鄉民百幹富翁 Final - 成人話題討論

William avatar
By William
at 2009-03-24T21:22

Table of Contents

第七題:

Q7.逢甲大學位於台中的哪個路?

A.中港
B.西屯
C.逢甲
D.文華

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自從我離開了阿南後...就開始自力更生的日子...

也決定要離開我的故鄉台北...在努力讀書下,

順利的考上逢甲大學日文系,並且在裡面註冊組打工,當工讀生~

(抬蚵是研究所...)

我工作的內容是搬註冊單的...其實是碰不到學校的註冊系統~

不過由於百幹大富翁太受歡迎~每次轉撥時間一到,大家都搶著要看...

那些負責key in 學生資料的同事常常請我幫忙代打~

然後他們開小差去看節目...我真不曉得這個有什麼好看的說~~~

就在一次帶班的情況下...想說用學校的系統search一下阿霞~

但我根本不知道阿霞的本名阿...

後來想說找看看阿南的吧~~~我key in了阿南本名...search...

怎麼可能!!!我有沒有看錯!!!阿南曾經來我們學校就讀一學期!!!

不過後來休學了~~~我立刻抄下了電話跟地址...


"嘟........嘟........"


我心情是複雜的...其實我打給他的目的是為了阿霞...


揪竟,這是命運的糾葛,亦或是,情慾的糾纏~~我繼續寫下去...


PS. 對了,讀過逢甲的都知道,逢甲是在文華路上,並非逢甲路...




"喂???"

"請問是...XX南先生嗎?你好,這裡是逢甲大學,想問一下你就業的情況..."

".....你是JOJO吧? 不意外..."

"我們是兄弟....別再生我的氣了好嗎???我發達了,來找我吧..."

阿南留了一個工地的住址,我回到了台北,沿著住址來到了工地...信義路五段七號

沿著工地的電梯上了樓...我看到了熟悉的背影...

"你來了阿JOJO..." 阿南帶了墨鏡抽著煙看著我說...

"嗯..........阿霞你還有連絡嗎?" 我只想趕快知道我想知道的答案...

"她...沒有....後來她離開了....你還在想她?"

"JOJO你別傻了...現在我準備要發達了,跟我去日本吧!!!"

"去日本?"

"嗯...我跟了一個日本老大,他是拍A片的,覺得我有潛力,可以成為人中之龍..."

"至少去日本散散心也好吧~我請客..."

於是,我就跟阿南到了東京...


某一個深夜,阿南的電話響了...他偷偷的起床接了電話...

接著就出了門...我覺得是有吸翹...在後面跟蹤...

後來來到了一個豪宅門口...

他跟警衛講了講話...拿了一包東西就走了...我正覺得納悶時....

突然間!!!



也就是Suddenly!!!



或是Abruptly!!!




我看到了夢中情人...阿霞,在豪宅裡面!!!

難道這就是老情人的宿命嗎???

我走了過去...迫不及待跟阿霞見面講話...

警衛: 你幹嘛的阿!!!

"我...我是...廚師..."

警衛: 廚師?等我一下...我問一下...

哪有啥廚師...你來亂的喔!!!應該是水電工吧~~

"對啦對啦~~我是台灣來的水電工,阿賢~~~"

我癡癡的走了進去...望著我的夢中情人,阿霞...

阿霞看到了我,非常訝異...

"你...JOJO你來幹嘛???"

"還用說,難道是找你打手槍的嗎?當然是來找你,帶你走..."

"你瘋了嗎?這是拍A片黑道老大家...你快點走,被發現就慘了..."

我早已按奈不住我對阿霞濃稠的思念,直接把阿霞拉到浴室,瘋狂的亂吻起來~~

阿霞再也忍不住對我的攻勢...

緩緩的蹲了下...拉開我的褲子...

"JOJO...你的還是那麼大,讓我好好的幫你一次吧..."


天阿~~~好舒服...讓我回到當年在士官長下的快樂時光...

阿霞溫暖的小手在幫我打手槍~~

"阿~~~~~~~~~~~~~~嘶~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~歐啦歐啦歐啦~~~"

我終於忍不注射了出來,阿霞隨手拿旁邊的漱口杯接著...

"滿足了嗎?JOJO...趁老大回來前,你快走吧!!!"

沒想到話才說完,就聽到開門聲...

老大回來了!!!

老大一進門就往浴室走來,我趕緊穿好褲子假裝修水管...

"阿霞,你在幹嘛!!!他又是誰!!??"

我害怕地看著老大...

"他....是水電工來修水管的...."阿霞顫抖的說道...

"幹!!!不是我再說...你們這次修好一點,每次到了夏天天氣正熱時就壞掉!!怎洗澡阿???"

"疑???這杯是什麼東西..."

"這是....這是....給工人喝的高蛋白補充糖漿..." 阿霞隨便亂說~~

"幹!!!給工人喝那麼好幹嘛,剛好我口渴..."

老大話還沒講完....就把我的....給喝了....


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等我裝模作樣修完水管後...

走到客廳...看到阿霞在注視著電視看"百幹大富翁"...

"真搞不懂為什麼為什麼大家都愛看這節目"...我問阿霞...

老大也說,"哈...小子有前途,跟百位女優幹有啥特別的~~我早就幹超過這數量了!!!哈哈"

阿霞卻說"如果我是男生...當然會想跟這些我夢中幻想的女生做愛,這節目代表了希望!"

但我的夢中的女生是你阿,阿霞...我內心叫道...

"晚上...10:30飛機場,不見不散" 臨走前我小聲的跟阿霞講....





晚上10點,來到機場...

背景歌曲:

10:30 的飛機快要到了
機場還是那麼的擁擠
我喝來喝去蠻牛還是要剩一點
剩一點給你 OH YEH FOR MY BABY

小時後的我們過得那麼快樂
充滿洨與淚的時光 BABY
我以為啵下去是一種默契
你卻請我快點離開 需要幫阿南吹吸

MAYBE BABY BABY BABY...........

是不是再見面以後就會開始要失去
我射給你很多 你卻愈想要躲

洨已經被老大吞了下去 BABY

10:30 的飛機已經到了
可是你的影子沒出現

我想你可能在服侍老大的弟弟
穿著你紅色和黑色內衣

1:30 的我在機場打槍
在你心裡已沒我的名字
我想你已經做了最後決定

哦 我已失去你

BABY BABY BABY...........

是不是打的還不夠 所以我會夢遺
我還要再想嗎 我要不要回家
人總是傻到失去才想要回憶

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所以我決定參加百幹大富翁

因為,我已經失去希望...

只好再找尋希望...藉由性的慰藉來滿足自己的空虛...

我曉得阿霞會從節目上看到我...

這也是我唯一能做的事了...


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"Well, JOJO你已經答對了七題了,可以跟30位女優做愛...你要繼續嗎?"

"Why not?"

全場沸騰了起來~~大喊我的名字...JOJO JOJO JOJO~~


第八題:

Q8.561第一季的得分王是?

A.神奇老爹羅興樑
B.少俠田壘
C.飛人陳信安
D.野獸林志傑

題目一出...全場噓聲不斷....那麼難的題目...

擺明讓我一場空...

剛好碰到了節目廣告時段...我可以喘口氣...去上個廁所...

沒想到我在廁所碰到了大黃瓜....

"JOJO,我有預感你可以贏得跟100位女優做愛~~~"

"喔???真的嗎??? 不過這題我不會..."

"呵.....'相信我'你夠好運的~~" 講完後,大黃瓜就離開了廁所...

當我要洗手時....各位鄉民!!!

你們以為 我會在鏡子上面看到一個B嗎? 那就大錯特錯了!!!

我什麼都沒看到...準備離開廁所時...

突然滑了一跤...

"幹!!!誰那麼缺德亂丟香蕉皮~~~ "

明明我來的時候沒有阿...更!!!

一定是吱吱亂丟了...

沒想那麼多...去答題了~~


"OK,回到現場...JOJO...準備好回答了嗎?"

"這題我不會...我要用求教,刪去..."

"好滴...刪去以後...剩下B or D...你的答案是...???"

"D.野獸林志傑!!!"

大黃瓜大吃一驚 "你確定是D不是B??? 吱~~ "

"就是D!!!我叔叔說過,瓜類的話不可信!!!因為他們會詐賭!!!"

大黃瓜面有難色....

"好吧....答案是..........D!!!恭喜你又答對了!!!"


正當我要答最後一題時....剛好節目時間到了~~

看來只有下週我才能答...而就在下節目時就被警察抓走...懷疑我作弊...

這就是事情的經過...

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女長官聽完了我的故事...笑到 內 褲 鬆 掉 (地心引力關係)

"哈哈...那個老大不會是瓦哥吧~~"

"好吧...我就給你一次機會,來...膽固醇去護送JOJO上節目!!!"



"Welcome to the Show!!! 百幹大富翁,誰敢來挑戰!!!"

"JOJO,你昨天的表現真的是太不可思議了!!!你已經可以跟50位女優做愛~"

"你確定要答最後一題嗎?"

"Yes!I can!"

"Ok! 來最後一題..."


Q9.日本AV女優,號稱潮吹三劍客,紅音螢,京野明日香,第三位是?

A.吉澤明步
B.大澤佑香
C.霞果穗
D.鈴木一朗


從來看A片不記人名的我,哪會知道了阿~~~

不過,我還有最後一次求救!!! Call OUT

"我選擇Call out!!!"

大黃瓜 "JOJO選擇call out, 請問你要打給誰?"

"我兄弟....他叫阿南..."


嘟..............嘟...................

嘟..............嘟...................

嘟嘟嘟搭搭搭....................嘟...

響了好久~~

大家都閉上眼睛忍住呼吸...







































暫時要和世界脫離 就快要學會不再想你 卻聽見不斷跳動的心

我允許了你 讓愛的自由還給你 我允許了自己 承受這悲傷到天明

我不願放棄 卻要故意默默允許 我答應自己 愛你的心絕口不提~

好了,我不唱了...咳咳....

就當製作單位要掛上電話時,

突然間!!!



也就是Suddenly!!!



或是Abruptly!!!

電話被接起來了........


"喂........"

出現的卻是女生的聲音!!!沒錯!!!是阿霞的聲音!!!

"阿霞???怎會是你....你還好吧!!!"

"嗯~~~~~~喔~~~~~~我很好~~~~喔~~~~"

"妳怎聲音怪怪的 -__-" 這是live直撥..."

"沒啦~~我剛逃出來...腿很酸再給別人腳底按摩..."



"那阿南呢?"

"他...被黑道老大指定去跟...一個很醜很醜的女人演片..."

有圖有真相: http://tinyurl.com/2s9496

"他在慷慨赴義之前,把我的偷放了出來,並且把他的手機給我..."

"嗯...我有一個問題要問你..."

"日本AV女優,號稱潮吹三劍客,紅音螢,京野明日香,第三位是?
A.吉澤明步 B.大澤佑香 C.霞果穗...."



"JOJO,不是我!!!" 阿霞急忙陳清~~~

"D.今天讓日本都潮吹的男人,鈴木一朗"...

"我....不會...祝你好運...JOJO...我在那邊地方等你"

我XD了~大黃瓜也XD了~觀眾也XD了~~


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片尾曲: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j8fd80cKGoM


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All Comments

Lydia avatar
By Lydia
at 2009-03-27T04:49
第一嗎!
Doris avatar
By Doris
at 2009-03-29T12:16
搶2
Freda avatar
By Freda
at 2009-03-31T19:43
未看先推XD
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By Barb Cronin
at 2009-04-03T03:10
!?
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By Aaliyah
at 2009-04-05T10:37
5!!!
Doris avatar
By Doris
at 2009-04-07T18:03
前5
Callum avatar
By Callum
at 2009-04-10T01:30
我好前面阿
Iris avatar
By Iris
at 2009-04-12T08:57
推!
Doris avatar
By Doris
at 2009-04-14T16:24
C.逢甲路
Elvira avatar
By Elvira
at 2009-04-16T23:51
YA!!
Lucy avatar
By Lucy
at 2009-04-19T07:18
先推再看!!
Dorothy avatar
By Dorothy
at 2009-04-21T14:45
我是前十推嗎
Xanthe avatar
By Xanthe
at 2009-04-23T22:12
推~~
Hazel avatar
By Hazel
at 2009-04-26T05:39
而且文華高中在寧夏路上不是文華路
Yedda avatar
By Yedda
at 2009-04-28T13:06
最後一題答案是啥? 不知道好焦慮XD
Mia avatar
By Mia
at 2009-04-30T20:33
推 -。-
John avatar
By John
at 2009-05-03T04:00
答案到底是什麼阿
Poppy avatar
By Poppy
at 2009-05-05T11:26
答案是B
Caroline avatar
By Caroline
at 2009-05-07T18:53
先推在說
William avatar
By William
at 2009-05-10T02:20
未看先推
Ivy avatar
By Ivy
at 2009-05-12T09:47
=========================B==========================
Noah avatar
By Noah
at 2009-05-14T17:14
文華路啦....文華高中在寧夏路...都是母校@@
沒記錯的話...逢甲大學在文華路100號...
Kumar avatar
By Kumar
at 2009-05-17T00:41
未看先推!!
David avatar
By David
at 2009-05-19T08:08
逢甲哪時候有日文系了@@
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By Carol
at 2009-05-21T15:35
未看先推
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By Madame
at 2009-05-23T23:02
Candice avatar
By Candice
at 2009-05-26T06:29
笑點結合時事,文字帶出歌詞,有意思。
Catherine avatar
By Catherine
at 2009-05-28T13:56
XD
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By Megan
at 2009-05-30T21:23
未看先推
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By Cara
at 2009-06-02T04:49
未看先推
Enid avatar
By Enid
at 2009-06-04T12:16
!!!!
Agnes avatar
By Agnes
at 2009-06-06T19:43
最後的大舞群呢~~~改成500人群幹嗎
Catherine avatar
By Catherine
at 2009-06-09T03:10
看完片尾曲推XDDDD
Gilbert avatar
By Gilbert
at 2009-06-11T10:37
先推!!! 錯字有修嗎
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By Yuri
at 2009-06-13T18:04
哈哈哈哈哈哈哈
Hedda avatar
By Hedda
at 2009-06-16T01:31
是有C翹
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By Xanthe
at 2009-06-18T08:58
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By Zenobia
at 2009-06-20T16:25
push
Elizabeth avatar
By Elizabeth
at 2009-06-22T23:52
推!!
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By Agnes
at 2009-06-25T07:19
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By Andrew
at 2009-06-27T14:46
Hazel avatar
By Hazel
at 2009-06-29T22:12
純推不看
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By Queena
at 2009-07-02T05:39
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By Faithe
at 2009-07-04T13:06
幫噓XD 讓別人可以多推幾次
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By Jack
at 2009-07-06T20:33
未看先推
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By Hedwig
at 2009-07-09T04:00
未看先推
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By Donna
at 2009-07-11T11:27
幹 你居然真的寫完了 XD
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By Mason
at 2009-07-13T18:54
XD
Hedwig avatar
By Hedwig
at 2009-07-16T02:21
先推在看
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By Isabella
at 2009-07-18T09:48
Jack avatar
By Jack
at 2009-07-20T17:15
屌!!
Jack avatar
By Jack
at 2009-07-23T00:42
這題不專業耶...逢甲大學位在文華路跟逢甲路交插口耶
Steve avatar
By Steve
at 2009-07-25T08:09
用心推
Selena avatar
By Selena
at 2009-07-27T15:35
是10:30的我在雞場不是1:30吧
Joe avatar
By Joe
at 2009-07-29T23:02
推~~XD
Wallis avatar
By Wallis
at 2009-08-01T06:29
推!
Thomas avatar
By Thomas
at 2009-08-03T13:56
我笑了 哈
Oliver avatar
By Oliver
at 2009-08-05T21:23
有圖有真相XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Callum avatar
By Callum
at 2009-08-08T04:50
推!!!!!!
Harry avatar
By Harry
at 2009-08-10T12:17
George avatar
By George
at 2009-08-12T19:44
所以結局是什麼? 感覺有點弱耶~
Belly avatar
By Belly
at 2009-08-15T03:11
結局是XD
Sandy avatar
By Sandy
at 2009-08-17T10:38
逢甲大門口出去是逢甲路橫向的是文華路
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By Aaliyah
at 2009-08-19T18:05
未看先推
Jessica avatar
By Jessica
at 2009-08-22T01:32
地址是文華路沒錯,不是嗎
Valerie avatar
By Valerie
at 2009-08-24T08:58
逢甲大學地址是文華路沒錯阿~我也知道逢甲路在門口
Elizabeth avatar
By Elizabeth
at 2009-08-26T16:25
經典推一下
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By Caroline
at 2009-08-28T23:52
未看先推
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By Jacob
at 2009-08-31T07:19
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By Olive
at 2009-09-02T14:46
答案呢??敲碗~~
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By Rosalind
at 2009-09-04T22:13
噓的人眼殘 頗有洨點XDDD
Genevieve avatar
By Genevieve
at 2009-09-07T05:40
最後答案是啥 敲碗 敲碗 敲碗 敲碗 敲碗 敲碗 敲碗 敲碗 敲
Caroline avatar
By Caroline
at 2009-09-09T13:07
應該會有番外篇~
Andy avatar
By Andy
at 2009-09-11T20:34
我有猜到閉上眼睛忍住呼吸的梗 YA
Irma avatar
By Irma
at 2009-09-14T04:01
推!推!
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By Dora
at 2009-09-16T11:28
我要結局 還有大頭堆跳舞 敲碗~~~
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By Bethany
at 2009-09-18T18:55
推 原po真強!
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By Olive
at 2009-09-21T02:21
大推
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By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2009-09-23T09:48
有圖有真相: http://tinyurl.com/2s9496
Elma avatar
By Elma
at 2009-09-25T17:15
爆前推
Andy avatar
By Andy
at 2009-09-28T00:42
B.大澤佑香
Annie avatar
By Annie
at 2009-09-30T08:09
XD
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By Cara
at 2009-10-02T15:36
耶~~終於在百推內~~~
Edwina avatar
By Edwina
at 2009-10-04T23:03
有笑友推
Ophelia avatar
By Ophelia
at 2009-10-07T06:30
未看先推~~~~ 搶到百推內!
Candice avatar
By Candice
at 2009-10-09T13:57
Tom avatar
By Tom
at 2009-10-11T21:24
推推推
Connor avatar
By Connor
at 2009-10-14T04:51
v未看先推!!
Kelly avatar
By Kelly
at 2009-10-16T12:18
大澤祐香吧>/////<
Zenobia avatar
By Zenobia
at 2009-10-18T19:44
有看有推拉
Rebecca avatar
By Rebecca
at 2009-10-21T03:11
Lauren avatar
By Lauren
at 2009-10-23T10:38
推讓日本潮吹的鈴木一朗~!!!^^
Rosalind avatar
By Rosalind
at 2009-10-25T18:05
好好笑 推~
Michael avatar
By Michael
at 2009-10-28T01:32
好好笑 !!
Bethany avatar
By Bethany
at 2009-10-30T08:59
XDDDD
Caroline avatar
By Caroline
at 2009-11-01T16:26
答案是D...因為文華高中的畢業生 只考的上逢甲!!
Rachel avatar
By Rachel
at 2009-11-03T23:53
第10題呢.........
Edwina avatar
By Edwina
at 2009-11-06T07:20
西斯鄉民喜歡有爆點的結局拉 來個翻外篇衝一下!!
Agnes avatar
By Agnes
at 2009-11-08T14:47
看完在推  阿霞 擠個奶 幾個奶
Connor avatar
By Connor
at 2009-11-10T22:14
有看有推
Zora avatar
By Zora
at 2009-11-13T05:41
推推推
Ula avatar
By Ula
at 2009-11-15T13:07
最後一題我會 當然是大澤~~~
Sierra Rose avatar
By Sierra Rose
at 2009-11-17T20:34
有人不是爹親娘親喔~~
Frederica avatar
By Frederica
at 2009-11-20T04:01
實在是太好笑了 有看有推~
Eartha avatar
By Eartha
at 2009-11-22T11:28
最後一題???是誰?
Iris avatar
By Iris
at 2009-11-24T18:55
太好笑了啦!
Franklin avatar
By Franklin
at 2009-11-27T02:22
q
Steve avatar
By Steve
at 2009-11-29T09:49
未看先推 終於近百大
Audriana avatar
By Audriana
at 2009-12-01T17:16
推推推
Audriana avatar
By Audriana
at 2009-12-04T00:43
先推阿 快爆拉
Eartha avatar
By Eartha
at 2009-12-06T08:10
未看先推
Zanna avatar
By Zanna
at 2009-12-08T15:37
結局配合時事!!!好文
Lucy avatar
By Lucy
at 2009-12-10T23:04
今天才剛看完 哈哈
James avatar
By James
at 2009-12-13T06:30
幹 超好笑
Kyle avatar
By Kyle
at 2009-12-15T13:57
XD
Joseph avatar
By Joseph
at 2009-12-17T21:24
XDD~
Margaret avatar
By Margaret
at 2009-12-20T04:51
+1
Noah avatar
By Noah
at 2009-12-22T12:18
Rae avatar
By Rae
at 2009-12-24T19:45
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDdd
Caitlin avatar
By Caitlin
at 2009-12-27T03:12
前100推!!
Candice avatar
By Candice
at 2009-12-29T10:39
XD
Sandy avatar
By Sandy
at 2009-12-31T18:06
太好笑了
Megan avatar
By Megan
at 2010-01-03T01:33
前100 主持人很機八
Freda avatar
By Freda
at 2010-01-05T09:00
搶100!!
Emily avatar
By Emily
at 2010-01-07T16:27
good
Poppy avatar
By Poppy
at 2010-01-09T23:53
^^
Sierra Rose avatar
By Sierra Rose
at 2010-01-12T07:20
幫推爆..
Cara avatar
By Cara
at 2010-01-14T14:47
逢甲校友推~~~~
Sarah avatar
By Sarah
at 2010-01-16T22:14
讚啦 哈哈
Queena avatar
By Queena
at 2010-01-19T05:41
大推+1~我超喜歡這篇
Frederica avatar
By Frederica
at 2010-01-21T13:08
真相真是靠北XDDDDDD
Kumar avatar
By Kumar
at 2010-01-23T20:35
ㄧ郎是今天才有的梗嗎 哈哈
Hedwig avatar
By Hedwig
at 2010-01-26T04:02
XD 看到開頭的問題 就讓我笑了xd
Catherine avatar
By Catherine
at 2010-01-28T11:29
猜到圖XDDDD
Gary avatar
By Gary
at 2010-01-30T18:56
哈哈,超好笑
Olive avatar
By Olive
at 2010-02-02T02:23
XD
Callum avatar
By Callum
at 2010-02-04T09:50
今天的爆點在有圖有真像跟玲木一郎XD
Rachel avatar
By Rachel
at 2010-02-06T17:16
一起落..讓日本人今天高潮了 XD
Heather avatar
By Heather
at 2010-02-09T00:43
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Skylar DavisLinda avatar
By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2010-02-11T08:10
幹 阿南看起來像達比修有
Emma avatar
By Emma
at 2010-02-13T15:37
====== 逢甲在文華路,帶賽念文華高中的人 幹! ========
Donna avatar
By Donna
at 2010-02-15T23:04
Adele avatar
By Adele
at 2010-02-18T06:31
結局是殺笅
Kumar avatar
By Kumar
at 2010-02-20T13:58
爆~
Anthony avatar
By Anthony
at 2010-02-22T21:25
最後一題的答案是什麼呀?
Zora avatar
By Zora
at 2010-02-25T04:52
大推陶吉吉十點半的飛機
Skylar DavisLinda avatar
By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2010-02-27T12:19
XD
Puput avatar
By Puput
at 2010-03-01T19:46
先推再看!
Dinah avatar
By Dinah
at 2010-03-04T03:13
爆!
Megan avatar
By Megan
at 2010-03-06T10:39
笑了
Tracy avatar
By Tracy
at 2010-03-08T18:06
==========瓜類的不只會詐賭 還會抽 大 麻============
Erin avatar
By Erin
at 2010-03-11T01:33
純推爆
Barb Cronin avatar
By Barb Cronin
at 2010-03-13T09:00
怎覺得有點爛尾,因為我沒聽歌嗎@@ 最後一題答案是啥!!???
Sierra Rose avatar
By Sierra Rose
at 2010-03-15T16:27
答案就在影片中
Mia avatar
By Mia
at 2010-03-17T23:54
幹,內褲鬆掉是今天的新聞,竟然也進梗了XD
Isla avatar
By Isla
at 2010-03-20T07:21
我也XD了 還有鈴木
Poppy avatar
By Poppy
at 2010-03-22T14:48
我竟然還跟唱了...XDD
Hardy avatar
By Hardy
at 2010-03-24T22:15
推推推~
Freda avatar
By Freda
at 2010-03-27T05:42
我要結局 jojo快射出來
Gilbert avatar
By Gilbert
at 2010-03-29T13:09
娘子~~快出來拜見大師JOJO~~~XDDDDDDDDDDD
Lydia avatar
By Lydia
at 2010-03-31T20:36
讓他爆
Valerie avatar
By Valerie
at 2010-04-03T04:02
看不懂結局 -。-
Lydia avatar
By Lydia
at 2010-04-05T11:29
今天讓日本都潮吹的男人,鈴木一朗 XD
Hedda avatar
By Hedda
at 2010-04-07T18:56
逢甲沒日文啦!!!
Liam avatar
By Liam
at 2010-04-10T02:23
XD
Harry avatar
By Harry
at 2010-04-12T09:50
U文
Skylar Davis avatar
By Skylar Davis
at 2010-04-14T17:17
真專業 還附片尾曲
Ivy avatar
By Ivy
at 2010-04-17T00:44
女主角都叫阿霞了還看不出來 別太嫩啊
Hedy avatar
By Hedy
at 2010-04-19T08:11
哈哈 我快笑死了
Ophelia avatar
By Ophelia
at 2010-04-21T15:38
照片超雞掰
Hazel avatar
By Hazel
at 2010-04-23T23:05
結局有點虛是常態嗎?
Andrew avatar
By Andrew
at 2010-04-26T06:32
阿霞 擠個奶擠個奶擠個奶
Robert avatar
By Robert
at 2010-04-28T13:59
Faithe avatar
By Faithe
at 2010-04-30T21:25
為了自己愛的人~~放棄一百個女優又如何!!
Faithe avatar
By Faithe
at 2010-05-03T04:52
不推不行!!!
Rosalind avatar
By Rosalind
at 2010-05-05T12:19
太專業~果真是高手高手高高手阿!!
Hazel avatar
By Hazel
at 2010-05-07T19:46
結局虛掉= =
Daniel avatar
By Daniel
at 2010-05-10T03:13
推推推推推推推吹吹吹吹
Annie avatar
By Annie
at 2010-05-12T10:40
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Caitlin avatar
By Caitlin
at 2010-05-14T18:07
不是要打10個 喔不 是答10題 第10題勒
Carol avatar
By Carol
at 2010-05-17T01:34
快推
Regina avatar
By Regina
at 2010-05-19T09:01
其實我覺得整個系列好笑度都還好,不過鋪梗深淺都有
滿用心的,推!!!
Annie avatar
By Annie
at 2010-05-21T16:28
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AyEdWIwDZjs
Edwina avatar
By Edwina
at 2010-05-23T23:55
結局不太懂耶 他答對了嗎? 誰可以解釋一下?
Oscar avatar
By Oscar
at 2010-05-26T07:22
雖然結局有點虛,但很用心
Carol avatar
By Carol
at 2010-05-28T14:48
阿南也是爆點XD
Carolina Franco avatar
By Carolina Franco
at 2010-05-30T22:15
有笑有推
Kumar avatar
By Kumar
at 2010-06-02T05:42
原來阿南.........長那樣!!!
Freda avatar
By Freda
at 2010-06-04T13:09
讀逢甲的再看SEX板..看到第一個爆文..進去卻看到"逢甲大學
Odelette avatar
By Odelette
at 2010-06-06T20:36
你知道我的心情是什麼嗎?逢甲真是躺著也中槍..
Zanna avatar
By Zanna
at 2010-06-09T04:03
推 得分王那題好難
Ursula avatar
By Ursula
at 2010-06-11T11:30
答案應該是鈴木一朗 配合片尾曲 OK 打你本壘本壘!!
Gilbert avatar
By Gilbert
at 2010-06-13T18:57
片尾曲很靠北 第一次聽 哈哈
Callum avatar
By Callum
at 2010-06-16T02:24
推 XDDDDD
Catherine avatar
By Catherine
at 2010-06-18T09:51
再逢甲路底,跟文華路交叉= =
Connor avatar
By Connor
at 2010-06-20T17:18
幹 不推不行
Quanna avatar
By Quanna
at 2010-06-23T00:45
XD
Eden avatar
By Eden
at 2010-06-25T08:11
好文推
Andrew avatar
By Andrew
at 2010-06-27T15:38
我也來加入好了 XD
Iris avatar
By Iris
at 2010-06-29T23:05
逢甲在文華路 而且沒日文系 逢甲人推
Skylar Davis avatar
By Skylar Davis
at 2010-07-02T06:32
不意外也有=口="
Victoria avatar
By Victoria
at 2010-07-04T13:59
文華路100號吧 如果我沒記錯= =
Eden avatar
By Eden
at 2010-07-06T21:26
不行啦 前面都爆了這篇還沒爆 未看先推
Zora avatar
By Zora
at 2010-07-09T04:53
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Ivy avatar
By Ivy
at 2010-07-11T12:20
U文
Jacky avatar
By Jacky
at 2010-07-13T19:47
逢甲人推
Mason avatar
By Mason
at 2010-07-16T03:14
.我覺得是有吸翹... 吸翹....XD
Jacky avatar
By Jacky
at 2010-07-18T10:41
======================防爆線========================
Charlie avatar
By Charlie
at 2010-07-20T18:08
Blanche avatar
By Blanche
at 2010-07-23T01:34
太感動了 昨天才去看的
Olivia avatar
By Olivia
at 2010-07-25T09:01
推果穗 我最喜歡的女優
Cara avatar
By Cara
at 2010-07-27T16:28
最後一題答案是2!!!! 我要幹100個~~
Eartha avatar
By Eartha
at 2010-07-29T23:55
太感人了
Eartha avatar
By Eartha
at 2010-08-01T07:22
逢甲哪來日文系????
Callum avatar
By Callum
at 2010-08-03T14:49
幫報
Thomas avatar
By Thomas
at 2010-08-05T22:16
太感人了!!
Adele avatar
By Adele
at 2010-08-08T05:43
讚!
Mason avatar
By Mason
at 2010-08-10T13:10
Mason avatar
By Mason
at 2010-08-12T20:37
樓樓樓樓上認真了 XDDDD
Oliver avatar
By Oliver
at 2010-08-15T04:04
SO GOOD!!
Irma avatar
By Irma
at 2010-08-17T11:31
前面那條不是逢甲路嗎@@~原來
Callum avatar
By Callum
at 2010-08-19T18:57
答案明明是阿霞的本名
Suhail Hany avatar
By Suhail Hany
at 2010-08-22T02:24
虛掉了
Caroline avatar
By Caroline
at 2010-08-24T09:51
XD
Caroline avatar
By Caroline
at 2010-08-26T17:18
感人XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Jacob avatar
By Jacob
at 2010-08-29T00:45
XDXD
Madame avatar
By Madame
at 2010-08-31T08:12
因為那兩分讓全日本都潮吹嗎XDDDDD
Ivy avatar
By Ivy
at 2010-09-02T15:39
阿南的梗鋪好久 哈哈€
Harry avatar
By Harry
at 2010-09-04T23:06
太感人了,我都流淚了。
Joseph avatar
By Joseph
at 2010-09-07T06:33
那圖我都還沒點就知道會是啥了XDDDD
Ivy avatar
By Ivy
at 2010-09-09T14:00
幫洗
Bennie avatar
By Bennie
at 2010-09-11T21:27
推!
William avatar
By William
at 2010-09-14T04:54
這一次的題目我都不會 (恨)
Daniel avatar
By Daniel
at 2010-09-16T12:20
寫得太好了 !
Elizabeth avatar
By Elizabeth
at 2010-09-18T19:47
那張圖好像是南佳也XD
Necoo avatar
By Necoo
at 2010-09-21T03:14
逢甲人推
Sierra Rose avatar
By Sierra Rose
at 2010-09-23T10:41
是南哥沒錯
Tom avatar
By Tom
at 2010-09-25T18:08
只能XD了
Olive avatar
By Olive
at 2010-09-28T01:35
結尾是說.....他會是100人名單嗎?XXDDDD
Genevieve avatar
By Genevieve
at 2010-09-30T09:02
逢甲老正門是文華路那個 逢甲路是新的正門
Ina avatar
By Ina
at 2010-10-02T16:29
還有縫賈梗 推阿
Ina avatar
By Ina
at 2010-10-04T23:56
可是南哥我怎麼記得他好像兩邊都有跨...?
Edwina avatar
By Edwina
at 2010-10-07T07:23
CD好在推唉 通篇都很歡樂阿
Anonymous avatar
By Anonymous
at 2010-10-09T14:50
逢甲大學在文華路沒錯阿 噓這項的要去看看學校地址
Elma avatar
By Elma
at 2010-10-11T22:17
大澤佑香
Frederic avatar
By Frederic
at 2010-10-14T05:43
大推!!!!!!!!
Candice avatar
By Candice
at 2010-10-16T13:10
B for banana
Ula avatar
By Ula
at 2010-10-18T20:37
Ophelia avatar
By Ophelia
at 2010-10-21T04:04
推 第10題到底是誰
Odelette avatar
By Odelette
at 2010-10-23T11:31
逢甲還好了吧 比起其他學校實在是太少中槍了 XD
Joe avatar
By Joe
at 2010-10-25T18:58
從上面的噓文可以發現不少人栽在逢甲這題了
Edwina avatar
By Edwina
at 2010-10-28T02:25
逢甲沒日文系!!
Lydia avatar
By Lydia
at 2010-10-30T09:52
逢甲推~~
Kyle avatar
By Kyle
at 2010-11-01T17:19
Brianna avatar
By Brianna
at 2010-11-04T00:46
XDDDD
Sarah avatar
By Sarah
at 2010-11-06T08:13
Lily avatar
By Lily
at 2010-11-08T15:40
哇哈哈哈有圖有真相 真的是阿南
Iris avatar
By Iris
at 2010-11-10T23:06
瓜類會詐賭也好好笑
Hedwig avatar
By Hedwig
at 2010-11-13T06:33
更 豪笅王XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Rosalind avatar
By Rosalind
at 2010-11-15T14:00
永遠的阿霞 XD
Hamiltion avatar
By Hamiltion
at 2010-11-17T21:27
hahaha
Tristan Cohan avatar
By Tristan Cohan
at 2010-11-20T04:54
太屌

鄉民百幹富翁 Part 2

Daph Bay avatar
By Daph Bay
at 2009-03-23T21:14
自從那天失去了大姐姐以後... 就變的很消沉...阿南一直想安慰我...卻也找不到方法... 有一天,我們班上來了一個轉學生,是個女生... 她叫做阿霞,她好像家裡很窮吧...兩三天才洗一次澡...所以身上都臭臭的~ 同學們都很討厭她... 不過,我看到她的第一天.....我就愛上了她~~ 她的五 ...

鄉民百幹富翁

Irma avatar
By Irma
at 2009-03-23T13:42
JOJO Villager is one question away from winning 100 fucks. How did he do it? A.He googles B.Heand#39;s bullshit C.Heand#39;s a ptt user D.It is written - ...

[心情] 成也跳蛋 敗也跳蛋

Jessica avatar
By Jessica
at 2009-03-14T16:51
※ 引述《tcc740sd (不要問)》之銘言: : ※ [本文轉錄自 feminine_sex 看板] : 作者: femininesex1 (女性性板匿名ID) 看板: feminine_sex : 標題: [心情] 成也跳蛋 敗也跳蛋 : 時間: Fri Mar 13 18:59:18 2009 : 先 ...

保險套~~~~~~~~~~

Caitlin avatar
By Caitlin
at 2009-03-12T17:08
※ 引述《makoto520 (學豬叫的貓~*)》之銘言: : 我老公是and#34;前期遲鈍後期超級敏感型and#34;的男人~~ : 白話點就是.... : 勃起慢射精快! : 而且他是那種愛撫時間要是長一些,他就會軟掉的那一型. : 這點就算了. : 直到現在我都搞不清楚~ : 是他太興奮還是我的妹妹夾 ...

性愛成癮怎麼辦

Lauren avatar
By Lauren
at 2009-02-27T13:13
※ 引述《Kwame (Brown)》之銘言: : 先說 我不是16 17歲剛開苞的小毛頭 : 我16歲開苞到現在已經超過10年了 : 最近一個月不知道怎麼搞的 : 我就好像冰刀雙人組裡面的Will Ferrell一樣有性愛成癮症 : 每天就想要做愛 : 一開始是因為我看到勸世文 文中說自瀆不好之類的內容 ...