請問女友幫狗打手槍..生氣是正常還是幼 … - 成人話題討論

Christine avatar
By Christine
at 2011-08-22T11:19

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※ 引述《rabbit2233 (鐵拳無敵孫中山..)》之銘言:
: 就..因為女友沒兩天就會幫家裡的狗打手槍..
: 自己看了還滿不爽的..
: 但..女友就會說..幹嘛跟狗計較..說我幼稚愛生氣..
: 請問各位板眾..
: 要是你..你會生氣嗎..
: 還是真的是我太過於幼稚愛跟狗計較!!??
: 感謝各位的回答解惑~!


作者: apions (我的寶貝是阿君君^^) 看板: Hate
標題: 【大怒】妳這個女的真的是賤到無可救藥了!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
時間: Thu Jan 13 16:27:35 2005

《開幹詩.並序》

我真的沒有看過像妳這麼不要臉的賤女人!!!我同學對妳是百般喝護、每天開車

載妳去貓空茶葉大學上課,妳的生活費、書籍費、學費、房租、妳的薪水、妳弟的

薪水、貓狗的薪水、巴西烏龜當弄臣娛樂妳的工資、有生命的、無生命的……哪一

樣不是他完全幫妳付的?平常不給他面子在他朋友或別人面前對他大呼小叫就算了,

居然背對著他和別的男生搞曖昧。搞曖昧也就算了,還蠢到偷吃不會擦嘴!!讓我同

學幫妳整理房間時發現浴室垃圾桶內居然有用過的保險套!天才如妳般居然還編

出這種joke版一輩子都看不到的超級大笑話:「啊…就…就多多因為發情會去騎咪咪

嘛,所…所以我就帶套子幫多多打出來啊!」靠杯咧!!!最好是一隻狗需要用到六、七

個保險套啦!妳當牠是孟波上身喔?我同學也真是白痴,這種鬼話也會相信。後來相

安無事一個月之後,有一天突然要和我同學分手!只因為她認識了一個開「免魯320」

的小開。然後就腿開開地投向別人的懷抱!很現實嘛……把我同學當免洗筷用完拍拍

屁股就走了。你們以為這樣事情就結束了?錯!!!真要這樣的話我標題也不用打這麼多

驚嘆號了。

我同學分手後每天以淚洗面,連公司都不想去了。他爸問他,他什麼都不說!最後

他爸打電話問我到底是怎麼一回事,我才告訴他這件事情。他爸知道他兒子對家人自尊

心很強,所以要我好好的安慰安慰他。後來我想忘記一個人最好的辦法就是投入下一段

戀情。所以我就找我女朋友請她介紹幾個女孩子給他,約好六個人開車出去墾丁玩。玩

回來時我們把出去玩的照片放在網路上,剛好被她女朋友看到,發現我們一行人開出去

的車是「免魯休旅車」!對了,忘了告訴各位,我同學他家是開貿易公司的。他爸只有

他一個孩子,他平常開的車是一台破破爛爛的喜美小車。據他的說法是因為那台休旅車

太大也太吃油,加上他為人真的很低調,所以大學同學知道他是小開的也只有我們幾個

朋友而已,連她女朋友都不知道他這麼有錢,只以為他是個普通的小上班族。結果她女

朋友就把那個小開甩了,苦苦哀求回到他身邊。我這個重感情的同學就很沒用地答應了

她,從此展開被她狂A錢的無間地獄……

================================== 開幹詩 ====================================

江家破麻初長成,吾友衰小網路認。誤入賊網三四年,徒負堂堂六尺身。

為伊把屎又把尿,還把房子租二層。貓狗龜魚加弟弟,人畜八口一家親。

弟弟無業不上進,每天帶妹破人處。滿地都是她弟精,可憐同學要整理。

姊姊破麻不輸弟,線上砲友三兩群。呆呆同學矇鼓裡,學費房租他繳清。

帶人回屋戰天地,桶內充滿戰利品。狗狗用套他也信,諸君試問有此理?

眼光勢利無人比,馬上忘卻舊日情。小開開車來接伊,伊便開開兩腿去。

同學既驚復又急,只因愛她比誰深。為伊消得人憔悴,78驟降剩57。

  伯父要我多關心,畢竟骨肉難割捨。經日覆思終決定,介紹一段新戀情。

  果然好車會加分,把妹用它就無敵!每天電話都拎拎,一天七通不算勤。

  破麻上網知此事,後悔放過金龜婿。苦苦哀求縱淚涕,真想給她巴下去!

  混蛋呆呆我同學,居然給她答應去。不計前嫌兼綠帽,重新被當提款機。

  不但被當提款機,還辦一張白金卡。此女也是真強者,毫不手軟刷刷刷。

  左拔背裡右哭擠,頭上還戴普啦達。一天能買幾十萬,滿滿一屋堆新家。

同學存款百萬幾,再看變成十萬七。衣帶漸寬終不悔,為伊刷得錢憔悴。

破麻惡性每不改,在外仍然搞多p。只因同學撩落去,總是直說沒關係。

  勸君莫惜敗金女,勸君惜取少年時。帳單長過萬里城,綠帽高過大廚師。

  貌美女子天下是,何必惜取破麻身。每次被甩找喝酒,總是我兩爆肝時!


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All Comments

Bethany avatar
By Bethany
at 2011-08-26T20:24
4F說要幫5F打手槍外加毒龍鑽
Hedwig avatar
By Hedwig
at 2011-08-31T05:28
Poppy avatar
By Poppy
at 2011-09-04T14:33
有掛 蓋!
Olga avatar
By Olga
at 2011-09-08T23:38
Linda avatar
By Linda
at 2011-09-13T08:43
4F話剛說完,就被1F搶去做
Olivia avatar
By Olivia
at 2011-09-17T17:47
幹 看似歡樂的文章的背後 原來是無止盡的哀傷.....
Isabella avatar
By Isabella
at 2011-09-22T02:52
有掛的詳細希望啊!
Wallis avatar
By Wallis
at 2011-09-26T11:57
蠢蛋無藥醫阿
Liam avatar
By Liam
at 2011-09-30T21:01
好濕!好濕!
Frederica avatar
By Frederica
at 2011-10-05T06:06
哀傷
Charlie avatar
By Charlie
at 2011-10-09T15:11
好詩!好詩!
Dinah avatar
By Dinah
at 2011-10-14T00:16
厲害厲害...
Isla avatar
By Isla
at 2011-10-18T09:20
不能不推
Thomas avatar
By Thomas
at 2011-10-22T18:25
~
Oliver avatar
By Oliver
at 2011-10-27T03:30
有種熟悉的感覺…
Lily avatar
By Lily
at 2011-10-31T12:34
怪誰呢..就現實層面來講他也是另一種火山孝子
Dora avatar
By Dora
at 2011-11-04T21:39
一個願打 一個願挨 沒啥好怨的~
Tracy avatar
By Tracy
at 2011-11-09T06:44
BITCH
Thomas avatar
By Thomas
at 2011-11-13T15:49
怪誰
Caroline avatar
By Caroline
at 2011-11-18T00:53
好詩好詩~只能推了,故事主角真的是另類的火山孝子啊 (嘆
Thomas avatar
By Thomas
at 2011-11-22T09:58
唉!!!!!!! 你同學不能找別人嗎 一定要她喔
Jessica avatar
By Jessica
at 2011-11-26T19:03
這個hate文章跟女友幫狗打手槍有什麼關係?
Enid avatar
By Enid
at 2011-12-01T04:07
Kumar avatar
By Kumar
at 2011-12-05T13:12
好濕好詩
Erin avatar
By Erin
at 2011-12-09T22:17
紅的明顯 所以這跟原PO有啥關西
Una avatar
By Una
at 2011-12-14T07:22
...
Frederic avatar
By Frederic
at 2011-12-18T16:26
絕阿 原po從小到大的的 國文老師都在背後為你喝采XD~
學以致用 好清流阿~
Rachel avatar
By Rachel
at 2011-12-23T01:31
回eva,hate文章裡的女的也說幫狗打手槍,相關性很大啊
John avatar
By John
at 2011-12-27T10:36
推好詩!!!
Bennie avatar
By Bennie
at 2011-12-31T19:40
學以致用~~~讚
Emma avatar
By Emma
at 2012-01-05T04:45
好詩...
Thomas avatar
By Thomas
at 2012-01-09T13:50
厲害
Caitlin avatar
By Caitlin
at 2012-01-13T22:55
好文
Olga avatar
By Olga
at 2012-01-18T07:59
好詩好詩 給推 機掰破麻女
Emma avatar
By Emma
at 2012-01-22T17:04
原po應該是有看到吧 這個是拿幫狗打槍當藉口耶...
不一樣吧...
Catherine avatar
By Catherine
at 2012-01-27T02:09
好詩好濕
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By Callum
at 2012-01-31T11:13
XDDDD
Erin avatar
By Erin
at 2012-02-04T20:18
好詩好濕
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By Lydia
at 2012-02-09T05:23
威猛
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By Quintina
at 2012-02-13T14:28
好詩好濕!
David avatar
By David
at 2012-02-17T23:32
好詩
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By Ingrid
at 2012-02-22T08:37
好濕好濕
Adele avatar
By Adele
at 2012-02-26T17:42
好詩阿!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Megan avatar
By Megan
at 2012-03-02T02:46
好詩好詩~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Una avatar
By Una
at 2012-03-06T11:51
好溼好溼
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By Puput
at 2012-03-10T20:56
好濕好濕
Hardy avatar
By Hardy
at 2012-03-15T06:01
幹~~~~~好濕
Eden avatar
By Eden
at 2012-03-19T15:05
果然是個有錢就腿開的賤PU
Regina avatar
By Regina
at 2012-03-24T00:10
好詩好詩
Jack avatar
By Jack
at 2012-03-28T09:15
好濕
Rae avatar
By Rae
at 2012-04-01T18:20
不得不推
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By Tristan Cohan
at 2012-04-06T03:24
Rosalind avatar
By Rosalind
at 2012-04-10T12:29
好濕 好濕
Tristan Cohan avatar
By Tristan Cohan
at 2012-04-14T21:34
果然是 喪歐孚必取
Dinah avatar
By Dinah
at 2012-04-19T06:38
T-T
Quintina avatar
By Quintina
at 2012-04-23T15:43
真是好文采
Olivia avatar
By Olivia
at 2012-04-28T00:48
橫批:破麻到頭仍是馬
Anonymous avatar
By Anonymous
at 2012-05-02T09:53
..............................................
Thomas avatar
By Thomas
at 2012-05-06T18:57
好濕啊
Edith avatar
By Edith
at 2012-05-11T04:02
好詩好詩
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By Olga
at 2012-05-15T13:07
真是好濕好濕!
Mia avatar
By Mia
at 2012-05-19T22:11
好施!!!
Linda avatar
By Linda
at 2012-05-24T07:16
身邊很多正妹都這樣耶....不意外
James avatar
By James
at 2012-05-28T16:21
寫的太棒了~~~~~~~~~``
Sandy avatar
By Sandy
at 2012-06-02T01:26
你情我願,男痴女賤,閒話少說,互不相欠
John avatar
By John
at 2012-06-06T10:30
好濕好濕...
Andrew avatar
By Andrew
at 2012-06-10T19:35
寫的真不錯~只可惜原文hate很快就被洗掉了~
Belly avatar
By Belly
at 2012-06-15T04:40
好濕
Dinah avatar
By Dinah
at 2012-06-19T13:44
好詩
借轉fb
Emily avatar
By Emily
at 2012-06-23T22:49
沒網址耶
Ethan avatar
By Ethan
at 2012-06-28T07:54
屌阿!
Franklin avatar
By Franklin
at 2012-07-02T16:59
黑特以前好文真的很多
Megan avatar
By Megan
at 2012-07-07T02:03
我就認識一個真破麻,而且罵他破麻都不會生氣,操
Victoria avatar
By Victoria
at 2012-07-11T11:08
淚推
Oscar avatar
By Oscar
at 2012-07-15T20:13
真有才。
Xanthe avatar
By Xanthe
at 2012-07-20T05:17
一個願打一個願唉
Rosalind avatar
By Rosalind
at 2012-07-24T14:22
真的是好濕好詩!
Joe avatar
By Joe
at 2012-07-28T23:27
好濕好濕
Emily avatar
By Emily
at 2012-08-02T08:32
破麻當女友 真傻
Sierra Rose avatar
By Sierra Rose
at 2012-08-06T17:36
好詩啊!!!
Sierra Rose avatar
By Sierra Rose
at 2012-08-11T02:41
真強!
Brianna avatar
By Brianna
at 2012-08-15T11:46
好濕 好濕
Regina avatar
By Regina
at 2012-08-19T20:50
拜金女GODIE~
Noah avatar
By Noah
at 2012-08-24T05:55
必推
Freda avatar
By Freda
at 2012-08-28T15:00
PUMA太文雅不適合,台語破麻叫下去!幹她馬的肏!
Kyle avatar
By Kyle
at 2012-09-02T00:05
好施 好濕
Liam avatar
By Liam
at 2012-09-06T09:09
太強了,好濕啊~ 可惜沒網址可以轉貼@@ 不然太讚了
Tracy avatar
By Tracy
at 2012-09-10T18:14
只能給推了
Elma avatar
By Elma
at 2012-09-15T03:19
好濕 好濕
Lucy avatar
By Lucy
at 2012-09-19T12:23
推推
Dorothy avatar
By Dorothy
at 2012-09-23T21:28
超強!
Annie avatar
By Annie
at 2012-09-28T06:33
你為什麼不救你朋友....
Zenobia avatar
By Zenobia
at 2012-10-02T15:38
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Sarah avatar
By Sarah
at 2012-10-07T00:42
樓樓上有什麼好噓的,這篇只是轉文,又不是原po文者qq
Caitlin avatar
By Caitlin
at 2012-10-11T09:47
就是有人會亂噓,補推
Yuri avatar
By Yuri
at 2012-10-15T18:52
好師 死pu
Ingrid avatar
By Ingrid
at 2012-10-20T03:56
好詩好詩
Andy avatar
By Andy
at 2012-10-24T13:01
那女的就貝戈戈、男的口木的可以!
Poppy avatar
By Poppy
at 2012-10-28T22:06
XDDD
Iris avatar
By Iris
at 2012-11-02T07:11
唉~就是有人呆,才會有人騙。
Isabella avatar
By Isabella
at 2012-11-06T16:15
推 好詩好溼
Ivy avatar
By Ivy
at 2012-11-11T01:20
pupu終究是pupu~好詩好詩
Poppy avatar
By Poppy
at 2012-11-15T10:25
好詩,不推嗎?
Candice avatar
By Candice
at 2012-11-19T19:29
那女的包魚應該很鬆弛
Andy avatar
By Andy
at 2012-11-24T04:34
Olga avatar
By Olga
at 2012-12-02T22:44
好濕好濕~ xx~果然無可改阿~
Mason avatar
By Mason
at 2012-12-07T07:48
網路看看笑笑就好
Charlotte avatar
By Charlotte
at 2012-12-11T16:53
真強者.....
Franklin avatar
By Franklin
at 2012-12-16T01:58
Vanessa avatar
By Vanessa
at 2012-12-20T11:03
這.......唉!! 好詩好詩
Anthony avatar
By Anthony
at 2012-12-24T20:07
..........
Quanna avatar
By Quanna
at 2012-12-29T05:12
Freda avatar
By Freda
at 2013-01-02T14:17
垃圾女
Dinah avatar
By Dinah
at 2013-01-06T23:21
這 必推阿
Belly avatar
By Belly
at 2013-01-11T08:26
太有文才了
Dora avatar
By Dora
at 2013-01-15T17:31
唉 幹
Belly avatar
By Belly
at 2013-01-20T02:36
幹他媽垃圾 臭屄 這不推不行
Hedwig avatar
By Hedwig
at 2013-01-24T11:40
好濕...............
Necoo avatar
By Necoo
at 2013-01-28T20:45
好詩 好詩
Queena avatar
By Queena
at 2013-02-02T05:50
濕˙阿
Linda avatar
By Linda
at 2013-02-06T14:54
好濕
Elvira avatar
By Elvira
at 2013-02-10T23:59
好 濕
Ingrid avatar
By Ingrid
at 2013-02-15T09:04
PUSH
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By Tristan Cohan
at 2013-02-19T18:09
好濕不推嗎!
Kristin avatar
By Kristin
at 2013-02-24T03:13
貓空茶葉大學是哪間啊? 政大?
Bethany avatar
By Bethany
at 2013-02-28T12:18
好詩 好濕
Gilbert avatar
By Gilbert
at 2013-03-04T21:23
好濕!好濕!
Annie avatar
By Annie
at 2013-03-09T06:27
好詩好濕
Mary avatar
By Mary
at 2013-03-13T15:32
真是令人拜服拜服~~
Linda avatar
By Linda
at 2013-03-18T00:37
好溼 不禁汗涔涔 淚潸潸
Ida avatar
By Ida
at 2013-03-22T09:42
國文造詣太好了 噓的人看不懂是吧
Hedda avatar
By Hedda
at 2013-03-26T18:46
改成"綠帽高過壹零壹"好像比較好
Oscar avatar
By Oscar
at 2013-03-31T03:51
9527
Quanna avatar
By Quanna
at 2013-04-04T12:56
好詩好濕
Daph Bay avatar
By Daph Bay
at 2013-04-08T22:00
這真的太有才了ww
Ophelia avatar
By Ophelia
at 2013-04-13T07:05
好濕!!!!
Blanche avatar
By Blanche
at 2013-04-17T16:10
轉載的有啥好M 又不是自己寫的
Puput avatar
By Puput
at 2013-04-22T01:15
推 好濕啊!!!
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By Queena
at 2013-04-26T10:19
好濕好濕
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By Agnes
at 2013-04-30T19:24
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By Ivy
at 2013-05-05T04:29
好濕
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By Hamiltion
at 2013-05-09T13:33
好濕
Jack avatar
By Jack
at 2013-05-13T22:38
文才不錯
Kelly avatar
By Kelly
at 2013-05-18T07:43
好濕好濕好濕
Edwina avatar
By Edwina
at 2013-05-22T16:48
淋濕泣涕 不知所云
Anthony avatar
By Anthony
at 2013-05-27T01:52
幹 不得不說一聲好
Charlie avatar
By Charlie
at 2013-05-31T10:57
好濕...
Blanche avatar
By Blanche
at 2013-06-04T20:02
看來不買台BMW不行~~~
Frederic avatar
By Frederic
at 2013-06-09T05:06
好詩
Charlie avatar
By Charlie
at 2013-06-13T14:11
對穿腸阿~
Vanessa avatar
By Vanessa
at 2013-06-17T23:16
好工整阿!!
Zanna avatar
By Zanna
at 2013-06-22T08:21
推 ferogamo:看來不買台BMW不行~~~
Bethany avatar
By Bethany
at 2013-06-26T17:25
參謀將軍降臨阿
Megan avatar
By Megan
at 2013-07-01T02:30
.....
Dorothy avatar
By Dorothy
at 2013-07-05T11:35
好濕阿...
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By Barb Cronin
at 2013-07-09T20:39
免魯不帥 要美英伊老母才帥! 320跟X5都帥
Puput avatar
By Puput
at 2013-07-14T05:44
綠帽高過大廚師~~~
Sarah avatar
By Sarah
at 2013-07-18T14:49
好詩好詩
Ingrid avatar
By Ingrid
at 2013-07-22T23:54
好詩
Frederica avatar
By Frederica
at 2013-07-27T08:58
幹 我也在浴室垃圾桶發現用過的保險套 幹...
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By Sierra Rose
at 2013-07-31T18:03
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By Mia
at 2013-08-05T03:08
你應該揍你朋友讓他醒
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By Elma
at 2013-08-09T12:12
好溼好溼
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By Mary
at 2013-08-13T21:17
好濕濕濕濕
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By Joe
at 2013-08-18T06:22
好濕好濕!!!!值得流傳千古告誡後人!
Elma avatar
By Elma
at 2013-08-22T15:27
好濕好濕
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By Dinah
at 2013-08-27T00:31
好懷念以前的 Hate
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By Barb Cronin
at 2013-08-31T09:36
推!! 但我想罵聲幹臭破麻
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By Yuri
at 2013-09-04T18:41
強!!
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By Donna
at 2013-09-09T03:46
男生自找的,不值得同情。不過的確是好詩
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By Kyle
at 2013-09-13T12:50
好詩好濕
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By Tracy
at 2013-09-17T21:55
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By Kumar
at 2013-09-22T07:00
好濕好詩 才氣都漫出來了
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By Olivia
at 2013-09-26T16:04
讚~~
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By Zenobia
at 2013-10-01T01:09
好濕好濕
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By Barb Cronin
at 2013-10-05T10:14
好濕好濕~~”綠帽高過大廚師”這句好阿~~
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By Elizabeth
at 2013-10-09T19:19
幹 這文筆太好了!! 推
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By Queena
at 2013-10-14T04:23
唉 好慘
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By Elvira
at 2013-10-18T13:28
好濕 好濕 念你是一代大濕 我給他推下去了!!!
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By Sierra Rose
at 2013-10-22T22:33
好濕 好濕
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By Madame
at 2013-10-27T07:37
威哥!
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By Elvira
at 2013-10-31T16:42
我覺得有點假耶, 交往三四年了, 女生不知道男生的家境?
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By Steve
at 2013-11-05T01:47
好詩!!!
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By Isabella
at 2013-11-09T10:52
流傳後世 告誡於人 誡之戒之!!
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By Mason
at 2013-11-13T19:56
你先揍醒你朋友吧!
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By Thomas
at 2013-11-18T05:01
朝聖阿!! 桑娥扶碧曲,秀蜜幽而厚。 好濕、好濕。
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By Candice
at 2013-11-22T14:06
不推不行!
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By Dinah
at 2013-11-26T23:10
太屌了 好濕好濕
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By Isla
at 2013-12-01T08:15
朝聖
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By Valerie
at 2013-12-05T17:20
好濕好詩!!
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By Bennie
at 2013-12-10T02:25
好可憐...這種女朋友不要也罷= =
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By Victoria
at 2013-12-14T11:29
好濕
Harry avatar
By Harry
at 2013-12-18T20:34
神手
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By Callum
at 2013-12-23T05:39
現代淫濕人
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By Queena
at 2013-12-27T14:43
厲害
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By Delia
at 2013-12-31T23:48
幹....破麻..
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By Lucy
at 2014-01-05T08:53
不能不推
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By Lucy
at 2014-01-09T17:58
好詩好濕
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By Bennie
at 2014-01-14T03:02
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By Edward Lewis
at 2014-01-18T12:07
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By Tristan Cohan
at 2014-01-22T21:12
好溼好溼...
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By Poppy
at 2014-01-27T06:16
好詩 好詩
Noah avatar
By Noah
at 2014-01-31T15:21
一定要朝聖的啦 !!
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By Sierra Rose
at 2014-02-05T00:26
朝聖!讚
Rebecca avatar
By Rebecca
at 2014-02-09T09:31
WOW
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By Daph Bay
at 2014-02-13T18:35
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By Erin
at 2014-02-18T03:40
朝聖@@
Irma avatar
By Irma
at 2014-02-22T12:45
好獅好濕!
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By Michael
at 2014-02-26T21:49
好詩好濕~~
Andy avatar
By Andy
at 2014-03-03T06:54
很棒
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By Dorothy
at 2014-03-07T15:59
http://www.m2xk4.com/?fromuid=105839 太辛苦了吧
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By Odelette
at 2014-03-12T01:04
高手
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By Harry
at 2014-03-16T10:08
屌~~

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