跟英文老師約會要怎麼讓她印象深刻 - 成人話題討論

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大家好 我是小天 晚上要跟一名姐姐約會


她是一名英文老師 可是我英文從小就很爛


以前背KK音標 背了三次哭三次


鬼畫符般的蝴蝶符號 我只能默默死背單字


晚上要吃飯 也許看電影 她不喜歡鬼片


(原本要帶她看鬼關燈)


她說想看卡通片 可是我看了一下


好像沒什麼好看的……難道要看我的褲底總


動員(誤?


她說我是一個有趣的男孩 又聊的來


問我為什麼想要約她出去


我說她講話的感覺很可愛


而且講英文又很有魅力


不見面的話 好像很可惜………


那她答應我了 晚上九點見面


我該怎麼說一些 帥氣的英文句子


才能讓她也被我吸引了


我只能想到 you are a apple of my eyes


各位板大有沒有其他的好說詞?







西斯點


之前跟前女友交往 她第一次是給我

從原本不會咬咬 到能讓我放心揉著

她的耳垂 舒服的靠躺在床上 享受她

進步的口技 就有種莫名的成就感


可惜她畢業就回去雲林了 工作就


漸行漸遠 兩個月後被提分手……








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All Comments

Ivy avatarIvy2016-07-30
May Show Gun More?
Ina avatarIna2016-07-30
An apple
Blanche avatarBlanche2016-07-30
A apple…
Ina avatarIna2016-07-31
how do u turn this on
Audriana avatarAudriana2016-07-31
認真回:l wanna fuck you,you little bitch!!!!!!
Blanche avatarBlanche2016-07-31
may show gun more?
Olga avatarOlga2016-07-31
ggininder
David avatarDavid2016-07-31
this is a cock
Jacky avatarJacky2016-07-31
或是: suck my dick!!!!
Mason avatarMason2016-07-31
...你文法
Dorothy avatarDorothy2016-07-31
I want to lick your juicy pussy and honey boobs.
May I put the head in it, please? Just a little bit.
Elma avatarElma2016-07-31
Fuck yeah! Oh my god, it feels so goooooooood!
Thomas avatarThomas2016-07-31
I want to play 69. Yeah, that is. Soooo gooood,baby!
Elizabeth avatarElizabeth2016-08-01
May I fuck you?
Belly avatarBelly2016-08-01
You are the most beautiful girl I ever seen.
Lucy avatarLucy2016-08-01
I think we should get room and make love.
Elizabeth avatarElizabeth2016-08-01
I have 30cm long dick. I can fuck about 3 hours.
Megan avatarMegan2016-08-01
Actually, I am poor at English, can you teach me?
Charlotte avatarCharlotte2016-08-01
I want to learn some English which been used in sex.
Una avatarUna2016-08-01
How about teach me those dirty word in my bed??
Gary avatarGary2016-08-01
I alaways dream of having sex with English teacher.
Suhail Hany avatarSuhail Hany2016-08-01
This is my pleasure to sex with you, my sweet heart.
Ethan avatarEthan2016-08-02
i want my dick sucked by u
Charlotte avatarCharlotte2016-08-02
i want lick ur tits
Andrew avatarAndrew2016-08-02
I believe I can fly~~~
Ursula avatarUrsula2016-08-02
Suck my dick baby, use your tonuge gently.
Agnes avatarAgnes2016-08-02
Right! It's so warm and feel so good, I love it.
Tristan Cohan avatarTristan Cohan2016-08-02
樓上一堆不正經的
Irma avatarIrma2016-08-02
Oh my baby, I love you. I hope I can live with you.
Victoria avatarVictoria2016-08-02
講中文就好了啊
Agatha avatarAgatha2016-08-02
a man and a pen
Rosalind avatarRosalind2016-08-03
薩科買地殼
Poppy avatarPoppy2016-08-03
拚用字跟發音你也不會比她強 還不如把英文發的像台灣
國語逗她笑比較實在
Quintina avatarQuintina2016-08-03
羨慕噓
Isabella avatarIsabella2016-08-03
I want your stinky sexy pants.
Liam avatarLiam2016-08-03
u r my veggie
Kyle avatarKyle2016-08-03
Yeah, put your pants in my mouse.
Edwina avatarEdwina2016-08-03
Can I 督 You
Lucy avatarLucy2016-08-03
mouth
Harry avatarHarry2016-08-03
shut up bitch, suck my dick
Yuri avatarYuri2016-08-03
哈哈 我只是突然很想要用英文講色色的話
Jessica avatarJessica2016-08-04
要就全程英文 拜託不要中英夾雜四不像 誠懇就好了
Andrew avatarAndrew2016-08-04
讀理工的,英文加減看的那種ㄏㄏ
Dorothy avatarDorothy2016-08-04
比我破破的好很多了
Sarah avatarSarah2016-08-04
人家英文那麼好,講英文只會丟臉,說他不懂的如日文,台
語等,他才會覺得你帥氣
Elizabeth avatarElizabeth2016-08-04
can you speak chinese?
Ivy avatarIvy2016-08-04
好督優督~
Enid avatarEnid2016-08-04
沒有a apple 這個用法 你哪裡學的
Margaret avatarMargaret2016-08-04
I have Big house in Taipei, and 1 billion dollar
Candice avatarCandice2016-08-05
fu大的英文好到我快笑死了XDDDDDD
Xanthe avatarXanthe2016-08-05
唱客家本色給她聽
Sandy avatarSandy2016-08-05
A for asshole, B for bitch
Queena avatarQueena2016-08-05
Who is your daddy??
Tracy avatarTracy2016-08-05
C for cock, D for dick
Mary avatarMary2016-08-05
英文很爛幹嘛還要自曝其短 聊他工作以外的話題還比較好
Delia avatarDelia2016-08-05
Who's your daddy?
William avatarWilliam2016-08-05
甲挖欸dddddddio
Doris avatarDoris2016-08-05
Ha man whats up
Ula avatarUla2016-08-06
here comes ur man
Sierra Rose avatarSierra Rose2016-08-06
鄉民程度好像差不多R~~
Bennie avatarBennie2016-08-06
感覺的出來英文真的蠻爛的哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈
Catherine avatarCatherine2016-08-06
Yehyehyehyehyehyehyeh
Mary avatarMary2016-08-06
一群廢物屁孩
Audriana avatarAudriana2016-08-06
http://i.imgur.com/ficX3Jk.jpg 4樓,你的車來了。
Oscar avatarOscar2016-08-06
how old are you?i am five thank you
Dorothy avatarDorothy2016-08-06
you are second to none
Hedwig avatarHedwig2016-08-06
半吊子的英文等關係確定再用吧 不確定就不要拿出來
Zanna avatarZanna2016-08-07
It's business time
Yuri avatarYuri2016-08-07
may shoot gun more
Selena avatarSelena2016-08-07
你在怎麼另眼相看都不會比她強 醒醒不要丟人了
Harry avatarHarry2016-08-07
硬撐只會被對方扣分 很糗好嗎
Charlotte avatarCharlotte2016-08-07
This is my dick, those are your nipples
Necoo avatarNecoo2016-08-07
How do you turn this on?
Hardy avatarHardy2016-08-07
跟英文老師講英文對他來說只是家常便飯,可能只會讓他想到
Sandy avatarSandy2016-08-07
教學,你應該反向思考
Kyle avatarKyle2016-08-07
拜託,跟英文老師約會不要講英文獻醜......
Joseph avatarJoseph2016-08-08
看到a apple 就知道不行了XD
Lucy avatarLucy2016-08-08
她應該不想聽你講英文...
Christine avatarChristine2016-08-08
阿鬼你還是說中文吧~
Lily avatarLily2016-08-08
跟英文老師約會要說英文?那跟瑜珈老師約會不就見面都瑜珈
Suhail Hany avatarSuhail Hany2016-08-08
Bennie avatarBennie2016-08-08
其實跟英文老師約會不用講到英文呀...她也是普通人
Iris avatarIris2016-08-08
let my name have one more moment in the sun before
Madame avatarMadame2016-08-08
it disappear in the world
John avatarJohn2016-08-08
薩科買地殼
Elizabeth avatarElizabeth2016-08-09
to be or not to be
Megan avatarMegan2016-08-09
不要著墨於自己的短處,應該表現盡量自己的長處討對方歡
Hamiltion avatarHamiltion2016-08-09
心,例如幽默風趣~
Delia avatarDelia2016-08-09
me sho gan mo
Victoria avatarVictoria2016-08-09
this is a book
這是a書
Charlie avatarCharlie2016-08-09
老師你翻錯了,我要處罰你
Hedwig avatarHedwig2016-08-09
不要講話 用手語 一定能贏得她崇拜的眼神 給你參考
Barb Cronin avatarBarb Cronin2016-08-09
My g g in in der, are you she she der, too?
Michael avatarMichael2016-08-09
你就照你文章打得a apple讓他科科笑阿
Thomas avatarThomas2016-08-10
you is a apple in my eye
Elvira avatarElvira2016-08-10
Just 督 it
Olga avatarOlga2016-08-10
我認真回好了 我覺得你硬要用弄巧成拙反而印象更差 用你
Thomas avatarThomas2016-08-10
擅長的打吧
Odelette avatarOdelette2016-08-10
I like it -like it come on come on ~
Barb Cronin avatarBarb Cronin2016-08-10
you make me wanna....(自行填入單字)
Candice avatarCandice2016-08-11
I'll only stay with u one more night @///@
Ivy avatarIvy2016-08-11
Do you want to be my sugar baby?
Freda avatarFreda2016-08-11
kiss my eag
Lily avatarLily2016-08-11
你講英文她會笑到岔氣 拜託別
Jessica avatarJessica2016-08-11
薩科買地殼
Hedy avatarHedy2016-08-11
自然就好了吧…每個人都有自己的才能啊 又不是你會英文他就
濕了
Connor avatarConnor2016-08-11
你可以這樣講 他聽到a apple就會笑了
Michael avatarMichael2016-08-11
hey,i have 30cm,bitch suck my dick
Daniel avatarDaniel2016-08-11
認真回 你這樣硬要落英文不如平常怎麼說話就怎麼說話
Victoria avatarVictoria2016-08-12
正經,最好不要班門弄斧,被白眼機會大
Oscar avatarOscar2016-08-12
也是英文老師的我來認真回答一下,教英文是工作,所以
Kama avatarKama2016-08-12
下班之後,希望也喜歡跟可以輕鬆相處的人在一起,不需
要刻意在英文上表現讓人映象深刻啦,你的幽默談吐已經
很加分了喔
Dora avatarDora2016-08-12
每個人的專業領域不同,英文爛,就不要在英文老師面前逞
Genevieve avatarGenevieve2016-08-12
強說英文
Xanthe avatarXanthe2016-08-12
Let me help u reach the climax. 讓我幫妳達到高潮
Victoria avatarVictoria2016-08-12
自然就好
Sierra Rose avatarSierra Rose2016-08-12
The apple
Hedda avatarHedda2016-08-12
Suck my magnificent enormous smelly black dick, u
slutty bitch!
Joseph avatarJoseph2016-08-12
Learning English is fun,just like playing basketball.
Steve avatarSteve2016-08-13
講什麼英文,唱癡情玫瑰花就贏了
David avatarDavid2016-08-13
樓上都忘記他英文很破了嗎?
Joe avatarJoe2016-08-13
你只要邊比邊說就好了
David avatarDavid2016-08-13
例如:I 插 U 我們 together 高潮 high 翻天
Quintina avatarQuintina2016-08-13
好吧 會在對的時間點 講一下
Valerie avatarValerie2016-08-13
目前7-11外 等她洗澡中……
Quanna avatarQuanna2016-08-13
an apple
Skylar DavisLinda avatarSkylar DavisLinda2016-08-13
Oh!My banana want to jizz into your peach.
Jacky avatarJacky2016-08-13
拜託 F兄的英文文法錯誤一堆
Odelette avatarOdelette2016-08-14
I want to play a H game
Charlotte avatarCharlotte2016-08-14
What a beautiful night. Let's go relaxing.
Necoo avatarNecoo2016-08-14
問題問錯了吧,會跟你約會當然早知道你英文不好,有一定
房契 地契 百萬名車等等
Robert avatarRobert2016-08-14
程度熟識。要露出長處讓她看到才是重點,例如…貼心或者
Carolina Franco avatarCarolina Franco2016-08-14
薩科買地殼
Michael avatarMichael2016-08-14
請她教你母音
Olive avatarOlive2016-08-14
how do you turn this on
Caitlin avatarCaitlin2016-08-14
sex?
Iris avatarIris2016-08-14
What do u mean 我督了妳
Agatha avatarAgatha2016-08-15
I want to play an game
Eartha avatarEartha2016-08-15
a
Emily avatarEmily2016-08-15
這個好噢
Gary avatarGary2016-08-15
an apple..
Kama avatarKama2016-08-15
看推文笑了哈哈哈哈
Hardy avatarHardy2016-08-15
推文很多神人!@
Edward Lewis avatarEdward Lewis2016-08-15
廢到笑
Agatha avatarAgatha2016-08-15
Who is your daddy
Eartha avatarEartha2016-08-15
補摟價跛
Olga avatarOlga2016-08-15
我老公念個one、two、three…我就快高潮了><
Vanessa avatarVanessa2016-08-16
one(挖) two(督) three(水)
Linda avatarLinda2016-08-16
you turn me on
John avatarJohn2016-08-16
This is an apple
Olivia avatarOlivia2016-08-16
Niggar!!!!!
Eartha avatarEartha2016-08-16
заниматься сексом?
James avatarJames2016-08-16
Could you tell me? If I can fuck you.
James avatarJames2016-08-16
how do you turn this on我笑了哈哈哈
Ingrid avatarIngrid2016-08-16
suck my dick!!!!
Aaliyah avatarAaliyah2016-08-16
daddy's home
Freda avatarFreda2016-08-17
How do you turn this on 超好笑
Suhail Hany avatarSuhail Hany2016-08-17
她英文好就不跟她拼英文 跟他拼台語或客家話如果都沒
有的話……只能跟他說我會一種神奇的手語…
Oliver avatarOliver2016-08-17
目前順利中
Freda avatarFreda2016-08-17
Fuch me please
Michael avatarMichael2016-08-17
英文不好就不要講英文呀... 除非要用這個當搞笑的點
Skylar DavisLinda avatarSkylar DavisLinda2016-08-17
如果不用how do you turn this on 那怎麼對的起那些
尻尻的鄉民
Heather avatarHeather2016-08-17
帶她一起去聽911,小姐;你要不要信教
Callum avatarCallum2016-08-17
a man have a pen
Doris avatarDoris2016-08-17
i want to play a game
Skylar Davis avatarSkylar Davis2016-08-18
兄弟,別跟他拚拳,切他中路
Belly avatarBelly2016-08-18
fuck my ass!!
Andy avatarAndy2016-08-18
I wanna fuck u like a dog pussy
Sierra Rose avatarSierra Rose2016-08-18
不 要 談 英 文
Jacob avatarJacob2016-08-18
你可以跟他聊微積分或工程數學,然後背個元素表,再用程
式語言問他要不要去你家看DVD
Frederic avatarFrederic2016-08-18
你英文還真的不好(蓋章
Joe avatarJoe2016-08-18
An? 沒想到西斯版也可以提供文法更正功能!!
Genevieve avatarGenevieve2016-08-18
IKEA ikea ikea ikea ikea ikea
Anonymous avatarAnonymous2016-08-18
MAY I INTO YOUR HOLE...
Sierra Rose avatarSierra Rose2016-08-18
A apple...你還是說中文好了
Zanna avatarZanna2016-08-19
you complete me 然後插入
Doris avatarDoris2016-08-19
Suck my big balls you bitch!