鄉民百幹富翁 - 成人話題討論

Irma avatar
By Irma
at 2009-03-23T13:42

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JOJO Villager is one question away from winning 100 fucks. How did he do it?

A.He googles
B.He's bullshit
C.He's a ptt user
D.It is written

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幹...好痛...

我昏迷了過去...又從痛苦中醒了過來...

現在的我在一個黑黑的房間裡,四肢被綁在床的四角,身上的衣物早就已經被扒光...

不過最恐怖的莫過於眼前的這個女人,

是一位大概有180公分,130公斤...年紀約50歲的女人...

不!!!她根本不是女人,是惡魔~手上拿了各種道具準備刑求我!!!

"JOJO, 你就老實說吧!!!你怎會知道答案,身為一個阿宅,怎可能有那麼豐富的性知識?"

"你是作弊的,對不對???" 恐怖的惡魔拿著剛剁掉五樓的屌,邊甩邊問我道

"我....我就是知道答案..."

"幹,還敢嘴硬,看來是不見棺材不掉淚...看我把五樓的屌插進去!!!"

"阿~~~~~~好刺阿~~~" 我又痛苦的叫了出來...身上被五樓的屌刺出了針孔般的洞...

我又昏了過去...

等我在一次醒來時,已經是被帶個一個辦公室,面對另一個面目和善多的女人,

看起來這個女人是剛剛那位惡魔的長官...

"你...真的知道答案???"他也跟一般人一樣疑惑的問我...

我嗯了一聲,實在是不想在解釋了...

"我們再看一次答題時的錄影帶,你最好有合理的解釋!!!"

小電視中撥出了當時我回答題目時的畫面,

百幹大富翁~歡迎來挑戰!!! 由SOD新企劃的節目,

答對了9題就可以獲得跟百位av女優做愛的機會~

主持人"大黃瓜"非常幽默又機八的訪問我:

"Hi, JOJO...你也想跟一百個av女優做愛阿~"

"嗯...我不知道..."

"不知道?來參加節目的人都是這樣想的阿~"

"先說說你的職業好了~~"

"我....在台科大裡...."

"喔???天大地大的台科大嗎???不簡單喔...是教授還是職員???"

"我是....研究生...."

"阿???研究生???" 這時全場都笑了起來~~

"是那種像狗一般的研究生嗎???"

"專門騙國科會錢,還被教授當狗使喚的研究生嗎???"

"............" (他都說中,我只好不語)

"Ok,研究生,看看你可以答對幾題~~~"


Q1: 1993年的動作電影《赤裸羔羊》的主演是誰?

Ans: 邱淑貞


幹,這題誰不會阿!!!

哪一個鄉民會不知道"邱若男,我要幹死你!!!"

回想起來國小的那年暑假...我跟我的好友阿南一心想要去電影院看這部片,

不過是限制級阿~~~哪可能進去...

於是我們想到了一個辦法,就是買別張電影的票進去,然後再躲在廁所...

等赤裸羔羊開始演時,在溜過去看~

我跟阿南各躲一間相鄰的廁所...透過下面的小縫交換少年快報打發時間...

看著看著"十項王子"我忘了時間...

突然聽到阿南在外面大喊,要跳脫衣舞了!!!

我才想到要出去時,卻發現門被堵住了~~~

我緊張敲著門說 "阿南,別鬧了!!!快放我出去!!!"

但卻只聽到他離開的腳步...而我現在唯一的出路就是...

跳下糞坑...爬到隔壁間再出去 (小時後鄉下是那種一條溝的糞坑)

為了我的女神,邱淑貞~~~這又算什麼~~

我跳下糞坑溝,爬了過去...滿身的屎尿味...總算看到了最精采的部分!!!

手上也不忘打著槍~~

"阿~~~~~~~~嘶~~~~~~~~~~"隨著女神的律動...我洨出來了~~~

這沒什麼丟臉的,不是嗎?

畢竟,有人遇到了邱淑貞,隨時隨地都射的出來,不是嗎?

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回到了現實,那個女長官思考了一下....嗯...這題很簡單...應該是沒有問題

不過第二題...???


Q2.西斯帝國中有許多puma,下面那句不代表puma的價值觀?

A.Foreigners alone triumphs 老外能戰勝一切
B.Handsome alone triumph 英俊能戰勝一切
C.30cm penis alone triumphs 30cm屌長能戰勝一切
D.Money alone triumphs 金錢能戰勝一切

這...我選擇了login in求救...

決定到了O2版po了一篇文章...

"哈哈...徵想要跟我30cm的屌交往的請回信~歐拉~~"

結果果然立刻被XX劣退,終身水桶...I think I know the answer!!!

"幹...那麼簡單的問題你也要用求救???" 那麼醜陋的肥女說道...

"我哪知道阿~西斯版都以有30cm大屌為榮...誰知道puma不愛~"

"好吧...算你解釋的過去,不過第三題你最好給說清楚講明白!"



Q3.A片中,可以讓AV女優愛不釋手的是什麼?

A.nolifeguy 3cm的屌 
B.健達舒淇蛋
C.跳蚤
D.跳蛋

幹,這題的確有難度,

一般阿宅都會答A,因為看了版標,這是個陷阱題...

我知道答案...卻是讓我最不想知道答案的答案...


還記得小時後吧...

我跟我的死黨阿南,在晚上的時候,最喜歡跑到公寓的頂樓去~

除了看A漫外,另一個很重要的原因就是公寓的對面...

是某大學的女生宿舍...

常常看到女生在那邊換衣服的說...雖然距離有點遠,

但看的到大概就足夠讓我打一個晚上的槍...

好不容易...我跟阿南存了錢,買了一個望遠鏡~~

想說總算可以看清楚了說...

這當我們用望眼鏡找尋獵物時...竟然看到熟悉的面孔!!!

一個女大生,是在我們國小附近文具店打工的大姐姐~~

平常我們下課最喜歡去文具店裡溜搭~除了吹冷氣外...

就是為了這個大姐姐...她對我們很好,都會拿過期的少年快報給我們看~

人也長的很漂亮...不過就是沒看過她有男友就是了~~

我當下決定不要看她...

不過阿南說 "你少假啦~我知道你喜歡她是吧?"

"哪有...你亂講啦~~"

"可是我看到你的書桌上都刻她的名字勒~~哈哈..."

".....人家姐姐對我們很好,我們不要看她啦~"

"厚~~是怎樣,怕我看到你暗戀女生的裸體喔~~不夠朋友啦~~~"

我這老實人敵不過阿南的嘴巴...

只好不說話...萬一我讓他看,怕他明天跟姐姐告狀怎辦~~~

於是我兩就專心的看著大姐姐的一舉一動...

也許是假日的關係...大姐姐一個人在房間裡...

看他讀書,寫作業...還蠻無聊的...也沒在房間換衣服...

後來,大姐姐就要準備睡覺...心想應該是沒什麼好看的啦~~

也算是鬆了一口氣...

沒想到大姐姐從抽屜裡拿出了一個東西!!!

我以為是任意門...沒想到是..........


一顆橢圓形的粉紅色物體,還連結著電線...

大姐姐插了電後...按了開關

那顆東西就跳了起了!!!

大姐姐拿著它,開始脫衣服....

竟然連內褲都脫了~~~

第一次看到女生的下面...不再是空白的一片!!!

那邊有一個小嘴巴~~

流著口水把那顆蛋吞吞吐吐...

我那15cm的大屌也不自主的抖了起來........

雖然聽不到大姐姐的聲音........

但她口中彷彿說著一個字....那就是...........


"嗯嗯嗯嗯嗯嗯嗯嗯嗯嗯嗯~~~~~~~~~~"

我跟阿南都看傻了眼阿....

沒注意到大姐姐下面的小嘴巴...口水越流越多,越流越多...

慢慢的延著電線流到了電源插座......突然間!!!




也就是Suddenly!!!



或是Abruptly!!!




大姐姐就全身抖了起來~~~

好像是觸電了~~~

我們嚇的不知所措!!! 我們很想去救大姐姐,

無奈我們的屌嚇到噴了東西出來...腿軟了...

就這樣...

從那天起...我們就沒在見到大姐姐...

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女長官同情的看著我...

"好像當年真的事發生這個新聞...." 她思索說道...

"不過當年校方是以設備老舊,不小心觸電而死處理

我們當警察的才知道實情..."


接著...錄影帶來到了第四題...

Q4. 5566在首張EP:Mvp情人[電視原聲帶] 的主打歌是?

A.我豪洨
B.我肛肛好
C.我難過
D.我讀台科大



-待續-

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All Comments

Doris avatar
By Doris
at 2009-03-23T22:55
我絕對沒有按END
Zenobia avatar
By Zenobia
at 2009-03-24T08:09
有笑有推!
Zenobia avatar
By Zenobia
at 2009-03-24T17:22
有創意給推
Lucy avatar
By Lucy
at 2009-03-25T02:35
我讀台科大
Skylar Davis avatar
By Skylar Davis
at 2009-03-25T11:48
還不錯
Hedy avatar
By Hedy
at 2009-03-25T21:01
有笑有推XD
Tristan Cohan avatar
By Tristan Cohan
at 2009-03-26T06:15
金好球
Franklin avatar
By Franklin
at 2009-03-26T15:28
有創意 哈哈
Tom avatar
By Tom
at 2009-03-27T00:41
我難過的豪洨讀過台科大肛肛好
Irma avatar
By Irma
at 2009-03-27T09:54
XDDDDDD
Edward Lewis avatar
By Edward Lewis
at 2009-03-27T19:07
超好笑XDDDDDDD
Donna avatar
By Donna
at 2009-03-28T04:21
給個推!!
Selena avatar
By Selena
at 2009-03-28T13:34
續待...快給我豪洨文
Bethany avatar
By Bethany
at 2009-03-28T22:47
好文必推
Mia avatar
By Mia
at 2009-03-29T08:00
XD
Jessica avatar
By Jessica
at 2009-03-29T17:13
一定要推!!
Lauren avatar
By Lauren
at 2009-03-30T02:27
還偷錶清大
Mason avatar
By Mason
at 2009-03-30T11:40
XD
被五樓的針屌刺到
Edith avatar
By Edith
at 2009-03-30T20:53
C.He's a ptt user
Isla avatar
By Isla
at 2009-03-31T06:06
JOJO出品 絕對
Mia avatar
By Mia
at 2009-03-31T15:19
XD
Charlotte avatar
By Charlotte
at 2009-04-01T00:33
XD 有笑有推
Susan avatar
By Susan
at 2009-04-01T09:46
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Irma avatar
By Irma
at 2009-04-01T18:59
夠好洨
Jake avatar
By Jake
at 2009-04-02T04:12
命中注定的嘛???
Linda avatar
By Linda
at 2009-04-02T13:25
超婊...
Frederic avatar
By Frederic
at 2009-04-02T22:39
讚!
Jake avatar
By Jake
at 2009-04-03T07:52
好!!
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By Skylar Davis
at 2009-04-03T17:05
我豪洨??
Connor avatar
By Connor
at 2009-04-04T02:18
Kama avatar
By Kama
at 2009-04-04T11:31
我洨翻了
Ina avatar
By Ina
at 2009-04-04T20:45
有洨有推...
George avatar
By George
at 2009-04-05T05:58
好笑
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By Kumar
at 2009-04-05T15:11
XD
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By Candice
at 2009-04-06T00:24
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
George avatar
By George
at 2009-04-06T09:37
jojo出品必推
Rebecca avatar
By Rebecca
at 2009-04-06T18:51
XDDDD
Caroline avatar
By Caroline
at 2009-04-07T04:04
XDD
Una avatar
By Una
at 2009-04-07T13:17
滿分!!!好文筆
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By Caitlin
at 2009-04-07T22:30
GJ
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By Carol
at 2009-04-08T07:43
XD
Mia avatar
By Mia
at 2009-04-08T16:57
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Tracy avatar
By Tracy
at 2009-04-09T02:10
超好笑...XDDD
Puput avatar
By Puput
at 2009-04-09T11:23
笑死我
Cara avatar
By Cara
at 2009-04-09T20:36
哈哈!笑死我了~
Rebecca avatar
By Rebecca
at 2009-04-10T05:49
可以報名參加嗎? 以下開放鄉民團參加
Tracy avatar
By Tracy
at 2009-04-10T15:03
GJ
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By Joseph
at 2009-04-11T00:16
XDDDDDDDD
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By Agnes
at 2009-04-11T09:29
XD!
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By Delia
at 2009-04-11T18:42
哈哈哈! 幾霸婚!
Hardy avatar
By Hardy
at 2009-04-12T03:55
好笑~期待續作阿~
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By Ingrid
at 2009-04-12T13:09
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By Jack
at 2009-04-12T22:22
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By Genevieve
at 2009-04-13T07:35
還不錯...很有創意...
Carol avatar
By Carol
at 2009-04-13T16:48
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Kelly avatar
By Kelly
at 2009-04-14T02:01
觸電而死.....
Una avatar
By Una
at 2009-04-14T11:15
......
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By Agatha
at 2009-04-14T20:28
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Rebecca avatar
By Rebecca
at 2009-04-15T05:41
推 改的真好
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By James
at 2009-04-15T14:54
gj
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By Selena
at 2009-04-16T00:07
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By Aaliyah
at 2009-04-16T09:21
幾霸婚!
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By Eartha
at 2009-04-16T18:34
XDDD
Caroline avatar
By Caroline
at 2009-04-17T03:47
加油~!!!!!!!!!好文阿
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By Erin
at 2009-04-17T13:00
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By Necoo
at 2009-04-17T22:13
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By Ursula
at 2009-04-18T07:27
XDXD
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By Leila
at 2009-04-18T16:40
您真白爛!
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By Faithe
at 2009-04-19T01:53
XDD
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By Aaliyah
at 2009-04-19T11:06
XD
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By Susan
at 2009-04-19T20:19
XD
Erin avatar
By Erin
at 2009-04-20T05:33
XDDDDD推
Mary avatar
By Mary
at 2009-04-20T14:46
科科
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By Puput
at 2009-04-20T23:59
看ID推
Irma avatar
By Irma
at 2009-04-21T09:12
XD
Caroline avatar
By Caroline
at 2009-04-21T18:25
期待下一集
Dora avatar
By Dora
at 2009-04-22T03:39
我在香港迪士尼有遇到邱淑貞 和她坐同艘船~搞到最後 我
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By Faithe
at 2009-04-22T12:52
JIZZ in the Boat
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By Isabella
at 2009-04-22T22:05
N射出來了
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By Blanche
at 2009-04-23T07:18
GOOD!!!!
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By Zanna
at 2009-04-23T16:31
科科
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By Selena
at 2009-04-24T01:45
好北爛 哈哈哈
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By Emma
at 2009-04-24T10:58
XDDD
Regina avatar
By Regina
at 2009-04-24T20:11
好文共推,但是應該要註明有雷,因為遲早會拍成電影
Kumar avatar
By Kumar
at 2009-04-25T05:24
XDD
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By Blanche
at 2009-04-25T14:37
推!!!!!!!
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By Yuri
at 2009-04-25T23:51
推推
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By Yuri
at 2009-04-26T09:04
好文推推~~~
Thomas avatar
By Thomas
at 2009-04-26T18:17
有夠白爛XDD
Ina avatar
By Ina
at 2009-04-27T03:30
我沒按END!!!!
Megan avatar
By Megan
at 2009-04-27T12:43
XD
Joseph avatar
By Joseph
at 2009-04-27T21:57
真豪洨 但是真好笑
Lucy avatar
By Lucy
at 2009-04-28T07:10
百推內
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By Caitlin
at 2009-04-28T16:23
笑翻XDDDDDDD 趕快出新作!!!
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By Kumar
at 2009-04-29T01:36
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Hardy avatar
By Hardy
at 2009-04-29T10:49
淦...........好強!笑到噴洨!
George avatar
By George
at 2009-04-29T20:03
百推以內!
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By Ethan
at 2009-04-30T05:16
我毫洨的是 忘了你 忘了愛)))
Christine avatar
By Christine
at 2009-04-30T14:29
好多梗^^
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By Damian
at 2009-04-30T23:42
先推再看~~
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By Gary
at 2009-05-01T08:55
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By Ula
at 2009-05-01T18:09
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By Charlie
at 2009-05-02T03:22
太強了~~
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By Zora
at 2009-05-02T12:35
XDDDD 笑死我XDDDD
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By Leila
at 2009-05-02T21:48
超屌的啦
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By Ina
at 2009-05-03T07:01
不錯 XD
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By Olga
at 2009-05-03T16:15
毫洨GJ
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By Dinah
at 2009-05-04T01:28
超酷XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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By Mason
at 2009-05-04T10:41
bravo!
Candice avatar
By Candice
at 2009-05-04T19:54
我想看為愛朗讀的版本壓...
Mia avatar
By Mia
at 2009-05-05T05:07
有笑有推
Carol avatar
By Carol
at 2009-05-05T14:21
超好笑
Carol avatar
By Carol
at 2009-05-05T23:34
JOJO 有史來最好笑的一篇.... XDD
Isla avatar
By Isla
at 2009-05-06T08:47
好強大啊..XDDDD
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By Quanna
at 2009-05-06T18:00
我毫洨XD
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By Enid
at 2009-05-07T03:13
推好笑
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By Thomas
at 2009-05-07T12:27
XD
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By Aaliyah
at 2009-05-07T21:40
超好笑+豪洨xd
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By Caroline
at 2009-05-08T06:53
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By Connor
at 2009-05-08T16:06
XDD
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By Rachel
at 2009-05-09T01:19
好洨XD
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By Lucy
at 2009-05-09T10:33
用力往上推 板標GO
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By Irma
at 2009-05-09T19:46
強者
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By Ursula
at 2009-05-10T04:59
XDDDD
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By Skylar Davis
at 2009-05-10T14:12
續集續集 寫得真好XDXD
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By Hazel
at 2009-05-10T23:25
推~
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By Bennie
at 2009-05-11T08:39
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Annie avatar
By Annie
at 2009-05-11T17:52
看過都懂XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Irma avatar
By Irma
at 2009-05-12T03:05
有笑有推XD
Edwina avatar
By Edwina
at 2009-05-12T12:18
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
等幫優文XD
Frederic avatar
By Frederic
at 2009-05-12T21:31
推 好 笑
Mia avatar
By Mia
at 2009-05-13T06:45
樓下幫推
Andy avatar
By Andy
at 2009-05-13T15:58
Carol avatar
By Carol
at 2009-05-14T01:11
用力推
Blanche avatar
By Blanche
at 2009-05-14T10:24
JoJO發文 絕對豪洨
Ina avatar
By Ina
at 2009-05-14T19:37
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 媽~我在這~
Necoo avatar
By Necoo
at 2009-05-15T04:51
為啥我唸不到台科~~~這樣我一定都答得出來XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Anthony avatar
By Anthony
at 2009-05-15T14:04
甲上
Megan avatar
By Megan
at 2009-05-15T23:17
GJ
Brianna avatar
By Brianna
at 2009-05-16T08:30
太豪(好)洨(笑)XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Kyle avatar
By Kyle
at 2009-05-16T17:43
超多梗的,笑死我了...XD
Edward Lewis avatar
By Edward Lewis
at 2009-05-17T02:57
讚啦!!期待下一集!!
Puput avatar
By Puput
at 2009-05-17T12:10
超好笑,如果有看過貧民百萬富翁會更覺得有趣 XD
Carolina Franco avatar
By Carolina Franco
at 2009-05-17T21:23
我要下集 不要富奸化
Rebecca avatar
By Rebecca
at 2009-05-18T06:36
幫洗優文 樓下幫頂!!
Charlotte avatar
By Charlotte
at 2009-05-18T15:49
鄉民推
Dorothy avatar
By Dorothy
at 2009-05-19T01:03
不推不行
Charlotte avatar
By Charlotte
at 2009-05-19T10:16
我頂
Una avatar
By Una
at 2009-05-19T19:29
有笑有推
Elizabeth avatar
By Elizabeth
at 2009-05-20T04:42
e04! 拒絕富姦! 但是實在是太多梗了...想到十項王子 =..=
Delia avatar
By Delia
at 2009-05-20T13:55
上班憋笑好痛苦啊XD 千萬別富奸啊!!
Agatha avatar
By Agatha
at 2009-05-20T23:09
XDDDDDDDDDDDD
Bethany avatar
By Bethany
at 2009-05-21T08:22
推阿阿阿
Liam avatar
By Liam
at 2009-05-21T17:35
推 一下 推推
Joe avatar
By Joe
at 2009-05-22T02:48
托搞嚴禁!!!
James avatar
By James
at 2009-05-22T12:01
jojo po文 決對毫洨
Rosalind avatar
By Rosalind
at 2009-05-22T21:15
這一定要推得阿
Vanessa avatar
By Vanessa
at 2009-05-23T06:28
CCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC
Edward Lewis avatar
By Edward Lewis
at 2009-05-23T15:41
讚啦!!
Zora avatar
By Zora
at 2009-05-24T00:54
太強了 昨天剛看完貧民 好有畫面XDDDDDDD
Quanna avatar
By Quanna
at 2009-05-24T10:07
XDDDDDDDDD 有笑有推
Steve avatar
By Steve
at 2009-05-24T19:21
XD
Selena avatar
By Selena
at 2009-05-25T04:34
XDDD
Joe avatar
By Joe
at 2009-05-25T13:47
好強 裡面有好多梗 哈哈
Caitlin avatar
By Caitlin
at 2009-05-25T23:00
有笑有推
Barb Cronin avatar
By Barb Cronin
at 2009-05-26T08:13
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Lily avatar
By Lily
at 2009-05-26T17:27
有看過電影會覺得更有笑點 XD
Barb Cronin avatar
By Barb Cronin
at 2009-05-27T02:40
好久沒看到了阿!!!
Lydia avatar
By Lydia
at 2009-05-27T11:53
這算爆雷嗎XDDDD
Anonymous avatar
By Anonymous
at 2009-05-27T21:06
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Kelly avatar
By Kelly
at 2009-05-28T06:19
快幫頂
Andrew avatar
By Andrew
at 2009-05-28T15:33
XD
Gary avatar
By Gary
at 2009-05-29T00:46
糟糕 有FU!!! 幫優文~~~
Damian avatar
By Damian
at 2009-05-29T09:59
期待續集
Sierra Rose avatar
By Sierra Rose
at 2009-05-29T19:12
樓上都做球 我只好幫優文了
Oliver avatar
By Oliver
at 2009-05-30T04:25
下集下集!!!
Hazel avatar
By Hazel
at 2009-05-30T13:39
Olive avatar
By Olive
at 2009-05-30T22:52
真強
Harry avatar
By Harry
at 2009-05-31T08:05
西斯帝國再興!!
Jacob avatar
By Jacob
at 2009-05-31T17:18
有笑點XDDD
Andrew avatar
By Andrew
at 2009-06-01T02:31
淦 我居然知道問題四的答案XDD
Gary avatar
By Gary
at 2009-06-01T11:45
下急下級
Hardy avatar
By Hardy
at 2009-06-01T20:58
不愧是JOJO
Christine avatar
By Christine
at 2009-06-02T06:11
JOJOPO文絕不豪洨
Elvira avatar
By Elvira
at 2009-06-02T15:24
有笑有推
Andy avatar
By Andy
at 2009-06-03T00:37
帥唷~
Daniel avatar
By Daniel
at 2009-06-03T09:51
原來我也有資格可以跟百位女優幹XDD
Faithe avatar
By Faithe
at 2009-06-03T19:04
下集XDDD
Zanna avatar
By Zanna
at 2009-06-04T04:17
洨屎我了XDDDDDDDDD
Olive avatar
By Olive
at 2009-06-04T13:30
下集!!下集!!下集!!下集!!下集!!下集!!
Olivia avatar
By Olivia
at 2009-06-04T22:43
下集(敲碗)
Brianna avatar
By Brianna
at 2009-06-05T07:57
U
Mason avatar
By Mason
at 2009-06-05T17:10
Candice avatar
By Candice
at 2009-06-06T02:23
XD
Michael avatar
By Michael
at 2009-06-06T11:36
5樓推還不錯餒.. 你的屌不是已經...
Andrew avatar
By Andrew
at 2009-06-06T20:49
XDDD
Anthony avatar
By Anthony
at 2009-06-07T06:03
Agnes avatar
By Agnes
at 2009-06-07T15:16
XDDDDDDDD
Selena avatar
By Selena
at 2009-06-08T00:29
推啦~~~~
Valerie avatar
By Valerie
at 2009-06-08T09:42
有看有推
Dinah avatar
By Dinah
at 2009-06-08T18:55
有看有推XDDD
Anthony avatar
By Anthony
at 2009-06-09T04:09
cyberib 你的屌被剁下來了
Jacob avatar
By Jacob
at 2009-06-09T13:22
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Agnes avatar
By Agnes
at 2009-06-09T22:35
Goooooood
Charlotte avatar
By Charlotte
at 2009-06-10T07:48
3CM的那位仁兄好可憐ㄚ~XDY
Irma avatar
By Irma
at 2009-06-10T17:01
沒END以前一定噓死你
Todd Johnson avatar
By Todd Johnson
at 2009-06-11T02:15
XDDDDDD
Ivy avatar
By Ivy
at 2009-06-11T11:28
幹 好笑
Rae avatar
By Rae
at 2009-06-11T20:41
有結合時事XD
Skylar Davis avatar
By Skylar Davis
at 2009-06-12T05:54
真的好笑XDDDD
Edward Lewis avatar
By Edward Lewis
at 2009-06-12T15:07
推!
Agatha avatar
By Agatha
at 2009-06-13T00:21
JoJoPO文 絕對豪洨
Genevieve avatar
By Genevieve
at 2009-06-13T09:34
呵呵!
William avatar
By William
at 2009-06-13T18:47
我覺得還蠻好笑的阿
Franklin avatar
By Franklin
at 2009-06-14T04:00
有洨點!哈哈
Kelly avatar
By Kelly
at 2009-06-14T13:13
幹!太好笑啦 ^^
Steve avatar
By Steve
at 2009-06-14T22:27
有笑有推~
Christine avatar
By Christine
at 2009-06-15T07:40
XDDDDDDDD 好笑
Carol avatar
By Carol
at 2009-06-15T16:53
Enid avatar
By Enid
at 2009-06-16T02:06
有夠毫洨!!
Steve avatar
By Steve
at 2009-06-16T11:19
太強了 哈哈哈哈XDD
Elma avatar
By Elma
at 2009-06-16T20:33
Bennie avatar
By Bennie
at 2009-06-17T05:46
好強大!!
Doris avatar
By Doris
at 2009-06-17T14:59
Andrew avatar
By Andrew
at 2009-06-18T00:12
Kristin avatar
By Kristin
at 2009-06-18T09:25
極品!!
Yedda avatar
By Yedda
at 2009-06-18T18:39
有看過電影格外覺得好笑....XD
Skylar DavisLinda avatar
By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2009-06-19T03:52
十項王子 超靠杯的XDDDDD
George avatar
By George
at 2009-06-19T13:05
下集咧!!!! 快阿~~
Elma avatar
By Elma
at 2009-06-19T22:18
邱若男並不是1993的赤裸羔羊哦!算是bug吧
Irma avatar
By Irma
at 2009-06-20T07:31
哈哈 超好笑的啦XD 陷阱題
Blanche avatar
By Blanche
at 2009-06-20T16:45
幫優 樓下 先推
Carol avatar
By Carol
at 2009-06-21T01:58
e04喜這個有啥意義
Skylar DavisLinda avatar
By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2009-06-21T11:11
好聞必推
Joe avatar
By Joe
at 2009-06-21T20:24
XDD
Andrew avatar
By Andrew
at 2009-06-22T05:37
Jacky avatar
By Jacky
at 2009-06-22T14:51
紅的明顯
Necoo avatar
By Necoo
at 2009-06-23T00:04
Freda avatar
By Freda
at 2009-06-23T09:17
幫優
Ethan avatar
By Ethan
at 2009-06-23T18:30
Kristin avatar
By Kristin
at 2009-06-24T03:43
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Gilbert avatar
By Gilbert
at 2009-06-24T12:57
GOOD JOB!! 我知道第四題的答案XDDD
Connor avatar
By Connor
at 2009-06-24T22:10
靠 XD XD
Brianna avatar
By Brianna
at 2009-06-25T07:23
X你媽的 實在太棒啦!!!!!!!!!!XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Xanthe avatar
By Xanthe
at 2009-06-25T16:36
XD
Sarah avatar
By Sarah
at 2009-06-26T01:49
幹 答案咧
Hedwig avatar
By Hedwig
at 2009-06-26T11:03
Yeah!! Panda!!(咦?)
Xanthe avatar
By Xanthe
at 2009-06-26T20:16
真好看 真好看 真真真真真好看
Frederic avatar
By Frederic
at 2009-06-27T05:29
這個不推不行阿~
Charlie avatar
By Charlie
at 2009-06-27T14:42
太強大了~XDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Audriana avatar
By Audriana
at 2009-06-27T23:55
Robert avatar
By Robert
at 2009-06-28T09:09
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Steve avatar
By Steve
at 2009-06-28T18:22
太優秀的文章 樓下幫洗!
Mia avatar
By Mia
at 2009-06-29T03:35
Jessica avatar
By Jessica
at 2009-06-29T12:48
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Kyle avatar
By Kyle
at 2009-06-29T22:01
推了~
Megan avatar
By Megan
at 2009-06-30T07:15
XDDDDD
Heather avatar
By Heather
at 2009-06-30T16:28
Olga avatar
By Olga
at 2009-07-01T01:41
高手
Andy avatar
By Andy
at 2009-07-01T10:54
靠北 XDDDDDD
Enid avatar
By Enid
at 2009-07-01T20:07
有創意!!!!! 不要富監阿
Margaret avatar
By Margaret
at 2009-07-02T05:21
m起來!
Hedwig avatar
By Hedwig
at 2009-07-02T14:34
XDDDDDDDDDDD
Irma avatar
By Irma
at 2009-07-02T23:47
!
Agatha avatar
By Agatha
at 2009-07-03T09:00
XDDD
Elvira avatar
By Elvira
at 2009-07-03T18:13
優秀的文章 優文就是要多 樓下幫洗!
Quanna avatar
By Quanna
at 2009-07-04T03:27
XDDD
Jake avatar
By Jake
at 2009-07-04T12:40
哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈
Dora avatar
By Dora
at 2009-07-04T21:53
哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈
Emma avatar
By Emma
at 2009-07-05T07:06
那我也幫洗? 好好看!
Joe avatar
By Joe
at 2009-07-05T16:19
阿跳蛋不就跳很高.....XD 你拿望遠鏡都看的到= =
Odelette avatar
By Odelette
at 2009-07-06T01:33
Caitlin avatar
By Caitlin
at 2009-07-06T10:46
幫洗!!
Yuri avatar
By Yuri
at 2009-07-06T19:59
爆!
Eden avatar
By Eden
at 2009-07-07T05:12
推阿
Rebecca avatar
By Rebecca
at 2009-07-07T14:25
我難過的豪洨讀過台科大肛肛好
Megan avatar
By Megan
at 2009-07-07T23:39
天啊!
Eden avatar
By Eden
at 2009-07-08T08:52
C 快點 我也要跟100個AV女優XD
Megan avatar
By Megan
at 2009-07-08T18:05
3小XDD
Hedy avatar
By Hedy
at 2009-07-09T03:18
幫洗
Bethany avatar
By Bethany
at 2009-07-09T12:31
XDD
Ethan avatar
By Ethan
at 2009-07-09T21:45
好笑XDXDXD
Queena avatar
By Queena
at 2009-07-10T06:58
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Sarah avatar
By Sarah
at 2009-07-10T16:11
U
Megan avatar
By Megan
at 2009-07-11T01:24
幫洗
Oscar avatar
By Oscar
at 2009-07-11T10:37
XDD~
Olivia avatar
By Olivia
at 2009-07-11T19:51
我寫的很累阿...快寫完了,明天晚上po完結篇~
Edwina avatar
By Edwina
at 2009-07-12T05:04
幹一開始我就洨了
Kumar avatar
By Kumar
at 2009-07-12T14:17
幹 有雷啦
Daniel avatar
By Daniel
at 2009-07-12T23:30
幹好好笑喔!!
James avatar
By James
at 2009-07-13T08:43
很好笑~不過被雷到...
Emily avatar
By Emily
at 2009-07-13T17:57
我有看過小說耶 Q&A
Carol avatar
By Carol
at 2009-07-14T03:10
XDDDDDDDD這不推不行XDDDD
Selena avatar
By Selena
at 2009-07-14T12:23
笑出淚推
Rachel avatar
By Rachel
at 2009-07-14T21:36
太好笑拉XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 推推
Tom avatar
By Tom
at 2009-07-15T06:49
太有創意了一整個配合電影內容改編
Yuri avatar
By Yuri
at 2009-07-15T16:03
5F針屌 3cm的N大 XDDDDDD有夠配合時事的 ( ′▽`)b
Candice avatar
By Candice
at 2009-07-16T01:16
XDDDDDDDDDD
Queena avatar
By Queena
at 2009-07-16T10:29
XDXDXDXDXD
Mia avatar
By Mia
at 2009-07-16T19:42
強!
Franklin avatar
By Franklin
at 2009-07-17T04:55
身為台科人 與有榮焉
Sandy avatar
By Sandy
at 2009-07-17T14:09
XDDDD
Odelette avatar
By Odelette
at 2009-07-17T23:22
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Andrew avatar
By Andrew
at 2009-07-18T08:35
不懂nolifeguy
Olive avatar
By Olive
at 2009-07-18T17:48
XD
Daniel avatar
By Daniel
at 2009-07-19T03:01
幹= =超好笑

[心情] 成也跳蛋 敗也跳蛋

Jessica avatar
By Jessica
at 2009-03-14T16:51
※ 引述《tcc740sd (不要問)》之銘言: : ※ [本文轉錄自 feminine_sex 看板] : 作者: femininesex1 (女性性板匿名ID) 看板: feminine_sex : 標題: [心情] 成也跳蛋 敗也跳蛋 : 時間: Fri Mar 13 18:59:18 2009 : 先 ...

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By Caitlin
at 2009-03-12T17:08
※ 引述《makoto520 (學豬叫的貓~*)》之銘言: : 我老公是and#34;前期遲鈍後期超級敏感型and#34;的男人~~ : 白話點就是.... : 勃起慢射精快! : 而且他是那種愛撫時間要是長一些,他就會軟掉的那一型. : 這點就算了. : 直到現在我都搞不清楚~ : 是他太興奮還是我的妹妹夾 ...

性愛成癮怎麼辦

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By Lauren
at 2009-02-27T13:13
※ 引述《Kwame (Brown)》之銘言: : 先說 我不是16 17歲剛開苞的小毛頭 : 我16歲開苞到現在已經超過10年了 : 最近一個月不知道怎麼搞的 : 我就好像冰刀雙人組裡面的Will Ferrell一樣有性愛成癮症 : 每天就想要做愛 : 一開始是因為我看到勸世文 文中說自瀆不好之類的內容 ...

我女朋友說想和我玩SM

Annie avatar
By Annie
at 2009-02-23T15:01
※ 引述《dezuphia (泣離)》之銘言: : 平常她都很乖的說atat 怎麼會這樣囧 : 沒想到連在公園喇舌都會害羞的她 : 昨天竟然小小聲的和我說 : 她想玩玩看SM.. : 靠 聽了我隔天趕快去抓了好幾片有SM的A片來惡補一下 : 結果媽媽樂咧那個內容簡直是超變態的 : 片子裡面那個女優被吊起來打 ...

我女朋友說想和我玩SM

Carolina Franco avatar
By Carolina Franco
at 2009-02-23T13:21
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