[超幹] 幹他媽的有人雞雞噴過血嗎?? - 成人話題討論

By Jacob
at 2008-10-07T16:45

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作者: runtime (有事請找型男仁瑋) 看板: Hate
標題: [超幹] 幹他媽的有人雞雞噴過血嗎??
時間: Tue Oct 7 13:49:35 2008

兩天前在我上廁所時拉鍊卡到了我的弟弟...

我以為是卡到毛就硬拉.. 造成的結果是雞雞破皮

破皮的地點在包皮繫帶我是昨晚才知道的

結果我就一直忍著痛每天繼續到 Lab 看我的論文

直到昨天晚上熬夜到兩點左右

回到了寢室和星爺小耀洗完澡後就到交誼聽吃泡麵聊天

這個時候我的雞雞還是好好的我有種它已經慢慢復原的感覺

吃完後回到寢室我就問小耀

"你有要刷牙嗎?"

"恩~我先抽根煙" 小耀回答著我

然後我就先行刷牙留小耀一個人在陽台抽煙

刷完牙~ 我回到宿舍

發現有種想尿尿的 feel...

到了廁所脫下褲子~

媽呀!!! 都是血淋淋的

馬上就知道是傷口崩裂了

很好~~我還是先尿吧

一開始的尿像血尿害我真的懷疑起是不是我爆肝爆太兇

後來的尿慢慢的把血水都帶走了

接著就是可怕的地方來了

尿是尿完了但從包皮繫帶處爆出另一柱液體

是黑色的血 (其實是暗紅)

不唬爛看起來就像是在尿尿可是卻一點也不痛

血水噴了快三秒我趕緊用手壓住傷口

噴得整個馬桶周圍地板全部都是血

幹!!! 只有他媽的痛而已

直奔洗澡間 (浴室和廁所是相連的)

開起了蓮蓬頭就往雞雞沖水一面放開手

不放還好一放血柱噴得整間浴室都是

下半身衣物都是血漬淋浴間裡撒滿了血像是兇案現場

"幹~~~小耀~~~幫我拿浴巾" 我大喊著

"喔~好!!" 一邊刷牙的小耀還不知道發生了什麼事

按緊了傷口血終於止住了

龜頭整個縮小泛白 (我才相信雞雞根本就是水球嘛)

小耀從門縫遞給了我浴巾包住下體

問我發生了什麼事

"幹我雞雞噴血啦"

"幹唬爛的吧??" 小耀吃驚的問著

"不信你去看尿尿的那間!!"

數秒後....

"幹真的也太扯了吧靠北"

"你快去叫星爺來送我去醫院!!" 我急呼著

"喔~~~好!!"

我包著浴巾回到了寢室

過了不久星爺就趕到了

"幹真的假的豪洨的吧" 星爺有點不可置信的說著

"你要不要再去浴室看一下??" 小耀也附和著

提議下我也想想如果止住就算了

於是就一邊走回到了浴室

進到洗澡間慢慢的放開

1秒鐘...2秒鐘

幹他媽的血又開始流出來雖然沒有一開始用噴的那麼誇張

但就像無力的水龍頭一直流一直流

我又繼續按緊了它...

外面下起了雨

三個人就趕到宿舍門口

由星爺開著他的BENZ前往醫院

到了急診我下體包著浴巾還握著雞雞真的只有好笑而已

而且是三個男生萬一被誤會成玩屁眼玩太大就尷尬了

一下車就有替代役過來詢問狀況

"我雞雞噴血啦!!" 我很緊張的說著

一邊還解釋是被拉鍊夾到....

替代役偷笑還被我看到

急診室裡好像每個人都很老練

一點表情也沒有一面詢問我的個人資料

接著外科醫生就把我帶進了手術室躺在手術台上叫我慢慢放手

一放手又是三秒後爆血

我一面喊著

"可不可以不要縫我怕針!!"

"先生你不要緊張我先看看傷口" 醫生一面說護士一面拿著器材

推來了一車剪刀手術刀紗布...etc

嚇死我的毛了

"你可不可以不要一直看這樣我很難工作" 醫生的口氣真的很差

我就躺平在床上任由醫生擺布

醫生一面柔著捏著我的雞雞我感到濕濕的 fu...

"不行血一直流要縫...至少一針"

我聽到這句話整個人就快暈眩了

"幫我拿$%&#$&針" 我只聽到醫生對護士講了一串有關鍵字 "針" 的話

為了我的雞雞我只好忍耐...

"你不要動喔不然會刺進去!" 醫生緊張的警告我

"醫生你不打麻藥嗎??"

"打麻藥你會更痛才一針...你忍耐"

喔幹我真的整個人都快掛掉了不打麻藥拿針扎雞雞..

"深呼吸!!" 醫生喊著

我意識到是針要進去的感覺了

幹!!!只有痛而已我不只深了一口呼吸我連深連深!!

我狂叫狂喊整個手術室陷入了緊張的氣氛

我抓緊床沿整個人扭成一團

"快好了 !! 你不要亂動阿 "

一陣陣的刺痛是常人無法忍受的刺穿!!

終於醫生離開了我的雞雞...

留下我一個人在手術台上...掙扎...

"好了你可以休息一下等等我幫你開藥膏.."

我起身看了看

雞雞已經不再流血了...

留下的是全身發軟的我

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Tags: 成人

All Comments

By Rebecca
at 2008-10-08T10:25

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Odelette
at 2008-10-09T04:05

你寫的好好笑XDDDD(被拖走) 要小心啊

By Carol
at 2008-10-09T21:45

長恨!!! 難得的好文!!

By Freda
at 2008-10-10T15:25

雞雞好可憐原PO要好好愛惜唷

By Edith
at 2008-10-11T09:04

幹，光用想的就覺得好痛＝＝
幹，Ryu從後面追撞

By Yuri
at 2008-10-12T02:44

好可怕唷~~我的GG....(?)

By Heather
at 2008-10-12T20:24

五樓還噴過bb蛋

By Hedy
at 2008-10-13T14:04

你可以進去找海公公

By Adele
at 2008-10-14T07:44

啊......嘶

By Bethany
at 2008-10-15T01:24

太酷了!!!

By Charlotte
at 2008-10-15T19:03

好痛的感覺QQ

By Heather
at 2008-10-16T12:43

可憐的原PO(拍拍)

By Ethan
at 2008-10-17T06:23

幹~!看了都覺得好痛~>////< (夾)

By Agnes
at 2008-10-18T00:03

本是最長恨!!

By Elizabeth
at 2008-10-18T17:43

幹光看就好痛

By Tristan Cohan
at 2008-10-19T11:23

很難想像男生雞雞被拉鍊夾到的感覺~"~

By Edward Lewis
at 2008-10-20T05:02

可以轉笨版了XDDDDDDDDDD

By Ivy
at 2008-10-20T22:42

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD有夠爆笑的

By Hedwig
at 2008-10-21T16:22

幹..太屌了啦

By Puput
at 2008-10-22T10:02

感覺好痛阿= =

By Carolina Franco
at 2008-10-23T03:42

怎麼你po文像在說別人的故事一樣XD

By Charlotte
at 2008-10-23T21:22

出書吧 "拉鍊不是故意的"

By Agatha
at 2008-10-24T15:01

嗚...好痛的樣子...

By Wallis
at 2008-10-25T08:41

我朋友以前割包皮,有流很多血 -_-
而且麻醉還沒效的時候,刀子就劃下去了,據說很
痛

By Bethany
at 2008-10-26T02:21

好文~ 可惜少了護士點綴

By David
at 2008-10-26T20:01

好想去看那替代役的blog 他一定也有寫XDXD

By Quintina
at 2008-10-27T13:41

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Robert
at 2008-10-28T07:21

好痛的感覺= =

By Michael
at 2008-10-29T01:00

太酷了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
================圖呢??================

By Frederica
at 2008-10-29T18:40

幹好痛可是我笑的好大聲XD

By Emily
at 2008-10-30T12:20

原PO真男人

By Olga
at 2008-10-31T06:00

幹你媽的好痛喔你怎麼夾的阿

By Elvira
at 2008-10-31T23:40

這不是我學弟嗎 (拿著相機追他ing)

By Lydia
at 2008-11-01T17:20

好像很痛別難過了("￣▽￣)-c<￣⊿￣")

By Annie
at 2008-11-02T10:59

這不是強者我同學嗎...

By Erin
at 2008-11-03T04:39

幹...邊看邊抓著褲襠

By Edwina
at 2008-11-03T22:19

哈哈哈哈有笑有推真是血淚交織的經驗

By Quanna
at 2008-11-04T15:59

看起來就很痛....

By Hedda
at 2008-11-05T09:39

很痛的感覺...XD

By Damian
at 2008-11-06T03:19

這幾天早晨一柱擎天..會被痛醒@@a?

By Heather
at 2008-11-06T20:58

幹

By Lydia
at 2008-11-07T14:38

外面下雨了

By Margaret
at 2008-11-08T08:18

好慘.....

By Margaret
at 2008-11-09T01:58

哈拉瑪莉?

By Franklin
at 2008-11-09T19:38

有笑有推(誤

By Enid
at 2008-11-10T13:18

看了我都痛了

By Barb Cronin
at 2008-11-11T06:57

好像很痛.... (夾)

By Kelly
at 2008-11-12T00:37

本日最黑特非你莫屬(￣y▽￣)╭ <<<

By Jacob
at 2008-11-12T18:17

= =幹看的我都發抖...

By Kama
at 2008-11-13T11:57

說不定因為這樣會越來越持久

By Ina
at 2008-11-14T05:37

慘....

By Tom
at 2008-11-14T23:17

幹,有笑有推 XDDD

By Yuri
at 2008-11-15T16:56

希望你的那裡早日康復............

By Emma
at 2008-11-16T10:36

拍拍

By Mary
at 2008-11-17T04:16

淡淡的憂傷XDDDDDDD

By Damian
at 2008-11-17T21:56

XDDDDDDDDDDDD讚讚讚

By Olivia
at 2008-11-18T15:36

好痛的感覺

By Isabella
at 2008-11-19T09:16

還好你雞雞還在....

By Oscar
at 2008-11-20T02:55

你尿道有受傷嘛?你好像說一開始有血尿?=

By Andy
at 2008-11-20T20:35

真扯= =

By Michael
at 2008-11-21T14:15

勃起會影響傷口的癒合喔

By Caitlin
at 2008-11-22T07:55

因為龜頭都是血沾血

By Tristan Cohan
at 2008-11-23T01:35

雖然很可憐不過還是忍不住..XDD

By Vanessa
at 2008-11-23T19:15

看得好痛...

By Charlie
at 2008-11-24T12:54

砍掉重練

By Tristan Cohan
at 2008-11-25T06:34

祝原pO早日康復感覺好痛阿

By Joe
at 2008-11-26T00:14

雞雞~~雞雞在哪裡?????

By John
at 2008-11-26T17:54

沒打麻醉...好痛的樣子...>"< 早日康復!!

By Adele
at 2008-11-27T11:34

太誇張了啦.....沒圖沒真相

By Jessica
at 2008-11-28T05:14

有夠痛的感覺～原PO還忍得住，太強了吧？

By Caitlin
at 2008-11-28T22:53

這時候如果有辣妹裸體走過去原PO應該會
噴血而亡<囧>

By Hardy
at 2008-11-29T16:33

噴更多血~~

By Ophelia
at 2008-11-30T10:13

推樓上此時如果看到養眼的傷口會繃開狂噴

By Agnes
at 2008-12-01T03:53

還好噴完就縮小了......

By Christine
at 2008-12-01T21:33

好不容易縫好一針剛好這時從護士小姐的領口.

By Elvira
at 2008-12-02T15:13

看到34D白皙大奶還疑似沒穿內衣

By Puput
at 2008-12-03T08:52

真的很猛阿...GG噴血事件

By Eartha
at 2008-12-04T02:32

看完W大的話醫生口氣很差的原因出現了w

By Jack
at 2008-12-04T20:12

...

By Iris
at 2008-12-05T13:52

雖然我沒有雞雞，但聽起來很真的痛.....

By Bethany
at 2008-12-06T07:32

就像噴泉一樣噴射!!就仆街了<囧>

By Jake
at 2008-12-07T01:12

推推推推推

By Madame
at 2008-12-07T18:51

忍住!堅強!

By Poppy
at 2008-12-08T12:31

沒有鄉民貼兇圖讓原PO爆血嗎 XDDDD

By Carol
at 2008-12-09T06:11

讓我想到滿清十大酷刑的阿大也是幹了翁虹之後

By Ingrid
at 2008-12-09T23:51

醫院可以讓病患打乖乖針嗎?

By Charlie
at 2008-12-10T17:31

就一直噴血超噁的害我只好默默穿上褲子

By John
at 2008-12-11T11:11

....好恐怖

By Hedwig
at 2008-12-12T04:50

雞雞只有一支請愛惜你的雞雞

By Noah
at 2008-12-12T22:30

打石膏吧

By Steve
at 2008-12-13T16:10

我想到玉浦團被舒淇婊到的徐錦江

By Edith
at 2008-12-14T09:50

打石膏+1

By Vanessa
at 2008-12-15T03:30

大家不要笑原po 他的哭喊我有聽到

By Isabella
at 2008-12-15T21:10

好慘XD

By Lydia
at 2008-12-16T14:49

醫生:我看不到,我看不到

By Zanna
at 2008-12-17T08:29

堅強點..

By Brianna
at 2008-12-18T02:09

你要堅強的活下去 ....

By Franklin
at 2008-12-18T19:49

沒了還可以裝一支假雞雞阿

By Lydia
at 2008-12-19T13:29

好痛苦 .... 這感覺有種淡淡的哀傷囧

By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2008-12-20T07:09

小耀說他不想因為你的雞雞出名

By Vanessa
at 2008-12-21T00:48

我從頭笑道尾..幹!肚子好痛!!

By Ophelia
at 2008-12-21T18:28

可以考慮裝一隻會旋轉還會噴霧的GG

By Linda
at 2008-12-22T12:08

幹!!機機打針真的超痛!!!!!

By Kristin
at 2008-12-23T05:48

讓這篇文跟他GG一起爆了吧

By Lily
at 2008-12-23T23:28

推阿希望原po早日康復

By Thomas
at 2008-12-24T17:08

ㄏㄏ太好笑了

By Jacob
at 2008-12-25T10:47

我笑的嘴巴好酸 XDDDDDD

By Jessica
at 2008-12-26T04:27

圖咧.hahhaahahahahahahah

By George
at 2008-12-26T22:07

笑了 XD

By Skylar Davis
at 2008-12-27T15:47

好痛的感覺　　可是又很好笑

By Zora
at 2008-12-28T09:27

沒良心續推XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Elvira
at 2008-12-29T03:07

哈哈哈痛死你痛死你<( ‵▽′)-σ

By Sarah
at 2008-12-29T20:46

讓你再噴一次

By Linda
at 2008-12-30T14:26

用看的就好痛要堅強

By Tom
at 2008-12-31T08:06

By Joe
at 2009-01-01T01:46

By George
at 2009-01-01T19:26

靠杯　　　光看就好痛！　　早知道不看了

By Hedda
at 2009-01-02T13:06

靠北感覺太痛就END了...真恐怖

By Skylar Davis
at 2009-01-03T06:45

原po金逼哀

By Bennie
at 2009-01-04T00:25

雖然一直笑可是我覺得好痛 XDD~

By Victoria
at 2009-01-04T18:05

快爆了欸

By Michael
at 2009-01-05T11:45

幫推 XD

By Michael
at 2009-01-06T05:25

光看就覺得好痛原來男生也很辛苦= =

By Hedda
at 2009-01-06T23:05

爆

By Frederic
at 2009-01-07T16:44

爆~還好我是女生哈哈

By Kumar
at 2009-01-08T10:24

看了都覺得好痛

By Faithe
at 2009-01-09T04:04

有批義雞好便宜的呀要不要挑一隻試試

By Liam
at 2009-01-09T21:44

R.I.P.

By Noah
at 2009-01-10T15:24

雞雞就跟著這一篇一起爆吧!?

By Liam
at 2009-01-11T09:04

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!

By Ethan
at 2009-01-12T02:43

早日康復

By Charlotte
at 2009-01-12T20:23

爆了本日最離奇HATE文

By Enid
at 2009-01-13T14:03

我看到一半就不行了

By Agnes
at 2009-01-14T07:43

這篇有m的價值了!

By Agnes
at 2009-01-15T01:23

我邊看邊覺得雞雞痛

By Hardy
at 2009-01-15T19:03

一邊看文章一邊摸雞雞的舉手

By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2009-01-16T12:42

靠爸~笑的雞雞好痛...

By Rachel
at 2009-01-17T06:22

我會幫你轉寄給你同學(老吳學生)

By Bethany
at 2009-01-18T00:02

推一個血尿控訴啊!!!

By Iris
at 2009-01-18T17:42

我想問的是...原PO有穿內褲嗎...XD

By Queena
at 2009-01-19T11:22

我超想轉JOKE的.....

By Poppy
at 2009-01-20T05:02

怎麼這麼多認識的XD

By Jacob
at 2009-01-20T22:41

太恐怖了.以後我會先看看再決定要不要硬拉

By Lucy
at 2009-01-21T16:21

對不起我笑了

By Odelette
at 2009-01-22T10:01

不酥湖

By Carol
at 2009-01-23T03:41

轉笨版啦～笑死我了

By Olivia
at 2009-01-23T21:21

看了覺得下面縮了一下

By Carolina Franco
at 2009-01-24T15:01

好可憐哦...可是我還是忍不住笑了

By Madame
at 2009-01-25T08:40

看完後下麵覺得好痛=.=

By Edward Lewis
at 2009-01-26T02:20

有刺痛的感覺...

By Audriana
at 2009-01-26T20:00

笑到翻

By Quintina
at 2009-01-27T13:40

幹原po真男人啊 XDDDD

By Donna
at 2009-01-28T07:20

辛苦了

By Annie
at 2009-01-29T01:00

辛苦了但是嘴角還是忍不住上揚

By John
at 2009-01-29T18:39

借轉

By Kelly
at 2009-01-30T12:19

好痛的感覺...原po雞雞還好嗎?

By Mia
at 2009-01-31T05:59

雞掰~

By Caitlin
at 2009-01-31T23:39

原PO現在應該不敢亂IN吧....

By Thomas
at 2009-02-01T17:19

我都叫我女友國慶日別來找我了 = =

By Selena
at 2009-02-02T10:59

你女朋友知道嗎= =

By Heather
at 2009-02-03T04:38

知道.

By Caroline
at 2009-02-03T22:18

好好笑唷現在復合情況何如還要去拆線

By Blanche
at 2009-02-04T15:58

五天後拆線敬請期待雞雞哭喊錄音檔

By Erin
at 2009-02-05T09:38

嗯祝你早日痊癒... 加油不知道該說啥

By Olga
at 2009-02-06T03:18

幹!超好笑，請保護好GG

By William
at 2009-02-06T20:58

光看文章就好痛的感覺 ><

By Heather
at 2009-02-07T14:37

好好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Andrew
at 2009-02-08T08:17

大大辛苦了祝早日康復 orz

By Franklin
at 2009-02-09T01:57

好慘 XDDDDD

By Caroline
at 2009-02-09T19:37

好慘醫生有說早上IN起來的時候該怎麼辦嗎

By Kristin
at 2009-02-10T13:17

幹光看就看的好痛..保重

By Dora
at 2009-02-11T06:57

幹光看就覺得好ˋ痛

By Ophelia
at 2009-02-12T00:36

這篇告訴男生們的就是卡到毛別硬拉 = =

By Susan
at 2009-02-12T18:16

是沒穿內褲嗎?不然怎麼會夾到?

By Puput
at 2009-02-13T11:56

好痛.....早日康復早日康復

By Lauren
at 2009-02-14T05:36

By Cara
at 2009-02-14T23:16

幹，好好笑，他媽的我笑好大力…

By Ina
at 2009-02-15T16:56

還好你沒住院...不然就跟交大某雞一樣了XD

By Catherine
at 2009-02-16T10:35

runtime error

By Faithe
at 2009-02-17T04:15

好痛真是倒楣快好起來吧

By Zenobia
at 2009-02-17T21:55

好痛喔 XDDDD

By Tracy
at 2009-02-18T15:35

笑死我了,後續別偷懶,要繼續寫喔

By Edwina
at 2009-02-19T09:15

總覺得這篇應該PO笨版! 哈哈太歡樂了~ XD

By Catherine
at 2009-02-20T02:55

借轉

By Anonymous
at 2009-02-20T20:34

你不要動喔不然會刺進去.........

By William
at 2009-02-21T14:14

不去看醫生就讓他流光吧

By Gilbert
at 2009-02-22T07:54

靠你怎麼把我的事情給po出來哇列~~~~淦

By Oscar
at 2009-02-23T01:34

太好笑了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 痛死我了嬤阿

By Candice
at 2009-02-23T19:14

哈拉瑪莉!!?

By Odelette
at 2009-02-24T12:54

醫生怎麼沒有先放血(誤)

By Candice
at 2009-02-25T06:33

最好夾到沒感覺還硬拉啦～啃，超慘的

By Lauren
at 2009-02-26T00:13

這和吃羊肉爐燙到雞雞有異曲同工之妙

By Mason
at 2009-02-26T17:53

好慘

By Oliver
at 2009-02-27T11:33

早日康復

By Freda
at 2009-02-28T05:13

幹~~~~~~~~~ 好痛好痛好痛好痛XDDDD

By Anthony
at 2009-02-28T22:53

保重～XDDD

By Charlotte
at 2009-03-01T16:32

笑翻天

By Ingrid
at 2009-03-02T10:12

好痛...

By Lily
at 2009-03-03T03:52

光想就痛死了= =

By Charlotte
at 2009-03-03T21:32

我狂笑....祝早日康復

By Tristan Cohan
at 2009-03-04T15:12

好痛哦...

By Edward Lewis
at 2009-03-05T08:52

想到針刺進去那個畫面......用想就痛死了

By Charlotte
at 2009-03-06T02:31

幹!!!我一面看一面發抖

By Olive
at 2009-03-06T20:11

哈啦瑪莉的情節…不過原po比較猛...凍卡固...不是坐救護車

By Lucy
at 2009-03-07T13:51

我在想你有可能會上新聞喔…
不管怎樣…祝早日康復

By Christine
at 2009-03-08T07:31

那位原作者應該過一陣子就可以出心書了吧.......

By Una
at 2009-03-09T01:11

幹啦，看的我都覺得好痛呀！！祝原PO早日康復~~

By Todd Johnson
at 2009-03-09T18:51

好痛@@

By Tristan Cohan
at 2009-03-10T12:30

我剛剛噴了!!噴水!!

By Ingrid
at 2009-03-11T06:10

幹看得我都痛了... 囧囧囧

By Edward Lewis
at 2009-03-11T23:50

好屌XDD

By Agatha
at 2009-03-12T17:30

好可怕

By Selena
at 2009-03-13T11:10

100分跟羊肉盧事件能比了！

By Selena
at 2009-03-14T04:50

哭笑不得?

By Regina
at 2009-03-14T22:29

圖哩

By Olga
at 2009-03-15T16:09

比羊肉爐還好笑

By Audriana
at 2009-03-16T09:49

好痛........

By Rosalind
at 2009-03-17T03:29

笑翻掉.... 還是祝原PO身體健康~"~ XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Gilbert
at 2009-03-17T21:09

救命阿，我要笑死了　哈哈

By Olga
at 2009-03-18T14:49

好痛喔

By Steve
at 2009-03-19T08:28

針夭壽..

By Dinah
at 2009-03-20T02:08

好痛...= =

By Callum
at 2009-03-20T19:48

好險沒老二...(抖)

By Xanthe
at 2009-03-21T13:28

好痛

By Doris
at 2009-03-22T07:08

樓上...

By Damian
at 2009-03-23T00:48

好痛!!!!

By Sandy
at 2009-03-23T18:27

XDD

By Valerie
at 2009-03-24T12:07

我想起了羊肉爐

By Caroline
at 2009-03-25T05:47

跟幾年前的羊肉爐事件有點像

By Suhail Hany
at 2009-03-25T23:27

幹! 太好笑了!

By Lydia
at 2009-03-26T17:07

幹好痛....

By Xanthe
at 2009-03-27T10:47

酷!

By Caroline
at 2009-03-28T04:26

幹!太好笑了!

By Mary
at 2009-03-28T22:06

好痛....

By Joseph
at 2009-03-29T15:46

羊肉爐比較慘他還要住院

By Noah
at 2009-03-30T09:26

借轉

By Elvira
at 2009-03-31T03:06

推!

By Damian
at 2009-03-31T20:46

養傷要送PLAYBOY.......XD

By Victoria
at 2009-04-01T14:25

靠好慘阿我要在你的雞雞上寫個短字

By Annie
at 2009-04-02T08:05

原PO怎麼沒叫大家推"原PO的雞雞一定還可以用的"

By Puput
at 2009-04-03T01:45

我笑了~對不起T^T

By Noah
at 2009-04-03T19:25

幹好痛!

By Frederic
at 2009-04-04T13:05

好可憐噴血雞

By Sierra Rose
at 2009-04-05T06:45

借轉真是一個..特別的經驗

By Faithe
at 2009-04-06T00:24

原PO 我同樣地方也有受傷不過受傷方式不同

By Catherine
at 2009-04-06T18:04

幹你可以出一本書了!!!雞雞與拉鍊

By William
at 2009-04-07T11:44

我笑了....XD

By Tracy
at 2009-04-08T05:24

好痛...

By Frederic
at 2009-04-08T23:04

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD好痛的感覺

By Odelette
at 2009-04-09T16:44

我記得有個剁老X的影片= =+

By Dorothy
at 2009-04-10T10:23

好痛....不蘇湖= =

By Kumar
at 2009-04-11T04:03

對不起，我很沒良心的大笑

By Michael
at 2009-04-11T21:43

幹我看的好痛.......痛死了我討厭痛痛文

By Charlotte
at 2009-04-12T15:23

我們男人真可憐要冒著生命危險尿尿鄉民們要多多注意

By Sarah
at 2009-04-13T09:03

好像很痛的感覺@@

By Kyle
at 2009-04-14T02:43

看得好痛

By Megan
at 2009-04-14T20:22

幹好痛....XD

By Connor
at 2009-04-15T14:02

雖然很慘可是我還是大笑了噴血還真難想像

By Iris
at 2009-04-16T07:42

幹小弟弟縮了一下沒有麻醉就縫超級痛的＝＝

By Ethan
at 2009-04-17T01:22

如果太興奮會不會又爆血管好可怕

By Erin
at 2009-04-17T19:02

太恐怖了= =a

By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2009-04-18T12:42

爽內

By Poppy
at 2009-04-19T06:21

淚推

By Eden
at 2009-04-20T00:01

我很沒良心的一直笑XDXDXDXDXD

By Ophelia
at 2009-04-20T17:41

好痛又好笑XD

By Hedda
at 2009-04-21T11:21

超痛的

By Jack
at 2009-04-22T05:01

幹好痛

By Jacky
at 2009-04-22T22:41

痛.........

By Olivia
at 2009-04-23T16:20

幹對不起我笑出來了

By Steve
at 2009-04-24T10:00

憋笑到肚子好痛

By Rosalind
at 2009-04-25T03:40

超好笑的啦XD

By Edward Lewis
at 2009-04-25T21:20

令我想到【羊肉爐不是故意的】

By Isabella
at 2009-04-26T15:00

你應該拿幾顆小鋼珠的,跟醫生說順便一下...XD

By Frederic
at 2009-04-27T08:40

你可以用三鹿奶粉止血誤

By Tristan Cohan
at 2009-04-28T02:19

雞雞~~~不要離開我

By James
at 2009-04-28T19:59

好痛可是好好笑......同情

By Eartha
at 2009-04-29T13:39

好笑

By Mason
at 2009-04-30T07:19

xdddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd

By John
at 2009-05-01T00:59

好痛,但是好好笑,從第一個字就沒停過地笑XD

By Ingrid
at 2009-05-01T18:39

幹好痛

By Puput
at 2009-05-02T12:18

突然想到,為什麼不乾脆就把包皮給切除了呢,一勞永逸不是嗎?

By Odelette
at 2009-05-03T05:58

好痛>.<

By Gilbert
at 2009-05-03T23:38

好痛好痛好痛幹怎麼這麼痛

By Franklin
at 2009-05-04T17:18

幹～一定很痛..怎沒有順便割包皮！y

By Lily
at 2009-05-05T10:58

幹好痛.....>"<凸讓它壞死算了R.I.P.

By Wallis
at 2009-05-06T04:38

請問羊肉爐是第一幾篇阿??

By Susan
at 2009-05-06T22:17

祝公雞早日恢復元氣!!

By Hazel
at 2009-05-07T15:57

推爆他吧

By Kyle
at 2009-05-08T09:37

爆！

By Quanna
at 2009-05-09T03:17

受傷的時候不能順便割包皮..我也有過經驗..

By Damian
at 2009-05-09T20:57

好痛....我笑好久.....XDDDDDDDDD

By Thomas
at 2009-05-10T14:37

你的毛你的雞雞傻傻分不清楚

By Hazel
at 2009-05-11T08:16

幹..好痛......不敢想像..>"<

By Damian
at 2009-05-12T01:56

好痛的感覺= = 以後拉拉鍊我要小心了

By Thomas
at 2009-05-12T19:36

幹嚇死了以後我拉鍊要慢慢拉

By Caroline
at 2009-05-13T13:16

想不到斬雞頭的事情是真的

By Margaret
at 2009-05-14T06:56

好笑又好痛.....推推

By Damian
at 2009-05-15T00:36

邊看手邊發抖真的好痛的感覺呀

By Jake
at 2009-05-15T18:15

真的很慘...

By Genevieve
at 2009-05-16T11:55

By Ivy
at 2009-05-17T05:35

哈哈很好笑XD 話說本人也有雞雞流血的經驗

By Oscar
at 2009-05-17T23:15

祝他早日康復

By Puput
at 2009-05-18T16:55

不過是在跟馬子推炮的時候他太乾我硬督流血

By Sierra Rose
at 2009-05-19T10:35

拿針扎雞雞...噢~

By Annie
at 2009-05-20T04:14

好痛>"< 可是也很好笑XD

By Catherine
at 2009-05-20T21:54

如果當時有正妹護士...

By Belly
at 2009-05-21T15:34

拉拉鍊真的要小心

By Adele
at 2009-05-22T09:14

自從羊肉爐事件後好久沒笑的那麼開懷的LP文了～

By Erin
at 2009-05-23T02:54

哇靠~~好痛!

By Oliver
at 2009-05-23T20:34

好痛

By David
at 2009-05-24T14:13

幹...感覺超痛的，還沒麻醉..........囧

By Joseph
at 2009-05-25T07:53

呃阿....好痛阿.....囧rz

By Joe
at 2009-05-26T01:33

光看就覺得受不了了...

By Olive
at 2009-05-26T19:13

改名叫BloodGay好了啦！笑死我了！

By Olga
at 2009-05-27T12:53

好恐怖.............

By Bethany
at 2009-05-28T06:33

...XD

By Joseph
at 2009-05-29T00:12

我笑的好痛XDDDD

By Rebecca
at 2009-05-29T17:52

笑得好痛~但感覺超痛的= =

By Lauren
at 2009-05-30T11:32

看的我又好笑又好痛

By Annie
at 2009-05-31T05:12

好痛...我光想都覺得好痛...

By Tracy
at 2009-05-31T22:52

看你媽的　同樣身為男人　我看到縫針沒開麻醉就End了　幹！

By Delia
at 2009-06-01T16:32

如果是我我寧願去自殺= =　光這樣看過就覺得不舒服..

By Annie
at 2009-06-02T10:11

超好笑的XD

By Rebecca
at 2009-06-03T03:51

幹安娘為~~~太恐怖了

By Sarah
at 2009-06-03T21:31

看不太下去，覺得好痛

By Caitlin
at 2009-06-04T15:11

縫針沒打麻醉很痛但取子彈沒打麻醉會想砍醫生

By William
at 2009-06-05T08:51

好痛的感覺喔= =

By Ethan
at 2009-06-06T02:31

阿~斯~!

By Elizabeth
at 2009-06-06T20:10

以前小腿被子彈打到送到中部的某家醫院醫生看一下
"長官不用麻醉了啦很快一下就好了"

By Jake
at 2009-06-07T13:50

當下我只有一個想法"槍哩我的槍哩我要補這醫生一槍"

By Megan
at 2009-06-08T07:30

好痛阿............

By Donna
at 2009-06-09T01:10

有笑有推XDDDDDDDDDD

By Hedwig
at 2009-06-09T18:50

早點案END會比較好

By Leila
at 2009-06-10T12:30

我論這篇文章上報紙的可能性....

By Faithe
at 2009-06-11T06:09

真的是碧血洗銀槍

By Poppy
at 2009-06-11T23:49

好像在看騙人步咒語...

By William
at 2009-06-12T17:29

有圖有真相 (伸手

By Jack
at 2009-06-13T11:09

幹你媽的每看一行 LJ就抽一下

By Ina
at 2009-06-14T04:49

推ccps~~真男人!

By Erin
at 2009-06-14T22:29

屌

By Harry
at 2009-06-15T16:08

我覺得很痛 = =

By Olga
at 2009-06-16T09:48

你就是傳說中的刀疤老二?!

By James
at 2009-06-17T03:28

好痛！！！

By James
at 2009-06-17T21:08

超屌!!真男人，但是要不要考慮一下附圖啊?

By Andy
at 2009-06-18T14:48

痛痛痛痛痛痛痛痛痛痛痛痛痛痛痛痛痛痛痛痛痛痛!!!!!

By Kelly
at 2009-06-19T08:28

好痛...

By Harry
at 2009-06-20T02:07

對不起....我笑了 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Robert
at 2009-06-20T19:47

阿~~~~多麼痛的領悟!!

By Enid
at 2009-06-21T13:27

沒穿內褲?@@

By Caroline
at 2009-06-22T07:07

我有一種很痛的感覺

By Edith
at 2009-06-23T00:47

看文的時候感覺自己的也很痛嘶~

By Susan
at 2009-06-23T18:27

碧血G

By Enid
at 2009-06-24T12:06

看文的我都感覺痛了.....真是太可怕了= =....

By Isla
at 2009-06-25T05:46

光看就痛了...

By Suhail Hany
at 2009-06-25T23:26

好好笑!!!

By Frederica
at 2009-06-26T17:06

光看就覺得好痛..可是對不起原po...我笑好久..XD

By Damian
at 2009-06-27T10:46

很痛可是又很好笑..XDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Ophelia
at 2009-06-28T04:26

乾好痛....

By Agnes
at 2009-06-28T22:05

我已經笑到不能自我了~XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Rosalind
at 2009-06-29T15:45

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Susan
at 2009-06-30T09:25

是懶趴後面那條線裂掉嗎?

By Eden
at 2009-07-01T03:05

嗎的我一直笑啦 !!!太好笑了!!!!!!!!

By Tristan Cohan
at 2009-07-01T20:45

XDDDDDDD

By Tom
at 2009-07-02T14:25

雖然很對不起原PO，但是太好笑啦XDDD

By Elvira
at 2009-07-03T08:04

看第二次還是很好笑XDD

By Bennie
at 2009-07-04T01:44

笑到肚子好痛XDDD

By Cara
at 2009-07-04T19:24

回 LABA . 就是那條線而且縫合點超靠近龜頭

By Blanche
at 2009-07-05T13:04

好可憐XD

By Ula
at 2009-07-06T06:44

幹好痛

By Ina
at 2009-07-07T00:24

我噴淚了..................原PO抱歉

By Daniel
at 2009-07-07T18:03

我有這樣過...不過不是拉鍊是太快衝刺...

By William
at 2009-07-08T11:43

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Oscar
at 2009-07-09T05:23

幹看完之後感覺好痛! 笑不出來囧

By Ula
at 2009-07-09T23:03

建議你鋪陳長一點，這篇有比羊肉爐更賣的潛力！加油！

By Jacob
at 2009-07-10T16:43

好抖

By Quanna
at 2009-07-11T10:23

我把倒數第二行看成"雞雞流的不再是血" 嚇一跳!!!

By Ida
at 2009-07-12T04:02

我第一次看文看到肚子好痛又下面好痛真是很笑的好難過

By Quintina
at 2009-07-12T21:42

看了感覺好痛~~不舒服

By Callum
at 2009-07-13T15:22

心痛的感覺

By Lucy
at 2009-07-14T09:02

看得我都覺得好痛OTL

By Megan
at 2009-07-15T02:42

有一種濕濕的fu... XD

By Ursula
at 2009-07-15T20:22

幹...我看到全身發麻流汗....

By Quanna
at 2009-07-16T14:01

幹...好痛

By Connor
at 2009-07-17T07:41

好痛...

By Zenobia
at 2009-07-18T01:21

那你的楊蓮亭呢?

By Charlotte
at 2009-07-18T19:01

光看文就覺得好痛啊

By Robert
at 2009-07-19T12:41

好痛啊 .....

By Todd Johnson
at 2009-07-20T06:21

好好笑!!!

By Kyle
at 2009-07-21T00:00

拉鍊卡稻姬有人要++嗎?

By Ursula
at 2009-07-21T17:40

痛!!!!!!!!!!

By Carolina Franco
at 2009-07-22T11:20

痛+好笑…XD

By Todd Johnson
at 2009-07-23T05:00

太屌了....

By Yedda
at 2009-07-23T22:40

太酷了= =

By Megan
at 2009-07-24T16:20

西斯人淚推

By Edward Lewis
at 2009-07-25T09:59

電影有演過呀 :P ,這有句話,叫千牙咬命根;其實接另一個故
事,就拿羊肉爐燙下去,血就止了 :P

By Joe
at 2009-07-26T03:39

XDD

By Sarah
at 2009-07-26T21:19

痛... = =||

By Tristan Cohan
at 2009-07-27T14:59

XDDDDDDDDD

By Mia
at 2009-07-28T08:39

雞雞夾到都要看PAPER 好用功!!!

By Eartha
at 2009-07-29T02:19

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By Frederica
at 2009-07-29T19:58

笑死我了

By Selena
at 2009-07-30T13:38

By Wallis
at 2009-07-31T07:18

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By Daph Bay
at 2009-08-01T00:58

給你爆

By Hedwig
at 2009-08-01T18:38

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By Kyle
at 2009-08-02T12:18

這真是太好笑了

By Harry
at 2009-08-03T05:57

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By Brianna
at 2009-08-03T23:37

她知道你在這發廢文嗎

By Selena
at 2009-08-04T17:17

爆

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