血淚交織的結紮勸世文 - 成人話題討論

By Xanthe
at 2016-01-21T06:37

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事情結束到現在也差不多兩個月了....每次想起來都還會隱隱作痛呢!!!

本魯已是兩個孩子的爸了，也差不多該享受無限中出的惡魔果實了!!

沒想到這顆果實都還沒看到，卻看到的地獄!!!

以下開始勸世文

---------------------分隔線-------------------------------------------------

小弟聽了醫生的講解迷迷糊糊簽了同意書，等我發現以雙腳開開躺在手術台上了!!

有關男生無痛結紮，術後半小時可以去游泳之類的詐騙文，別再相信沒有根據的說法了!!

光麻醉針插進睪丸的一瞬間....我就痛到想死了!!!!

不過醫生用力捏睪丸找輸經管的感覺卻消弭不掉，像是種用力捏睪丸的感覺....

捏到輸精管後手術開始後麻藥也發揮效果了，就變得比較不痛!!!

BUT!!!!人生就是這個BUT.........................

醫生割開我左邊後用電刀幫我只個血，結果貼在我睪丸下緣的正極貼片漏電了!!!!

幹你娘...我整個人弓起來，醫生護士都嚇到

彷彿有人拿電擊棒電你的蛋蛋一樣

跟醫生反映他表示這是我心裡作用，叫我別緊張!!!

心你妹，他每電燒一次我就觸電一次，電了差不多3分鐘我整個人弓到眼淚都流出來了

醫生護士才驚覺不對勁，幫我換新的貼片，換完就不會觸電了!

醫生就放下左邊的睪丸讓他休息一下，先開右邊!!!

因為先前痛得太誇張....右邊說真的沒甚麼感覺10分鐘就搞定了

於是又回來弄我可憐的左邊睪丸....

但是醫生說剛剛我太用力輸精管跑進去了...他要撈一下!!

捏睪丸的感覺又開始了...捏了五分鐘!醫生撈不出來，就叫護士請泌尿科主任來幫忙

過一會變兩個醫生再捏睪丸....幹!!!!!!!!!

捏到一半，兩個醫生突然很緊張的停下來並交頭接耳，我心想糟了!!!一定出事了!!!

醫生就叫護士準備全身麻醉的機器並轉過來跟我說....

先生，你的睪丸裡面有一條動脈破掉了開始在大出血!!!!!

先生，你的睪丸裡面有一條動脈破掉了開始在大出血!!!!!

先生，你的睪丸裡面有一條動脈破掉了開始在大出血!!!!!

幹你娘!!剛剛觸電現在出血然後要把我麻倒在割大一點止血.....

於是我自己簽了我自己的全身麻醉同意書就迷糊的睡著了...

(因為術前他們說半小時就能自行離開，所以我沒有家人陪同，突然這樣我只能自己簽)

等我醒過來到病房後...原本可愛的小睪丸腫得跟壘球一樣大!!!!!

原本只有老婆知道的，變全世界都知道了(因為要跟公司請假)!!!!!

後來修養了差不多快一個月才消腫....

剩下的半顆，醫生說找時間在幫我做完...

以上就是本魯發自內心勸各位保險套很便宜，真的別拿自己的睪丸開玩笑!!!

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Tags: 保險套

All Comments

By Genevieve
at 2016-01-24T03:53

幹...半夜笑抖到女友起床問....笑推

By Mary
at 2016-01-27T01:09

蛋蛋的哀傷

By James
at 2016-01-29T22:26

我早餐噴出來了

By Leila
at 2016-02-01T19:42

好慘喔看到這個我覺得自己的蛋蛋也有一股怪怪的感覺

By Steve
at 2016-02-04T16:58

看的我一直斗....

By Mason
at 2016-02-07T14:14

....想到我就痛

By Edwina
at 2016-02-10T11:30

血淚過程...感覺真的好痛，痛痛der推(抖

By Ivy
at 2016-02-13T08:47

蛋蛋的哀傷…

By Suhail Hany
at 2016-02-16T06:03

也太可怕了，看完都痛了

By Edwina
at 2016-02-19T03:19

扯，醫生很扯蛋

By Harry
at 2016-02-22T00:35

有笑有推

By Thomas
at 2016-02-24T21:52

終於發現比看牙還可怕的了

By Mia
at 2016-02-27T19:08

幹好痛我也跟著弓起來了

By Victoria
at 2016-03-01T16:24

幹，好衰，被電爆了，哪間醫院啊？

By Ursula
at 2016-03-04T13:40

可以私我嗎不想踩地雷

By Damian
at 2016-03-07T10:57

這麼大的事你就這麼算了?!

By Gary
at 2016-03-10T08:13

你有去求償嗎？=_=

By Andy
at 2016-03-13T05:29

http://i.imgur.com/xTANkhS.jpg

By Andy
at 2016-03-16T02:45

你竟然這樣還能活著

By Elma
at 2016-03-19T00:02

哈哈哈哈哈哈哈

By Blanche
at 2016-03-21T21:18

你的睪丸破掉開始在大出血

By Cara
at 2016-03-24T18:34

好痛@@

By Lauren
at 2016-03-27T15:50

哇靠……這醫生未免也太爛了………

By Kelly
at 2016-03-30T13:06

乾哈哈哈哈

By Tom
at 2016-04-02T10:23

快告

By Brianna
at 2016-04-05T07:39

醫師太離譜

By Isla
at 2016-04-08T04:55

哪一間醫院阿?

By Connor
at 2016-04-11T02:11

還心理作用咧…病患反應那麼大還要硬幹，被告剛好而已。

By Iris
at 2016-04-13T23:28

誇張欸

By Eden
at 2016-04-16T20:44

好痛啊。。。

By Agnes
at 2016-04-19T18:00

有慘到

By Dorothy
at 2016-04-22T15:16

跟壘球一樣大…這一定是十倍界王拳(抖…)

By Hamiltion
at 2016-04-25T12:33

好扯

By Necoo
at 2016-04-28T09:49

好可怕阿...真是蛋蛋的的哀傷囧...我也有打算要做的說orz

By Rae
at 2016-05-01T07:05

超好笑

By Emily
at 2016-05-04T04:21

我決定多賺錢買保險套就好

By Ingrid
at 2016-05-07T01:37

看到本魯蛋也發痛惹…

By Edwina
at 2016-05-09T22:54

看得很抖

By Mason
at 2016-05-12T20:10

超好笑的只能淚推了

By Frederic
at 2016-05-15T17:26

笑到美定美當

By Frederic
at 2016-05-18T14:42

機車醫生……要求償吧

By Frederica
at 2016-05-21T11:59

這絕對要求償吧

By Ina
at 2016-05-24T09:15

要挑對醫院

By Hazel
at 2016-05-27T06:31

醫學中心?

By Callum
at 2016-05-30T03:47

太可怕了...辛苦你了!

By Vanessa
at 2016-06-02T01:04

哪位醫師啊？

By Robert
at 2016-06-04T22:20

好痛....

By Sierra Rose
at 2016-06-07T19:36

乾感覺好痛

By Valerie
at 2016-06-10T16:52

XDDDDDD

By Leila
at 2016-06-13T14:09

拍拍，請受小弟一拜

By Jacob
at 2016-06-16T11:25

我笑了謝謝

By Andy
at 2016-06-19T08:41

看都覺得痛...但是還是笑了哈哈

By Elma
at 2016-06-22T05:57

看到全身發麻

By Dora
at 2016-06-25T03:13

你終於完整了

By Annie
at 2016-06-28T00:30

幹...每次看這種文都會縮一下

By Skylar Davis
at 2016-06-30T21:46

這幾個月準備要去結而已捏...夭壽喔!

By Ida
at 2016-07-03T19:02

有慘到

By Kama
at 2016-07-06T16:18

哪一間啊這醫療疏失吧

By Audriana
at 2016-07-09T13:35

XDDDDD

By Oscar
at 2016-07-12T10:51

拍拍

By Daph Bay
at 2016-07-15T08:07

告他

By Lucy
at 2016-07-18T05:23

By Elma
at 2016-07-21T02:40

在哪裡開的啊也太慘

By Sarah
at 2016-07-23T23:56

哪一間+1 這也太兩光

By Kyle
at 2016-07-26T21:12

靠北這可以告醫療疏失吧.....

By Hardy
at 2016-07-29T18:28

辣蘋果是你的好朋友，快爆料、、、

By Odelette
at 2016-08-01T15:44

看到我腳都軟了...

By Damian
at 2016-08-04T13:01

已取消掛號

By Rae
at 2016-08-07T10:17

太扯了

By Lucy
at 2016-08-10T07:33

這醫院有誇張到…拍拍

By Liam
at 2016-08-13T04:49

看起來醫院很大

By Rachel
at 2016-08-16T02:06

幹，我笑到流淚

By Edwina
at 2016-08-18T23:22

對不起我笑了XDDDDDDDD

By Ingrid
at 2016-08-21T20:38

蛋蛋的哀傷...

By Carol
at 2016-08-24T17:54

看了你這篇我這輩子都不敢結紮了!

By Quanna
at 2016-08-27T15:11

好可怕

By Noah
at 2016-08-30T12:27

有笑有推

By Mia
at 2016-09-02T09:43

看完痛痛der 這醫師也太兩光了

By Zenobia
at 2016-09-05T06:59

看的我是蛋疼菊緊

By Mia
at 2016-09-08T04:16

ㄐㄇ蛋疼啊

By Barb Cronin
at 2016-09-11T01:32

太狂啦XD

By Freda
at 2016-09-13T22:48

看完瞬間縮一下

By Odelette
at 2016-09-16T20:04

看完縮一下+1......

By Candice
at 2016-09-19T17:20

好哀傷的感覺可是我笑到美叮美噹XDDD

By Sandy
at 2016-09-22T14:37

贛,真的是勸世好文

By Hazel
at 2016-09-25T11:53

笑點西斯兼具給推

By Sarah
at 2016-09-28T09:09

快告他啊啊啊啊

By Irma
at 2016-10-01T06:25

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ib_1ATfr8wM

By Sierra Rose
at 2016-10-04T03:42

這是酷刑吧

By Daniel
at 2016-10-07T00:58

哇靠腰拍拍...

By Ethan
at 2016-10-09T22:14

好痛qq

By Daph Bay
at 2016-10-12T19:30

這...

By George
at 2016-10-15T16:47

笑死

By Valerie
at 2016-10-18T14:03

幹超兩光XDD

By Hedda
at 2016-10-21T11:19

好慘.....

By Ethan
at 2016-10-24T08:35

偉大的先烈！

By Sandy
at 2016-10-27T05:51

好扯拍拍

By Kyle
at 2016-10-30T03:08

幹，看到漏電那段，我笑到流口水~XDDD

By Rebecca
at 2016-11-02T00:24

拍拍

By Adele
at 2016-11-04T21:40

笑到流淚

By Yedda
at 2016-11-07T18:56

哪間菜鳥醫院麻煩公佈謝謝

By Agatha
at 2016-11-10T16:13

笑到把口中的水噴出來 ..

By Gilbert
at 2016-11-13T13:29

這哪家啊？快報告

By Victoria
at 2016-11-16T10:45

拍拍，但麻煩附上醫院，不想跟原po有相同經驗...

By Irma
at 2016-11-19T08:01

笑死在床上

By Una
at 2016-11-22T05:18

XDDDD

By Olga
at 2016-11-25T02:34

拍拍不過能無限中出還是值得啦

By Charlotte
at 2016-11-27T23:50

保重（捏

By Bethany
at 2016-11-30T21:06

幹真的不要拿自己蛋蛋開玩笑r

By Connor
at 2016-12-03T18:23

XDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Hedda
at 2016-12-06T15:39

我要給男友看

By Frederic
at 2016-12-09T12:55

覺得蛋疼了

By Jack
at 2016-12-12T10:11

幹看了也弓起來啦

By Adele
at 2016-12-15T07:27

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Vanessa
at 2016-12-18T04:44

淦...好痛

By Lydia
at 2016-12-21T02:00

哀ㄚ

By Audriana
at 2016-12-23T23:16

哈哈哈真的有笑有推

By Sierra Rose
at 2016-12-26T20:32

我笑到噴淚....

By Quanna
at 2016-12-29T17:49

抱歉我笑了

By William
at 2017-01-01T15:05

乾....看完又害我更不敢去了

By Bennie
at 2017-01-04T12:21

幹這篇文是4D的

By Elvira
at 2017-01-07T09:37

其實叫你老婆裝避孕器可能比較快，一樣享受中出快感

By Faithe
at 2017-01-10T06:54

好痛的感覺

By Lucy
at 2017-01-13T04:10

中出誤人一生

By Carolina Franco
at 2017-01-16T01:26

好痛... 拍拍

By Kumar
at 2017-01-18T22:42

感謝血淚分享

By Caroline
at 2017-01-21T19:58

幹哪個醫生....我不想遇到RRRRR

By Una
at 2017-01-24T17:15

好可怕

By George
at 2017-01-27T14:31

幹笑到每丁每當

By Noah
at 2017-01-30T11:47

哪一間啊……拜託私信講一下，我也打算去
手術了，要先避開

By Andy
at 2017-02-02T09:03

好可怕

By Erin
at 2017-02-05T06:20

2016西斯版首推

By Gilbert
at 2017-02-08T03:36

我看到一半笑到不行

By Noah
at 2017-02-11T00:52

幹你媽的哪間醫院還在那邊心理作用

By Erin
at 2017-02-13T22:08

我憋笑好痛苦= =

By Edward Lewis
at 2017-02-16T19:25

看了好難過@@... 可以轉貼嗎?

By Yuri
at 2017-02-19T16:41

求後續

By Hardy
at 2017-02-22T13:57

太扯了

By Daniel
at 2017-02-25T11:13

想知道醫院+1

By Sarah
at 2017-02-28T08:30

XDDD

By Puput
at 2017-03-03T05:46

哪家醫院啊哈哈哈以後別去那家了

By Ethan
at 2017-03-06T03:02

幹你娘看完之後我左蛋隱約有點痛

By Iris
at 2017-03-09T00:18

好痛的感覺T_T

By Charlie
at 2017-03-11T21:34

有一股蛋蛋的哀傷

By Frederica
at 2017-03-14T18:51

對不起我笑了XDDDDDDDDD

By Hamiltion
at 2017-03-17T16:07

======= 雙腿忍不住夾緊 ======

By Sandy
at 2017-03-20T13:23

看來我還是繼續用套套好了…

By Ingrid
at 2017-03-23T10:39

看到都痛了...

By Annie
at 2017-03-26T07:56

血淚勸世文

By Jake
at 2017-03-29T05:12

好痛的感覺...

By Susan
at 2017-04-01T02:28

馬得看妳的文章我睪丸都有點隱隱作痛了

By David
at 2017-04-03T23:44

好險~我遇到醫術好的。

By Vanessa
at 2017-04-06T21:01

恐怖，繼續戴套好了

By Jacob
at 2017-04-09T18:17

這好慘

By Brianna
at 2017-04-12T15:33

個人覺得應該是醫院跟醫生的問題吧?

By Megan
at 2017-04-15T12:49

上課看這篇快笑死，依護理專業角度來說，你真的該提告

By Lily
at 2017-04-18T10:05

對不起我笑了...原po拍拍...

By Doris
at 2017-04-21T07:22

捏捏捏【抖

By Olive
at 2017-04-24T04:38

笑到流湯

By Jessica
at 2017-04-27T01:54

看完覺得蛋蛋有點痛

By Joe
at 2017-04-29T23:10

好痛！！！

By Hazel
at 2017-05-02T20:27

幹看完有點痛痛的

By Vanessa
at 2017-05-05T17:43

頭殼壞掉才結紮阿痛死了

By Catherine
at 2017-05-08T14:59

懷孕超難的根本不用擔心 XD

By Regina
at 2017-05-11T12:15

這個應該轉joke版才對

By Mia
at 2017-05-14T09:32

這麼兩光又沒sense加慢半拍少根筋的醫生確定不分享嗎？

By Zanna
at 2017-05-17T06:48

太扯了這個醫生心裡作用個屁一定是撈到流血的

By Ina
at 2017-05-20T04:04

這要告吧.....

By Tracy
at 2017-05-23T01:20

好可怕XD

By Catherine
at 2017-05-25T22:37

幹，我快笑死了

By Elizabeth
at 2017-05-28T19:53

.....真的很血淚

By Ina
at 2017-05-31T17:09

求償？

By Kyle
at 2017-06-03T14:25

蛋蛋的哀傷

By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2017-06-06T11:41

好痛

By Candice
at 2017-06-09T08:58

犧牲好大阿

By Madame
at 2017-06-12T06:14

抱歉...但我看完真的很想笑阿XDDD

By Blanche
at 2017-06-15T03:30

...

By Emily
at 2017-06-18T00:46

(#xOx 痛死人了!!!

By Andy
at 2017-06-20T22:03

感覺好痛但一直笑xddd 抱歉

By James
at 2017-06-23T19:19

我邊看下面邊縮

By Ophelia
at 2017-06-26T16:35

笑到歪哈哈哈哈

By Lucy
at 2017-06-29T13:51

天阿太可怕了光用想的就受不了 = =""

By Audriana
at 2017-07-02T11:08

可以講一下是哪個醫院跟醫師嗎

By Olivia
at 2017-07-05T08:24

靠背超慘的要慎選醫院啊

By Quintina
at 2017-07-08T05:40

跪求醫院和醫生…

By Lydia
at 2017-07-11T02:56

神人！

By Leila
at 2017-07-14T00:12

笑出來但是這好嚴重的事啊!!

By Robert
at 2017-07-16T21:29

哪間醫院阿?避而遠之...

By David
at 2017-07-19T18:45

有笑有推人夫拍拍

By Agatha
at 2017-07-22T16:01

哈哈哈哈

By Mia
at 2017-07-25T13:17

幹好痛

By Ivy
at 2017-07-28T10:34

我憋笑也憋的弓起來了

By Zenobia
at 2017-07-31T07:50

要把醫院名字貼出來嗎太兩光了有沒有醫療疏失啊

By Caroline
at 2017-08-03T05:06

看的我睪丸也隱隱作痛

By Andrew
at 2017-08-06T02:22

幹對不起我笑不停

By Olivia
at 2017-08-08T23:39

先烈，受小弟一拜

By Dora
at 2017-08-11T20:55

...手術本來就有一定的風險...出血什麼的

By Quanna
at 2017-08-14T18:11

幹....好痛的感覺

By Xanthe
at 2017-08-17T15:27

邊推邊流下同情的眼淚

By Jacob
at 2017-08-20T12:44

感覺好痛…

By Elvira
at 2017-08-23T10:00

XDDDDD

By Agnes
at 2017-08-26T07:16

有笑有推 XDDD

By Anonymous
at 2017-08-29T04:32

幹不要這樣我在上班

By Enid
at 2017-09-01T01:48

By Agatha
at 2017-09-03T23:05

我也想去結，看到這篇睪丸有點抖

By Daniel
at 2017-09-06T20:21

我也笑到跟你弓起來了...

By Bennie
at 2017-09-09T17:37

不會痛啊，麻藥有下了嗎？

By Kumar
at 2017-09-12T14:53

感謝有您的勸世文

By Anthony
at 2017-09-15T12:10

真的是蛋蛋的哀傷啊

By Eden
at 2017-09-18T09:26

太雷了啦哈哈哈

By Charlie
at 2017-09-21T06:42

豪可怕

By Brianna
at 2017-09-24T03:58

好痛@@

By Regina
at 2017-09-27T01:15

對不起～笑了...

By Eden
at 2017-09-29T22:31

也太悲慘了

By Anthony
at 2017-10-02T19:47

可以控告醫師嗎？

By Puput
at 2017-10-05T17:03

幫QQ

By Queena
at 2017-10-08T14:19

雖然很可憐但我還是忍不住笑了，對不起QQ

By Sarah
at 2017-10-11T11:36

快公佈醫院啊

By Emily
at 2017-10-14T08:52

笑推

By Rosalind
at 2017-10-17T06:08

太強了我笑到不能自己....

By Carol
at 2017-10-20T03:24

心理作用個屌啦!!!! 我笑噴

By Megan
at 2017-10-23T00:41

男人的最痛

By Doris
at 2017-10-25T21:57

公布醫院跟垃圾醫生爛死了 = =

By Christine
at 2017-10-28T19:13

好恐怖...

By Megan
at 2017-10-31T16:29

以後我一定每次戴好！！

By James
at 2017-11-03T13:46

不提告醫療疏失嗎...

By Olga
at 2017-11-06T11:02

我覺得我的蛋蛋不太舒服感覺到一陣冷風吹過...www

By Tracy
at 2017-11-09T08:18

對不起我也笑抖了……

By Lydia
at 2017-11-12T05:34

拜託快跟我說哪一家

By Madame
at 2017-11-15T02:51

我大笑阿XDDDD蛋蛋的哀傷無誤

By Wallis
at 2017-11-18T00:07

我想看到這篇的男人蛋蛋都揪了一下

By Isabella
at 2017-11-20T21:23

笑

By Isla
at 2017-11-23T18:39

壘球 XDD

By Robert
at 2017-11-26T15:55

笑噴

By Susan
at 2017-11-29T13:12

中出(X) 中蛋(O)

By Mia
at 2017-12-02T10:28

XDDD

By Hazel
at 2017-12-05T07:44

可憐

By Ophelia
at 2017-12-08T05:00

幹爛爆了這醫院....哪家啊？主刀的是誰？

By Hedy
at 2017-12-11T02:17

有底恐怖又夾腳。好痛...

By Genevieve
at 2017-12-13T23:33

好痛啊

By Hazel
at 2017-12-16T20:49

這真的要講動脈出血咧性命攸關的事啊 = =

By Olivia
at 2017-12-19T18:05

對不起給你拍拍但我不爭氣的笑了XD

By Skylar Davis
at 2017-12-22T15:22

幹你好可憐，不忍噓

By Gary
at 2017-12-25T12:38

蛋蛋打麻醉…真可怕

By Irma
at 2017-12-28T09:54

你這樣我怎麼敢去啊...

By Oscar
at 2017-12-31T07:10

靠這篇文我看一半就跳出看不下去光看就痛惹

By Kama
at 2018-01-03T04:26

蛋蛋的憂傷

By Steve
at 2018-01-06T01:43

剛好運氣不好吧QQ

By Odelette
at 2018-01-08T22:59

超可怕!!!

By Joseph
at 2018-01-11T20:15

XDDDD

By Thomas
at 2018-01-14T17:31

好痛喔…

By Mary
at 2018-01-17T14:48

應該告知哪間醫院阿以免鄉民們也腫起來

By Oscar
at 2018-01-20T12:04

哈哈哈哈對不起我沒有同情心哈哈哈哈

By Necoo
at 2018-01-23T09:20

推

By Tracy
at 2018-01-26T06:36

弓起來哈哈哈哈哈哈

By David
at 2018-01-29T03:53

蛋蛋的哀傷+1 哪間醫院拜託公布與其勸世不如救世

By Gary
at 2018-02-01T01:09

我笑到狂流眼淚

By Zenobia
at 2018-02-03T22:25

看完摸一摸我的睪丸，還好還健在

By Todd Johnson
at 2018-02-06T19:41

幹我還是用保險套好了我也是兩小孩想要結紮

By Ethan
at 2018-02-09T16:58

好恐怖但是又好好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Elizabeth
at 2018-02-12T14:14

對不起我笑了xDDSD

By Edward Lewis
at 2018-02-15T11:30

我是過來人，相信我，痛苦過後的果實是甜美的，無限內射

By Olive
at 2018-02-18T08:46

只有一個字可以形容，讚

By Selena
at 2018-02-21T06:02

不推不行

By Joe
at 2018-02-24T03:19

笑到齁不住，哈哈哈！

By Aaliyah
at 2018-02-27T00:35

超好笑

By Jack
at 2018-03-01T21:51

抖抖的

By Rae
at 2018-03-04T19:07

你先告訴我醫院哪一家...

By Jessica
at 2018-03-07T16:24

笑炸我的天啊

By Edwina
at 2018-03-10T13:40

還好本魯沒想過要結紮，這根本等同自宮啊

By Rae
at 2018-03-13T10:56

笑翻了我XDDDD

By Hedda
at 2018-03-16T08:12

幹好痛QAQQQQQQQ

By Mason
at 2018-03-19T05:29

看完我也心理做用的痛了

By Aaliyah
at 2018-03-22T02:45

醫師太扯

By Audriana
at 2018-03-25T00:01

看到就覺得痛QQ

By Todd Johnson
at 2018-03-27T21:17

對不起，我笑炸了XDDDD

By Suhail Hany
at 2018-03-30T18:33

好痛喔馬der

By Andy
at 2018-04-02T15:50

蛋蛋的哀傷好痛QQ

By Caroline
at 2018-04-05T13:06

想拍但忍不住笑了...

By Emily
at 2018-04-08T10:22

幹痛

By Isabella
at 2018-04-11T07:38

蛋蛋的哀傷！看到一直笑XD

By Lily
at 2018-04-14T04:55

還好我都戴套…原po拍拍…雖然還是笑了…sorry…

By Hedwig
at 2018-04-17T02:11

笑到發抖

By Kumar
at 2018-04-19T23:27

哪家醫院？好恐怖阿...

By Kama
at 2018-04-22T20:43

哈哈哈

By Hedwig
at 2018-04-25T18:00

雖然是血淚史，不過還真好笑

By Isabella
at 2018-04-28T15:16

我笑到抽筋..

By Linda
at 2018-05-01T12:32

不忍直視辛苦你了

By Ida
at 2018-05-04T09:48

對不起我笑死了XDDD 拍拍

By Catherine
at 2018-05-07T07:05

對不起我笑了

By Queena
at 2018-05-10T04:21

拍拍

By Barb Cronin
at 2018-05-13T01:37

邊笑邊捏蛋蛋

By Rebecca
at 2018-05-15T22:53

笑到手都軟了

By Necoo
at 2018-05-18T20:09

拍拍
我做完沒這麼慘耶,3天恢復正常

By Puput
at 2018-05-21T17:26

哈哈哈哈怎麼辦好想笑噢

By Ursula
at 2018-05-24T14:42

看文章看得我好痛啊

By Linda
at 2018-05-27T11:58

驚嚇勸世好文

By Susan
at 2018-05-30T09:14

睡前看到笑到睡意沒了xD

By Noah
at 2018-06-02T06:31

對不起真的笑到流眼淚...

By Delia
at 2018-06-05T03:47

先生，你的睪丸裡面有一條動脈破掉了開始在大出血

By Enid
at 2018-06-08T01:03

好慘XDDD 哪裡的庸醫阿

By Delia
at 2018-06-10T22:19

公布醫院醫生吧這醫療疏失吧

By Hedy
at 2018-06-13T19:36

看了睪丸超痛

By Mary
at 2018-06-16T16:52

太雷了吧～拍拍

By Wallis
at 2018-06-19T14:08

我還是先在你的睪丸上寫個慘字吧

By Zora
at 2018-06-22T11:24

經典勸世文，開會憋笑到發抖！

By Franklin
at 2018-06-25T08:40

衰尾道人！如走天堂路！給推！

By Olga
at 2018-06-28T05:57

可以說一下是哪家嗎...以後有需要也不會去踩雷

By Wallis
at 2018-07-01T03:13

大家真沒同情心，雖然我也笑了很久

By Edith
at 2018-07-04T00:29

幹痛爆了吧

By Robert
at 2018-07-06T21:45

幹XDDDDDDD

By Lauren
at 2018-07-09T19:02

有笑有推

By Ina
at 2018-07-12T16:18

幹，告死他

By Mia
at 2018-07-15T13:34

拍拍...看了都隱隱作痛了

By Jacky
at 2018-07-18T10:50

幹太恐怖了

By Irma
at 2018-07-21T08:07

同情推

By Andrew
at 2018-07-24T05:23

拍拍~~~~

By Christine
at 2018-07-27T02:39

希望能把醫院公佈避免又有受害者......

By Franklin
at 2018-07-29T23:55

幹聽起來超痛

By Doris
at 2018-08-01T21:12

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Enid
at 2018-08-04T18:28

拍拍！！！

By Olive
at 2018-08-07T15:44

勸世文必推

By Kumar
at 2018-08-10T13:00

光看文字就覺得痛了

By Kyle
at 2018-08-13T10:16

看完這篇…蛋蛋有些痛@@

By Olivia
at 2018-08-16T07:33

對不起我人生第ㄧ次感受到發抖的笑不停

By Regina
at 2018-08-19T04:49

感覺很痛又很好笑

By Sandy
at 2018-08-22T02:05

笑死

By John
at 2018-08-24T23:21

紅的明顯，腫的應該是陰囊整包，不是睪丸

By Dora
at 2018-08-27T20:38

這個應該可以問他們要用多少「誠意」解決了啦

By Regina
at 2018-08-30T17:54

補推

By Steve
at 2018-09-02T15:10

By Sarah
at 2018-09-05T12:26

真是雖小幹

By Agatha
at 2018-09-08T09:43

啊~~~~妳這樣會害我不敢結啦 ><"

By Eden
at 2018-09-11T06:59

By Necoo
at 2018-09-14T04:15

幹好痛~~

By Kyle
at 2018-09-17T01:31

看的我也覺得好痛...

By Agatha
at 2018-09-19T22:47

看完不自覺縮了幾下QQ

By Emily
at 2018-09-22T20:04

痛痛der

By Cara
at 2018-09-25T17:20

笑了

By Emily
at 2018-09-28T14:36

邊笑邊覺得痛痛DER XD

By Hedwig
at 2018-10-01T11:52

我不爭氣的笑到流淚~推你一個勸世文!

By Madame
at 2018-10-04T09:09

哈，給你同情推

By George
at 2018-10-07T06:25

蛋蛋的哀傷

By Rachel
at 2018-10-10T03:41

拍拍拍

By Olga
at 2018-10-13T00:57

幹我笑死wwww

By Donna
at 2018-10-15T22:14

好痛啊啊啊啊

By Candice
at 2018-10-18T19:30

抱歉我笑了

By Michael
at 2018-10-21T16:46

幹可以叫他們賠償你吧 =.=

By Harry
at 2018-10-24T14:02

哈哈哈，還好我沒去紮!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
可以說明你向醫院求償的過程嗎？■■

By Franklin
at 2018-10-27T11:19

蛋蛋的哀傷

By Sarah
at 2018-10-30T08:35

太驚悚了！！但你的文筆真的太幽默了我笑到肚子好痛...對
不起XD

By Freda
at 2018-11-02T05:51

幹正考慮去紮可以私信一下是哪間醫院嘛？好怕踩到雷

By Oliver
at 2018-11-05T03:07

太恐怖了!!!!!!邊看邊覺得痛

By Rebecca
at 2018-11-08T00:23

我在成大結紮的,結紮完直接去上班,過程還被圍觀,有一顆還
是實習醫生做的

By Puput
at 2018-11-10T21:40

私信+1 這種太恐怖了蒙古來的吧

By Belly
at 2018-11-13T18:56

看到懶叫發麻

By Jessica
at 2018-11-16T16:12

http://i.imgur.com/zXDTcPh.jpg

By Jacky
at 2018-11-19T13:28

X...害我邊看也真覺得自己的也好痛....

By Damian
at 2018-11-22T10:45

蛋蛋好哀傷XDDDDDD

By Agnes
at 2018-11-25T08:01

不能要求賠償嗎?根本是庸醫

By Kristin
at 2018-11-28T05:17

根本原因是電燒的漏電吧..這個危機反應實在不及格

By Xanthe
at 2018-12-01T02:33

幹這什麼醫生..真為你抱不平但又止不住笑...XD

By Todd Johnson
at 2018-12-03T23:50

太悲慘了
蛋蛋的哀桑

By Caitlin
at 2018-12-06T21:06

花錢帶套子划算多了

By Dora
at 2018-12-09T18:22

有笑有推

By Daniel
at 2018-12-12T15:38

推

By Liam
at 2018-12-15T12:54

好可怕不舒服

By Hedda
at 2018-12-18T10:11

ROFL

By George
at 2018-12-21T07:27

有笑有推

By Frederic
at 2018-12-24T04:43

我笑了10分鐘.....

By Elma
at 2018-12-27T01:59

………捷運上笑XDDD 辛苦你了

By Caitlin
at 2018-12-29T23:16

是不是實習醫生啊！感覺好痛喔

By Aaliyah
at 2019-01-01T20:32

好恐怖啊看完全身無力

By Xanthe
at 2019-01-04T17:48

這篇我要叫我家太座看

By Zenobia
at 2019-01-07T15:04

不推對不起蛋蛋

By Edith
at 2019-01-10T12:21

笑死XDDDDD

By Charlotte
at 2019-01-13T09:37

好可憐拍拍

By Erin
at 2019-01-16T06:53

淡淡的哀傷欸

By Annie
at 2019-01-19T04:09

快講哪間醫院！

By Mia
at 2019-01-22T01:26

聽你形容我就快痛死了

By Hedwig
at 2019-01-24T22:42

幹，我笑到嘴巴跟肚子好痛喔，你怎麼陪我

By Una
at 2019-01-27T19:58

雖然很悲居，但是我不爭氣的一直笑! 對不起原PO

By Hamiltion
at 2019-01-30T17:14

好可怕…

By Jack
at 2019-02-02T14:30

原PO有沒有感受到內力或是外功變強了?

By Isabella
at 2019-02-05T11:47

噴飯，第一次看文章笑成這樣！

By Emma
at 2019-02-08T09:03

笑死我了，大推！

By Hamiltion
at 2019-02-11T06:19

笑了很少看西斯笑出來XD

By Harry
at 2019-02-14T03:35

你好慘可是我笑得好開心XDDDD

By Skylar Davis
at 2019-02-17T00:52

軟蛋王4ni?

By Michael
at 2019-02-19T22:08

拎杯會笑死

By Franklin
at 2019-02-22T19:24

好痛，可是好好笑

By Liam
at 2019-02-25T16:40

有點誇張欸這能要求賠償嗎

By Robert
at 2019-02-28T13:57

看得雙手發軟...拍拍......

By Tracy
at 2019-03-03T11:13

你不是有個23歲炮友？

By Dora
at 2019-03-06T08:29

這絕對有醫療疏失

By Jacob
at 2019-03-09T05:45

狂笑

By Daniel
at 2019-03-12T03:01

有笑有推

By Puput
at 2019-03-15T00:18

好痛哈哈哈

By Kristin
at 2019-03-17T21:34

拍拍

By Bennie
at 2019-03-20T18:50

我爸割包電燒也有被電

By Victoria
at 2019-03-23T16:06

謝謝原PO壯烈心得文，好久沒有笑得那麼開心了XDDDD

By Genevieve
at 2019-03-26T13:23

好慘啊= =

By Mary
at 2019-03-29T10:39

不敢結紮還敢找藉口...... 想無限中出就去做吧
我20分鐘完全沒有疼痛感只有睪丸被拉扯稍微緊緊的

By Elizabeth
at 2019-04-01T07:55

XDDDD

By Dora
at 2019-04-04T05:11

醫療疏失不等於結紮很痛

By Faithe
at 2019-04-07T02:28

這一篇我完全不同意

By Harry
at 2019-04-09T23:44

看完馬上取消星期六的掛號

By Yuri
at 2019-04-12T21:00

也太慘，給個地址吧

By Ula
at 2019-04-15T18:16

好慘這要求償啊!

By Ophelia
at 2019-04-18T15:33

蛋蛋的哀傷

By Regina
at 2019-04-21T12:49

好痛啊，淚推

By Oliver
at 2019-04-24T10:05

真的不是故意笑出來的

By Frederica
at 2019-04-27T07:21

笑到牧師跑過來問我怎麼了.....

By Lily
at 2019-04-30T04:37

XDDD

By Jacky
at 2019-05-03T01:54

這是醫生的問題啊啊啊啊啊

By Dorothy
at 2019-05-05T23:10

抱歉，我笑了，只能推

By Noah
at 2019-05-08T20:26

醫生也太鳥了吧XDDDD

By Dorothy
at 2019-05-11T17:42

被兩個男醫師玩蛋蛋，真是慘痛，令人哭笑不得

By Skylar Davis
at 2019-05-14T14:59

可以告了吧

By Andrew
at 2019-05-17T12:15

好痛

By Queena
at 2019-05-20T09:31

這真的要提示一下是哪間醫院有點可怕沒弄好會出人命

By Oliver
at 2019-05-23T06:47

幹好慘

By Hamiltion
at 2019-05-26T04:04

推

By Agatha
at 2019-05-29T01:20

哪家庸醫啊XD

By Jacky
at 2019-05-31T22:36

扯蛋醫生與蛋疼病患好好笑

By Annie
at 2019-06-03T19:52

感謝分享好文，已收錄在精華區z-6-3-12。

By Olivia
at 2019-06-06T17:08

哇操XD

By Genevieve
at 2019-06-09T14:25

快告訴大家是哪一個醫師這樣才可以造福版友

By Odelette
at 2019-06-12T11:41

超好笑的XDDD 祝早日康復

By Bethany
at 2019-06-15T08:57

看了好痛，但還是笑了

By Madame
at 2019-06-18T06:13

哈哈哈哈，淚推

By Isabella
at 2019-06-21T03:30

幹，是哪家醫院這麼誇張？

By Delia
at 2019-06-24T00:46

拜託提示哪家...我也想去結~不想踩到雷阿阿阿

By Callum
at 2019-06-26T22:02

幹這篇文章邊看邊笑但邊縮啊!!!

By Gilbert
at 2019-06-29T19:18

By Daph Bay
at 2019-07-02T16:35

笑到流淚

By Yedda
at 2019-07-05T13:51

科科遇到實習醫生練等中，有笑有推

By Freda
at 2019-07-08T11:07

蒙古醫生

By Yedda
at 2019-07-11T08:23

笑推

By Harry
at 2019-07-14T05:40

哈哈原PO辛苦了

By Genevieve
at 2019-07-17T02:56

幹超級不爽........

By Margaret
at 2019-07-20T00:12

看你這樣!!同樣身為兩個孩子的爸..不想跟學弟一起去結紮了

By Irma
at 2019-07-22T21:28

笑到在床上抽蓄

By Megan
at 2019-07-25T18:44

笑推血淚史

By Hazel
at 2019-07-28T16:01

有種被捏爆的感覺……

By Noah
at 2019-07-31T13:17

乾笑死

By Andy
at 2019-08-03T10:33

哈哈

By Kumar
at 2019-08-06T07:49

...........

By Hamiltion
at 2019-08-09T05:06

幹太衰了吧哈哈哈對不起哪間無良醫院啊哈哈

By Elvira
at 2019-08-12T02:22

無限中出前的地獄

By John
at 2019-08-14T23:38

去索賠賠償吧，拍拍

By Ina
at 2019-08-17T20:54

也太可憐了吧辛苦了哈哈哈

By Lauren
at 2019-08-20T18:11

可憐給推

By Kama
at 2019-08-23T15:27

我也有被電的感覺不過沒那麼慘你比較衰

By Kyle
at 2019-08-26T12:43

好慘好好笑

By Heather
at 2019-08-29T09:59

超痛

By Gilbert
at 2019-09-01T07:15

笑推雖然很可怕哈哈

By George
at 2019-09-04T04:32

By Thomas
at 2019-09-07T01:48

沒有業務過失嗎？

By Zora
at 2019-09-09T23:04

太猛啦！哈哈哈哈哈哈

By Kyle
at 2019-09-12T20:20

幹……笑死哈哈哈

By Queena
at 2019-09-15T17:37

麻藥不會打到睪丸~是打輸精管周圍

By Gilbert
at 2019-09-18T14:53

快笑死

By Olivia
at 2019-09-21T12:09

笑到睡不著啊幹XDDDDDD

By Queena
at 2019-09-24T09:25

漏電了啦甘林涼

By William
at 2019-09-27T06:42

乾一直笑

By Sarah
at 2019-09-30T03:58

快說哪一家啦！XDDD

By Andy
at 2019-10-03T01:14

靠杯..漏電

By Hardy
at 2019-10-05T22:30

哈哈真的同情你

By Elma
at 2019-10-08T19:47

慘

By Rosalind
at 2019-10-11T17:03

看到蛋疼

By Audriana
at 2019-10-14T14:19

辛苦了，不過中出放題是值得的～ T_T

By John
at 2019-10-17T11:35

幹你害我覺得好痛QQ

By Frederic
at 2019-10-20T08:51

太真實了

By Carolina Franco
at 2019-10-23T06:08

庸醫ㄟ笑死，真的滿扯，我看病人能活的都是這樣被醫
死的吧

By Steve
at 2019-10-26T03:24

幹幹幹幹幹幹幹幹好痛阿

By Vanessa
at 2019-10-29T00:40

對不起我笑翻了，但人沒事就好

By David
at 2019-10-31T21:56

哪一家啊xd

By Aaliyah
at 2019-11-03T19:13

幹幹幹幹幹笑到留口水XDD

By Dinah
at 2019-11-06T16:29

XDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Frederica
at 2019-11-09T13:45

哈哈哈哈～笑到每丁當

By Ida
at 2019-11-12T11:01

對不起可是我真的笑到不行XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Michael
at 2019-11-15T08:18

雖然很可憐但我還是笑了

By Selena
at 2019-11-18T05:34

我是女生…看完手都發軟了…

By Sierra Rose
at 2019-11-21T02:50

笑到噴淚

By Olive
at 2019-11-24T00:06

不知道保險會陪多少耶
啊推好男人

By Robert
at 2019-11-26T21:22

這算醫糾吧

By Rachel
at 2019-11-29T18:39

也太慘了吧....

By Isla
at 2019-12-02T15:55

笑的我ㄧ直抖，哈哈哈哈

By Linda
at 2019-12-05T13:11

推

By Una
at 2019-12-08T10:27

對不起我還是笑了

By Victoria
at 2019-12-11T07:44

果真是蛋蛋的哀傷

By Andy
at 2019-12-14T05:00

笑死

By Jacob
at 2019-12-17T02:16

笑死

By Una
at 2019-12-19T23:32

對不起我笑了..

By Anonymous
at 2019-12-22T20:49

幹超級好笑

By Linda
at 2019-12-25T18:05

一個月也太慘了吧

By Ula
at 2019-12-28T15:21

朝聖

By Rachel
at 2019-12-31T12:37

幹好有畫面

By Joe
at 2020-01-03T09:54

有股蛋蛋的憂傷…

By Franklin
at 2020-01-06T07:10

蛋蛋的哀傷

By John
at 2020-01-09T04:26

我決定買保險套就好了…

By William
at 2020-01-12T01:42

好恐怖 …

By Ula
at 2020-01-14T22:58

哪一家啊，這麼可怕

By Iris
at 2020-01-17T20:15

推~還好我沒像你那麼哀傷,只覺得麻麻有傷口感覺！2天就好了

By Hardy
at 2020-01-20T17:31

乾脆重頭到尾全身麻醉好惹

By Freda
at 2020-01-23T14:47

媽的那我死不去弄了

By Todd Johnson
at 2020-01-26T12:03

辛苦你了

By Caroline
at 2020-01-29T09:20

不推不行

By Ingrid
at 2020-02-01T06:36

看完不自覺夾起雙腳，手都快無力推文了（抖

By Hedy
at 2020-02-04T03:52

悲劇

By Ingrid
at 2020-02-07T01:08

對不起我笑了

By Jacob
at 2020-02-09T22:25

這不推對不起自己

By Bethany
at 2020-02-12T19:41

朝聖

By Kelly
at 2020-02-15T16:57

好驚驚

By Hedwig
at 2020-02-18T14:13

邊看邊抖一下...好毛...

By Jack
at 2020-02-21T11:29

幹痛死了

By Charlotte
at 2020-02-24T08:46

朝聖，這篇不能給我正要去綁蝴蝶結的老公看到

By Barb Cronin
at 2020-02-27T06:02

我的嘴角失守了

By Joseph
at 2020-03-01T03:18

一開始我大笑後來我下體也真的會痠痠感覺

By Isabella
at 2020-03-04T00:34

By Anonymous
at 2020-03-06T21:51

邊看蛋蛋邊麻啊………

By Kelly
at 2020-03-09T19:07

推

By Puput
at 2020-03-12T16:23

1太扯了拉...醫生哪一家醫生啊...這可以告對方了吧

By Barb Cronin
at 2020-03-15T13:39

警察先生就是他！

By Charlie
at 2020-03-18T10:56

蛋蛋哀傷...

By Ida
at 2020-03-21T08:12

真男人真心淚

By Yedda
at 2020-03-24T05:28

還活著給推

By Suhail Hany
at 2020-03-27T02:44

希望我以後不會遇到這樣兩光的

By Hazel
at 2020-03-30T00:01

光想就好痛..

By Freda
at 2020-04-01T21:17

幹好有畫面!

By Xanthe
at 2020-04-04T18:33

這不推不行辛苦啦

By Jacob
at 2020-04-07T15:49

拜託公佈醫生和診所的名稱。

By Agatha
at 2020-04-10T13:05

幹好痛

By Freda
at 2020-04-13T10:22

這文字有痛覺啊...

By Yedda
at 2020-04-16T07:38

回來補推爆~

By Belly
at 2020-04-19T04:54

幹有夠痛不忍看完

By Victoria
at 2020-04-22T02:10

看完縮了一下(抖

By Margaret
at 2020-04-24T23:27

推請假的好方法

By Tristan Cohan
at 2020-04-27T20:43

好誇張..><

By Michael
at 2020-04-30T17:59

幹！我要簽絕不結紮意向書

By Jake
at 2020-05-03T15:15

典型醫療疏失欸.........=_= 確定不告嗎？

By Kyle
at 2020-05-06T12:32

沒有蛋都感覺到你的痛了

By Heather
at 2020-05-09T09:48

對不起，我笑到發抖XD

By Oscar
at 2020-05-12T07:04

笑歪XDDD 原波拍拍

By Joe
at 2020-05-15T04:20

笑死(￣▽￣)

By Caitlin
at 2020-05-18T01:36

幹，哪一間的快報上名來

By Tracy
at 2020-05-20T22:53

拍拍辛苦你.....的睾丸了

By Adele
at 2020-05-23T20:09

我越往下看越夾緊...看不下去最後怒end（好痛啊！Q皿Q

By Valerie
at 2020-05-26T17:25

拍拍，但真的笑崩了XD

By John
at 2020-05-29T14:41

笑到一直抖

By Enid
at 2020-06-01T11:58

朝聖推，根本遇到爛醫生，結果嚇死一堆有結紮念頭的人

By Edward Lewis
at 2020-06-04T09:14

好可怕看得都蛋疼了Q_Q

By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2020-06-07T06:30

抱歉笑到不行可是感覺好痛

By Sarah
at 2020-06-10T03:46

好靠北，看一次笑一次，哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈

By Heather
at 2020-06-13T01:03

笑崩XDD

By Hardy
at 2020-06-15T22:19

很可憐但sor我笑了...

By Zenobia
at 2020-06-18T19:35

幹 XDDDDD

By Puput
at 2020-06-21T16:51

哪一間醫院啊，求償啊

By Hedwig
at 2020-06-24T14:08

我笑到不能自我原PO拍拍

By Susan
at 2020-06-27T11:24

XDDDD好好笑噢對不起我好壞

By Charlotte
at 2020-06-30T08:40

....拍拍給你看完文章我現在手都握不起來了

By Rachel
at 2020-07-03T05:56

狂笑哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈

By Jessica
at 2020-07-06T03:12

神串留名，我決定不結紮了 XD

By Hamiltion
at 2020-07-09T00:29

跪拜謝過勇者勸世文...

By Olga
at 2020-07-11T21:45

看了你這篇我這輩子都不敢結紮了! +1

By Edward Lewis
at 2020-07-14T19:01

好恐怖。推

By Selena
at 2020-07-17T16:17

難道這就是傳說中的"蛋蛋的哀傷"xDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Frederic
at 2020-07-20T13:34

hahahahaha

By Franklin
at 2020-07-23T10:50

笑翻，拍拍

By Isla
at 2020-07-26T08:06

我我我...我在公司會議室笑到淚都飆出來了!!!!

By Necoo
at 2020-07-29T05:22

朝聖推XDDY

By Doris
at 2020-08-01T02:39

被翻出來肚子好痛出血囉

By Gary
at 2020-08-03T23:55

哈, 原po好可憐

By Valerie
at 2020-08-06T21:11

幹超好笑

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