非單,聊到床上去了,還被抓到! - 成人話題討論

By Lucy
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西斯午安
關於非單聊天聊到床上去
撇除掉現在一堆非單有女友有老婆的
假裝是聊天 聊一聊就想跟你聊到床上去的那些
我剛好有一段過往可以聊一下
因為都是過去的事了 這生態鏈有點複雜
我先做一下人物開場介紹
首先呢是我的前任"T"
我前任的前任神經女友稱她做"R"
神經女友當時的現任男友稱他做"W"
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故事開始
當時我跟我前任T才剛交往沒多久
那時候大概知道他跟前任R分手分得很不乾淨
但隨著R自己也交往了她當時的現任W
才比較平順點
那時候很流行網內互打免費的E電信
R剛好是那個E電信公司的客服
我前任T也是因為R才辦了那支手機
就也因為這樣R可以用我前任T的資料查詢他近期的對話紀錄
進而也知道我的電話
不過那時候因為剛有智慧型手機
所以除E電信的號碼之外
我也有還有另外一隻T電信手機號碼
後來有一天
R打給T跟他說我打電話去罵她
叫T管好我這個神經病女友
幹!! 我真是滿頭黑人問號
我還記得她說我打電話給她的那時間
剛好我在買鹹酥雞咧
那時候前任T也一直問我說是不是真的有打電話罵她
好啊!!想被罵是不是
我就真的跟T要了她電話
用了無號碼打過去想罵她這個神經病
結果她這個臭俗仔也都不敢接
後來我就從我前任T的無名裡再連過去R的無名裡
抽絲剝繭知道R現任W的通訊軟體帳號
本想加了W叫他好好把他神經女友管好
結果一加了之後
W開頭就問說
"你484在XXXX交友網站加我的嗎?!很高興認識你喔(笑臉)"
我腦中一股想惡作劇的念頭一閃
我就回他說「對啊!!我也很開心認識你」
我還一開頭就問說你單身嗎?
他還說對啊!!我單身很久了呢~~~~~
後來我們交換的手機號碼
開始在平日無法用通訊軟體的白天
用手機傳訊息......
我心想這男的真的很不誠實 他女友又那麼ㄐㄅ
所以那時候我都會欲拒還迎的跟他聊天
他也每天跟會傳很多諂媚的話語要撩我
我也三不五時地回撩一下
但是W真的不是我的菜 我一點都不想跟他幹嘛吼
我只是想教訓一下R跟W這兩個北七情侶
可能沒吃到手的都特別積極吧
所以W好幾次他說想來找我 我都故意有事推拒了
不過他每天還是都會照三餐跟我問安
就持續這樣有點曖昧的聊天內容
就看W要演戲演到什麼時候
我那時候也很壞心的想說之後有機會一定要讓R知道她現任那麼無恥
直到有一天......
R打來我E電信網內互打免費那支手機
開始跟我訴說我前任T之前跟他交往多不好
人品多差!!還讓她墮胎、T的媽媽還怎麼欺負她之類的
說T會跟我交往 都是看在我們家背景很好...巴拉巴拉
R還說還好她跟T分手了 遇到她的現任W
說她現任W對她多好多愛她
她們打算結婚、生小孩
那時候我聽了R這樣說話
心裡很清楚她其實是不好的
所以職業病發的還安慰她不要活在過去
把握現在 把自己過好就好
我的態度一整個就超溫和的
她可能感覺我沒什麼情緒反應很無聊
所以也就沒說什麼掛了電話
後來!!而且是同一天喔!!!!!!!!!!
突然接到R打來我跟W交換手機的號碼(因為之前很氣 氣到電話號碼都背起來了)
一接起來 她用有點哭腔的聲音跟我說
她是W的現任女友
她看到W跟我的訊息對話 她很難過
叫我不要破壞她跟W的感情
希望我能夠退出
我只回她說 我不知道他有女友
我也不想跟他交往 叫她自己好好管好W啦
掛電話前她還對我說了句"非常謝謝妳願意讓我們繼續維持感情。"
靠杯!!!跟上一通打電話來嗆我的態度完全天差地遠耶@@
後來W還是有傳訊息給我
說他要跟他女友分手了啦
覺得她很煩啊
問我想不想跟他交往
幹!我當然拒絕啊
大家一定想說我前任T在幹嘛
戲份好少!!他從頭到尾都不知道我做這些事
一直到那天R打電話來我才跟他說的
補一下鄉民摘要的懶人包重點啦
男友前女友的現任男友想把我聊上床結果失敗收場XDDDDD
好啦!這是一個非單想聊上床卻沒成功的例子
也要警惕大家也許自己正在被盯上也不一定
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補一下有幹幹的西斯點好了
最近固定的床伴葛格
是個很狂野的人
每次幹幹全身上下都舔一遍
特別很愛舔屁屁
第一次見面約吃飯
我想說吃完飯應該散會了
結果他說 才9點還早問說要不要去哪在續攤
我想說喝酒好啊!!
上了他的車
先是摸頭說我怎麼那麼高
停紅燈的時候一把就把我抓過去接吻了
後來一路駛往摩鐵去啊
進了摩鐵開始親啊 舔啊
跟葛格要見面的那幾天因為下雨鞋子有點濕氣
脫了鞋近聞其實都會有點味道
葛格舔完妹妹 舔完屁屁
把我腳抬在他肩上準備要進來前
嘴往我的腳趾大拇哥含下去
當下我有點出戲 想說沒味道嗎??????
第一次這樣幹好幹滿其實還蠻爽的
後來我想說葛格有這樣舔腳的癖好
我還花了大錢去做了腳的貴婦SPA保養呢
結果第二次約幹幹的時候
葛格一樣舔了全身上下
但唯獨少了大拇哥........
一定是第一次舔的時候臭到了啦QQ
前幾天跟葛格約幹幹的時候
他說要出門的時候跟他說
我就傳了這張照片給他說我剛洗好澡都還沒穿衣服呢
https://i.imgur.com/2buLuF6.jpg

他只回了"我要幹死妳!!!!!!"
好喔~
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我們都想要牽了手就能結婚的愛情,卻活在一個上了床也沒有結果的年代
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