腋教授的說文解字 - 成人話題討論

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今日講座的主題是 "腋"



腋,讀音同夜,亦可讀易,乃指手臂與身體接觸的凹陷處

生有雜毛,會發異香



腋,是”月 ”跟” 夜 ”的合字

月,肉部,泛指美食

夜,晚上,深夜

 兩字合一,也就是夜晚的美食

 簡單來說,腋下自古就是男女床笫之趣的所在,每到夜晚男女交歡之時

 男方往往雙眼直視女方腋下,淫邪地笑說:我要來享用美食了

 女方羞赧地笑著,於是完成交歡之事




 腋下對男女傳宗接代的責任之重,由民間很多傳說信仰就可以看出

 像是著名的腋下老人

 傳說中,只要將女生的腋毛跟男生的腋毛綁在一起,則此對男女將可永結連理

 直到宋朝末年,腋下老人的名稱和平南皇叔腋孤城相衝

 為了避免得罪聖上,所以才將腋下老人去掉夜字,以求避諱

 並將腋毛改為紅線並牽於腳踝上,也就是現在月下老人的由來




 自古文人雅士多愛腋下,對於腋下也多有所著墨

 像是千金之裘,非一狐之腋,就是在形容腋下的珍貴

 古代文豪歐陽羞傳說即為腋下奇人之一,歐氏自稱六腋居士,擁有六個腋下

 以現代人眼光來看當然不可信,但因為年代久遠古典早已不可考證

 這疑問也就當作騷客茶餘飯後的趣談了

 此外,在更早之時,人類開天闢地的傳說之中,就曾記載,有一大神

 身長丈許,力大無窮,手臂,腋下跟胸膛都十分厚實,可拉大弓射日

 世人稱之為厚腋

 此等傳說實在有如過江之鯽,不可盡信

 比較可信的史實要首推清史記載的一筆文獻,文獻中指出

 順志十一年,中原愛新覺羅氏產一皇子,此時天有七彩,東有巨龍飛天

 此乃大吉之象,此貴人一出生即有腋毛數根,呈螺旋狀,故命之為旋腋

 也就是日後的康西大帝

 這是距離近代史料可考的文獻,對於研究腋史有很大的幫助




 今日的講座就到此結束

 感謝各位的參與

 晚安了  各位朋友


 
 

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All Comments

Quintina avatarQuintina2006-11-02
XD
Lucy avatarLucy2006-11-05
吸們吹洨怎沒出現
Jake avatarJake2006-11-08
推腋教授:P
Mary avatarMary2006-11-11
推推推!!!
Dora avatarDora2006-11-14
一定要搶前10推
Jake avatarJake2006-11-17
推XD
Genevieve avatarGenevieve2006-11-20
XD
Edward Lewis avatarEdward Lewis2006-11-23
太強了XD
Daph Bay avatarDaph Bay2006-11-26
PUSH XD
Jack avatarJack2006-11-29
XD 教授果然厲害
Kumar avatarKumar2006-12-02
三日不讀腋魔俠文 便覺面目可憎 言語無味
Regina avatarRegina2006-12-05
這次還不錯笑
Madame avatarMadame2006-12-08
腋叫獸又來了 大推
Daph Bay avatarDaph Bay2006-12-11
推啊!
Tom avatarTom2006-12-14
XDDDDDDDDDD
Tom avatarTom2006-12-17
這三洨
Regina avatarRegina2006-12-20
推康吸大帝
Ula avatarUla2006-12-23
Brianna avatarBrianna2006-12-26
Quanna avatarQuanna2006-12-29
我服了你.........
Skylar DavisLinda avatarSkylar DavisLinda2007-01-01
哩緊價喜五告胎歌馬五告雞巴XXXXXXXXXXXDDDDDDDDDDDD
Candice avatarCandice2007-01-04
聽你說有在兼家教?
Lauren avatarLauren2007-01-07
推XD
Jacob avatarJacob2007-01-10
太強了= =...
Ula avatarUla2007-01-13
超豪洨的啦! 推!!!
Olive avatarOlive2007-01-16
豪洨 真是有洨問............... 真逆害!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Zenobia avatarZenobia2007-01-19
XD
Irma avatarIrma2007-01-22
先推再說
Iris avatarIris2007-01-25
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
William avatarWilliam2007-01-28
先推!
Olivia avatarOlivia2007-01-31
XD
Rosalind avatarRosalind2007-02-03
腋教授可以發表journal paper了啦
Christine avatarChristine2007-02-06
推! XD
Jacky avatarJacky2007-02-09
XDDDDDDDDDDD
Eden avatarEden2007-02-12
剛翻了一下廣韻 腋:肘腋也 明天去學校翻說文...
Carolina Franco avatarCarolina Franco2007-02-15
果然豪洨 推
Hardy avatarHardy2007-02-18
XDD
Kelly avatarKelly2007-02-21
生平不見腋魔俠,就稱變態亦枉然
Caitlin avatarCaitlin2007-02-24
XD
James avatarJames2007-02-27
XDDDDD
Donna avatarDonna2007-03-02
推推推XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
John avatarJohn2007-03-05
i服了you
Carol avatarCarol2007-03-08
生平不見腋魔俠,就稱變態亦枉然
Ophelia avatarOphelia2007-03-11
推~~腋孤城~~XD~~~
Oliver avatarOliver2007-03-14
未看先推
Kristin avatarKristin2007-03-17
生平不見腋魔俠,就稱變態亦枉然
Steve avatarSteve2007-03-20
這個應該 conference而已啦XD~ 來亂的
Dinah avatarDinah2007-03-23
三日不讀腋魔俠文 便覺面目可憎 言語無味
Callum avatarCallum2007-03-26
大推
Tracy avatarTracy2007-03-29
XDDDDDDDD
Adele avatarAdele2007-04-01
未看先推
Doris avatarDoris2007-04-04
大師...
Doris avatarDoris2007-04-07
推~~~~XD
Ivy avatarIvy2007-04-10
太豪洨了~~~
Heather avatarHeather2007-04-13
推推推
Skylar Davis avatarSkylar Davis2007-04-16
平不見腋魔俠,就稱變態亦枉然
Olivia avatarOlivia2007-04-19
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Emily avatarEmily2007-04-22
未看先推 XD
Una avatarUna2007-04-25
有夠豪洨~
Daph Bay avatarDaph Bay2007-04-28
....真的是很屌
Emma avatarEmma2007-05-01
今天超爆笑........一定要大推!!!!!!!!!!!
Elma avatarElma2007-05-04
腋教授好!! 囧/
Noah avatarNoah2007-05-07
強者腋魔俠!!
Liam avatarLiam2007-05-10
腋孤城XDDDD
Jacob avatarJacob2007-05-13
有真強者的遺風阿!
Mason avatarMason2007-05-16
推阿
Annie avatarAnnie2007-05-19
推推
Skylar DavisLinda avatarSkylar DavisLinda2007-05-22
豪洨大師 你是國文系的吧 似乎是老師喔
Erin avatarErin2007-05-25
生平不見腋魔俠,就稱變態亦枉然
Adele avatarAdele2007-05-28
平生不見腋魔俠,便稱變態也枉然
Tracy avatarTracy2007-05-31
平不見腋魔俠,就稱變態亦枉然
Adele avatarAdele2007-06-03
這厲害
Ingrid avatarIngrid2007-06-06
再看一次~仍讓我嘴角不爭氣的上揚XDDDD
Adele avatarAdele2007-06-09
生平不見腋魔俠,就稱變態亦枉然
Xanthe avatarXanthe2007-06-12
要爆了嗎
Skylar DavisLinda avatarSkylar DavisLinda2007-06-15
生平不見腋魔俠,就稱變態亦枉然
Enid avatarEnid2007-06-18
還有2x篇呢
Rosalind avatarRosalind2007-06-21
這樣的豪洨程度...難道是副長回來了嗎...
Ethan avatarEthan2007-06-24
腥海羅盤XD
Leila avatarLeila2007-06-27
XD~~~~
Connor avatarConnor2007-06-30
肉部泛指美食?真難笑
Zora avatarZora2007-07-03
平生不見腋魔俠,便稱變態也枉然
Connor avatarConnor2007-07-06
平生不見腋魔俠,便稱變態也枉然
Una avatarUna2007-07-09
晚安了 各位朋友
Edward Lewis avatarEdward Lewis2007-07-12
幫補~豪洨嘛~何必太嚴苛呢?
Olivia avatarOlivia2007-07-15
生平不見腋魔俠,就稱變態亦枉然
Zora avatarZora2007-07-18
F大走錯版摟..
John avatarJohn2007-07-21
好笑
Candice avatarCandice2007-07-24
推啊
Victoria avatarVictoria2007-07-27
Genevieve avatarGenevieve2007-07-30
腋教授萬歲~
Michael avatarMichael2007-08-02
還有1x篇 眾鄉民們加油!!
Jessica avatarJessica2007-08-05
腋教授不是白天的化身嗎XD
Elizabeth avatarElizabeth2007-08-08
哩金變態!
Callum avatarCallum2007-08-11
真精闢阿!!! XD~~~~~~~~~
William avatarWilliam2007-08-14
腋教授不是白天才會出來...晚上才是腋魔挾...
Valerie avatarValerie2007-08-17
真是引經據典啊 XDDD
Dinah avatarDinah2007-08-20
他的id就是腋魔俠...囧
Andy avatarAndy2007-08-23
Enid avatarEnid2007-08-26
洨了
Hazel avatarHazel2007-08-29
平生不見腋教授 便稱變態也枉然
Andy avatarAndy2007-09-01
Rae avatarRae2007-09-04
真是引經據典阿XDDD
Charlie avatarCharlie2007-09-07
好狂阿XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Catherine avatarCatherine2007-09-10
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Emma avatarEmma2007-09-13
平生不見腋魔俠,便稱變態也枉然
Adele avatarAdele2007-09-16
要不要準備發表paper阿,登上國際論文啦XD
Tom avatarTom2007-09-19
Rebecca avatarRebecca2007-09-22
樓上...學長好-_-/
Brianna avatarBrianna2007-09-25
Liam avatarLiam2007-09-28
boom~~推推推阿
Quintina avatarQuintina2007-10-01
Frederica avatarFrederica2007-10-04
網路lag~XD 是zz大的樓上-_-
James avatarJames2007-10-07
有副長的味道 @@
Yuri avatarYuri2007-10-10
Puput avatarPuput2007-10-13
平生不見腋教授 便稱變態也枉然 (推齊吧)
Olivia avatarOlivia2007-10-16
偉哉!腋魔俠!!
Brianna avatarBrianna2007-10-19
好強...
Edward Lewis avatarEdward Lewis2007-10-21
歐氏自稱六腋居士,擁有六個腋下....XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Charlie avatarCharlie2007-10-24
平生不見腋教授 便稱變態也枉然
Una avatarUna2007-10-27
XDDD
John avatarJohn2007-10-30
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Isla avatarIsla2007-11-02
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Elvira avatarElvira2007-11-05
屌屌屌
Kelly avatarKelly2007-11-08
生平不見腋魔俠,就稱變態亦枉然
Sandy avatarSandy2007-11-11
原來副長換ID了
Jake avatarJake2007-11-14
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDd
Hazel avatarHazel2007-11-17
幹 腋下老人XD
Rae avatarRae2007-11-20
PUSH
Margaret avatarMargaret2007-11-23
哈哈哈
Yedda avatarYedda2007-11-26
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Harry avatarHarry2007-11-29
哈哈 你怎麼可以這麼豪洨
Genevieve avatarGenevieve2007-12-02
XD
Yedda avatarYedda2007-12-05
腋下老人、腋孤城、后腋射日、六腋居士....真銬北
Oliver avatarOliver2007-12-08
推阿
Catherine avatarCatherine2007-12-11
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Carol avatarCarol2007-12-14
這篇我笑不太出來的說 洨點欠佳
Regina avatarRegina2007-12-17
XDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Megan avatarMegan2007-12-20
蠻好笑的 不懂上面再噓啥
Sarah avatarSarah2007-12-23
笑到爆~
Megan avatarMegan2007-12-26
這是啥洨?跟一ㄝˋ和一ˋ有關就能跟腋扯上了唷!
Lydia avatarLydia2007-12-29
有人肯創作該給鼓勵,搞笑豪洨文太少,日向家族太多
Eartha avatarEartha2008-01-01
笑死我了XDDD六腋居士.....
Ethan avatarEthan2008-01-04
我笑了...
Andy avatarAndy2008-01-07
好笑XD
Sierra Rose avatarSierra Rose2008-01-10
兩個噓的要承認你們兩個自己沒幽默感 真可憐ㄚXD
Carolina Franco avatarCarolina Franco2008-01-13
惠我良多
Bethany avatarBethany2008-01-16
想笑死我喔
Wallis avatarWallis2008-01-19
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Edwina avatarEdwina2008-01-22
先推在說
Steve avatarSteve2008-01-25
淚推 哩金豪洨 可是我每天都在等你的文
Quintina avatarQuintina2008-01-28
劣者我受教了...來西斯長知識
Frederica avatarFrederica2008-01-31
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Odelette avatarOdelette2008-02-03
您真內行!! 我受教了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Quintina avatarQuintina2008-02-06
哇勒 這殺小XDDDDD
Edith avatarEdith2008-02-09
真強
Sandy avatarSandy2008-02-12
降子掰的出來也真強
Jessica avatarJessica2008-02-15
腋教授 XD
Aaliyah avatarAaliyah2008-02-18
根本不好笑 一堆人自嗨 跟西斯也沒關 怎不刪 幹
Liam avatarLiam2008-02-21
腋魔俠既出 誰與爭鋒?
James avatarJames2008-02-24
XD
Xanthe avatarXanthe2008-02-27
xd
Thomas avatarThomas2008-03-01
腋教授太帥啦~~~
Doris avatarDoris2008-03-04
生平不見腋魔俠,就稱變態亦枉然
Andrew avatarAndrew2008-03-07
金豪洨!
Franklin avatarFranklin2008-03-10
生平不見腋魔俠,就稱變態亦枉然
Linda avatarLinda2008-03-13
XDDD
Jake avatarJake2008-03-16
霹靂好笑的 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Christine avatarChristine2008-03-19
XD
Edward Lewis avatarEdward Lewis2008-03-22
推推推
Sierra Rose avatarSierra Rose2008-03-25
XD
Frederica avatarFrederica2008-03-28
XD
Ingrid avatarIngrid2008-03-28
XDDDDDDDDDd........................
Ula avatarUla2008-03-31
平南皇叔 XD
Andy avatarAndy2008-04-03
XDDDD
Mary avatarMary2008-04-06
三頭六臂的話就會有六個腋下
Iris avatarIris2008-04-09
推腋魔俠
Noah avatarNoah2008-04-12
生平不見腋魔俠,就稱變態亦枉然
Zanna avatarZanna2008-04-15
噓文的才自high吧?
Necoo avatarNecoo2008-04-18
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDd
Rebecca avatarRebecca2008-04-21
我開始懷疑腋魔俠是以西斯之名 行教化之實 XD
Gilbert avatarGilbert2008-04-24
我要來享用美食了
Caroline avatarCaroline2008-04-27
水啦!!
Ethan avatarEthan2008-04-30
XDD
Puput avatarPuput2008-05-03
想請教腋魔俠 為什麼狐狸的腋皮這麼珍貴 XD
Gilbert avatarGilbert2008-05-06
生平不見腋魔俠,就稱變態亦枉然
Puput avatarPuput2008-05-09
不見腋魔俠,就稱變態亦枉然
Caitlin avatarCaitlin2008-05-12
平不見腋魔俠,就稱變態亦枉然 腋大師!
Queena avatarQueena2008-05-15
平不見腋魔俠,就稱變態亦枉然
Jacky avatarJacky2008-05-18
不見腋魔俠,就稱變態亦枉然
Lucy avatarLucy2008-05-21
推屎您
Olive avatarOlive2008-05-24
幹 真的太好笑了啦XD
Sarah avatarSarah2008-05-27
太好笑啦~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~````
Carolina Franco avatarCarolina Franco2008-05-30
平生不見腋魔俠,便稱變態亦枉然
Jacky avatarJacky2008-06-02
哈哈
Daniel avatarDaniel2008-06-05
真的佩服你! 腋教授!
Necoo avatarNecoo2008-06-08
推腋魔俠
Barb Cronin avatarBarb Cronin2008-06-11
生平不見腋魔俠,就稱變態亦枉然
Aaliyah avatarAaliyah2008-06-14
Damian avatarDamian2008-06-17
good
Ophelia avatarOphelia2008-06-20
厚腋XD
Rae avatarRae2008-06-23
參考資料不知道是從哪來的 不過很屌=,=
Margaret avatarMargaret2008-06-26
5566good
Linda avatarLinda2008-06-29
補血,樓上在殘什麼勁?
Carol avatarCarol2008-07-02
水拉
Jacob avatarJacob2008-07-05
幹!腋教授夠專業.....
Michael avatarMichael2008-07-08
不見腋魔俠,就稱變態亦枉然
Brianna avatarBrianna2008-07-11
生平不見腋魔俠,就稱變態亦枉然
Joseph avatarJoseph2008-07-14
我很少推文
James avatarJames2008-07-17
腋大師!!!!!!!!!!
Andrew avatarAndrew2008-07-20
不見腋魔俠,就稱變態亦枉然
Caitlin avatarCaitlin2008-07-23
腋魔俠的豪洨風格跟副長有像到XD
Caitlin avatarCaitlin2008-07-26
對了 腋大好像是國文老師?! 印象中@@ "
Skylar DavisLinda avatarSkylar DavisLinda2008-07-29
真是引莖具舔的好文 !!!
Una avatarUna2008-08-01
小弟讀的莖莖有味阿
Regina avatarRegina2008-08-04
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Emily avatarEmily2008-08-07
傳說中,只要將女生的腋毛跟男生的腋毛綁在一起
則此對男女將可永結連理
別再相信沒有根據的事實了
Regina avatarRegina2008-08-10
本日最中肯啊!
Quintina avatarQuintina2008-08-13
出生即有腋毛數根!!
Robert avatarRobert2008-08-16
平生不見腋魔俠,便稱變態也枉然 必推嘛,廢話XD
Victoria avatarVictoria2008-08-19
腋教授太強啦
Yedda avatarYedda2008-08-22
XDDD 推!!
Daph Bay avatarDaph Bay2008-08-25
腋教授.....這篇不錯 哈哈!
Gary avatarGary2008-08-28
Andy avatarAndy2008-08-31
William avatarWilliam2008-09-03
Faithe avatarFaithe2008-09-06
XD 幹 豪洨
Jake avatarJake2008-09-09
噓幾個就推100倍回來阿XD
Caitlin avatarCaitlin2008-09-12
補血
Elvira avatarElvira2008-09-15
評聲不見腋魔俠,便稱變態也枉然!
Zanna avatarZanna2008-09-18
打哈欠
Genevieve avatarGenevieve2008-09-21
推100!
Brianna avatarBrianna2008-09-24
上一篇的稿還沒完阿,不要拖稿
Sandy avatarSandy2008-09-27
西斯版的清流
Tom avatarTom2008-09-30
大推啊~~~XDDD
Ursula avatarUrsula2008-10-03
Good!
Ida avatarIda2008-10-06
David avatarDavid2008-10-09
大推阿!!! 清流 腋魔俠
Erin avatarErin2008-10-12
請問腋魔俠, 腋魔俠前傳裡有一個葉狐城是....??
Edith avatarEdith2008-10-15
腋教授!!
Zenobia avatarZenobia2008-10-18
平生不見腋魔俠,便稱變態也枉然
Kyle avatarKyle2008-10-21
平生不見腋魔俠,便稱變態也枉然
Queena avatarQueena2008-10-24
XD
Zenobia avatarZenobia2008-10-27
瘋子= =
Olivia avatarOlivia2008-10-30
爆!!
Lucy avatarLucy2008-11-02
給我爆
Jessica avatarJessica2008-11-05
爆吧
Ursula avatarUrsula2008-11-08
推一個
Emily avatarEmily2008-11-11
Eartha avatarEartha2008-11-14
回味一下
Delia avatarDelia2008-11-17
嚇個半死
Franklin avatarFranklin2008-11-20
死有餘辜
Rae avatarRae2008-11-23
沽名釣譽
Yedda avatarYedda2008-11-26
XDDDDDD 2009/9/4 朝聖
Madame avatarMadame2008-11-29
2009/12/16 朝聖
Irma avatarIrma2008-12-02
樓上日期耍笨
Susan avatarSusan2008-12-05
不錯!!
Aaliyah avatarAaliyah2008-12-08
2013/1/16朝聖 快笑死了XD
William avatarWilliam2008-12-11
2013/05/05 mimicID 腋魔俠 已死不復在
Hardy avatarHardy2008-12-14
20160109留念!
Ingrid avatarIngrid2008-12-17
2016/4/16 留念!
Madame avatarMadame2008-12-20
朝聖