背影 - 成人話題討論

Delia avatar
By Delia
at 2013-06-02T02:07

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我與ttb不相見已有半年餘了,我最不能忘記的是他的背影。

那年夏天,分身被4叉貓桶了,ttb的板務也交洩了,正是禍不單行的日子,

我從八卦版跑回西斯版,打算把握最後的機會再見ttb一遍。



到西斯版見著新版主東摳,看見天下第一豪洨大會,

又想起之前的雞排送飲料,不禁簌簌地流下眼淚。

ttb說,“事已如此,不必難過,我還沒下台!”

回頭發了站內信,約好時間跟旅館後;

又跟想幹死ttb的板眾丟了些水球,打算達成板眾想幹死ttb的願望。

這些日子,個人光景很是慘淡,一半為了期中考,

一半為了麻倉優的引退。




板務交接完畢,ttb要赴約滿足大家的慾望,為了幫他帶路,我們便同行。

到旅館時,qn約去遊逛,勾留了3小時;天黑便須搭車回到旅館。

ttb因為要服務的板眾太多,本已說定不送我,叫板內裏一個熟識的板友陪我同去。

他再三囑咐板規9,要板友拍下qn的照片,甚是仔細。

但他終於不放心,怕板友不會拍;頗躊躇了一會。

其實我那年已22歲,單眼已用過兩三次,是沒有甚麼要緊的了。

他躊躇了一會,終於決定還是自己送我去。

我兩三回勸他不必去;他只說,“不要緊,他們去不好!”




我們到了街上,看到了qn。我跟qn閒聊,他忙著偷拍。

照片太多了,大家得向ttb行些P幣,才可看到。

他便又忙著和大家講價錢。

我那時真是聰明過分,總覺他說話不大漂亮,非自己插嘴不可。

但他終於講定了價錢;就送我上車。

他給我揀定了靠車門的一張椅子;我將他給我的紫貂大衣鋪好坐位。

他囑我路上小心,到板上發暗黑文要警醒些,不要被水桶。

又囑託板友好好照應我。我心裏暗笑他的迂;他們只記得要幹死你,托他們直是白托!

而且我這樣大年紀的人,難道還不能自己賺p幣麼?

唉,我現在想想,那時真是太聰明了。



我說道,“ttb,你走吧。”

他往車外看了看,說,“我買幾個潤滑液去。你就在此地,不要走動。”

我看那邊旅館外有幾個賣東西的等著顧客。

走到那邊店家,須穿過公車專用道,須跳下去又爬上去。

ttb常常被大家幹到兩腳發軟,走路自然要費事些。我本來要去的,他不肯,只好讓他去。



我看見他腿型內八,蹣跚地走到馬路邊,

慢慢走三步路,尚不大難。可是他穿過公車專用道,要走回來,就不容易了。

他用兩手捂著菊花,兩腳奮力往前邁;他嬌小的小隻馬外型向左微傾,顯出努力的樣子。

這時我看見他的背影,我的淚很快地流下來了。

我趕緊拭乾了淚,怕他看見,也怕別人看見。

我再向外看時,他已拿了一大袋潤滑液和保險套往回走了。




過馬路時,他先將潤滑液散放在地上,自己慢慢往前走,再踢著潤滑液往前走。

到這邊時,我趕緊去攙他。他和我走到車上,將潤滑液一股腦兒放在我的皮大衣上。

於是撲撲衣上的泥土,心裏很輕鬆似的,過一會說,

“我走了,到板上有人跟你要qn圖時,記得說是我拍的!”

我望著他走出去。他走了幾步,回過頭看見我,說,

“進來吧,趁大家還沒幹過,先讓你試試。”

在一陣他的慘叫之後,想想等等就要被幹死的ttb,心裡有點感傷。

等他的背影混入來來往往的人裏,再找不著了,我便進來坐下,我的眼淚又來了。



近幾天來,ttb和我都是東奔西跑,西斯光景是一日不如一日。

他少年到西斯闖蕩,選上板主,做了許多大事。哪知老境卻如此頹唐!

他觸目傷懷,自然情不能自已。

情鬱於中,自然要發之於外;板友沒超過30cm便往往使他無感。他待我漸漸不同往日。

但最近幾月不見,他終於忘卻我的不好,只是惦記著我,惦記著還沒用完的潤滑液。



我北來後,他寫了一封信給我,信中說道,

“我身體平安,惟三餐臘腸、熱狗吃膩,

半夜出來喬事情,諸多不便,大約鬆垮之期不遠矣。”

我讀到此處,在晶瑩的淚光中,又看見那腿開開的,滿菊花精液,舉步維艱的背影。

唉!我不知何時再能與他相見!



2013年在西斯版天下第一豪洨大會上

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All Comments

Anonymous avatar
By Anonymous
at 2013-06-04T07:24
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD朱自清 會哭死
Hedwig avatar
By Hedwig
at 2013-06-06T12:42
甘~誰老境如此頹唐~= =
Rae avatar
By Rae
at 2013-06-08T17:59
優質好文!!!XDDDDDD
Caroline avatar
By Caroline
at 2013-06-10T23:17
你就不要睡覺 朱自清半夜一定去殺死你 =_=
Ula avatar
By Ula
at 2013-06-13T04:34
已哭
Regina avatar
By Regina
at 2013-06-15T09:51
◢████◣
Olga avatar
By Olga
at 2013-06-17T15:09
推歪了
Linda avatar
By Linda
at 2013-06-19T20:26
終於失手了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Regina avatar
By Regina
at 2013-06-22T01:44
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Caitlin avatar
By Caitlin
at 2013-06-24T07:01
朱自清在哭啊XDDDDDDDD
Kelly avatar
By Kelly
at 2013-06-26T12:19
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Dorothy avatar
By Dorothy
at 2013-06-28T17:36
讚啦!!!!!!!!! 踢踢逼! qn圖咧?!
Kumar avatar
By Kumar
at 2013-06-30T22:54
大半夜的大家還在西斯板上看豪洨
Caitlin avatar
By Caitlin
at 2013-07-03T04:11
這篇還有A大溜手 太經典了XD
Odelette avatar
By Odelette
at 2013-07-05T09:28
ttb 我要x死你
Yuri avatar
By Yuri
at 2013-07-07T14:46
看來你就是第一名了 蓋章!
Freda avatar
By Freda
at 2013-07-09T20:03
還滿有才的...XDDD
Joe avatar
By Joe
at 2013-07-12T01:21
朱自清是有欠你錢是不是...XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
David avatar
By David
at 2013-07-14T06:38
XDDDDDDDD
Brianna avatar
By Brianna
at 2013-07-16T11:56
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Heather avatar
By Heather
at 2013-07-18T17:13
朱自清要哭了啦XDDDDDDDDDD
Connor avatar
By Connor
at 2013-07-20T22:31
朱自清會殺死你啊~~~~~
David avatar
By David
at 2013-07-23T03:48
看得很想哭
Megan avatar
By Megan
at 2013-07-25T09:06
已哭
Erin avatar
By Erin
at 2013-07-27T14:23
只好再推 因該選入高中國文課本(?)
Heather avatar
By Heather
at 2013-07-29T19:40
這樣也行 只能給推了
Dinah avatar
By Dinah
at 2013-08-01T00:58
已枯XDDDDDDDDDDD
Isabella avatar
By Isabella
at 2013-08-03T06:15
第一名第一名第一名第一名第一名
Zora avatar
By Zora
at 2013-08-05T11:33
已哭
Edward Lewis avatar
By Edward Lewis
at 2013-08-07T16:50
你真的有必要這樣嗎 朱自清 真的會哭哭
Hedy avatar
By Hedy
at 2013-08-09T22:08
朱自清在你床底下 他現在很火
Zora avatar
By Zora
at 2013-08-12T03:25
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Edward Lewis avatar
By Edward Lewis
at 2013-08-14T08:43
XDDDDDD
Olive avatar
By Olive
at 2013-08-16T14:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Quintina avatar
By Quintina
at 2013-08-18T19:17
靠XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Eden avatar
By Eden
at 2013-08-21T00:35
你贏了
Oliver avatar
By Oliver
at 2013-08-23T05:52
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Elizabeth avatar
By Elizabeth
at 2013-08-25T11:10
算你行,我嘴角一直上揚
Olivia avatar
By Olivia
at 2013-08-27T16:27
朱自清背影在流淚
Frederic avatar
By Frederic
at 2013-08-29T21:45
這....只能推了
Carol avatar
By Carol
at 2013-09-01T03:02
朱自清表示
Edith avatar
By Edith
at 2013-09-03T08:20
AC大居然失手了~~~~最近怎麼了~~~~Y
Zora avatar
By Zora
at 2013-09-05T13:37
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Quanna avatar
By Quanna
at 2013-09-07T18:55
AC大失手啦~~~~~~~XDDDDDDD
Robert avatar
By Robert
at 2013-09-10T00:12
魔王 你贏了!!
Isla avatar
By Isla
at 2013-09-12T05:29
找不到西斯點...
Elma avatar
By Elma
at 2013-09-14T10:47
ttb真的很雖XDDDD 連這樣都要被幹死XDDDDD
Kelly avatar
By Kelly
at 2013-09-16T16:04
XDDDDD
Freda avatar
By Freda
at 2013-09-18T21:22
哈哈哈 太好笑了 有校友推
Ivy avatar
By Ivy
at 2013-09-21T02:39
內牛滿面
Barb Cronin avatar
By Barb Cronin
at 2013-09-23T07:57
半夜憋笑好傷身XDDDDDDDD
Rae avatar
By Rae
at 2013-09-25T13:14
XDDXDDDDD
Quanna avatar
By Quanna
at 2013-09-27T18:32
推XDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Eden avatar
By Eden
at 2013-09-29T23:49
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Adele avatar
By Adele
at 2013-10-02T05:06
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Enid avatar
By Enid
at 2013-10-04T10:24
真有文采^^
Agnes avatar
By Agnes
at 2013-10-06T15:41
笑死了XDDDDDDDDDD
Jessica avatar
By Jessica
at 2013-10-08T20:59
不推對不起朱自清
Zanna avatar
By Zanna
at 2013-10-11T02:16
Selena avatar
By Selena
at 2013-10-13T07:34
XD
Jack avatar
By Jack
at 2013-10-15T12:51
朱自清地下有知會哭死
Bennie avatar
By Bennie
at 2013-10-17T18:09
有梗
Iris avatar
By Iris
at 2013-10-19T23:26
一推豪洨文
Xanthe avatar
By Xanthe
at 2013-10-22T04:44
Rae avatar
By Rae
at 2013-10-24T10:01
二推AC失手
Damian avatar
By Damian
at 2013-10-26T15:18
推朱 一路向西
Selena avatar
By Selena
at 2013-10-28T20:36
AC大手滑了XDD
Anonymous avatar
By Anonymous
at 2013-10-31T01:53
有笑有推!!
Emma avatar
By Emma
at 2013-11-02T07:11
會爆
Brianna avatar
By Brianna
at 2013-11-04T12:28
XD
Oscar avatar
By Oscar
at 2013-11-06T17:46
朱自清表示:.......
Oscar avatar
By Oscar
at 2013-11-08T23:03
ttb我要幹死你
Bennie avatar
By Bennie
at 2013-11-11T04:21
有笑有推
Donna avatar
By Donna
at 2013-11-13T09:38
XDDDD
Caitlin avatar
By Caitlin
at 2013-11-15T14:55
qn在我下面
Lauren avatar
By Lauren
at 2013-11-17T20:13
a大終於失手!!!
Rebecca avatar
By Rebecca
at 2013-11-20T01:30
這太猛了
Skylar DavisLinda avatar
By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2013-11-22T06:48
你怎麼可以趁我睡覺發優文
Agnes avatar
By Agnes
at 2013-11-24T12:05
朱自清真的會哭死
Isla avatar
By Isla
at 2013-11-26T17:23
超有才
Odelette avatar
By Odelette
at 2013-11-28T22:40
經典好聞+ac大失手哈哈
Ida avatar
By Ida
at 2013-12-01T03:58
只能推了
Elizabeth avatar
By Elizabeth
at 2013-12-03T09:15
朱自清在你的背後 他的背影很火
Connor avatar
By Connor
at 2013-12-05T14:33
想到ttb的菊門被眾酸民操的鬆垮垮不禁有點感桑誒
Audriana avatar
By Audriana
at 2013-12-07T19:50
.......
Brianna avatar
By Brianna
at 2013-12-10T01:07
哈哈哈哈哈哈
Rosalind avatar
By Rosalind
at 2013-12-12T06:25
朱自清 應該會超感傷
Olive avatar
By Olive
at 2013-12-14T11:42
蛋蛋的哀傷~ 這啥鬼啊~~~
Cara avatar
By Cara
at 2013-12-16T17:00
有笑有推
Isabella avatar
By Isabella
at 2013-12-18T22:17
給推阿
Wallis avatar
By Wallis
at 2013-12-21T03:35
你小心朱自清半夜去找你XDDDDDDDDDDDD
Lydia avatar
By Lydia
at 2013-12-23T08:52
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
George avatar
By George
at 2013-12-25T14:10
神文
Carolina Franco avatar
By Carolina Franco
at 2013-12-27T19:27
朱自清op
Agnes avatar
By Agnes
at 2013-12-30T00:44
贏了阿...
Steve avatar
By Steve
at 2014-01-01T06:02
好文必須推!!
Wallis avatar
By Wallis
at 2014-01-03T11:19
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Mason avatar
By Mason
at 2014-01-05T16:37
朱自清XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Liam avatar
By Liam
at 2014-01-07T21:54
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Necoo avatar
By Necoo
at 2014-01-10T03:12
照片勒~敲碗~
Frederica avatar
By Frederica
at 2014-01-12T08:29
朱自清:已哭。
Damian avatar
By Damian
at 2014-01-14T13:47
XDDDDDD超優文....
Harry avatar
By Harry
at 2014-01-16T19:04
朱自清哭哭
Dorothy avatar
By Dorothy
at 2014-01-19T00:22
要爆了~
Oliver avatar
By Oliver
at 2014-01-21T05:39
先推個爆。
Candice avatar
By Candice
at 2014-01-23T10:56
XDDDD
Frederic avatar
By Frederic
at 2014-01-25T16:14
朱自清崩潰了
Yedda avatar
By Yedda
at 2014-01-27T21:31
NOT BAD!
Lydia avatar
By Lydia
at 2014-01-30T02:49
天啊也太好笑XD
Barb Cronin avatar
By Barb Cronin
at 2014-02-01T08:06
朱自清若地下有知 一定會自嘆不如
Callum avatar
By Callum
at 2014-02-03T13:24
有笑有推~
Ivy avatar
By Ivy
at 2014-02-05T18:41
這篇一定第一名阿XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Suhail Hany avatar
By Suhail Hany
at 2014-02-07T23:59
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Zenobia avatar
By Zenobia
at 2014-02-10T05:16
看到第一句就笑了 XDDDDDD
Elvira avatar
By Elvira
at 2014-02-12T10:33
XDDDD..老梗新解啊...好樣的
Bethany avatar
By Bethany
at 2014-02-14T15:51
背影XDDDDD
Doris avatar
By Doris
at 2014-02-16T21:08
朱自清 要爬起來了
Michael avatar
By Michael
at 2014-02-19T02:26
朱自清會氣到彈出來吧XDDDDDDDDDDDD
Bennie avatar
By Bennie
at 2014-02-21T07:43
XD
Mary avatar
By Mary
at 2014-02-23T13:01
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Blanche avatar
By Blanche
at 2014-02-25T18:18
幹~~我認輸
Yedda avatar
By Yedda
at 2014-02-27T23:36
懷念...
Dora avatar
By Dora
at 2014-03-02T04:53
朱自清會哭XD
Dora avatar
By Dora
at 2014-03-04T10:11
你就不要睡
Emma avatar
By Emma
at 2014-03-06T15:28
邊吃挫冰邊看,看到潤滑液那段差點把冰都噴出來,哈哈
Eartha avatar
By Eartha
at 2014-03-08T20:45
Emma avatar
By Emma
at 2014-03-11T02:03
再看一次還是很好笑XDDD 你這樣誰還敢參賽阿XDDDDDD
Anthony avatar
By Anthony
at 2014-03-13T07:20
真的, 誰還來獻醜
Ida avatar
By Ida
at 2014-03-15T12:38
這篇強大到爆炸XDDD
Noah avatar
By Noah
at 2014-03-17T17:55
擠爸分~
Odelette avatar
By Odelette
at 2014-03-19T23:13
崩潰Xddddddddd
Selena avatar
By Selena
at 2014-03-22T04:30
XDDDDDD
Hedda avatar
By Hedda
at 2014-03-24T09:48
真屌!!!
Brianna avatar
By Brianna
at 2014-03-26T15:05
魔王~你贏了..
Aaliyah avatar
By Aaliyah
at 2014-03-28T20:22
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Hedwig avatar
By Hedwig
at 2014-03-31T01:40
XDDDDDDd
Caroline avatar
By Caroline
at 2014-04-02T06:57
第一名拉 還讓A大失手 XDD
Hazel avatar
By Hazel
at 2014-04-04T12:15
YOU WIN!!
Caitlin avatar
By Caitlin
at 2014-04-06T17:32
笑死我XD
Caitlin avatar
By Caitlin
at 2014-04-08T22:50
這篇第一名了啊,別人不用PO了啦
Franklin avatar
By Franklin
at 2014-04-11T04:07
朱自清會哭
Zenobia avatar
By Zenobia
at 2014-04-13T09:25
經典!
Elizabeth avatar
By Elizabeth
at 2014-04-15T14:42
屌爆惹
Edward Lewis avatar
By Edward Lewis
at 2014-04-17T20:00
強!!!!!
Lydia avatar
By Lydia
at 2014-04-20T01:17
朱自清哭死,ac大推文失手,此篇強大異常
Sierra Rose avatar
By Sierra Rose
at 2014-04-22T06:34
XD
Oscar avatar
By Oscar
at 2014-04-24T11:52
這篇處處經典啊!連推文也是 XDDD
Ina avatar
By Ina
at 2014-04-26T17:09
XDD
Elvira avatar
By Elvira
at 2014-04-28T22:27
連ac都失手XD
Audriana avatar
By Audriana
at 2014-05-01T03:44
這篇超強大 第一名啦
Agatha avatar
By Agatha
at 2014-05-03T09:02
哇!! 我看到一個未來文壇巨星正要竄起!!!
Kama avatar
By Kama
at 2014-05-05T14:19
太強了XDDD
Robert avatar
By Robert
at 2014-05-07T19:37
推推!!!!!!!
Audriana avatar
By Audriana
at 2014-05-10T00:54
補個推
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By Tristan Cohan
at 2014-05-12T06:11
阿ttb怎沒來推文!
Isabella avatar
By Isabella
at 2014-05-14T11:29
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Emma avatar
By Emma
at 2014-05-16T16:46
哈哈哈哈哈哈
James avatar
By James
at 2014-05-18T22:04
AC失守!!
John avatar
By John
at 2014-05-21T03:21
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Edwina avatar
By Edwina
at 2014-05-23T08:39
XDDDDDDDD
Callum avatar
By Callum
at 2014-05-25T13:56
笑死給推XDDDDD
Dinah avatar
By Dinah
at 2014-05-27T19:14
雖然背影已經是老梗 再看一次還是很好笑 第一次看到
ac推文失敗XDDD 看來是欲罷不能
Andrew avatar
By Andrew
at 2014-05-30T00:31
下一篇出師表
Skylar Davis avatar
By Skylar Davis
at 2014-06-01T05:49
已哭XD
Rebecca avatar
By Rebecca
at 2014-06-03T11:06
已哭!!!!!!!!!
Edwina avatar
By Edwina
at 2014-06-05T16:23
這好好笑XDDDD
Doris avatar
By Doris
at 2014-06-07T21:41
XDDDD
Charlotte avatar
By Charlotte
at 2014-06-10T02:58
ttb不是在2樓嗎
Ophelia avatar
By Ophelia
at 2014-06-12T08:16
XD
Callum avatar
By Callum
at 2014-06-14T13:33
冠軍啦
Hazel avatar
By Hazel
at 2014-06-16T18:51
你淫了
Candice avatar
By Candice
at 2014-06-19T00:08
已哭
Ophelia avatar
By Ophelia
at 2014-06-21T05:26
哈哈哈哈哈XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Susan avatar
By Susan
at 2014-06-23T10:43
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Emily avatar
By Emily
at 2014-06-25T16:00
XD
Kama avatar
By Kama
at 2014-06-27T21:18
甲甲文會得第一名?
Sierra Rose avatar
By Sierra Rose
at 2014-06-30T02:35
笑翻XDDDDDDD
Queena avatar
By Queena
at 2014-07-02T07:53
推ac大失手xDD
Anonymous avatar
By Anonymous
at 2014-07-04T13:10
Victoria avatar
By Victoria
at 2014-07-06T18:28
好好笑
George avatar
By George
at 2014-07-08T23:45
純推ac大失手的經典時刻
Victoria avatar
By Victoria
at 2014-07-11T05:03
國中課文是不是印錯阿!
Blanche avatar
By Blanche
at 2014-07-13T10:20
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Rebecca avatar
By Rebecca
at 2014-07-15T15:38
這樣還要比嗎????完勝
David avatar
By David
at 2014-07-17T20:55
滿分
Regina avatar
By Regina
at 2014-07-20T02:12
甲甲文蠻噁心的
Liam avatar
By Liam
at 2014-07-22T07:30
朱自清已哭!
Gilbert avatar
By Gilbert
at 2014-07-24T12:47
XDDDDDDD
Kumar avatar
By Kumar
at 2014-07-26T18:05
朝聖推
Noah avatar
By Noah
at 2014-07-28T23:22
太有才了哈哈
Joseph avatar
By Joseph
at 2014-07-31T04:40
感人肺腑
Liam avatar
By Liam
at 2014-08-02T09:57
XD
Iris avatar
By Iris
at 2014-08-04T15:15
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Caitlin avatar
By Caitlin
at 2014-08-06T20:32
朝聖囉
Brianna avatar
By Brianna
at 2014-08-09T01:49
內牛滿面!
Eden avatar
By Eden
at 2014-08-11T07:07
已哭
Hazel avatar
By Hazel
at 2014-08-13T12:24
哈哈
Joseph avatar
By Joseph
at 2014-08-15T17:42
幾罷昏!
Mary avatar
By Mary
at 2014-08-17T22:59
XDDD
Kelly avatar
By Kelly
at 2014-08-20T04:17
我不知道哪裡有趣
Leila avatar
By Leila
at 2014-08-22T09:34
XDD
Bethany avatar
By Bethany
at 2014-08-24T14:52
XDDD
Hamiltion avatar
By Hamiltion
at 2014-08-26T20:09
好文
Audriana avatar
By Audriana
at 2014-08-29T01:27
XDDDDDDDDD
Hamiltion avatar
By Hamiltion
at 2014-08-31T06:44
肉牛滿面
Olive avatar
By Olive
at 2014-09-02T12:01
朱自清不知作何感想XDDDD
Megan avatar
By Megan
at 2014-09-04T17:19
AC大失手+好文阿
Hamiltion avatar
By Hamiltion
at 2014-09-06T22:36
ttb要哭哭了XDDDDDDDD
Una avatar
By Una
at 2014-09-09T03:54
朱自清半夜會來找你....XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Quintina avatar
By Quintina
at 2014-09-11T09:11
很有畫面
Valerie avatar
By Valerie
at 2014-09-13T14:29
幹死ttb!!!
Gary avatar
By Gary
at 2014-09-15T19:46
朱自清很傷心
Robert avatar
By Robert
at 2014-09-18T01:04
哈哈哈ttb我跟你行些p幣可以給我qn偷拍照嗎XDDD
Tom avatar
By Tom
at 2014-09-20T06:21
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Belly avatar
By Belly
at 2014-09-22T11:38
XDDDDDDDDDDD 只能推了
Mia avatar
By Mia
at 2014-09-24T16:56
淚推
Elizabeth avatar
By Elizabeth
at 2014-09-26T22:13
擠霸婚 這哪是甲文 這是惡搞文好嗎
Skylar Davis avatar
By Skylar Davis
at 2014-09-29T03:31
ttb我要幹死你
Leila avatar
By Leila
at 2014-10-01T08:48
ttb我要幹死妳啦~~~XD
Ivy avatar
By Ivy
at 2014-10-03T14:06
害我在實驗室狂笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Enid avatar
By Enid
at 2014-10-05T19:23
超好笑太猛了 大推
Agnes avatar
By Agnes
at 2014-10-08T00:41
無敵了啦 XDDDDDDD
Elizabeth avatar
By Elizabeth
at 2014-10-10T05:58
看了都流淚了!優質好聞文
Carolina Franco avatar
By Carolina Franco
at 2014-10-12T11:16
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Christine avatar
By Christine
at 2014-10-14T16:33
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Tom avatar
By Tom
at 2014-10-16T21:50
朱自清地下有知,會哭死XDDDD
Victoria avatar
By Victoria
at 2014-10-19T03:08
XD
Michael avatar
By Michael
at 2014-10-21T08:25
幫優文
Lily avatar
By Lily
at 2014-10-23T13:43
太屌了
Catherine avatar
By Catherine
at 2014-10-25T19:00
qn的圖呢!!!!
Andrew avatar
By Andrew
at 2014-10-28T00:18
在火車上看到一直憋笑XDDD
Annie avatar
By Annie
at 2014-10-30T05:35
這篇頂多算是小有趣 要不是打著ttb的那個梗 這篇不會爆
Daph Bay avatar
By Daph Bay
at 2014-11-01T10:53
ttb我要幹死你 再順便要qn圖
Skylar DavisLinda avatar
By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2014-11-03T16:10
朱大晚上會帶潤滑劑找你XF
Odelette avatar
By Odelette
at 2014-11-05T21:27
狂笑啦XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Kumar avatar
By Kumar
at 2014-11-08T02:45
有笑有推 人家就是有辦法爆 不然請自己寫篇來給大家推XD
Hedda avatar
By Hedda
at 2014-11-10T08:02
XDDDDDDDD
Steve avatar
By Steve
at 2014-11-12T13:20
朱自清會從棺材跳出來再自殺一次
Frederica avatar
By Frederica
at 2014-11-14T18:37
Tom avatar
By Tom
at 2014-11-16T23:55
有笑有推
Oscar avatar
By Oscar
at 2014-11-19T05:12
好聞~加上ac大難得推歪XD
Kyle avatar
By Kyle
at 2014-11-21T10:30
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Margaret avatar
By Margaret
at 2014-11-23T15:47
XDDDDD
Hedy avatar
By Hedy
at 2014-11-25T21:05
對他們不熟 豪小度不夠
Olivia avatar
By Olivia
at 2014-11-28T02:22
西斯就克化
Leila avatar
By Leila
at 2014-11-30T07:39
XDDDDD
Wallis avatar
By Wallis
at 2014-12-02T12:57
笑死
Frederic avatar
By Frederic
at 2014-12-04T18:14
甘有夠靠盃的哈哈XDDDD
Rebecca avatar
By Rebecca
at 2014-12-06T23:32
笑翻XDDDDDDDDDDD
Agatha avatar
By Agatha
at 2014-12-09T04:49
XDDDDDDD
Steve avatar
By Steve
at 2014-12-11T10:07
朱自清崩潰
James avatar
By James
at 2014-12-13T15:24
XXXXDDDDDDDDD
Liam avatar
By Liam
at 2014-12-15T20:42
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Wallis avatar
By Wallis
at 2014-12-18T01:59
謙虛給推
Steve avatar
By Steve
at 2014-12-20T07:16
XDDDDDDD真的好靠盃XDDDDD
Xanthe avatar
By Xanthe
at 2014-12-22T12:34
XDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Sandy avatar
By Sandy
at 2014-12-24T17:51
你就站在此地不要動!
Robert avatar
By Robert
at 2014-12-26T23:09
超好笑的XDDD
Yedda avatar
By Yedda
at 2014-12-29T04:26
你要是被鬼壓床記得去飄版寫一篇啊XDDDD
Quintina avatar
By Quintina
at 2014-12-31T09:44
趁眾人還沒用過先給你用是哪招XDDDD
Lauren avatar
By Lauren
at 2015-01-02T15:01
A大居然失手了XDDDDDDD
Yedda avatar
By Yedda
at 2015-01-04T20:19
嘴角失守了
Quanna avatar
By Quanna
at 2015-01-07T01:36
XDDDD
Charlotte avatar
By Charlotte
at 2015-01-09T06:54
幹.. 幾爸婚
Tristan Cohan avatar
By Tristan Cohan
at 2015-01-11T12:11
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Madame avatar
By Madame
at 2015-01-13T17:28
XDDD
Rae avatar
By Rae
at 2015-01-15T22:46
太感動了,推推推www
Bennie avatar
By Bennie
at 2015-01-18T04:03
好文
Poppy avatar
By Poppy
at 2015-01-20T09:21
有笑有推! XDDDDDDD
Ivy avatar
By Ivy
at 2015-01-22T14:38
朱自清正盯著你
Elvira avatar
By Elvira
at 2015-01-24T19:56
XDDDDDDDDDD
Belly avatar
By Belly
at 2015-01-27T01:13
冠軍!
Daph Bay avatar
By Daph Bay
at 2015-01-29T06:31
好棒棒!!
Linda avatar
By Linda
at 2015-01-31T11:48
朱自清在你背後 他現在非常火
Linda avatar
By Linda
at 2015-02-02T17:05
曠世神作
Genevieve avatar
By Genevieve
at 2015-02-04T22:23
神作
Michael avatar
By Michael
at 2015-02-07T03:40
XD
Rachel avatar
By Rachel
at 2015-02-09T08:58
Xp好文值得一看再看
Noah avatar
By Noah
at 2015-02-11T14:15
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Skylar Davis avatar
By Skylar Davis
at 2015-02-13T19:33
高手!
Mason avatar
By Mason
at 2015-02-16T00:50
太靠腰了!! 100分!!
Thomas avatar
By Thomas
at 2015-02-18T06:08
不推不行啊
Elma avatar
By Elma
at 2015-02-20T11:25
XDDDDDDD....
Dorothy avatar
By Dorothy
at 2015-02-22T16:43
XDDD
Skylar DavisLinda avatar
By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2015-02-24T22:00
你要被朱自清壓了
Ethan avatar
By Ethan
at 2015-02-27T03:17
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Heather avatar
By Heather
at 2015-03-01T08:35
讚欸!朱自清哭慘了吧XD
Heather avatar
By Heather
at 2015-03-03T13:52
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 好笑又豪洨
Franklin avatar
By Franklin
at 2015-03-05T19:10
靠杯
Sarah avatar
By Sarah
at 2015-03-08T00:27
不推不行、第一名XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Susan avatar
By Susan
at 2015-03-10T05:45
朱自清在你背後 看著你的菊花十分火
Olivia avatar
By Olivia
at 2015-03-12T11:02
原來用熟悉人名字會爆.待我來寫阿扁阿九和阿珍之三角戀
Rebecca avatar
By Rebecca
at 2015-03-14T16:20
補推..按錯了
Kama avatar
By Kama
at 2015-03-16T21:37
曠世洨作!!!
Heather avatar
By Heather
at 2015-03-19T02:54
有創意,夠噱頭。 讚!
Delia avatar
By Delia
at 2015-03-21T08:12
優質文
Iris avatar
By Iris
at 2015-03-23T13:29
如果朱自清還活著.....一定會拿菜刀砍死你!!! XD
Genevieve avatar
By Genevieve
at 2015-03-25T18:47
大笑XD
Iris avatar
By Iris
at 2015-03-28T00:04
推...
Emma avatar
By Emma
at 2015-03-30T05:22
我大笑了XDDD
Edwina avatar
By Edwina
at 2015-04-01T10:39
ttb很無辜啊 XDDDD
Leila avatar
By Leila
at 2015-04-03T15:57
報屌的拉
Erin avatar
By Erin
at 2015-04-05T21:14
AC大失手XDDDDD
Blanche avatar
By Blanche
at 2015-04-08T02:32
朱自清一定很開心後輩可以改他的文章改得如此生妙!
Doris avatar
By Doris
at 2015-04-10T07:49
看到標題就開始笑了XD
Quanna avatar
By Quanna
at 2015-04-12T13:06
笑到流淚阿!!!!
Gilbert avatar
By Gilbert
at 2015-04-14T18:24
XDDDDDDDDDDDD
Doris avatar
By Doris
at 2015-04-16T23:41
甲上
Gary avatar
By Gary
at 2015-04-19T04:59
笑翻了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Suhail Hany avatar
By Suhail Hany
at 2015-04-21T10:16
AC大好可愛XDDDDDD
Hardy avatar
By Hardy
at 2015-04-23T15:34
太強大了!!!!!!
Madame avatar
By Madame
at 2015-04-25T20:51
屌文
Edward Lewis avatar
By Edward Lewis
at 2015-04-28T02:09
第一名 bj4
Hazel avatar
By Hazel
at 2015-04-30T07:26
太強大了XDDDDDDD
Zora avatar
By Zora
at 2015-05-02T12:43
我猜等等qn會推文~
Faithe avatar
By Faithe
at 2015-05-04T18:01
甲上上上
Madame avatar
By Madame
at 2015-05-06T23:18
!!
Gilbert avatar
By Gilbert
at 2015-05-09T04:36
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
William avatar
By William
at 2015-05-11T09:53
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Emma avatar
By Emma
at 2015-05-13T15:11
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Zora avatar
By Zora
at 2015-05-15T20:28
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Tom avatar
By Tom
at 2015-05-18T01:46
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

世紀帝國 CCR入侵

Joe avatar
By Joe
at 2013-06-01T18:57
<在世紀帝國的世界裡,管他男人女人,可以打仗的就是好人。> 高中時,我有個朋友叫蔡花。 蔡花是個靠父母錢的廢物。 論讀書讀的沒他讀國小的弟弟好好,論長相長相連母蟾蜍都不願意跟他交配。 唯一的優點,就是世紀打得比較強,班上打的贏他的,就只剩我了。 為什麼我會跟蔡花變成朋友呢? 因為我曾經上過他女友 ...

女友曾得過菜花

Daph Bay avatar
By Daph Bay
at 2013-03-21T03:14
簡單說就是: 你想跟她上床,但又怕得菜花 就算戴上保險套,陰莖根部等套不到的地方,還是可能會因為摩擦而傳染 比較保險的方法是帶她去做DNA檢測 用篩具刷一刷就能檢測是否還有病毒存在 為了避免廣告嫌疑,請自行google相關的醫院、診所 同時你也去打個HPV疫苗,疫苗是還沒感染才有效,已經感染就別浪費錢 確 ...

豪放女受訪「絕不被撿屍」

Blanche avatar
By Blanche
at 2013-02-06T16:13
豪放女受訪「絕不被撿屍」 http://www.appledaily.com.tw/appledaily/article/headline/20130205/34815620/ Q:和外國人做愛有什麼不同嗎? A:他們比較注重女生的感覺,對女生很呵護和溫柔,具體一點就是,外國人不像台灣男生 完事後倒頭 ...

老二上會長青春痘嘛??

Zanna avatar
By Zanna
at 2013-01-13T16:20
※ 引述《amosyu (amos)》之銘言: : 認真問一個問題, : as title: : 青春痘會長在老二上面嘛?? : 有人長過嘛? 還可以擠出來的那種~~ 左手哥也認真的回答你 會! 而且林北是長在根部和蛋蛋的交界處 不過左手哥很孬 不敢擠 會死掉~~~~~~~ 先交 ...

跨不過去的處女情結

Margaret avatar
By Margaret
at 2012-11-25T00:16
我兩個話題一起來 處女情結篇: 我是我老婆的第二任男友 她前一任男友是我同學 沒錯 我跟我同學是表兄弟 重點是...我老婆還是我同學的地下情人 我同學伴侶不知幾個 但從未承認有女友 我們也就把唯一一個在檯面上的 當作是他女友 但我同學還是跟我們說她不是!! 好了 ...