關於同寢的... - 成人話題討論

Rebecca avatar
By Rebecca
at 2009-05-01T09:52

Table of Contents

※ 引述《mmeeoo (喵)》之銘言:
: 不知道可不可以po在這裡...
: 寢室裡最近多了一對熱戀情侶
: 幾乎天天都辦事
: 有時床上有時廁所 共通點是半夜
: 我睡不很好...然後有點不太舒服...
: 剛剛跟朋友抱怨 朋友幫我跟室友溝通後...
: 他只回了 '你們好無聊' 似乎覺得一點關係也沒有
: 可以請教大家怎麼辦嘛@_@?

如果我是原PO

我就會趁著那對男女在做愛的時候

默默的 帶著哀怨的眼神

拉張椅子到他們的床前

靜靜的脫下褲子

開始對他們打手槍

如果朋友或是他的馬子對我抱怨

我會一邊搓揉著懶叫一邊回:你們好無聊....

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Tags: 做愛

All Comments

Agnes avatar
By Agnes
at 2009-05-03T16:20
推一個
Eden avatar
By Eden
at 2009-05-05T22:48
XDDDDDD
Connor avatar
By Connor
at 2009-05-08T05:15
我想要摸女生胸部
Rosalind avatar
By Rosalind
at 2009-05-10T11:43
你好雞歪喔 但是我喜歡~
Una avatar
By Una
at 2009-05-12T18:10
這方法讚!
Faithe avatar
By Faithe
at 2009-05-15T00:38
但原po是女的咧?
Faithe avatar
By Faithe
at 2009-05-17T07:06
莫非是女女?
Sarah avatar
By Sarah
at 2009-05-19T13:33
原PO是女的啦 看這麼久還不知道喔
Selena avatar
By Selena
at 2009-05-21T20:01
那原po就搬椅子去 03>C
Aaliyah avatar
By Aaliyah
at 2009-05-24T02:29
我會一邊搓揉著懶叫一邊回:你們好有趣....
Kama avatar
By Kama
at 2009-05-26T08:56
ak大XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Sandy avatar
By Sandy
at 2009-05-28T15:24
原po在第一篇推文就說自己是男的了
Callum avatar
By Callum
at 2009-05-30T21:52
沒新片看現場
Tom avatar
By Tom
at 2009-06-02T04:19
哈哈哈哈 幹 笑死我了
Charlie avatar
By Charlie
at 2009-06-04T10:47
沒影片,我有點想噓
Callum avatar
By Callum
at 2009-06-06T17:15
哈哈哈哈哈哈 好好笑!
James avatar
By James
at 2009-06-08T23:42
XDDDDD
Mia avatar
By Mia
at 2009-06-11T06:10
幾爸昏!!
Lydia avatar
By Lydia
at 2009-06-13T12:38
一整個超變態的~!! 我喜歡
Ina avatar
By Ina
at 2009-06-15T19:05
喊play 萬~!
Linda avatar
By Linda
at 2009-06-18T01:33
己爸婚!!
Irma avatar
By Irma
at 2009-06-20T08:01
GJ
Aaliyah avatar
By Aaliyah
at 2009-06-22T14:28
投十塊錢到他們身上,「給你錢,快點搖!」
Candice avatar
By Candice
at 2009-06-24T20:56
================你們好無聊...========================
Edwina avatar
By Edwina
at 2009-06-27T03:23
原PO是男的吧 = =
Todd Johnson avatar
By Todd Johnson
at 2009-06-29T09:51
mmeeoo:還有我是男的@_@
Kama avatar
By Kama
at 2009-07-01T16:19
XDDD
Todd Johnson avatar
By Todd Johnson
at 2009-07-03T22:46
我覺得真的可以這樣試試看... 畢竟是他們不尊重你在先
Rachel avatar
By Rachel
at 2009-07-06T05:14
原PO如果這樣的話............. 請讓我普雷萬!!
Agnes avatar
By Agnes
at 2009-07-08T11:42
女原po可以跟室友說:妳男友上次跟我怎麼沒那麼厲害?
Bennie avatar
By Bennie
at 2009-07-10T18:09
有畫面XDDD
Victoria avatar
By Victoria
at 2009-07-13T00:37
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Olive avatar
By Olive
at 2009-07-15T07:05
放__片和他尬 XD
Edwina avatar
By Edwina
at 2009-07-17T13:32
Cara avatar
By Cara
at 2009-07-19T20:00
XDDDDDDDDDD
Olga avatar
By Olga
at 2009-07-22T02:28
如果剛好是30 cm 就更棒了
James avatar
By James
at 2009-07-24T08:55
XDDD
Candice avatar
By Candice
at 2009-07-26T15:23
幾霸昏~
Ingrid avatar
By Ingrid
at 2009-07-28T21:51
原po沒關係 我跟你一起.. 絕對尬過他們!!!
Ingrid avatar
By Ingrid
at 2009-07-31T04:18
室友插他馬子時.. 扶著室友的屁股從後面肛了他
Noah avatar
By Noah
at 2009-08-02T10:46
快笑死,很有畫面~
Lauren avatar
By Lauren
at 2009-08-04T17:14
己霸婚啦
Carolina Franco avatar
By Carolina Franco
at 2009-08-06T23:41
把他們的事蹟分成十集每天不停的在天橋下說給大家聽
Regina avatar
By Regina
at 2009-08-09T06:09
原PO心胸狹小 不過 記得要錄影下來ㄟ
Jacky avatar
By Jacky
at 2009-08-11T12:36
這方法可行
Connor avatar
By Connor
at 2009-08-13T19:04
帥呆了!!!
Lauren avatar
By Lauren
at 2009-08-16T01:32
酷斃了!!
Iris avatar
By Iris
at 2009-08-18T07:59
真的是一堆鄉民在看戲
看你室友流鼻涕~
Anonymous avatar
By Anonymous
at 2009-08-20T14:27
幹這篇超北爛
Megan avatar
By Megan
at 2009-08-22T20:55
哩今便太
Ethan avatar
By Ethan
at 2009-08-25T03:22
XDDDD
Elizabeth avatar
By Elizabeth
at 2009-08-27T09:50
有夠變態........
Elizabeth avatar
By Elizabeth
at 2009-08-29T16:18
超好笑XDDDDDDDDD
Hedwig avatar
By Hedwig
at 2009-08-31T22:45
這篇好幾掰 XD
Todd Johnson avatar
By Todd Johnson
at 2009-09-03T05:13
這邊真的很機車!!!
Olivia avatar
By Olivia
at 2009-09-05T11:41
有夠台哥@@
Emily avatar
By Emily
at 2009-09-07T18:08
這篇今靠北
Edwina avatar
By Edwina
at 2009-09-10T00:36
台肯
Queena avatar
By Queena
at 2009-09-12T07:04
這個讓我想笑XDDDDD
Ingrid avatar
By Ingrid
at 2009-09-14T13:31
「給你錢,快點搖」
Poppy avatar
By Poppy
at 2009-09-16T19:59
幹! (Y)
Quintina avatar
By Quintina
at 2009-09-19T02:27
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Ingrid avatar
By Ingrid
at 2009-09-21T08:54
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Puput avatar
By Puput
at 2009-09-23T15:22
居然版標了XDDD
Freda avatar
By Freda
at 2009-09-25T21:49
哈哈哈哈哈 你贏了
Emma avatar
By Emma
at 2009-09-28T04:17
XDDDDDDDDDDDD
Olga avatar
By Olga
at 2009-09-30T10:45
你好無聊。
Freda avatar
By Freda
at 2009-10-02T17:12
有靠北到 幾霸婚
Candice avatar
By Candice
at 2009-10-04T23:40
置底+版標...GJ
Oliver avatar
By Oliver
at 2009-10-07T06:08
版標get!!!!!!
Mia avatar
By Mia
at 2009-10-09T12:35
屌!
Aaliyah avatar
By Aaliyah
at 2009-10-11T19:03
我推這個!
Candice avatar
By Candice
at 2009-10-14T01:31
PUSH~~~~~~~~~~~~
Iris avatar
By Iris
at 2009-10-16T07:58
超好笑 XD
Hedy avatar
By Hedy
at 2009-10-18T14:26
推 原PO你就這樣做吧 嗆回去!!
Leila avatar
By Leila
at 2009-10-20T20:54
XXDDDDDDDDDDXDXDXDDDDDDDDD
Bethany avatar
By Bethany
at 2009-10-23T03:21
好噁
Necoo avatar
By Necoo
at 2009-10-25T09:49
置底+版標XDXD
Brianna avatar
By Brianna
at 2009-10-27T16:17
PUSH!!! 有屌到
Doris avatar
By Doris
at 2009-10-29T22:44
XDDDDDDDDDDDD
Victoria avatar
By Victoria
at 2009-11-01T05:12
被M了!!!!
Leila avatar
By Leila
at 2009-11-03T11:40
XDDDDDDDDD
Rosalind avatar
By Rosalind
at 2009-11-05T18:07
金變態XDDDD
Mary avatar
By Mary
at 2009-11-08T00:35
有北七到 推一個XD
Yedda avatar
By Yedda
at 2009-11-10T07:02
我笑到噴眼淚
Linda avatar
By Linda
at 2009-11-12T13:30
版標必推 這真是太腦殘了
Skylar Davis avatar
By Skylar Davis
at 2009-11-14T19:58
XDDDDDDDDD
Noah avatar
By Noah
at 2009-11-17T02:25
超機掰XDDD
Dora avatar
By Dora
at 2009-11-19T08:53
嘴砲不用錢 = =
William avatar
By William
at 2009-11-21T15:21
超好笑XD
Dora avatar
By Dora
at 2009-11-23T21:48
百推內
Elma avatar
By Elma
at 2009-11-26T04:16
=.=~假日上PTT的人真少~~邦推
Noah avatar
By Noah
at 2009-11-28T10:44
你們好無聊....
Belly avatar
By Belly
at 2009-11-30T17:11
你們好無聊~(邊揉攬叫看推文ing)
Regina avatar
By Regina
at 2009-12-02T23:39
XDDD
Damian avatar
By Damian
at 2009-12-05T06:07
73
Gilbert avatar
By Gilbert
at 2009-12-07T12:34
朝聖
Joseph avatar
By Joseph
at 2009-12-09T19:02
跟其他房間的人收錢,找人來觀看
Dorothy avatar
By Dorothy
at 2009-12-12T01:30
你們好無聊~
Leila avatar
By Leila
at 2009-12-14T07:57
XDDDDD
Rosalind avatar
By Rosalind
at 2009-12-16T14:25
你們好無聊....
Queena avatar
By Queena
at 2009-12-18T20:53
這個好78 XD
Agatha avatar
By Agatha
at 2009-12-21T03:20
你們好無聊....
Odelette avatar
By Odelette
at 2009-12-23T09:48
Joseph avatar
By Joseph
at 2009-12-25T16:15
幾罷昏!
Connor avatar
By Connor
at 2009-12-27T22:43
YOU WIN XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Zenobia avatar
By Zenobia
at 2009-12-30T05:11
COOL................................................
Daniel avatar
By Daniel
at 2010-01-01T11:38
標題好無聊
Mary avatar
By Mary
at 2010-01-03T18:06
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Hardy avatar
By Hardy
at 2010-01-06T00:34
史上最弱板標文,要幾天才爆?
Quintina avatar
By Quintina
at 2010-01-08T07:01
CC
Olivia avatar
By Olivia
at 2010-01-10T13:29
幫推一下 會爆嗎?
Faithe avatar
By Faithe
at 2010-01-12T19:57
幫蓋一下...
Aaliyah avatar
By Aaliyah
at 2010-01-15T02:24
Robert avatar
By Robert
at 2010-01-17T08:52
XDDDDDDDDDDDD
Rosalind avatar
By Rosalind
at 2010-01-19T15:20
XDDDDDD
Jessica avatar
By Jessica
at 2010-01-21T21:47
史上最弱板標文,要幾天才爆?
Kelly avatar
By Kelly
at 2010-01-24T04:15
我笑點很低,這篇真的不好笑 = ="
Edward Lewis avatar
By Edward Lewis
at 2010-01-26T10:43
還不賴啊
Lydia avatar
By Lydia
at 2010-01-28T17:10
真的好無聊…
Audriana avatar
By Audriana
at 2010-01-30T23:38
....真的很無聊
Edith avatar
By Edith
at 2010-02-02T06:06
我以為版標是母牛回來看到文章被噓自砍前最後一句話...
Kelly avatar
By Kelly
at 2010-02-04T12:33
XD
Daniel avatar
By Daniel
at 2010-02-06T19:01
Barb Cronin avatar
By Barb Cronin
at 2010-02-09T01:28
給個20好了
Bennie avatar
By Bennie
at 2010-02-11T07:56
推的人好無聊
Barb Cronin avatar
By Barb Cronin
at 2010-02-13T14:24
樓樓上真的很幼稚 唉~"~
Barb Cronin avatar
By Barb Cronin
at 2010-02-15T20:51
...認真、好笑、專業…都沒吔…
Callum avatar
By Callum
at 2010-02-18T03:19
有西斯點就夠了!
Megan avatar
By Megan
at 2010-02-20T09:47
我覺得蠻好笑的阿 >"<
Ivy avatar
By Ivy
at 2010-02-22T16:14
滿好笑的啊!!幫蓋一下啦!!
Irma avatar
By Irma
at 2010-02-24T22:42
幹XD
Dora avatar
By Dora
at 2010-02-27T05:10
好無聊
Todd Johnson avatar
By Todd Johnson
at 2010-03-01T11:37
真的沒有很好笑 給個噓 檢討檢討 別看輕版標
Ethan avatar
By Ethan
at 2010-03-03T18:05
真的沒有很好笑阿...J大隨便一篇文都比這威上萬倍 = =
Andy avatar
By Andy
at 2010-03-06T00:33
哪裡好笑了,樓下哩供跨賣
Bennie avatar
By Bennie
at 2010-03-08T07:00
蠻好笑的啊
Hedda avatar
By Hedda
at 2010-03-10T13:28
抱歉笑不出來
Sierra Rose avatar
By Sierra Rose
at 2010-03-12T19:56
笑不出來
James avatar
By James
at 2010-03-15T02:23
板主好無聊?
Daniel avatar
By Daniel
at 2010-03-17T08:51
無聊
Daph Bay avatar
By Daph Bay
at 2010-03-19T15:19
樓上 你們好無聊喔
Franklin avatar
By Franklin
at 2010-03-21T21:46
真的很無聊..
Elvira avatar
By Elvira
at 2010-03-24T04:14
@@
David avatar
By David
at 2010-03-26T10:41
不錯笑阿 補血.
Anthony avatar
By Anthony
at 2010-03-28T17:09
XDDDDDDD
Brianna avatar
By Brianna
at 2010-03-30T23:37
XD 這麼多無聊人啊0.0
Lauren avatar
By Lauren
at 2010-04-02T06:04
笑出來了 只好給推
Hamiltion avatar
By Hamiltion
at 2010-04-04T12:32
好吧
Zenobia avatar
By Zenobia
at 2010-04-06T19:00
為什麼不出 轟轟戰隊!!?
Kyle avatar
By Kyle
at 2010-04-09T01:27
加油好嗎
Anthony avatar
By Anthony
at 2010-04-11T07:55
大家都很無聊= ="
Sarah avatar
By Sarah
at 2010-04-13T14:23
普通
Ida avatar
By Ida
at 2010-04-15T20:50
幫推 不錯笑阿!!!~
Elizabeth avatar
By Elizabeth
at 2010-04-18T03:18
簡短有力又好笑!
Agnes avatar
By Agnes
at 2010-04-20T09:46
你們好無聊.... 連爆的潛力都沒有...
Hedy avatar
By Hedy
at 2010-04-22T16:13
助你一臂之力!!
Susan avatar
By Susan
at 2010-04-24T22:41
嘴泡而且真的不好笑
Rebecca avatar
By Rebecca
at 2010-04-27T05:09
這文章幾百年前的 現在才當版標?
Sierra Rose avatar
By Sierra Rose
at 2010-04-29T11:36
不好笑
Hardy avatar
By Hardy
at 2010-05-01T18:04
這個版標有點弱
Ingrid avatar
By Ingrid
at 2010-05-04T00:32
無聊
Charlie avatar
By Charlie
at 2010-05-06T06:59
有笑有推~
Bethany avatar
By Bethany
at 2010-05-08T13:27
變版標了啦!
Jack avatar
By Jack
at 2010-05-10T19:54
有笑有推阿...嘶...
Jake avatar
By Jake
at 2010-05-13T02:22
-----『噓給你,恰恰好』-----
Zenobia avatar
By Zenobia
at 2010-05-15T08:50
噗豪笑 曾智尾:誰叫我?
Steve avatar
By Steve
at 2010-05-17T15:17
不好笑
Steve avatar
By Steve
at 2010-05-19T21:45
不錯笑
Rosalind avatar
By Rosalind
at 2010-05-22T04:13
Frederica avatar
By Frederica
at 2010-05-24T10:40
爛死了
Quintina avatar
By Quintina
at 2010-05-26T17:08
too bad
Wallis avatar
By Wallis
at 2010-05-28T23:36
幹 我笑了!!
Olivia avatar
By Olivia
at 2010-05-31T06:03
幹 不好笑!
Robert avatar
By Robert
at 2010-06-02T12:31
再噓一次好了,快換版標吧 = =
John avatar
By John
at 2010-06-04T18:59
其實還好耶...
Edwina avatar
By Edwina
at 2010-06-07T01:26
原來這麼多人沒幽默感
Gary avatar
By Gary
at 2010-06-09T07:54
不是沒幽默感~是原PO笑點過低~無法滿足其他高笑點鄉民
Mia avatar
By Mia
at 2010-06-11T14:22
你們好無聊.........
Audriana avatar
By Audriana
at 2010-06-13T20:49
好爛
Quanna avatar
By Quanna
at 2010-06-16T03:17
嘖嘖...
Belly avatar
By Belly
at 2010-06-18T09:45
樓上我同學給箭頭
Sierra Rose avatar
By Sierra Rose
at 2010-06-20T16:12
笑點低~
Jacob avatar
By Jacob
at 2010-06-22T22:40
真的好無聊
Andrew avatar
By Andrew
at 2010-06-25T05:07
無聊+1
Damian avatar
By Damian
at 2010-06-27T11:35
這個好
Irma avatar
By Irma
at 2010-06-29T18:03
不好笑+1
Gary avatar
By Gary
at 2010-07-02T00:30
補噓XDDD
Dora avatar
By Dora
at 2010-07-04T06:58
很難笑
Lydia avatar
By Lydia
at 2010-07-06T13:26
*??`)??`)*??`)*??`)???
Jacob avatar
By Jacob
at 2010-07-08T19:53
ㄎㄎ
Daph Bay avatar
By Daph Bay
at 2010-07-11T02:21
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Anonymous avatar
By Anonymous
at 2010-07-13T08:49
幹 弱...
Susan avatar
By Susan
at 2010-07-15T15:16
XD
Rachel avatar
By Rachel
at 2010-07-17T21:44
有笑有推
Vanessa avatar
By Vanessa
at 2010-07-20T04:12
金牌球
Christine avatar
By Christine
at 2010-07-22T10:39
不好笑..
Genevieve avatar
By Genevieve
at 2010-07-24T17:07
應該開視訊造福鄉民...
Steve avatar
By Steve
at 2010-07-26T23:35
XD
Elma avatar
By Elma
at 2010-07-29T06:02
開視訊就給推
Kyle avatar
By Kyle
at 2010-07-31T12:30
快噴~
Wallis avatar
By Wallis
at 2010-08-02T18:58
很好笑 給個推
Michael avatar
By Michael
at 2010-08-05T01:25
不好笑阿
Zanna avatar
By Zanna
at 2010-08-07T07:53
無聊
Skylar Davis avatar
By Skylar Davis
at 2010-08-09T14:20
我絕得還是要喊 "Play One!"比較有味道..
Odelette avatar
By Odelette
at 2010-08-11T20:48
好笑xd
Lauren avatar
By Lauren
at 2010-08-14T03:16
Delia avatar
By Delia
at 2010-08-16T09:43
快換掉吧
Isla avatar
By Isla
at 2010-08-18T16:11
Hardy avatar
By Hardy
at 2010-08-20T22:39
....
Queena avatar
By Queena
at 2010-08-23T05:06
蠻糟的
Susan avatar
By Susan
at 2010-08-25T11:34
還沒爆阿= =
Lucy avatar
By Lucy
at 2010-08-27T18:02
幹!笑出來了!
Emma avatar
By Emma
at 2010-08-30T00:29
Heather avatar
By Heather
at 2010-09-01T06:57
這版標好弱...
Agatha avatar
By Agatha
at 2010-09-03T13:25
這系列第2篇不就有說要噴室友滿臉洨了
Edward Lewis avatar
By Edward Lewis
at 2010-09-05T19:52
Faithe avatar
By Faithe
at 2010-09-08T02:20
好累
Kyle avatar
By Kyle
at 2010-09-10T08:48
j不錯效
Hazel avatar
By Hazel
at 2010-09-12T15:15
有笑有推
Frederic avatar
By Frederic
at 2010-09-14T21:43
挺好笑的阿 幫補
Rachel avatar
By Rachel
at 2010-09-17T04:11
超強 推推

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Dinah avatar
By Dinah
at 2009-04-23T01:14
《前言》 覺得台灣的正妹多半很嬌,要求很多,惜鮑如金,不太好把嗎? 在夜店,看見滿臉落腮鬍、挺著啤酒肚的邋遢歪果人身邊,老圍著一群正妹,很羨慕嗎? 你為了心儀的她做牛做馬,親手做卡片、折玫瑰花,對方卻總是不領情嗎? 如果你覺得自己晃了大半輩子,卻沒有女人愛; 如果你奉獻出寶貴的精力和時間,卻老是被 ...

哪一台車比較好車震?

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By Margaret
at 2009-04-09T14:11
^L3 作者 kennylin007 (喚不回的愛) 看板 sex 標題 [認真] 哪一台車比較好車震? 時間 Wed Apr 8 21 ...

沒有性的戀愛能撐很久嗎?

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By Candice
at 2009-04-08T13:07
回ATow 身為女生,當然知道女生的死腦筋 盧起來比男生還要歪理一堆 我們可以因為自己心情沮喪時,聽到你說一句想做愛 就可以胡思亂想三天覺得「你不愛我!andgt;and#34;andlt;」外加淚眼汪汪 面對這種情形 跟對付男生一樣,講道理都沒有用的啦! 誰不知道男生可以每天精蟲衝腦 可是女生天生就有固 ...

鄉民百幹富翁 Final

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By William
at 2009-03-24T21:22
第七題: Q7.逢甲大學位於台中的哪個路? A.中港 B.西屯 C.逢甲 D.文華 -- 自從我離開了阿南後...就開始自力更生的日子... 也決定要離開我的故鄉台北...在努力讀書下, 順利的考上逢甲大學日文系,並且在裡面註冊組打工,當工讀生~ (抬蚵是研究所...) 我工作的內容是搬註冊單 ...