跟洋妞做要注意什麼才不喪權辱國? - 成人話題討論

By George
at 2014-12-08T18:30

Table of Contents

※ 引述《lovelyleejie ()》之銘言：
: 大家都知道白妞是世界上最完美的物種
光說出這句話出來你就可以打包回家洗洗睡了
你本身就把自身卑微於人的想法印在腦海裡你還想怎樣抬頭挺胸

: 小弟每天省吃簡用,除了簡訊費都斤斤計較,每天吃吐司渡日,終於讓我存到錢可以跟白妞爽一下了
花錢的？那你在意什麼？
每天接3~10個客人你幹的在怎麼賣力你覺得人家當一回事嗎？

: 對方175/52,比我高一點
身高不是重點相較於亞洲女生白種女生不在意另一半身高的比率相對較高
不過這體重在白人女生算是厭食症吧？

: 跟這樣的洋妞做要注意什麼?
: Q1.
: 要做哪些事前準備來讓自己不喪權辱國?
: 狂喝咖啡刺激自己全身跟喝牛奶分泌蛋白質是否會達到比較猛的狀態?
: 需要先打ㄧ槍以及做push up嗎?
不用準備平常心上陣就好準備太多你反而更緊張早洩或是軟屌
不過... 是你付錢給她還是她付錢給妳阿？？
"合理要求內" 她敢靠北什麼你作勢拿手機要打給雞頭她還不墊墊？

: Q2.
: 對方比我高點是否不適合玩火車便當?哪種體位好呢?
可以沒影響我有試過一兩次不過肌耐力不足加上也沒有很爽所以只有嘗試過
既然是第一次你就每個姿勢都試過一次不就好了

: Q3.
: 怎麼讓對方達到極度高潮?
: 希望可藉此換到下一砲免費
: 謝謝!
不可能

若你還沒去的話建議你屌毛先修一修不要雜亂
雖然出來賣的可能不敢靠北你
但是因為中西方審美觀以及衛生觀念不同
她可能不會幫你bj 或是只是含個幾下了事

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Tags: 體位

All Comments

By Yuri
at 2014-12-13T05:15

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By Lucy
at 2014-12-17T15:59

不好意思按錯= =

By Poppy
at 2014-12-22T02:43

...

By Zanna
at 2014-12-26T13:28

推平常心，你聽過瓦倫達效應嗎？

By Eden
at 2014-12-31T00:12

阿宅又在鍵盤出國了... 最好洋妞不在意身高啦..

By Hedy
at 2015-01-04T10:57

身高超重要的好嗎

By Hazel
at 2015-01-08T21:41

我原文是寫"相對"來說我在歐洲流浪好幾年婚後才回
台騙你這個我根本沒有好處

By Una
at 2015-01-13T08:26

原本不想按噓歐洲多年有照嗎？還是又是個鍵盤顧問

By Hardy
at 2015-01-17T19:10

你隨便發個一張跟洋妞合照我就信啦請樓下100推吃

By Elvira
at 2015-01-22T05:55

雞排在歐洲多年總該有個一兩張照片吧？呵呵

By Todd Johnson
at 2015-01-26T16:39

身高蠻重要的，身材也是，我認識能吃到洋妞的，基本上身高
都在175以上而且漢草都不錯，洋妞不太愛日系瘦皮猴

By Frederica
at 2015-01-31T03:24

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By Vanessa
at 2015-02-04T14:08

就說是鍵盤出國了現在還不回應該是中離了

By Mason
at 2015-02-09T00:53

我交往過洋妞普遍也都認為台灣人偏瘦小真不知道
你哪來的結論說洋妞不在意....

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at 2015-02-13T11:37

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at 2015-02-17T22:22

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By Audriana
at 2015-02-22T09:06

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at 2015-02-26T19:50

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at 2015-03-03T06:35

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at 2015-03-07T17:19

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at 2015-03-12T04:04

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at 2015-03-16T14:48

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at 2015-03-21T01:33

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at 2015-03-25T12:17

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at 2015-03-29T23:02

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at 2015-04-03T09:46

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at 2015-04-07T20:31

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at 2015-04-12T07:15

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at 2015-04-16T18:00

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at 2015-04-21T04:44

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at 2015-04-25T15:29

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at 2015-04-30T02:13

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at 2015-05-04T12:57

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at 2015-05-08T23:42

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By Queena
at 2015-05-13T10:26

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at 2015-05-17T21:11

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By Caitlin
at 2015-05-22T07:55

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at 2015-05-26T18:40

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at 2015-05-31T05:24

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at 2015-06-04T16:09

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at 2015-06-09T02:53

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at 2015-06-13T13:38

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at 2015-06-18T00:22

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at 2015-06-22T11:07

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at 2015-06-26T21:51

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at 2015-07-01T08:36

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at 2015-07-05T19:20

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at 2015-07-10T06:04

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at 2015-07-14T16:49

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at 2015-07-19T03:33

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at 2015-07-23T14:18

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at 2015-07-28T01:02

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at 2015-08-01T11:47

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at 2015-08-05T22:31

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at 2015-08-10T09:16

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at 2015-08-14T20:00

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at 2015-08-19T06:45

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at 2015-08-23T17:29

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at 2015-08-28T04:14

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at 2015-09-01T14:58

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at 2015-09-06T01:43

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at 2015-09-10T12:27

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at 2015-09-14T23:11

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at 2015-09-19T09:56

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at 2015-09-23T20:40

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at 2015-09-28T07:25

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at 2015-10-02T18:09

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at 2015-10-07T04:54

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at 2015-10-11T15:38

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at 2015-10-16T02:23

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at 2015-10-20T13:07

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at 2015-10-24T23:52

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at 2015-10-29T10:36

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at 2015-11-02T21:21

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at 2015-11-07T08:05

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at 2015-11-11T18:50

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at 2015-11-16T05:34

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at 2015-11-20T16:18

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at 2015-11-25T03:03

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at 2015-11-29T13:47

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at 2015-12-04T00:32

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at 2015-12-08T11:16

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at 2015-12-12T22:01

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at 2015-12-17T08:45

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at 2015-12-21T19:30

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at 2015-12-26T06:14

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at 2015-12-30T16:59

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at 2016-01-04T03:43

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at 2016-01-08T14:28

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at 2016-01-13T01:12

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at 2016-01-17T11:57

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at 2016-01-21T22:41

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at 2016-01-26T09:25

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at 2016-01-30T20:10

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at 2016-02-04T06:54

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at 2016-02-08T17:39

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at 2016-02-13T04:23

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at 2016-02-17T15:08

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at 2016-02-22T01:52

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at 2016-02-26T12:37

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at 2016-03-01T23:21

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at 2016-03-06T10:06

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at 2016-03-10T20:50

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at 2016-03-15T07:35

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at 2016-03-19T18:19

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at 2016-03-24T05:04

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at 2016-03-28T15:48

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at 2016-04-02T02:32

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at 2016-04-06T13:17

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at 2016-04-11T00:01

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at 2016-04-15T10:46

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at 2016-04-19T21:30

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at 2016-04-24T08:15

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at 2016-04-28T18:59

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at 2016-05-03T05:44

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at 2016-05-07T16:28

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at 2016-05-12T03:13

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at 2016-05-16T13:57

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at 2016-05-21T00:42

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By Dinah
at 2016-05-25T11:26

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at 2016-05-29T22:11

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at 2016-06-03T08:55

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at 2016-06-07T19:39

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at 2016-06-12T06:24

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at 2016-06-16T17:08

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at 2016-06-21T03:53

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at 2016-06-25T14:37

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at 2016-06-30T01:22

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at 2016-07-04T12:06

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at 2016-07-08T22:51

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at 2016-07-13T09:35

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at 2016-07-17T20:20

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at 2016-07-22T07:04

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at 2016-07-26T17:49

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at 2016-07-31T04:33

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at 2016-08-04T15:18

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at 2016-08-09T02:02

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By Jake
at 2016-08-13T12:46

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By Harry
at 2016-08-17T23:31

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By Zanna
at 2016-08-22T10:15

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By Adele
at 2016-08-26T21:00

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at 2016-08-31T07:44

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at 2016-09-04T18:29

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at 2016-09-09T05:13

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By Lydia
at 2016-09-13T15:58

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By Odelette
at 2016-09-18T02:42

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By Thomas
at 2016-09-22T13:27

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By Enid
at 2016-09-27T00:11

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By Lydia
at 2016-10-01T10:56

卡位

By Suhail Hany
at 2016-10-05T21:40

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By Suhail Hany
at 2016-10-10T08:25

聽說有雞排吃哦

By Susan
at 2016-10-14T19:09

只能推了

By Caroline
at 2016-10-19T05:53

還有雞排嗎我也要

By Suhail Hany
at 2016-10-23T16:38

By Kristin
at 2016-10-28T03:22

神打臉

By Delia
at 2016-11-01T14:07

那網友真嘴砲怎不敢面對我也要雞排啦

By Mary
at 2016-11-06T00:51

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By Gary
at 2016-11-10T11:36

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By Kama
at 2016-11-14T22:20

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at 2016-11-19T09:05

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at 2016-11-23T19:49

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By Oscar
at 2016-11-28T06:34

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By Cara
at 2016-12-02T17:18

卡位

By Hedda
at 2016-12-07T04:03

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By Blanche
at 2016-12-11T14:47

我有的吃嗎，沒跟到圖

By Regina
at 2016-12-16T01:32

雞排+1

By Ula
at 2016-12-20T12:16

zxcv11112222超好笑原PO跟外國老婆連孩子都有了
而且原PO老婆跟小孩都超漂亮

By Eartha
at 2016-12-24T23:00

卡位雞排

By Carol
at 2016-12-29T09:45

還有得吃嗎？

By Caitlin
at 2017-01-02T20:29

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By Bethany
at 2017-01-07T07:14

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at 2017-01-11T17:58

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at 2017-01-16T04:43

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at 2017-01-20T15:27

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at 2017-01-25T02:12

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at 2017-01-29T12:56

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By Oliver
at 2017-02-02T23:41

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By Regina
at 2017-02-07T10:25

嗆人的滾了喔....

By Odelette
at 2017-02-11T21:10

下次噓之前記得先google id...

By Brianna
at 2017-02-16T07:54

排隊掛號

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at 2017-02-20T18:39

卡位

By Necoo
at 2017-02-25T05:23

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By Jake
at 2017-03-01T16:07

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at 2017-03-06T02:52

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at 2017-03-10T13:36

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By Ivy
at 2017-03-15T00:21

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By Elvira
at 2017-03-19T11:05

可惡還有雞排嗎？ˊˋ

By Madame
at 2017-03-23T21:50

啊啊是不是沒了啊?

By Catherine
at 2017-03-28T08:34

我還有嗎？

By Eartha
at 2017-04-01T19:19

我也要雞排～

By Skylar Davis
at 2017-04-06T06:03

雞排+1

By Lauren
at 2017-04-10T16:48

雞排

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at 2017-04-15T03:32

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at 2017-04-19T14:17

雞排

By Kelly
at 2017-04-24T01:01

來

By Damian
at 2017-04-28T11:46

我不要雞排我要圖阿

By Mary
at 2017-05-02T22:30

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By Hardy
at 2017-05-07T09:14

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at 2017-05-11T19:59

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By Carolina Franco
at 2017-05-16T06:43

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By Aaliyah
at 2017-05-20T17:28

我還有的吃嗎？>“< 雞排~~

By Donna
at 2017-05-25T04:12

臉超他媽腫躲起來?

By Lucy
at 2017-05-29T14:57

卡

By Jessica
at 2017-06-03T01:41

我願意放棄雞排看圖可以嗎

By Odelette
at 2017-06-07T12:26

雞排++

By Tristan Cohan
at 2017-06-11T23:10

還有雞排嗎

By Margaret
at 2017-06-16T09:55

雞排+1 不要躲喔

By Franklin
at 2017-06-20T20:39

吃雞排++

By Gary
at 2017-06-25T07:24

卡位吃雞排

By Jessica
at 2017-06-29T18:08

原po年紀明明就...

By Ophelia
at 2017-07-04T04:53

zxcv11112222中離了噢^^？

By Dinah
at 2017-07-08T15:37

卡位等吃

By Candice
at 2017-07-13T02:21

一拳ko

By Hazel
at 2017-07-17T13:06

有G排！！！

By Mia
at 2017-07-21T23:50

雞排

By Oliver
at 2017-07-26T10:35

卡位吃雞排～～

By Aaliyah
at 2017-07-30T21:19

求圖免雞排

By Andrew
at 2017-08-04T08:04

我要吃雞雞 .......雞排

By Lucy
at 2017-08-08T18:48

雞排～

By Skylar Davis
at 2017-08-13T05:33

雞排

By Adele
at 2017-08-17T16:17

說好的雞排呢

By Annie
at 2017-08-22T03:02

麻煩要辣不要切

By Cara
at 2017-08-26T13:46

要雞排

By Ina
at 2017-08-31T00:31

雞排!!!

By Anonymous
at 2017-09-04T11:15

不切謝謝

By Tom
at 2017-09-08T22:00

機排+1

By Noah
at 2017-09-13T08:44

不知道還有沒有雞排吃

By Genevieve
at 2017-09-17T19:28

沒有看到圖怒！

By Catherine
at 2017-09-22T06:13

是還有沒有雞排

By Bethany
at 2017-09-26T16:57

雞排雞排

By Jake
at 2017-10-01T03:42

雞排加一

By Brianna
at 2017-10-05T14:26

臉好腫

By Hedda
at 2017-10-10T01:11

雞排+1 zxcv11112222快出來面對啊,酸人的時候倒是很快

By Blanche
at 2017-10-14T11:55

By Emma
at 2017-10-18T22:40

聞到雞排的味道！！

By Freda
at 2017-10-23T09:24

和和氣氣的 ~ 不愧是有情有義的西斯人

By Oscar
at 2017-10-27T20:09

By Joseph
at 2017-11-01T06:53

大大op

By Lydia
at 2017-11-05T17:38

推原PO Z開頭的那位張先生是不是該出來道歉了？

By Jacky
at 2017-11-10T04:22

原po和老婆都是正妹無誤

By Kyle
at 2017-11-14T15:07

z某人你自己才是鍵盤交洋妞

By James
at 2017-11-19T01:51

排隊等機牌有人中離了嗎

By Sarah
at 2017-11-23T12:35

雞排

By Noah
at 2017-11-27T23:20

雞排呢?

By Necoo
at 2017-12-02T10:04

雞排+1

By Odelette
at 2017-12-06T20:49

謝謝

By Jacky
at 2017-12-11T07:33

雞排

By Iris
at 2017-12-15T18:18

奇怪怎麼不是100噓請雞排騙推??

By Charlotte
at 2017-12-20T05:02

補噓

By Caitlin
at 2017-12-24T15:47

zxcv出來阿阿不是鍵盤顧問???

By Megan
at 2017-12-29T02:31

雞排大

By Vanessa
at 2018-01-02T13:16

誰跟你說白人不在意身高比率較高的，不懂就不要裝懂

By Jack
at 2018-01-07T00:00

雞排謝謝~~

By James
at 2018-01-11T10:45

雞排謝謝

By Poppy
at 2018-01-15T21:29

雞排++

By Jessica
at 2018-01-20T08:14

我想吃雞排!

By Audriana
at 2018-01-24T18:58

所以嗆別人鍵盤出國的鍵盤戰士是要請鍵盤雞排了嗎

By Audriana
at 2018-01-29T05:42

我的雞排～

By Isabella
at 2018-02-02T16:27

雞排雞排

By Hamiltion
at 2018-02-07T03:11

雞排++

By Vanessa
at 2018-02-11T13:56

幹沒跟到圖啦

By Selena
at 2018-02-16T00:40

我的雞排咧？

By Sandy
at 2018-02-20T11:25

沒跟到圖但女友跟太太一定都不正XD

By Ina
at 2018-02-24T22:09

連165都不到是能把到多正的...

By Rachel
at 2018-03-01T08:54

樓上崩潰的太嚴重了吧XDDD

By James
at 2018-03-05T19:38

想吃

By Dinah
at 2018-03-10T06:23

吃雞排！

By Aaliyah
at 2018-03-14T17:07

坐等ZXCV發文

By Doris
at 2018-03-19T03:52

亂嗆結果被打臉打到頭都飛了，像個男人出來面對啊!

By Olga
at 2018-03-23T14:36

雞排咧~

By Valerie
at 2018-03-28T01:21

卡位領雞排

By Edith
at 2018-04-01T12:05

打臉也手下留情嘛，這麼不給面子啊

By Valerie
at 2018-04-05T22:49

那個要請雞排的快出來啊!

By Isla
at 2018-04-10T09:34

卡餵雞排!!!!!!

By Isla
at 2018-04-14T20:18

Zxc快出來發雞排

By Doris
at 2018-04-19T07:03

就明顯只敢酸的鄉民阿哭哭被嗆歪

By Valerie
at 2018-04-23T17:47

誰管你雞不雞排沒跟到圖啦！

By Jacob
at 2018-04-28T04:32

沒跟到圖QQ

By Barb Cronin
at 2018-05-02T15:16

坐等雞排

By Thomas
at 2018-05-07T02:01

沒那財力發雞排就別只想著嘴泡好嗎秤秤自己幾兩重

By Emily
at 2018-05-11T12:45

雞排我來了

By Xanthe
at 2018-05-15T23:30

坐等鍵盤雞排

By Jessica
at 2018-05-20T10:14

雞排呢

By Ingrid
at 2018-05-24T20:59

zxcv11112222 我要雞排出來面對!!!!!!!

By Xanthe
at 2018-05-29T07:43

我有雞排吃嗎

By Bennie
at 2018-06-02T18:28

雞排+1

By Queena
at 2018-06-07T05:12

那倒是，不然一條皺巴巴黑香腸一叢臭黑毛，哪個洋妞敢去含它

By Ophelia
at 2018-06-11T15:56

雞排是你？

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