隔壁啪啪聲太激烈 妹:羊在咩咩叫 - 成人話題討論

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隔壁啪啪聲太激烈 妹:羊在咩咩叫
00:022019/09/25 中時電子報 林郁庭
小孩子的心靈最純真!但有時童言童語一出,會逗得大人哭笑不得。日前有對夫妻帶3歲
女兒住飯店,卻因為房間隔音差,隔壁房客床戰啪啪聲擋不住,讓懵懂的3歲小妹以為隔
壁有羊在「咩咩叫」。最後,隔壁床戰房客接近尾聲傳出高潮狂吼聲,又讓女兒誤以為「
換大象在叫了」,毫無被汙染的反應,讓夫妻倆笑到不行。
一名人妻在「爆笑公社」分享尷尬糗事,她說日前和老公與3歲的女兒下榻飯店,當他們
準備睡覺時,卻聽到了自隔壁傳來激烈的叫床聲。頓時間,夫妻倆面面相覷,人妻問「這
是叫床的聲音嗎?」老公秒回「是啊!」
但似乎是因為隔壁女房客的叫聲有點特別,人妻忍不住笑虧說,「怎麼這麼像羊在叫啊?
」這時,懵懂的女兒也加入對話,「隔壁有羊在叫耶!咩~」人妻說她和老公基於女兒未
滿18,就不再討論這個話題了。
沒想到,隔壁房客「啪啪啪」即將進入尾聲時,「開始啊啊叫的時候」,女兒這時候又開
口了這一句話 :「媽媽,『大象在叫了』,隔壁有羊跟大象耶!」聽了女兒超純真的想
像力,人妻真的不知道如何該跟她解釋真相,只能吐槽說,「女兒的反應讓我跟老公笑翻
了」。
尷尬糗事PO文一出,許多老司機網友看了也紛紛被逗樂,笑翻回覆留言「隔壁在看動物星
球頻道啦…妹妹很可愛」、「變成大象的叫聲…感覺很激烈」、「好嗨的動物」、「所以
女人嗨的時候會從羊變成大象?」,而原PO人妻也回應,「這是我女兒的解釋,孩子的想
像力無限啊!」不過,也有人很關心飯店品質,狂問「哪一家飯店?隔音太差了」。
(中時電子報)
https://www.chinatimes.com/realtimenews/20190925000014-260405?chdtv
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