跟英文老師約會要怎麼讓她印象深刻 - 成人話題討論

Una avatar
By Una
at 2016-07-30T14:15

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大家好 我是小天 晚上要跟一名姐姐約會


她是一名英文老師 可是我英文從小就很爛


以前背KK音標 背了三次哭三次


鬼畫符般的蝴蝶符號 我只能默默死背單字


晚上要吃飯 也許看電影 她不喜歡鬼片


(原本要帶她看鬼關燈）


她說想看卡通片 可是我看了一下


好像沒什麼好看的……難道要看我的褲底總


動員(誤?


她說我是一個有趣的男孩 又聊的來


問我為什麼想要約她出去


我說她講話的感覺很可愛


而且講英文又很有魅力


不見面的話 好像很可惜………


那她答應我了 晚上九點見面


我該怎麼說一些 帥氣的英文句子


才能讓她也被我吸引了


我只能想到 you are a apple of my eyes


各位板大有沒有其他的好說詞?







西斯點


之前跟前女友交往 她第一次是給我

從原本不會咬咬 到能讓我放心揉著

她的耳垂 舒服的靠躺在床上 享受她

進步的口技 就有種莫名的成就感


可惜她畢業就回去雲林了 工作就


漸行漸遠 兩個月後被提分手……








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Ivy avatar
By Ivy
at 2016-07-30T16:49
May Show Gun More?
Ina avatar
By Ina
at 2016-07-30T19:23
An apple
Blanche avatar
By Blanche
at 2016-07-30T21:58
A apple…
Ina avatar
By Ina
at 2016-07-31T00:32
how do u turn this on
Audriana avatar
By Audriana
at 2016-07-31T03:06
認真回：l wanna fuck you,you little bitch！！！！！！
Blanche avatar
By Blanche
at 2016-07-31T05:40
may show gun more?
Olga avatar
By Olga
at 2016-07-31T08:15
ggininder
David avatar
By David
at 2016-07-31T10:49
this is a cock
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By Jacky
at 2016-07-31T13:23
或是： suck my dick！！！！
Mason avatar
By Mason
at 2016-07-31T15:58
...你文法
Dorothy avatar
By Dorothy
at 2016-07-31T18:32
I want to lick your juicy pussy and honey boobs.
May I put the head in it, please? Just a little bit.
Elma avatar
By Elma
at 2016-07-31T21:06
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Thomas avatar
By Thomas
at 2016-07-31T23:41
I want to play 69. Yeah, that is. Soooo gooood,baby!
Elizabeth avatar
By Elizabeth
at 2016-08-01T02:15
May I fuck you?
Belly avatar
By Belly
at 2016-08-01T04:49
You are the most beautiful girl I ever seen.
Lucy avatar
By Lucy
at 2016-08-01T07:24
I think we should get room and make love.
Elizabeth avatar
By Elizabeth
at 2016-08-01T09:58
I have 30cm long dick. I can fuck about 3 hours.
Megan avatar
By Megan
at 2016-08-01T12:32
Actually, I am poor at English, can you teach me?
Charlotte avatar
By Charlotte
at 2016-08-01T15:07
I want to learn some English which been used in sex.
Una avatar
By Una
at 2016-08-01T17:41
How about teach me those dirty word in my bed??
Gary avatar
By Gary
at 2016-08-01T20:15
I alaways dream of having sex with English teacher.
Suhail Hany avatar
By Suhail Hany
at 2016-08-01T22:50
This is my pleasure to sex with you, my sweet heart.
Ethan avatar
By Ethan
at 2016-08-02T01:24
i want my dick sucked by u
Charlotte avatar
By Charlotte
at 2016-08-02T03:58
i want lick ur tits
Andrew avatar
By Andrew
at 2016-08-02T06:32
I believe I can fly~~~
Ursula avatar
By Ursula
at 2016-08-02T09:07
Suck my dick baby, use your tonuge gently.
Agnes avatar
By Agnes
at 2016-08-02T11:41
Right! It's so warm and feel so good, I love it.
Tristan Cohan avatar
By Tristan Cohan
at 2016-08-02T14:15
樓上一堆不正經的
Irma avatar
By Irma
at 2016-08-02T16:50
Oh my baby, I love you. I hope I can live with you.
Victoria avatar
By Victoria
at 2016-08-02T19:24
講中文就好了啊
Agatha avatar
By Agatha
at 2016-08-02T21:58
a man and a pen
Rosalind avatar
By Rosalind
at 2016-08-03T00:33
薩科買地殼
Poppy avatar
By Poppy
at 2016-08-03T03:07
拚用字跟發音你也不會比她強 還不如把英文發的像台灣
國語逗她笑比較實在
Quintina avatar
By Quintina
at 2016-08-03T05:41
羨慕噓
Isabella avatar
By Isabella
at 2016-08-03T08:16
I want your stinky sexy pants.
Liam avatar
By Liam
at 2016-08-03T10:50
u r my veggie
Kyle avatar
By Kyle
at 2016-08-03T13:24
Yeah, put your pants in my mouse.
Edwina avatar
By Edwina
at 2016-08-03T15:59
Can I 督 You
Lucy avatar
By Lucy
at 2016-08-03T18:33
mouth
Harry avatar
By Harry
at 2016-08-03T21:07
shut up bitch, suck my dick
Yuri avatar
By Yuri
at 2016-08-03T23:42
哈哈 我只是突然很想要用英文講色色的話
Jessica avatar
By Jessica
at 2016-08-04T02:16
要就全程英文 拜託不要中英夾雜四不像 誠懇就好了
Andrew avatar
By Andrew
at 2016-08-04T04:50
讀理工的，英文加減看的那種ㄏㄏ
Dorothy avatar
By Dorothy
at 2016-08-04T07:25
比我破破的好很多了
Olga avatar
By Olga
at 2016-08-04T09:59
http://i.imgur.com/8N326DW.jpg
Sarah avatar
By Sarah
at 2016-08-04T12:33
人家英文那麼好，講英文只會丟臉，說他不懂的如日文，台
語等，他才會覺得你帥氣
Elizabeth avatar
By Elizabeth
at 2016-08-04T15:07
can you speak chinese?
Ivy avatar
By Ivy
at 2016-08-04T17:42
好督優督～
Enid avatar
By Enid
at 2016-08-04T20:16
沒有a apple 這個用法 你哪裡學的
Margaret avatar
By Margaret
at 2016-08-04T22:50
I have Big house in Taipei, and 1 billion dollar
Candice avatar
By Candice
at 2016-08-05T01:25
fu大的英文好到我快笑死了XDDDDDD
Xanthe avatar
By Xanthe
at 2016-08-05T03:59
唱客家本色給她聽
Sandy avatar
By Sandy
at 2016-08-05T06:33
A for asshole, B for bitch
Queena avatar
By Queena
at 2016-08-05T09:08
Who is your daddy??
Tracy avatar
By Tracy
at 2016-08-05T11:42
C for cock, D for dick
Mary avatar
By Mary
at 2016-08-05T14:16
英文很爛幹嘛還要自曝其短 聊他工作以外的話題還比較好
Delia avatar
By Delia
at 2016-08-05T16:51
Who's your daddy?
William avatar
By William
at 2016-08-05T19:25
甲挖欸dddddddio
Doris avatar
By Doris
at 2016-08-05T21:59
Ha man whats up
Ula avatar
By Ula
at 2016-08-06T00:34
here comes ur man
Sierra Rose avatar
By Sierra Rose
at 2016-08-06T03:08
鄉民程度好像差不多R~~
Poppy avatar
By Poppy
at 2016-08-06T05:42
http://i.imgur.com/vhc92pL.jpg
Bennie avatar
By Bennie
at 2016-08-06T08:17
感覺的出來英文真的蠻爛的哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈
Catherine avatar
By Catherine
at 2016-08-06T10:51
Yehyehyehyehyehyehyeh
Mary avatar
By Mary
at 2016-08-06T13:25
一群廢物屁孩
Audriana avatar
By Audriana
at 2016-08-06T15:59
http://i.imgur.com/ficX3Jk.jpg 4樓，你的車來了。
Oscar avatar
By Oscar
at 2016-08-06T18:34
how old are you?i am five thank you
Dorothy avatar
By Dorothy
at 2016-08-06T21:08
you are second to none
Hedwig avatar
By Hedwig
at 2016-08-06T23:42
半吊子的英文等關係確定再用吧 不確定就不要拿出來
Zanna avatar
By Zanna
at 2016-08-07T02:17
It's business time
Yuri avatar
By Yuri
at 2016-08-07T04:51
may shoot gun more
Selena avatar
By Selena
at 2016-08-07T07:25
你在怎麼另眼相看都不會比她強 醒醒不要丟人了
Harry avatar
By Harry
at 2016-08-07T10:00
硬撐只會被對方扣分 很糗好嗎
Charlotte avatar
By Charlotte
at 2016-08-07T12:34
This is my dick, those are your nipples
Necoo avatar
By Necoo
at 2016-08-07T15:08
How do you turn this on?
Hardy avatar
By Hardy
at 2016-08-07T17:43
跟英文老師講英文對他來說只是家常便飯，可能只會讓他想到
Sandy avatar
By Sandy
at 2016-08-07T20:17
教學，你應該反向思考
Kyle avatar
By Kyle
at 2016-08-07T22:51
拜託，跟英文老師約會不要講英文獻醜......
Joseph avatar
By Joseph
at 2016-08-08T01:26
看到a apple 就知道不行了XD
Lucy avatar
By Lucy
at 2016-08-08T04:00
她應該不想聽你講英文...
Christine avatar
By Christine
at 2016-08-08T06:34
阿鬼你還是說中文吧～
Lily avatar
By Lily
at 2016-08-08T09:09
跟英文老師約會要說英文？那跟瑜珈老師約會不就見面都瑜珈
Suhail Hany avatar
By Suhail Hany
at 2016-08-08T11:43
？
Bennie avatar
By Bennie
at 2016-08-08T14:17
其實跟英文老師約會不用講到英文呀...她也是普通人
Iris avatar
By Iris
at 2016-08-08T16:51
let my name have one more moment in the sun before
Madame avatar
By Madame
at 2016-08-08T19:26
it disappear in the world
John avatar
By John
at 2016-08-08T22:00
薩科買地殼
Agatha avatar
By Agatha
at 2016-08-09T00:34
http://i.imgur.com/PsRLu55.jpg
Elizabeth avatar
By Elizabeth
at 2016-08-09T03:09
to be or not to be
Megan avatar
By Megan
at 2016-08-09T05:43
不要著墨於自己的短處，應該表現盡量自己的長處討對方歡
Hamiltion avatar
By Hamiltion
at 2016-08-09T08:17
心，例如幽默風趣~
Delia avatar
By Delia
at 2016-08-09T10:52
me sho gan mo
Victoria avatar
By Victoria
at 2016-08-09T13:26
this is a book
這是a書
Charlie avatar
By Charlie
at 2016-08-09T16:00
老師你翻錯了，我要處罰你
Hedwig avatar
By Hedwig
at 2016-08-09T18:35
不要講話 用手語 一定能贏得她崇拜的眼神 給你參考
Barb Cronin avatar
By Barb Cronin
at 2016-08-09T21:09
My g g in in der, are you she she der, too?
Michael avatar
By Michael
at 2016-08-09T23:43
你就照你文章打得a apple讓他科科笑阿
Thomas avatar
By Thomas
at 2016-08-10T02:18
you is a apple in my eye
Elvira avatar
By Elvira
at 2016-08-10T04:52
Just 督 it
Olga avatar
By Olga
at 2016-08-10T07:26
我認真回好了 我覺得你硬要用弄巧成拙反而印象更差 用你
Thomas avatar
By Thomas
at 2016-08-10T10:01
擅長的打吧
Necoo avatar
By Necoo
at 2016-08-10T12:35
https://youtu.be/KdS6HFQ_LUc
Odelette avatar
By Odelette
at 2016-08-10T15:09
I like it -like it come on come on ~
Heather avatar
By Heather
at 2016-08-10T17:44
https://youtu.be/koHo5-0DVlI
Barb Cronin avatar
By Barb Cronin
at 2016-08-10T20:18
you make me wanna....(自行填入單字)
Yedda avatar
By Yedda
at 2016-08-10T22:52
https://youtu.be/fwK7ggA3-bU
Candice avatar
By Candice
at 2016-08-11T01:26
I'll only stay with u one more night @///@
Ivy avatar
By Ivy
at 2016-08-11T04:01
Do you want to be my sugar baby?
Freda avatar
By Freda
at 2016-08-11T06:35
kiss my eag
Lily avatar
By Lily
at 2016-08-11T09:09
你講英文她會笑到岔氣 拜託別
Jessica avatar
By Jessica
at 2016-08-11T11:44
薩科買地殼
Hedy avatar
By Hedy
at 2016-08-11T14:18
自然就好了吧…每個人都有自己的才能啊 又不是你會英文他就
濕了
Connor avatar
By Connor
at 2016-08-11T16:52
你可以這樣講 他聽到a apple就會笑了
Michael avatar
By Michael
at 2016-08-11T19:27
hey,i have 30cm,bitch suck my dick
Daniel avatar
By Daniel
at 2016-08-11T22:01
認真回 你這樣硬要落英文不如平常怎麼說話就怎麼說話
Victoria avatar
By Victoria
at 2016-08-12T00:35
正經，最好不要班門弄斧，被白眼機會大
Oscar avatar
By Oscar
at 2016-08-12T03:10
也是英文老師的我來認真回答一下，教英文是工作，所以
Kama avatar
By Kama
at 2016-08-12T05:44
下班之後，希望也喜歡跟可以輕鬆相處的人在一起，不需
要刻意在英文上表現讓人映象深刻啦，你的幽默談吐已經
很加分了喔
Dora avatar
By Dora
at 2016-08-12T08:18
每個人的專業領域不同，英文爛，就不要在英文老師面前逞
Genevieve avatar
By Genevieve
at 2016-08-12T10:53
強說英文
Xanthe avatar
By Xanthe
at 2016-08-12T13:27
Let me help u reach the climax. 讓我幫妳達到高潮
Victoria avatar
By Victoria
at 2016-08-12T16:01
自然就好
Sierra Rose avatar
By Sierra Rose
at 2016-08-12T18:36
The apple
Hedda avatar
By Hedda
at 2016-08-12T21:10
Suck my magnificent enormous smelly black dick, u
slutty bitch!
Joseph avatar
By Joseph
at 2016-08-12T23:44
Learning English is fun,just like playing basketball.
Steve avatar
By Steve
at 2016-08-13T02:18
講什麼英文，唱癡情玫瑰花就贏了
David avatar
By David
at 2016-08-13T04:53
樓上都忘記他英文很破了嗎？
Joe avatar
By Joe
at 2016-08-13T07:27
你只要邊比邊說就好了
David avatar
By David
at 2016-08-13T10:01
例如：I 插 U 我們 together 高潮 high 翻天
Quintina avatar
By Quintina
at 2016-08-13T12:36
好吧 會在對的時間點 講一下
Valerie avatar
By Valerie
at 2016-08-13T15:10
目前7-11外 等她洗澡中……
Quanna avatar
By Quanna
at 2016-08-13T17:44
an apple
Skylar DavisLinda avatar
By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2016-08-13T20:19
Oh!My banana want to jizz into your peach.
Jacky avatar
By Jacky
at 2016-08-13T22:53
拜託 F兄的英文文法錯誤一堆
Odelette avatar
By Odelette
at 2016-08-14T01:27
I want to play a H game
Charlotte avatar
By Charlotte
at 2016-08-14T04:02
What a beautiful night. Let's go relaxing.
Necoo avatar
By Necoo
at 2016-08-14T06:36
問題問錯了吧，會跟你約會當然早知道你英文不好，有一定
房契 地契 百萬名車等等
Robert avatar
By Robert
at 2016-08-14T09:10
程度熟識。要露出長處讓她看到才是重點，例如…貼心或者
Carolina Franco avatar
By Carolina Franco
at 2016-08-14T11:45
薩科買地殼
Michael avatar
By Michael
at 2016-08-14T14:19
請她教你母音
Olive avatar
By Olive
at 2016-08-14T16:53
how do you turn this on
Caitlin avatar
By Caitlin
at 2016-08-14T19:28
sex?
Iris avatar
By Iris
at 2016-08-14T22:02
What do u mean 我督了妳
Agatha avatar
By Agatha
at 2016-08-15T00:36
I want to play an game
Eartha avatar
By Eartha
at 2016-08-15T03:10
a
Emily avatar
By Emily
at 2016-08-15T05:45
這個好噢
Gary avatar
By Gary
at 2016-08-15T08:19
an apple..
Kama avatar
By Kama
at 2016-08-15T10:53
看推文笑了哈哈哈哈
Hardy avatar
By Hardy
at 2016-08-15T13:28
推文很多神人!@
Edward Lewis avatar
By Edward Lewis
at 2016-08-15T16:02
廢到笑
Agatha avatar
By Agatha
at 2016-08-15T18:36
Who is your daddy
Eartha avatar
By Eartha
at 2016-08-15T21:11
補摟價跛
Olga avatar
By Olga
at 2016-08-15T23:45
我老公念個one、two、three…我就快高潮了><
Vanessa avatar
By Vanessa
at 2016-08-16T02:19
one(挖) two(督) three(水)
Linda avatar
By Linda
at 2016-08-16T04:54
you turn me on
John avatar
By John
at 2016-08-16T07:28
This is an apple
Olivia avatar
By Olivia
at 2016-08-16T10:02
Niggar!!!!!
Eartha avatar
By Eartha
at 2016-08-16T12:37
заниматься сексом?
James avatar
By James
at 2016-08-16T15:11
Could you tell me? If I can fuck you.
James avatar
By James
at 2016-08-16T17:45
how do you turn this on我笑了哈哈哈
Ingrid avatar
By Ingrid
at 2016-08-16T20:20
suck my dick！！！！
Aaliyah avatar
By Aaliyah
at 2016-08-16T22:54
daddy's home
Freda avatar
By Freda
at 2016-08-17T01:28
How do you turn this on 超好笑
Suhail Hany avatar
By Suhail Hany
at 2016-08-17T04:03
她英文好就不跟她拼英文 跟他拼台語或客家話如果都沒
有的話……只能跟他說我會一種神奇的手語…
Oliver avatar
By Oliver
at 2016-08-17T06:37
目前順利中
Freda avatar
By Freda
at 2016-08-17T09:11
Fuch me please
Michael avatar
By Michael
at 2016-08-17T11:45
英文不好就不要講英文呀... 除非要用這個當搞笑的點
Skylar DavisLinda avatar
By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2016-08-17T14:20
如果不用how do you turn this on 那怎麼對的起那些
尻尻的鄉民
Heather avatar
By Heather
at 2016-08-17T16:54
帶她一起去聽911，小姐；你要不要信教
Callum avatar
By Callum
at 2016-08-17T19:28
a man have a pen
Doris avatar
By Doris
at 2016-08-17T22:03
i want to play a game
Skylar Davis avatar
By Skylar Davis
at 2016-08-18T00:37
兄弟,別跟他拚拳,切他中路
Belly avatar
By Belly
at 2016-08-18T03:11
fuck my ass!!
Andy avatar
By Andy
at 2016-08-18T05:46
I wanna fuck u like a dog pussy
Sierra Rose avatar
By Sierra Rose
at 2016-08-18T08:20
不 要 談 英 文
Jacob avatar
By Jacob
at 2016-08-18T10:54
你可以跟他聊微積分或工程數學，然後背個元素表，再用程
式語言問他要不要去你家看DVD
Frederic avatar
By Frederic
at 2016-08-18T13:29
你英文還真的不好（蓋章
Joe avatar
By Joe
at 2016-08-18T16:03
An? 沒想到西斯版也可以提供文法更正功能!!
Genevieve avatar
By Genevieve
at 2016-08-18T18:37
IKEA ikea ikea ikea ikea ikea
Anonymous avatar
By Anonymous
at 2016-08-18T21:12
MAY I INTO YOUR HOLE...
Sierra Rose avatar
By Sierra Rose
at 2016-08-18T23:46
A apple...你還是說中文好了
Zanna avatar
By Zanna
at 2016-08-19T02:20
you complete me 然後插入
Doris avatar
By Doris
at 2016-08-19T04:55
Suck my big balls you bitch!

吃睪丸有可能吸吃到射嗎？

Leila avatar
By Leila
at 2016-07-30T13:41
被吸的時候其實蠻舒服的 但吸睪丸的時間都沒很長過 就換下一步 忽然想 睪丸被吃到射的可能性 有人睪丸被吃很久過嗎？ 陳喬恩也愛吃睪丸呢 http://i.imgur.com/gtY8ZMz.jpg http://i.imgur.com/DK4Ln9T.jpg http://i.imgur.com/fJT93 ...

督給別人聽會特別神勇嗎?

Edith avatar
By Edith
at 2016-07-30T11:33
我其實滿好奇的，怎麼這麼多人喜歡督給別人聽阿? 一個好好的假日清晨，不好好睡覺， 一大早就在ㄚㄚㄚ...老公我還要。 督自己的馬子給人家聽，這樣是會比較猛? 還是馬子叫給人家聽會比較濕? 到底好處在哪阿，X! - ...

關於李X瑞的性能力

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By Xanthe
at 2016-07-30T09:39
他的性技巧真的不怎麼樣啊 就是急著要插 也沒什麼前戲，匆匆忙忙褲子脫了 就要幹妹 搞的好像老二有倒數計時器 不趕快進入陰道就會軟掉陽萎 凍桃沒有姿勢一大堆 逮到機會就要給人家女生口爆 平常又不務正業 從他身上看不見未來 像他這種男人、幹兩個妹都嫌太多。 - ...

還記得那年的曖昧!!

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By Connor
at 2016-07-30T07:46
還記得我們是怎麼相識的...... {你好}坐在旁邊的我生澀著跟你打了聲招呼， 就此展開了我們的緣分...... 那時我有女友，你有男友，我們僅維持著朋友 關係，互相聯繫關心著，但彼此無法控制著， 悄悄的燃起了好感，直到妳說要去北部工作， 我們也減少了聯繫，那時沒有多想太多，一切 隨緣，只覺得少 ...

看到洞就情慾大開　男性侵汽車排氣管

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By Ula
at 2016-07-30T07:36
看到洞就情慾大開　男性侵汽車排氣管 巴西有一名男子日前被人發現，在路邊性侵一輛汽車的排氣管 直到被路人吆喝，這名男子才停止動作、逃離現場。 據英國《鏡報》報導 一名路人日前經過此地，卻看到這名男子正對著汽車排氣管做出猥褻動作 立刻拿出手機進行拍攝，並相信被男子性侵的車子 應為歐寶汽車(Opel)的「 C ...