跟洋妞做要注意什麼才不喪權辱國? - 成人話題討論

By Sarah
at 2014-12-08T11:02

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大家都知道白妞是世界上最完美的物種,小弟每天省吃簡用,除了簡訊費都斤斤計較,每天吃吐司渡日,終於讓我存到錢可以跟白妞爽一下了

對方175/52,比我高一點
跟這樣的洋妞做要注意什麼?

Q1.
要做哪些事前準備來讓自己不喪權辱國?
狂喝咖啡刺激自己全身跟喝牛奶分泌蛋白質是否會達到比較猛的狀態?
需要先打ㄧ槍以及做push up嗎?

Q2.
對方比我高點是否不適合玩火車便當?哪種體位好呢?

Q3.
怎麼讓對方達到極度高潮?
希望可藉此換到下一砲免費

謝謝!

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By Carolina Franco
at 2014-12-08T23:56

把錢給我、讓我為國爭光

By Lucy
at 2014-12-09T12:50

先簽本票給他他馬上高潮

By Daph Bay
at 2014-12-10T01:44

我來~做出口碑後再讓你假裝是我這樣就可以下一泡免費了

By Audriana
at 2014-12-10T14:39

披國旗上陣

By Olga
at 2014-12-11T03:33

這種事是天生的勉強不來的小弟在經歷洋妞之前

By Thomas
at 2014-12-11T16:27

以為自己打遍天下無敵手但經歷洋妞時才驚覺自己是
井底之蛙竹竿喇古井其來有自如果不是天賦異稟

By Wallis
at 2014-12-12T05:21

擁有像手肘一樣粗的實力那除非是洋妞天賦異稟
不然下場只有冏而已

By Poppy
at 2014-12-12T18:15

你不用鍛鍊了，洋屌都比你兩倍大，塞進去搞不好你還以為
戳到該逼

By Steve
at 2014-12-13T07:09

活了30幾年一生中也只有兩個朋友有益於亞洲人種的神器
大概手肘的那種直徑吧有辦法達到這水準的話

By Agatha
at 2014-12-13T20:03

才有資格說不喪權辱國

By Mason
at 2014-12-14T08:57

放尿道就有60分了(誠懇

By Yuri
at 2014-12-14T21:51

再粗不夠長也沒用歪國人陰道比較長

By Barb Cronin
at 2014-12-15T10:45

不粗可以調角度換姿勢不長=沒救

By Jacob
at 2014-12-15T23:39

帶滅火器去

By Sierra Rose
at 2014-12-16T12:33

好棒，羨慕一下你

By Quanna
at 2014-12-17T01:27

穿國旗內褲邊插邊教她講我們歹丸不是東亞病夫

By Hazel
at 2014-12-17T14:21

直接用拳頭(對手如非戰鬥民族

By Cara
at 2014-12-18T03:15

基本上，跟洋妞做就已經是喪權辱國了~

By Daniel
at 2014-12-18T16:10

精忠報國刺完再上！

By Damian
at 2014-12-19T05:04

拿冬瓜代打bj4

By Jacky
at 2014-12-19T17:58

當然是先自排一下啊

By Anonymous
at 2014-12-20T06:52

以前西斯版不是有一個娶俄羅斯正妹的?有教髒話影片的

By Ula
at 2014-12-20T19:46

裝假屌先

By Faithe
at 2014-12-21T08:40

沒關係！專業洋妞一樣會oh~ya oh~ya come on

By John
at 2014-12-21T21:34

山苦瓜囉包他唉爸叫母的

By Olive
at 2014-12-22T10:28

天靈靈，地靈靈

By Skylar Davis
at 2014-12-22T23:22

推竹竿喇古井XDD

By Joe
at 2014-12-23T12:16

最完美物種這什麼貶低自己的說法

By Zanna
at 2014-12-24T01:10

幹洋妞台灣之光哈洋屌ㄈㄈ尺

By Rachel
at 2014-12-24T14:04

不戴套中出他!

By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2014-12-25T02:58

幹嘛貶低自己，自己都作賤自己不要逼我說是“和番”

By Gilbert
at 2014-12-25T15:52

套套要戴五層，變紫色就能上場了。提供給你參考

By Kyle
at 2014-12-26T04:46

練你的手指吧

By Caitlin
at 2014-12-26T17:41

台女不好嗎? 哈洋包

By Callum
at 2014-12-27T06:35

來啦我菁英幫你代打

By Noah
at 2014-12-27T19:29

讓專業的來

By Caitlin
at 2014-12-28T08:23

跟他介紹素肚

By Eartha
at 2014-12-28T21:17

完事後在洋妞屁股插上國旗

By Olive
at 2014-12-29T10:11

小心ADSL

By Eartha
at 2014-12-29T23:05

你這ㄈㄈ尺

By Leila
at 2014-12-30T11:59

把錢繼續存下去才是最正解

By Hamiltion
at 2014-12-31T00:53

召喚小商人

By Hedwig
at 2014-12-31T13:47

山苦瓜wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

By Delia
at 2015-01-01T02:41

在你說出白妞是最完美物種的時候已經喪權辱國了，知道嗎
小屌魯蛇

By Olga
at 2015-01-01T15:35

噓吃洋妹

By Madame
at 2015-01-02T04:29

圖?

By James
at 2015-01-02T17:23

對你小弟大喊TIDA

By Wallis
at 2015-01-03T06:17

戳她鼻孔

By Oscar
at 2015-01-03T19:12

邊做邊唱中華民國頌就好啦

By Regina
at 2015-01-04T08:06

175/52，不能火車便當就算失敗了。

By Frederica
at 2015-01-04T21:00

身披國旗邊做邊唱國歌

By Aaliyah
at 2015-01-05T09:54

廢話一堆,你只有30分鐘!

By Anonymous
at 2015-01-05T22:48

不過比你略高真的蠻慘的 175比我矮了30公分啊

By Olga
at 2015-01-06T11:42

175還比你高一點...別向上挑戰了

By Susan
at 2015-01-07T00:36

拿國旗插她

By Dinah
at 2015-01-07T13:30

別說你是台灣人就好

By Edith
at 2015-01-08T02:24

redrainze 挖靠對噢插的太丟臉就說自己是26

By Susan
at 2015-01-08T15:18

我不知道最完美物種，我知道最自卑的人

By Jacob
at 2015-01-09T04:12

哈

By Joseph
at 2015-01-09T17:06

可以介紹給我嗎?

By Isla
at 2015-01-10T06:00

幹洋妞還要花錢太遜惹

By Jessica
at 2015-01-10T18:54

批五星旗就不會侮辱了

By Jacky
at 2015-01-11T07:48

什麼喪權辱國，詞不是這樣用的，技職滑稽。

By Margaret
at 2015-01-11T20:43

伏地挺身就直接打中文，這樣穿插一個push up也很滑稽。

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