當現成的爹 - 成人話題討論

By Charlie
at 2008-08-31T21:19

Table of Contents

: ※ 引述《anaxagoras (外省第十代..)》之銘言：
: : 剛剛朋友傳訊給我，要聽我的意見
: : 就是剛好有一個機會，他愛慕的女孩
: : 找不到肚子裡孩子親生的爹
: : 女孩不想拿掉
: : ..
: : 我朋友是老實人，有正當的工作，三十好幾了
: : 有積蓄、有車、有房沒交過女朋友...
: : 朋友說：這麼多年，我就看著她在那麼男孩間周旋... 但在我心中
: : 她始終是那位我十七歲時認識的...
: : ..
: : 故事我不說了
: : 適巧，我朋友是家裡唯一的男丁
: : 最近家裡也逼著緊，要他向親結婚的..
: : 心愛的女孩跟他告白了，前提是他必須當孩子的爹
: : 其實，朋友是蠻肯定想當現成的爹的
: : ....
: : 我該阻止他嗎？

幹你朋友簡直是瘋了

真的

瘋了~瘋了~瘋了~瘋了~~~喔喔喔~瘋了

你說他沒交過女友

我絕對相信

我想他應該連砲都沒打過，性經驗僅只於左手跟右手

不然怎麼可能連當便宜老爸都可以考慮?

這女的有多壞

大家用馬眼都看的出來

允許男友不戴套來幹來中出

肚子大了不想墮胎就跟你朋友告白

這還有人性嗎?

這還有天理嗎?

你朋友把她當17歲來看

難道她就真的是停留在17歲的清純少女嗎?

那我是不是覺得自己是太空飛鼠

就真的可以打開窗戶飛出去啊?

醒醒啊傻子!

該面對現實啊

她就是一個愛跟男朋友打砲玩中出的女生罷了，哪來的17歲?

搞不好下面都鬆的71歲了!

這麼愛當便宜老爸

怎麼不去多領養幾個非洲孤兒

每年還會寫信來感謝你這個台灣把拔

當她的便宜老爸有啥好處?

爽都她在爽

幹砲爽，找到長期飯票爽，傻子連小孩都肯養更爽

苦都你朋友在苦

世界上有這麼好的人

你朋友怎麼不去報名諾貝爾和平獎算了

我覺得你該帶你朋友去嫖一下的

嫖當然不是什麼好事

但至少讓他了解一下女人是啥玩意

讓他真的"登大人"一下，想法成熟一點

不要都這麼大人了腦袋裡還是裝國中生一樣純情最高真愛無敵

犧牲奉獻沒關係只要她快樂就好的白癡想法

順便讓他禮藏30年巨砲發洩一下

我很懷疑是不是他的洨都鑽到腦袋裡取代腦細胞了

不然怎麼會這麼蠢

那女的要是真愛他就不會讓他等13年了

她又不是住絕情谷底

捧著個大肚子才來說其實我心裡一直有你

這種話去講給鬼聽算了，有夠虎爛

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Tags: 成人

All Comments

By Brianna
at 2008-09-04T17:44

我笑了

By Gilbert
at 2008-09-08T14:09

給你一個推。

By Eden
at 2008-09-12T10:33

哈我看這篇一直很想笑

By Hazel
at 2008-09-16T06:58

真話總是很難聽啊~~

By Queena
at 2008-09-20T03:23

good

By Hedy
at 2008-09-23T23:47

諫言刺耳~~~

By Tristan Cohan
at 2008-09-27T20:12

諾貝爾和平獎我笑了XD

By Kristin
at 2008-10-01T16:37

住絕情谷底我笑了～好像點破了我的暗戀

By Sarah
at 2008-10-05T13:01

幹～太靠北了～推一下

By Anonymous
at 2008-10-09T09:26

推諾貝爾和平獎 XDD

By Genevieve
at 2008-10-13T05:51

鬆..71歲... 唉... 好殘忍的說法... 不過很實在..

By Elvira
at 2008-10-17T02:15

很懷疑是不是他的洨都鑽到腦袋裡取代腦細胞了

By Ivy
at 2008-10-20T22:40

我也笑了,那女的有錢後沒多久就會鬧離婚或外遇了吧

By Blanche
at 2008-10-24T19:05

好好笑..

By Mason
at 2008-10-28T15:29

靠背的中肯呀

By Freda
at 2008-11-01T11:54

讚喔~

By Yuri
at 2008-11-05T08:18

太中肯

By Lydia
at 2008-11-09T04:43

靠北的中肯阿!! 狂笑中!!

By Tracy
at 2008-11-13T01:08

XDD~

By Hedy
at 2008-11-16T21:32

真有趣我笑了

By Michael
at 2008-11-20T17:57

這種話去講給鬼聽算了，有夠虎爛XD~~~

By Joseph
at 2008-11-24T14:22

推太空飛鼠　XDDDDD

By Jacky
at 2008-11-28T10:46

中肯得太超過了

By Bethany
at 2008-12-02T07:11

這太屌了有夠中肯阿

By Olivia
at 2008-12-06T03:36

太空飛鼠戳到我的笑點XD

By Vanessa
at 2008-12-10T00:00

中肯 ....

By Emily
at 2008-12-13T20:25

推太空飛鼠XDDDD

By Steve
at 2008-12-17T16:50

推一個，寫的真是太好了阿=口=+++

By Mia
at 2008-12-21T13:14

XDDDDDDD

By Ida
at 2008-12-25T09:39

中肯!

By Kumar
at 2008-12-29T06:04

GOOD JOB!

By Callum
at 2009-01-02T02:28

他X的中肯

By Edith
at 2009-01-05T22:53

有長恨的temple

By Quanna
at 2009-01-09T19:18

推太空飛鼠!!!!

By Doris
at 2009-01-13T15:42

XDDDD 他X的中肯

By Vanessa
at 2009-01-17T12:07

我笑了 XDDD

By Hardy
at 2009-01-21T08:31

可是寫的有恨意, 是曾經被....?

By Dinah
at 2009-01-25T04:56

真的是太超過了

By Damian
at 2009-01-29T01:21

D.stoudmire

By Rachel
at 2009-02-01T21:45

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Enid
at 2009-02-05T18:10

靠悲中肯 XDDDDDD

By Edward Lewis
at 2009-02-09T14:35

其實它是前幾天忘了回家...門關起來了~找人投靠阿.......

By Genevieve
at 2009-02-13T10:59

中肯啊

By Caroline
at 2009-02-17T07:24

挑戰本週最中肯

By Una
at 2009-02-21T03:49

太空飛鼠住絕情谷底飛呀XDDDDD

By Jake
at 2009-02-25T00:13

其實就是用馬眼看所以才看不清阿(誤)

By Gilbert
at 2009-02-28T20:38

專業人士

By George
at 2009-03-04T17:03

XDDDDDDDD

By Kama
at 2009-03-08T13:27

太空飛鼠真的是太超過了XDDDDD

By Isabella
at 2009-03-12T09:52

不推不行呀太空飛鼠真是太超過了！！

By Oscar
at 2009-03-16T06:17

太空飛鼠XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 超級年代物XDDDDDDDDDDD

By Dorothy
at 2009-03-20T02:41

這篇那麼中肯可是怎麼查 "爹" 查不到? 標題沒改呀

By Regina
at 2009-03-23T23:06

快笑死了

By Catherine
at 2009-03-27T19:31

真是不知道該說什麼有恨意

By Brianna
at 2009-03-31T15:55

寫得好，請你朋友把他的單純留給另一個值得的女孩吧

By Anonymous
at 2009-04-04T12:20

太空飛鼠~請帶我飛 XD

By Freda
at 2009-04-08T08:44

有恨意但是中肯為什麼今天那麼多中肯文拉XDDDDD

By Brianna
at 2009-04-12T05:09

By Bethany
at 2009-04-16T01:34

這篇M起來呀~~~

By Emily
at 2009-04-19T21:58

中肯推阿

By Iris
at 2009-04-23T18:23

推太空飛鼠!!!超機車的XSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

By Agatha
at 2009-04-27T14:48

中肯文阿，現成的便宜老爸~~~

By Hardy
at 2009-05-01T11:12

太強了請容許我叫你一聲大哥哥~~~~~

By Ursula
at 2009-05-05T07:37

太空飛鼠~~~

By Victoria
at 2009-05-09T04:02

好笑又中肯~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~噗

By Hedy
at 2009-05-13T00:26

飛鼠推~

By Tom
at 2009-05-16T20:51

這篇太GJ了WWWWWWW！！！！！

By Elvira
at 2009-05-20T17:16

不推不行啊

By Hedy
at 2009-05-24T13:40

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Zanna
at 2009-05-28T10:05

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Michael
at 2009-06-01T06:30

大王M 大王M MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

By Selena
at 2009-06-05T02:54

中肯

By Vanessa
at 2009-06-08T23:19

十三年後，你要娶我；破麻過去，既往不咎

By Zanna
at 2009-06-12T19:44

禮藏30年巨砲XDDDDDDDDDD

By Candice
at 2009-06-16T16:08

有血有淚

By Mia
at 2009-06-20T12:33

推一個中肯

By Freda
at 2009-06-24T08:57

情谷底我在絕

By Thomas
at 2009-06-28T05:22

太了不起了,大推!!

By Kelly
at 2009-07-02T01:47

情
股裡

By Sandy
at 2009-07-05T22:11

推諾貝爾和平獎= =

By Franklin
at 2009-07-09T18:36

今晚的西斯好精彩喔....科

By Dinah
at 2009-07-13T15:01

好文!!!中肯!!!清流!!!

By Andrew
at 2009-07-17T11:25

好中肯~我笑翻了!!!!!!!!

By Valerie
at 2009-07-21T07:50

中肯

By Sarah
at 2009-07-25T04:15

好文沒錯.....但似乎有濃濃的恨意~?

By Daniel
at 2009-07-29T00:39

這是就可版......中肯到不行

By Suhail Hany
at 2009-08-01T21:04

請容我叫你一聲太空飛鼠!!!

By John
at 2009-08-05T17:29

ㄎㄎ

By Lily
at 2009-08-09T13:53

我還能說什麼呢?

By Enid
at 2009-08-13T10:18

這篇不m行嗎

By Carol
at 2009-08-17T06:43

好文!!狂笑中......太中肯了啦!!

By Oscar
at 2009-08-21T03:07

幹這篇真的太好笑啦

By Hazel
at 2009-08-24T23:32

邀受靠杯中肯啦

By Tom
at 2009-08-28T19:57

推一下太空飛鼠

By Irma
at 2009-09-01T16:21

這篇為什麼到現在還沒爆

By Madame
at 2009-09-05T12:46

92~~~推推

By David
at 2009-09-09T09:10

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Barb Cronin
at 2009-09-13T05:35

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Anonymous
at 2009-09-17T02:00

By Kyle
at 2009-09-20T22:24

太空飛鼠真是太好笑了!XD

By Tracy
at 2009-09-24T18:49

中肯可是人家還是要結婚...

By Anthony
at 2009-09-28T15:14

看你這麼中肯..再推一把好了

By Joseph
at 2009-10-02T11:38

中肯推

By Hamiltion
at 2009-10-06T08:03

爆

By Franklin
at 2009-10-10T04:28

中肯推~

By Gary
at 2009-10-14T00:52

推一把

By Zora
at 2009-10-17T21:17

此時不推更待何時

By Dora
at 2009-10-21T17:42

真的...此時不推更待何時

By Ivy
at 2009-10-25T14:06

中肯中肯中肯阿!!!!!

By Hedy
at 2009-10-29T10:31

不推不行了

By Hamiltion
at 2009-11-02T06:56

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Tristan Cohan
at 2009-11-06T03:20

此時不推更待何時

By Connor
at 2009-11-09T23:45

原PO答應轉PO PO到就可笑一笑

By Madame
at 2009-11-13T20:10

哈哈太空飛鼠

By Oscar
at 2009-11-17T16:34

看一次笑一次 XDDDDDD

By Mason
at 2009-11-21T12:59

機車但中肯..= =b

By Audriana
at 2009-11-25T09:23

那認養伊拉克的小孩，還會寫信跟你說，
把拔，我會用ＡＫ４７了︿＿＿︿

By Oliver
at 2009-11-29T05:48

幹真的太中肯了!!

By Olga
at 2009-12-03T02:13

...

By Oscar
at 2009-12-06T22:37

太中肯了，XDDDDD，這一定要推

By Quanna
at 2009-12-10T19:02

中肯到歐瑪了

By Xanthe
at 2009-12-14T15:27

幹滿分

By Oscar
at 2009-12-18T11:51

太好笑了中肯到不行這一定要推的

By Isla
at 2009-12-22T08:16

這篇可以m嗎

By Margaret
at 2009-12-26T04:41

推你個諾貝爾和平獎XDDD

By Zenobia
at 2009-12-30T01:05

推

By Queena
at 2010-01-02T21:30

這..!　　只能推了

By Lily
at 2010-01-06T17:55

中肯到我笑了

By Ophelia
at 2010-01-10T14:19

超好笑

By Franklin
at 2010-01-14T10:44

這篇超機掰的好笑XDrz

By Jake
at 2010-01-18T07:09

中肯到靠北~

By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2010-01-22T03:33

哈

By Victoria
at 2010-01-25T23:58

我住在絕情谷底 XDDDD

By Genevieve
at 2010-01-29T20:23

By Suhail Hany
at 2010-02-02T16:47

GOOD JOB

By Zanna
at 2010-02-06T13:12

樓樓上羅盤座標給一下

By Michael
at 2010-02-10T09:36

囧節奏明快

By Elma
at 2010-02-14T06:01

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Zanna
at 2010-02-18T02:26

幾霸昏!

By Dorothy
at 2010-02-21T22:50

真的又中肯又好笑XD

By Daniel
at 2010-02-25T19:15

不推會天打雷劈

By Genevieve
at 2010-03-01T15:40

XDDD

By Quanna
at 2010-03-05T12:04

這殺小好文

By Dorothy
at 2010-03-09T08:29

有笑有推XD

By Noah
at 2010-03-13T04:54

超中肯XDDD

By Barb Cronin
at 2010-03-17T01:18

中肯好文～～～XD

By Dorothy
at 2010-03-20T21:43

太空飛鼠那裡超好笑

By Rebecca
at 2010-03-24T18:08

By Agnes
at 2010-03-28T14:32

節奏明快XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Elvira
at 2010-04-01T10:57

肯又靠杯北讚啦!!

By Damian
at 2010-04-05T07:22

好帖我頂!!!

By Hedy
at 2010-04-09T03:46

太空飛鼠XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Irma
at 2010-04-13T00:11

幹，這篇不推不行，太強了

By Hamiltion
at 2010-04-16T20:36

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 我大笑。

By Hardy
at 2010-04-20T17:00

..這篇真是回味無窮每次看都可以大笑

By Susan
at 2010-04-24T13:25

推，太空飛鼠

By Tristan Cohan
at 2010-04-28T09:49

By Quintina
at 2010-05-02T06:14

以前看過彭懷真的例子，真愛不該被否定

By Leila
at 2010-05-06T02:39

我不爭氣的笑了XDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Agatha
at 2010-05-09T23:03

噓三小？彭他老婆沒玩到孩子的爹是誰都不知道

By James
at 2010-05-13T19:28

push

By Kelly
at 2010-05-17T15:53

中肯!

By Michael
at 2010-05-21T12:17

推太空飛鼠跟住在絕情谷底

By Audriana
at 2010-05-25T08:42

瘋了~瘋了~瘋了~瘋了~~~喔喔喔~瘋了

By Gilbert
at 2010-05-29T05:07

中肯

By Emma
at 2010-06-02T01:31

恭喜原PO獲得諾貝邇西斯中肯獎！

By Jessica
at 2010-06-05T21:56

好hate

By Gilbert
at 2010-06-09T18:21

真的靠爸中肯的

By Rae
at 2010-06-13T14:45

幹這篇真是太中肯了!!! 好笑又中肯!!!

By Todd Johnson
at 2010-06-17T11:10

這篇XDDDDDDD

By Kama
at 2010-06-21T07:35

中肯文推

By Daniel
at 2010-06-25T03:59

噓的人有沒有一點邏輯啊　　推太空飛鼠 xDDDDDDDDD

By Candice
at 2010-06-29T00:24

太空飛鼠...

By Jacob
at 2010-07-02T20:49

我是女的可是我覺得你講的真的超級中肯

By Genevieve
at 2010-07-06T17:13

太空飛鼠!科科

By Mary
at 2010-07-10T13:38

推太空飛鼠還有真愛? 不要笑死我了

By Faithe
at 2010-07-14T10:02

太空飛鼠?原PO的年紀真是太超過了

By Wallis
at 2010-07-18T06:27

太空飛鼠直接戳重我的笑點阿XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Christine
at 2010-07-22T02:52

彭懷真早就說那只是他寫的故事，有人還沒睡醒哦...

By Zanna
at 2010-07-25T23:16

讚! 中肯!

By Liam
at 2010-07-29T19:41

中肯推

By Olive
at 2010-08-02T16:06

超中肯大推

By Barb Cronin
at 2010-08-06T12:30

靠盃的中肯!!!!!!!!

By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2010-08-10T08:55

超威阿!! 推推

By Elma
at 2010-08-14T05:20

XDXD 中肯阿~~~

By Barb Cronin
at 2010-08-18T01:44

賣~~梯~~~~~~~ 茂~~~死~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

By Steve
at 2010-08-21T22:09

你是太空飛鼠? 這真的是太超過了

By Kumar
at 2010-08-25T18:34

推太空飛鼠

By Isla
at 2010-08-29T14:58

幹,怎麼會有節奏這麼明快的中肯好文XDDD

By Erin
at 2010-09-02T11:23

幹~太中肯的文章了~

By George
at 2010-09-06T07:48

我到不認為彭是真愛的例子...從另一個角度去看是第三者

By Dorothy
at 2010-09-10T04:12

太中肯了....我笑翻了..XDD

By Rosalind
at 2010-09-14T00:37

大推太好笑了

By Eartha
at 2010-09-17T21:02

成龍表示:

By Aaliyah
at 2010-09-21T17:26

幹中肯到爆了啊!!!!!大推~!!!!!!!!!!!!!

By David
at 2010-09-25T13:51

推啦!!

By Delia
at 2010-09-29T10:15

有笑有推

By Mia
at 2010-10-03T06:40

推推推

By Olivia
at 2010-10-07T03:05

By Carol
at 2010-10-10T23:29

幹怎麼這麼好笑

By Leila
at 2010-10-14T19:54

推太空飛鼠~ XD

By Agatha
at 2010-10-18T16:19

推太空飛鼠~ 噓那個噓的~ 你跟彭懷真一家很熟嗎？

By Madame
at 2010-10-22T12:43

哈哈哈

By Ingrid
at 2010-10-26T09:08

中肯推~~~~~

By James
at 2010-10-30T05:33

再一次推太空飛鼠,我小時候的回憶阿

By Audriana
at 2010-11-03T01:57

push

By Tristan Cohan
at 2010-11-06T22:22

不過不用嫖...

By Jack
at 2010-11-10T18:47

推

By David
at 2010-11-14T15:11

中肯爆了

By Regina
at 2010-11-18T11:36

不怕生出PU嗎?

By Mia
at 2010-11-22T08:01

好笑又中肯

By Quanna
at 2010-11-26T04:25

優文推啦~~

By Wallis
at 2010-11-30T00:50

推太空飛鼠真他媽的笑死我了!!! 中肯到不行的優文啊!!!

By Xanthe
at 2010-12-03T21:15

推若她是17歲清純少腦那我就是那太空飛鼠科科

By Franklin
at 2010-12-07T17:39

還有禮藏30年巨砲科科太好笑了

By Dinah
at 2010-12-11T14:04

太中肯啦!!

By Jessica
at 2010-12-15T10:28

禮藏30年巨砲XDDDD好希望那朋友看到這篇XDD

By Oscar
at 2010-12-19T06:53

哈哈禮藏30年巨砲哈哈

By George
at 2010-12-23T03:18

太空飛鼠太好笑了

By Hamiltion
at 2010-12-26T23:42

看到太空飛鼠我就噗哧了 XD

By Erin
at 2010-12-30T20:07

j推太空飛鼠啊！！

By Lucy
at 2011-01-03T16:32

太空飛鼠太好笑了XD

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