腋教授的說文解字 - 成人話題討論

By Leila
at 2006-10-30T23:59

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今日講座的主題是 "腋"

腋，讀音同夜，亦可讀易，乃指手臂與身體接觸的凹陷處

生有雜毛，會發異香

腋，是”月 ”跟” 夜　”的合字

月，肉部，泛指美食

夜，晚上，深夜

　兩字合一，也就是夜晚的美食

　簡單來說，腋下自古就是男女床笫之趣的所在，每到夜晚男女交歡之時

　男方往往雙眼直視女方腋下，淫邪地笑說：我要來享用美食了

　女方羞赧地笑著，於是完成交歡之事

　腋下對男女傳宗接代的責任之重，由民間很多傳說信仰就可以看出

　像是著名的腋下老人

　傳說中，只要將女生的腋毛跟男生的腋毛綁在一起，則此對男女將可永結連理

　直到宋朝末年，腋下老人的名稱和平南皇叔腋孤城相衝

　為了避免得罪聖上，所以才將腋下老人去掉夜字，以求避諱

　並將腋毛改為紅線並牽於腳踝上，也就是現在月下老人的由來

　自古文人雅士多愛腋下，對於腋下也多有所著墨

　像是千金之裘，非一狐之腋，就是在形容腋下的珍貴

　古代文豪歐陽羞傳說即為腋下奇人之一，歐氏自稱六腋居士，擁有六個腋下

　以現代人眼光來看當然不可信，但因為年代久遠古典早已不可考證

　這疑問也就當作騷客茶餘飯後的趣談了

　此外，在更早之時，人類開天闢地的傳說之中，就曾記載，有一大神

　身長丈許，力大無窮，手臂，腋下跟胸膛都十分厚實，可拉大弓射日

　世人稱之為厚腋

　此等傳說實在有如過江之鯽，不可盡信

　比較可信的史實要首推清史記載的一筆文獻，文獻中指出

　順志十一年，中原愛新覺羅氏產一皇子，此時天有七彩，東有巨龍飛天

　此乃大吉之象，此貴人一出生即有腋毛數根，呈螺旋狀，故命之為旋腋

　也就是日後的康西大帝

　這是距離近代史料可考的文獻，對於研究腋史有很大的幫助

　今日的講座就到此結束

　感謝各位的參與

　晚安了　　各位朋友

　
　

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All Comments

By Quintina
at 2006-11-02T23:47

By Lucy
at 2006-11-05T23:34

吸們吹洨怎沒出現

By Jake
at 2006-11-08T23:22

推腋教授:P

By Mary
at 2006-11-11T23:10

推推推！！！

By Dora
at 2006-11-14T22:58

一定要搶前10推

By Jake
at 2006-11-17T22:46

推XD

By Genevieve
at 2006-11-20T22:34

By Edward Lewis
at 2006-11-23T22:21

太強了XD

By Daph Bay
at 2006-11-26T22:09

PUSH XD

By Jack
at 2006-11-29T21:57

XD 教授果然厲害

By Kumar
at 2006-12-02T21:45

三日不讀腋魔俠文　便覺面目可憎　言語無味

By Regina
at 2006-12-05T21:33

這次還不錯笑

By Madame
at 2006-12-08T21:21

腋叫獸又來了大推

By Daph Bay
at 2006-12-11T21:08

推啊！

By Tom
at 2006-12-14T20:56

XDDDDDDDDDD

By Tom
at 2006-12-17T20:44

這三洨

By Regina
at 2006-12-20T20:32

推康吸大帝

By Ula
at 2006-12-23T20:20

推

By Brianna
at 2006-12-26T20:08

推

By Quanna
at 2006-12-29T19:55

我服了你.........

By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2007-01-01T19:43

哩緊價喜五告胎歌馬五告雞巴XXXXXXXXXXXDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Candice
at 2007-01-04T19:31

聽你說有在兼家教?

By Lauren
at 2007-01-07T19:19

推XD

By Jacob
at 2007-01-10T19:07

太強了= =...

By Ula
at 2007-01-13T18:55

超豪洨的啦! 推!!!

By Olive
at 2007-01-16T18:42

豪洨真是有洨問............... 真逆害!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

By Zenobia
at 2007-01-19T18:30

By Irma
at 2007-01-22T18:18

先推再說

By Iris
at 2007-01-25T18:06

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By William
at 2007-01-28T17:54

先推！

By Olivia
at 2007-01-31T17:42

By Rosalind
at 2007-02-03T17:29

腋教授可以發表journal paper了啦

By Christine
at 2007-02-06T17:17

推! XD

By Jacky
at 2007-02-09T17:05

XDDDDDDDDDDD

By Eden
at 2007-02-12T16:53

剛翻了一下廣韻腋:肘腋也明天去學校翻說文...

By Carolina Franco
at 2007-02-15T16:41

果然豪洨推

By Hardy
at 2007-02-18T16:29

XDD

By Kelly
at 2007-02-21T16:16

生平不見腋魔俠，就稱變態亦枉然

By Caitlin
at 2007-02-24T16:04

By James
at 2007-02-27T15:52

XDDDDD

By Donna
at 2007-03-02T15:40

推推推XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By John
at 2007-03-05T15:28

i服了you

By Carol
at 2007-03-08T15:16

生平不見腋魔俠，就稱變態亦枉然

By Ophelia
at 2007-03-11T15:03

推~~腋孤城~~XD~~~

By Oliver
at 2007-03-14T14:51

未看先推

By Kristin
at 2007-03-17T14:39

生平不見腋魔俠，就稱變態亦枉然

By Steve
at 2007-03-20T14:27

這個應該 conference而已啦XD~ 來亂的

By Dinah
at 2007-03-23T14:15

三日不讀腋魔俠文　便覺面目可憎　言語無味

By Callum
at 2007-03-26T14:03

大推

By Tracy
at 2007-03-29T13:50

XDDDDDDDD

By Adele
at 2007-04-01T13:38

未看先推

By Doris
at 2007-04-04T13:26

大師...

By Doris
at 2007-04-07T13:14

推~~~~XD

By Ivy
at 2007-04-10T13:02

太豪洨了~~~

By Heather
at 2007-04-13T12:50

推推推

By Skylar Davis
at 2007-04-16T12:37

平不見腋魔俠，就稱變態亦枉然

By Olivia
at 2007-04-19T12:25

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Emily
at 2007-04-22T12:13

未看先推 XD

By Una
at 2007-04-25T12:01

有夠豪洨~

By Daph Bay
at 2007-04-28T11:49

....真的是很屌

By Emma
at 2007-05-01T11:37

今天超爆笑........一定要大推!!!!!!!!!!!

By Elma
at 2007-05-04T11:24

腋教授好!! 囧/

By Noah
at 2007-05-07T11:12

強者腋魔俠!!

By Liam
at 2007-05-10T11:00

腋孤城XDDDD

By Jacob
at 2007-05-13T10:48

有真強者的遺風阿！

By Mason
at 2007-05-16T10:36

推阿

By Annie
at 2007-05-19T10:24

推推

By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2007-05-22T10:11

豪洨大師你是國文系的吧似乎是老師喔

By Erin
at 2007-05-25T09:59

生平不見腋魔俠，就稱變態亦枉然

By Adele
at 2007-05-28T09:47

平生不見腋魔俠，便稱變態也枉然

By Tracy
at 2007-05-31T09:35

平不見腋魔俠，就稱變態亦枉然

By Adele
at 2007-06-03T09:23

這厲害

By Ingrid
at 2007-06-06T09:11

再看一次~仍讓我嘴角不爭氣的上揚XDDDD

By Adele
at 2007-06-09T08:58

生平不見腋魔俠，就稱變態亦枉然

By Xanthe
at 2007-06-12T08:46

要爆了嗎

By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2007-06-15T08:34

生平不見腋魔俠，就稱變態亦枉然

By Enid
at 2007-06-18T08:22

還有2x篇呢

By Rosalind
at 2007-06-21T08:10

這樣的豪洨程度...難道是副長回來了嗎...

By Ethan
at 2007-06-24T07:58

腥海羅盤XD

By Leila
at 2007-06-27T07:45

XD~~~~

By Connor
at 2007-06-30T07:33

肉部泛指美食?真難笑

By Zora
at 2007-07-03T07:21

平生不見腋魔俠，便稱變態也枉然

By Connor
at 2007-07-06T07:09

平生不見腋魔俠，便稱變態也枉然

By Una
at 2007-07-09T06:57

晚安了　各位朋友

By Edward Lewis
at 2007-07-12T06:45

幫補~豪洨嘛~何必太嚴苛呢?

By Olivia
at 2007-07-15T06:32

生平不見腋魔俠，就稱變態亦枉然

By Zora
at 2007-07-18T06:20

F大走錯版摟..

By John
at 2007-07-21T06:08

好笑

By Candice
at 2007-07-24T05:56

推啊

By Victoria
at 2007-07-27T05:44

棒

By Genevieve
at 2007-07-30T05:32

腋教授萬歲~

By Michael
at 2007-08-02T05:19

還有1x篇眾鄉民們加油!!

By Jessica
at 2007-08-05T05:07

腋教授不是白天的化身嗎XD

By Elizabeth
at 2007-08-08T04:55

哩金變態!

By Callum
at 2007-08-11T04:43

真精闢阿!!! XD~~~~~~~~~

By William
at 2007-08-14T04:31

腋教授不是白天才會出來...晚上才是腋魔挾...

By Valerie
at 2007-08-17T04:19

真是引經據典啊 XDDD

By Dinah
at 2007-08-20T04:06

他的id就是腋魔俠...囧

By Andy
at 2007-08-23T03:54

推

By Enid
at 2007-08-26T03:42

洨了

By Hazel
at 2007-08-29T03:30

平生不見腋教授便稱變態也枉然

By Andy
at 2007-09-01T03:18

噗

By Rae
at 2007-09-04T03:06

真是引經據典阿XDDD

By Charlie
at 2007-09-07T02:53

好狂阿XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Catherine
at 2007-09-10T02:41

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Emma
at 2007-09-13T02:29

平生不見腋魔俠，便稱變態也枉然

By Adele
at 2007-09-16T02:17

要不要準備發表paper阿，登上國際論文啦XD

By Tom
at 2007-09-19T02:05

爆

By Rebecca
at 2007-09-22T01:53

樓上...學長好-_-/

By Brianna
at 2007-09-25T01:40

帥

By Liam
at 2007-09-28T01:28

boom~~推推推阿

By Quintina
at 2007-10-01T01:16

推

By Frederica
at 2007-10-04T01:04

網路lag~XD 是zz大的樓上-_-

By James
at 2007-10-07T00:52

有副長的味道 @@

By Yuri
at 2007-10-10T00:40

推

By Puput
at 2007-10-13T00:27

平生不見腋教授便稱變態也枉然 (推齊吧)

By Olivia
at 2007-10-16T00:15

偉哉!腋魔俠!!

By Brianna
at 2007-10-19T00:03

好強...

By Edward Lewis
at 2007-10-21T23:51

歐氏自稱六腋居士，擁有六個腋下....XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Charlie
at 2007-10-24T23:39

平生不見腋教授便稱變態也枉然

By Una
at 2007-10-27T23:27

XDDD

By John
at 2007-10-30T23:14

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Isla
at 2007-11-02T23:02

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Elvira
at 2007-11-05T22:50

屌屌屌

By Kelly
at 2007-11-08T22:38

生平不見腋魔俠，就稱變態亦枉然

By Sandy
at 2007-11-11T22:26

原來副長換ID了

By Jake
at 2007-11-14T22:14

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDd

By Hazel
at 2007-11-17T22:01

幹腋下老人XD

By Rae
at 2007-11-20T21:49

PUSH

By Margaret
at 2007-11-23T21:37

哈哈哈

By Yedda
at 2007-11-26T21:25

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Harry
at 2007-11-29T21:13

哈哈你怎麼可以這麼豪洨

By Genevieve
at 2007-12-02T21:01

By Yedda
at 2007-12-05T20:48

腋下老人、腋孤城、后腋射日、六腋居士....真銬北

By Oliver
at 2007-12-08T20:36

推阿

By Catherine
at 2007-12-11T20:24

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Carol
at 2007-12-14T20:12

這篇我笑不太出來的說洨點欠佳

By Regina
at 2007-12-17T20:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Megan
at 2007-12-20T19:48

蠻好笑的不懂上面再噓啥

By Sarah
at 2007-12-23T19:35

笑到爆~

By Megan
at 2007-12-26T19:23

這是啥洨?跟一ㄝˋ和一ˋ有關就能跟腋扯上了唷!

By Lydia
at 2007-12-29T19:11

有人肯創作該給鼓勵，搞笑豪洨文太少，日向家族太多

By Eartha
at 2008-01-01T18:59

笑死我了XDDD六腋居士.....

By Ethan
at 2008-01-04T18:47

我笑了...

By Andy
at 2008-01-07T18:35

好笑XD

By Sierra Rose
at 2008-01-10T18:22

兩個噓的要承認你們兩個自己沒幽默感真可憐ㄚXD

By Carolina Franco
at 2008-01-13T18:10

惠我良多

By Bethany
at 2008-01-16T17:58

想笑死我喔

By Wallis
at 2008-01-19T17:46

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Edwina
at 2008-01-22T17:34

先推在說

By Steve
at 2008-01-25T17:22

淚推哩金豪洨可是我每天都在等你的文

By Quintina
at 2008-01-28T17:09

劣者我受教了...來西斯長知識

By Frederica
at 2008-01-31T16:57

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Odelette
at 2008-02-03T16:45

您真內行!! 我受教了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Quintina
at 2008-02-06T16:33

哇勒這殺小XDDDDD

By Edith
at 2008-02-09T16:21

真強

By Sandy
at 2008-02-12T16:09

降子掰的出來也真強

By Jessica
at 2008-02-15T15:56

腋教授 XD

By Aaliyah
at 2008-02-18T15:44

根本不好笑一堆人自嗨跟西斯也沒關怎不刪幹

By Liam
at 2008-02-21T15:32

腋魔俠既出誰與爭鋒?

By James
at 2008-02-24T15:20

By Xanthe
at 2008-02-27T15:08

By Thomas
at 2008-03-01T14:56

腋教授太帥啦~~~

By Doris
at 2008-03-04T14:43

生平不見腋魔俠，就稱變態亦枉然

By Andrew
at 2008-03-07T14:31

金豪洨!

By Franklin
at 2008-03-10T14:19

生平不見腋魔俠，就稱變態亦枉然

By Linda
at 2008-03-13T14:07

XDDD

By Jake
at 2008-03-16T13:55

霹靂好笑的 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Christine
at 2008-03-19T13:43

By Edward Lewis
at 2008-03-22T13:30

推推推

By Sierra Rose
at 2008-03-25T13:18

By Frederica
at 2008-03-28T13:06

By Ingrid
at 2008-03-28T22:23

XDDDDDDDDDd........................

By Ula
at 2008-03-31T22:11

平南皇叔 XD

By Andy
at 2008-04-03T21:59

XDDDD

By Mary
at 2008-04-06T21:47

三頭六臂的話就會有六個腋下

By Iris
at 2008-04-09T21:35

推腋魔俠

By Noah
at 2008-04-12T21:22

生平不見腋魔俠，就稱變態亦枉然

By Zanna
at 2008-04-15T21:10

噓文的才自high吧?

By Necoo
at 2008-04-18T20:58

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDd

By Rebecca
at 2008-04-21T20:46

我開始懷疑腋魔俠是以西斯之名行教化之實 XD

By Gilbert
at 2008-04-24T20:34

我要來享用美食了

By Caroline
at 2008-04-27T20:22

水啦!!

By Ethan
at 2008-04-30T20:09

XDD

By Puput
at 2008-05-03T19:57

想請教腋魔俠為什麼狐狸的腋皮這麼珍貴 XD

By Gilbert
at 2008-05-06T19:45

生平不見腋魔俠，就稱變態亦枉然

By Puput
at 2008-05-09T19:33

不見腋魔俠，就稱變態亦枉然

By Caitlin
at 2008-05-12T19:21

平不見腋魔俠，就稱變態亦枉然腋大師!

By Queena
at 2008-05-15T19:09

平不見腋魔俠，就稱變態亦枉然

By Jacky
at 2008-05-18T18:56

不見腋魔俠，就稱變態亦枉然

By Lucy
at 2008-05-21T18:44

推屎您

By Olive
at 2008-05-24T18:32

幹真的太好笑了啦XD

By Sarah
at 2008-05-27T18:20

太好笑啦~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~````

By Carolina Franco
at 2008-05-30T18:08

平生不見腋魔俠，便稱變態亦枉然

By Jacky
at 2008-06-02T17:56

哈哈

By Daniel
at 2008-06-05T17:43

真的佩服你! 腋教授!

By Necoo
at 2008-06-08T17:31

推腋魔俠

By Barb Cronin
at 2008-06-11T17:19

生平不見腋魔俠，就稱變態亦枉然

By Aaliyah
at 2008-06-14T17:07

推

By Damian
at 2008-06-17T16:55

good

By Ophelia
at 2008-06-20T16:43

厚腋ＸＤ

By Rae
at 2008-06-23T16:30

參考資料不知道是從哪來的不過很屌=,=

By Margaret
at 2008-06-26T16:18

5566good

By Linda
at 2008-06-29T16:06

補血，樓上在殘什麼勁?

By Carol
at 2008-07-02T15:54

水拉

By Jacob
at 2008-07-05T15:42

幹！腋教授夠專業.....

By Michael
at 2008-07-08T15:30

不見腋魔俠，就稱變態亦枉然

By Brianna
at 2008-07-11T15:17

生平不見腋魔俠，就稱變態亦枉然

By Joseph
at 2008-07-14T15:05

我很少推文

By James
at 2008-07-17T14:53

腋大師!!!!!!!!!!

By Andrew
at 2008-07-20T14:41

不見腋魔俠，就稱變態亦枉然

By Caitlin
at 2008-07-23T14:29

腋魔俠的豪洨風格跟副長有像到XD

By Caitlin
at 2008-07-26T14:17

對了腋大好像是國文老師?! 印象中@@ "

By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2008-07-29T14:04

真是引莖具舔的好文 !!!

By Una
at 2008-08-01T13:52

小弟讀的莖莖有味阿

By Regina
at 2008-08-04T13:40

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Emily
at 2008-08-07T13:28

傳說中，只要將女生的腋毛跟男生的腋毛綁在一起
則此對男女將可永結連理
別再相信沒有根據的事實了

By Regina
at 2008-08-10T13:16

本日最中肯啊！

By Quintina
at 2008-08-13T13:04

出生即有腋毛數根!!

By Robert
at 2008-08-16T12:51

平生不見腋魔俠，便稱變態也枉然必推嘛，廢話XD

By Victoria
at 2008-08-19T12:39

腋教授太強啦

By Yedda
at 2008-08-22T12:27

XDDD 推!!

By Daph Bay
at 2008-08-25T12:15

腋教授.....這篇不錯哈哈！

By Gary
at 2008-08-28T12:03

By Andy
at 2008-08-31T11:51

By William
at 2008-09-03T11:38

By Faithe
at 2008-09-06T11:26

XD 幹豪洨

By Jake
at 2008-09-09T11:14

噓幾個就推100倍回來阿XD

By Caitlin
at 2008-09-12T11:02

補血

By Elvira
at 2008-09-15T10:50

評聲不見腋魔俠,便稱變態也枉然！

By Zanna
at 2008-09-18T10:38

打哈欠

By Genevieve
at 2008-09-21T10:25

推100!

By Brianna
at 2008-09-24T10:13

上一篇的稿還沒完阿，不要拖稿

By Sandy
at 2008-09-27T10:01

西斯版的清流

By Tom
at 2008-09-30T09:49

大推啊~~~XDDD

By Ursula
at 2008-10-03T09:37

Good!

By Ida
at 2008-10-06T09:25

推

By David
at 2008-10-09T09:12

大推阿!!! 清流腋魔俠

By Erin
at 2008-10-12T09:00

請問腋魔俠, 腋魔俠前傳裡有一個葉狐城是....??

By Edith
at 2008-10-15T08:48

腋教授!!

By Zenobia
at 2008-10-18T08:36

平生不見腋魔俠，便稱變態也枉然

By Kyle
at 2008-10-21T08:24

平生不見腋魔俠，便稱變態也枉然

By Queena
at 2008-10-24T08:12

By Zenobia
at 2008-10-27T07:59

瘋子= =

By Olivia
at 2008-10-30T07:47

爆!!

By Lucy
at 2008-11-02T07:35

給我爆

By Jessica
at 2008-11-05T07:23

爆吧

By Ursula
at 2008-11-08T07:11

推一個

By Emily
at 2008-11-11T06:59

By Eartha
at 2008-11-14T06:46

回味一下

By Delia
at 2008-11-17T06:34

嚇個半死

By Franklin
at 2008-11-20T06:22

死有餘辜

By Rae
at 2008-11-23T06:10

沽名釣譽

By Yedda
at 2008-11-26T05:58

XDDDDDD 2009/9/4 朝聖

By Madame
at 2008-11-29T05:46

2009/12/16 朝聖

By Irma
at 2008-12-02T05:33

樓上日期耍笨

By Susan
at 2008-12-05T05:21

不錯!!

By Aaliyah
at 2008-12-08T05:09

2013/1/16朝聖快笑死了XD

By William
at 2008-12-11T04:57

2013/05/05 mimicID 腋魔俠已死不復在

By Hardy
at 2008-12-14T04:45

20160109留念！

By Ingrid
at 2008-12-17T04:33

2016/4/16 留念！

By Madame
at 2008-12-20T04:20

朝聖

腋教授的說文解字 - 成人話題討論

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