闇陰娘-前導預告 - 成人話題討論

By Skylar Davis
at 2016-01-18T22:32

Table of Contents

半夜裡

我手拿著遙控器漫無目的隨便轉台

深夜結目似乎沒有什麼好看的

"歡迎收看 26百分百"小鬼與中國祥說著

"馬眼你說說看!"寶傑說著

我毫無興致的轉掉

這時有個電影預告吸引了我

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一個從沒交過女友的單純肥宅

生活封閉、油膩

35歲無業依然在家看Ptt露奶尻槍

人生毫無意義

有天

他在西斯板上遇見了一位名叫性感娘的女網友

他們無話不談、無色不聊

肥宅似乎遇見了人生中的那個女孩

他改頭換面、健身

只為了與性感娘見面

看似美好的一切

就在見面的那一刻完全變了調

肥宅與性感娘見面時被敲暈

醒來時雙手被銬在床上

他用力掙扎，卻擺脫不了

陰暗的房間裡，詭異的可怕。

"有人在嗎？誰...誰來救救我...，

碰碰碰，無人的房間傳來三聲敲牆壁的聲音

這是對聖父聖子聖靈的挑釁

房間內佈滿了飛蛾

地板上有著召喚惡魔用的圖案及蠟燭

抽屜開開關關

掛在牆壁十字架上的耶穌流下眼淚後掉落地面

走廊上傳來緩慢且沉重的腳步聲

門緩緩的被推開

出現一位長的像糯米腸的女孩

手裡拿著水桶，水桶裡裝滿了保險套

對著肥宅笑

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恐怖大師猜不透執導

台灣國Ptt西斯板真人真事改編

神父牧師們驅魔史上一大障礙

驚嚇指數更勝厲陰宅、好陰驚、陰純，等恐怖片

西斯板獨立影展多項大獎提名

實力派演員驚悚演出

(第一滴屎)吸微濕屎特濃
(猩球崛起)阿諾史瓦猩格
(當恐龍來敲門)龍
(特級廚餘)李昂星

春節最闔家觀賞首選！

2/5號闇陰娘全球同步上映。

預告片最後糯米腸女孩邊撕開保險套邊唱著童謠

"Twinkle Twinkle little Penis~"

"暗陰娘咧~~~~~"肥宅的慘叫聲迴盪在房間裡

我看完預告片後久久不能自己

除了感動還是感動我拭去眼角的前列腺液

每想到西斯板除了濠洨經驗文跟龍奶文之外

還可以搬上大螢幕

2/5 耶穌也為你哭泣

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Tags: 保險套

All Comments

By Catherine
at 2016-01-22T15:08

幹粗現了膩

By Rebecca
at 2016-01-26T07:45

嘻嘻

By Aaliyah
at 2016-01-30T00:22

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By Rae
at 2016-02-02T16:58

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By Barb Cronin
at 2016-02-06T09:35

我補
13手速也太快=口=

By Kristin
at 2016-02-10T02:12

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By Doris
at 2016-02-13T18:48

推

By Mary
at 2016-02-17T11:25

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By Elvira
at 2016-02-21T04:02

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at 2016-02-24T20:39

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at 2016-02-28T13:15

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at 2016-03-03T05:52

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By Sierra Rose
at 2016-03-06T22:29

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By Elvira
at 2016-03-10T15:05

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By Genevieve
at 2016-03-14T07:42

笑了

By Kyle
at 2016-03-18T00:19

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By Freda
at 2016-03-21T16:55

百推內

By Genevieve
at 2016-03-25T09:32

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By Lauren
at 2016-03-29T02:09

By Erin
at 2016-04-01T18:45

好棒的預告片

By Kyle
at 2016-04-05T11:22

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By Hedy
at 2016-04-09T03:59

0分

By Caroline
at 2016-04-12T20:35

猜哥推

By Cara
at 2016-04-16T13:12

很有畫面

By Emily
at 2016-04-20T05:49

好久不見啊！

By Leila
at 2016-04-23T22:25

笑了

By Queena
at 2016-04-27T15:02

到底w

By Zora
at 2016-05-01T07:39

猜哥回來了

By Irma
at 2016-05-05T00:16

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By Edwina
at 2016-05-08T16:52

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By Yedda
at 2016-05-12T09:29

真是猜不透你啊

By Rosalind
at 2016-05-16T02:06

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By Agatha
at 2016-05-19T18:42

猜哥推

By Edwina
at 2016-05-23T11:19

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By Lydia
at 2016-05-27T03:56

XDD 讚

By Callum
at 2016-05-30T20:32

都沒大致劇情發展，預告片有待加強。

By Noah
at 2016-06-03T13:09

猜哥

By Gary
at 2016-06-07T05:46

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By Mason
at 2016-06-10T22:22

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By Isla
at 2016-06-14T14:59

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By Faithe
at 2016-06-18T07:36

推

By Elvira
at 2016-06-22T00:12

幹猜哥

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at 2016-06-25T16:49

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at 2016-06-29T09:26

推推

By Suhail Hany
at 2016-07-03T02:02

終於出現了

By Victoria
at 2016-07-06T18:39

先推

By Noah
at 2016-07-10T11:16

先推再看

By Mary
at 2016-07-14T03:53

推了

By Steve
at 2016-07-17T20:29

好久沒有看到有趣的豪洨文了

By Elma
at 2016-07-21T13:06

百推內

By Dinah
at 2016-07-25T05:43

耶穌也為你哭泣 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Edith
at 2016-07-28T22:19

為什麼（當恐龍來敲門）龍會讓我大笑XDD

By Megan
at 2016-08-01T14:56

猜哥給推

By Caroline
at 2016-08-05T07:33

開猜

By Anthony
at 2016-08-09T00:09

推啦

By Hedwig
at 2016-08-12T16:46

猜哥推了啊！！

By Yedda
at 2016-08-16T09:23

等到啦～

By Hardy
at 2016-08-20T01:59

XDDDD

By Leila
at 2016-08-23T18:36

猜哥!!

By Queena
at 2016-08-27T11:13

哇~是猜哥欸！！怎麼還有預告

By Connor
at 2016-08-31T03:49

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By Jack
at 2016-09-03T20:26

猜哥推推

By Olivia
at 2016-09-07T13:03

媽我在這

By Olivia
at 2016-09-11T05:39

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By Barb Cronin
at 2016-09-14T22:16

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By Bethany
at 2016-09-18T14:53

推猜哥

By Olga
at 2016-09-22T07:29

幹不要在我生日這天上這個啦XD

By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2016-09-26T00:06

未看先推

By Frederic
at 2016-09-29T16:43

哈哈

By Eden
at 2016-10-03T09:20

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By Callum
at 2016-10-07T01:56

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By Odelette
at 2016-10-10T18:33

百推

By Oliver
at 2016-10-14T11:10

penis!

By James
at 2016-10-18T03:46

你淫了

By Jake
at 2016-10-21T20:23

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By Mia
at 2016-10-25T13:00

XD~ 踏馬的~ 看了我真的很想去電影院看阿

By Christine
at 2016-10-29T05:36

想開
是想看才對

By Bethany
at 2016-11-01T22:13

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By Todd Johnson
at 2016-11-05T14:50

期待首映

By William
at 2016-11-09T07:26

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By William
at 2016-11-13T00:03

幹猜哥預告！

By Linda
at 2016-11-16T16:40

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at 2016-11-20T09:16

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By Emma
at 2016-11-24T01:53

好想看啊

By Donna
at 2016-11-27T18:30

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By Elma
at 2016-12-01T11:06

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By Genevieve
at 2016-12-05T03:43

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By Donna
at 2016-12-08T20:20

我也要百推內！

By Anonymous
at 2016-12-12T12:57

猜哥

By Skylar Davis
at 2016-12-16T05:33

猜哥好久沒出現啦

By Franklin
at 2016-12-19T22:10

猜哥安安

By Ethan
at 2016-12-23T14:47

推

By Connor
at 2016-12-27T07:23

前百！

By Emma
at 2016-12-31T00:00

好久不見猜哥推

By Rosalind
at 2017-01-03T16:37

By Puput
at 2017-01-07T09:13

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By Hedwig
at 2017-01-11T01:50

這麼久不見竟然是預告片

By Rosalind
at 2017-01-14T18:27

幹不要富奸

By Elvira
at 2017-01-18T11:03

\猜哥/\猜哥/\猜哥/\猜哥/

By Zora
at 2017-01-22T03:40

百推內

By Edward Lewis
at 2017-01-25T20:17

推

By Irma
at 2017-01-29T12:53

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By Vanessa
at 2017-02-02T05:30

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By Delia
at 2017-02-05T22:07

居然還沒爆

By Vanessa
at 2017-02-09T14:43

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By Vanessa
at 2017-02-13T07:20

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By Zanna
at 2017-02-16T23:57

等超久

By Charlie
at 2017-02-20T16:34

推！

By Iris
at 2017-02-24T09:10

終於出來了!!!!

By Suhail Hany
at 2017-02-28T01:47

推推

By Quintina
at 2017-03-03T18:24

推

By Frederic
at 2017-03-07T11:00

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By Donna
at 2017-03-11T03:37

推

By Yedda
at 2017-03-14T20:14

猜哥我愛你

By Oliver
at 2017-03-18T12:50

推

By Robert
at 2017-03-22T05:27

春節就等這一齣

By Jacob
at 2017-03-25T22:04

推

By William
at 2017-03-29T14:40

推

By Margaret
at 2017-04-02T07:17

猜哥等你好久

By Doris
at 2017-04-05T23:54

推

By Jake
at 2017-04-09T16:30

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By Isabella
at 2017-04-13T09:07

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By Hedda
at 2017-04-17T01:44

猜哥回歸作必推

By Jake
at 2017-04-20T18:20

百推內

By Heather
at 2017-04-24T10:57

終於等到了

By Oliver
at 2017-04-28T03:34

必須推

By Valerie
at 2017-05-01T20:10

推

By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2017-05-05T12:47

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By Andrew
at 2017-05-09T05:24

猜不透電影院啊

By Necoo
at 2017-05-12T22:01

推

By Zenobia
at 2017-05-16T14:37

闇陰娘-前導預告 - 成人話題討論

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