網友 - 成人話題討論

By Lauren
at 2014-10-05T22:27

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今天我帶著愉悅的心情

起了個大早

因為今天要跟聊了已久的女網友見面了

我們不像現在的年輕人

認識沒多久就約出去休幹

我們聊了真的很久

大概有五分鐘吧

我：安安

她：安安

我：國慶日快到了

她：對呀

我：能讓我肉棒在妳穴裡放煙火嗎？

她：好潮哦我喜翻

人家說遇到對的人

會有想跟她一起渡過下半生衝動

而我也不例外

在這五分鐘漫長的聊天時間裡

她

有讓我想插她下半身的衝動

總之

我來到與她約好的咖啡廳

遠遠的我就看到她了

照片跟本人沒什麼落差

有人跟我說

第一印象非常重要

當然我也作足了功課

我用手機播著早就錄好的出場音樂

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cPRQ873GN7Q&feature=youtube_gdata_player

音樂一出來

我頓時覺得自己帥到爆

以五秒走一步的慢動作走入咖啡廳

果然全場的女生都被我吸引住

“好帥哦~~”

“好高進哦~~”

“想被同花順插濕了……”

“阿發我想要……”

“各位觀眾！！！我濕了……”

我得意的走向女網友的面前

共花了二十分鐘

女網友穿了一件白色短T 黑色的內衣從衣外清晰可見

加上牛仔短熱褲搭配黑絲襪

雖然臉不是頂美

但身材該凸該翹都有還有那小蠻腰

根本完美

她笑的淫蕩看來也收到出場音樂的影響

“真是太OP啦~~~~~”

內心的我正在大聲吶喊著

“你雞雞一定很大”她淫笑的小聲說著

“呵呵還好啦……”我有點心虛

我被戳到痛處我是小屌男

我未勃起時只有四公分

勃起剩三公分

總而言之勃起後比勃起前還短

到底要不要跟她實話實說……

講了等等打不到砲

不講又不老實

內心的我

正雙手抱頭痛苦

我的小宇宙瘋狂掙扎著

最後我敵不過良心

我沒講

我們離開咖啡廳來到KTV

此時的心情非常興奮

人生第一次KTV成就要get了

我坐在沙發上

微微的向她靠近

手輕輕的觸碰她的大腿

見她沒有反抗我更大膽的上下撫摸

由大腿到大腿內側

她微微嬌喘了幾聲

我硬了看著她皺著眉頭的表情

我掀開她的上衣吸舔著她的粉紅乳頭

她抱著我的頭

示意要我舔的更賣力點

“阿~~~好舒服……”她邊說手邊滑到我褲襠裡

我嚇到瞬間倒退內八

嚇死我差點被她發現我的奈米屌

為了轉移她的注意力

我提議先唱歌

“先唱歌好了……哈哈”我說

我走向點歌機

下定決心以這首歌來暗示她我屌小

讓她有心裡準備

http://ppt.cc/Qpkj

我唱了二十遍

唱到破音

但她似乎性慾高漲

耐不住性子趁我再努力唱歌暗示時

脫了我的褲子

她跟我肉棒對看了三秒

“哈哈哈哈小雞雞哈哈哈”她瘋狂大笑

我怒了

全身顫抖這是恥辱

小雞雞就該死嗎

勃起後少一公分該死嗎

不準說它小它是可愛！！！

我把她壓在桌上

“瞧不起小雞雞是不是！！！”我邊說邊撕破她的絲襪

舔著她的穴

“不要你幹嘛……我不要被小雞雞幹……”她反抗著

我沒理她

用手摳著她的屄

嘴巴說不要穴卻很老實的噴著水

她顫抖著身體癱軟

我用姆指與食指捏著我的肉棒

我握不到所以用捏的

塞了進去

“阿好緊阿”我舒服的大喊

“阿阿阿~~~不要阿”她也呻吟著

我開始擺動我的臀部

抽插著

滋噗滋噗滋滋噗

抽插聲像DJ一樣聲響

“好滿……不要……”她呻吟著

“呵呵小雞雞出頭天塞到滿了齁呵呵哈哈哈”我得意的繼續抽插

最後我射了

直接射在裡面

“我也要去了~~~~~~~”她大喊

她也高潮穴狂噴淫水

在地上抽搐著

警局裡

做筆錄的我低著頭

“所以妳插她耳朵她還高潮？”警察目瞪口呆的看著我

“恩……”我說

“有穴你幹嘛插耳朵？”警察又問

“因為尺寸跟我的小雞雞很合……比較緊實……”我說

這是一個挖耳屎很舒服的概念

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Tags: 成人

All Comments

By Olga
at 2014-10-06T02:53

頭推啦北懶XDDDD

By Rosalind
at 2014-10-06T07:19

握不到所以用捏的 XDDD

By Zora
at 2014-10-06T11:45

哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈

By Donna
at 2014-10-06T16:11

原來不是鼻孔

By Isabella
at 2014-10-06T20:37

哈哈哈哈真北爛

By Hazel
at 2014-10-07T01:03

怎都要進警局做結尾啦！XDD

By Yedda
at 2014-10-07T05:29

賭神4ni?

By Lydia
at 2014-10-07T09:55

great~~

By Suhail Hany
at 2014-10-07T14:21

哈哈快笑死

By Sandy
at 2014-10-07T18:47

哈哈哈哈

By Sandy
at 2014-10-07T23:13

還是覺得jojo那篇比較好笑猜哥的極限？

By Olive
at 2014-10-08T03:39

幹XDDDDDDDD

By Kristin
at 2014-10-08T08:05

耳交XDDDDD

By Todd Johnson
at 2014-10-08T12:31

笑翻XDDDD

By Brianna
at 2014-10-08T16:57

這殺小。。

By Genevieve
at 2014-10-08T21:23

-_-#

By Faithe
at 2014-10-09T01:49

幹最後超展開，恭迎猜哥回警局

By Tom
at 2014-10-09T06:15

笑屎

By Faithe
at 2014-10-09T10:41

其實妳是正港奇片吧！

By Rosalind
at 2014-10-09T15:07

最好啦XD

By James
at 2014-10-09T19:33

好JOJO喔

By Catherine
at 2014-10-09T23:59

強

By Quanna
at 2014-10-10T04:25

太jojo了啦XDDD

By Delia
at 2014-10-10T08:51

超好笑

By Eartha
at 2014-10-10T13:17

猜哥!!!!!

By Jessica
at 2014-10-10T17:43

變成滋噗滋噗了哈哈

By Jacob
at 2014-10-10T22:09

出場音樂超好猜的

By Zenobia
at 2014-10-11T02:35

居然是耳朵XD

By Todd Johnson
at 2014-10-11T07:01

笑了

By Hazel
at 2014-10-11T11:27

XDD

By Megan
at 2014-10-11T15:53

LoL

By Leila
at 2014-10-11T20:19

XDDDDDDDDD

By Carolina Franco
at 2014-10-12T00:45

幹前面還在想台詞很牽強後面有點猛XDD

By Vanessa
at 2014-10-12T05:11

用捏得有點猛

By Edwina
at 2014-10-12T09:37

有笑給推

By Daph Bay
at 2014-10-12T14:03

有笑有推

By Necoo
at 2014-10-12T18:29

猜哥梗真多

By Tom
at 2014-10-12T22:55

幹我快笑死了

By Dorothy
at 2014-10-13T03:21

耳朵XDDDDD

By Emma
at 2014-10-13T07:47

去當諧星啦

By Heather
at 2014-10-13T12:13

這不得不推啊

By Connor
at 2014-10-13T16:39

幹你娘用捏的是怎樣啦xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Annie
at 2014-10-13T21:05

有笑有推啊

By Connor
at 2014-10-14T01:31

好笑好笑

By Hedy
at 2014-10-14T05:57

XDD

By Tristan Cohan
at 2014-10-14T10:23

XDD

By Donna
at 2014-10-14T14:49

靠北XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Connor
at 2014-10-14T19:15

xD又進警察局惹

By Agatha
at 2014-10-14T23:41

聽到賭神進行曲就笑出來了XD

By Selena
at 2014-10-15T04:07

我還以為這裏joke版

By Tristan Cohan
at 2014-10-15T08:33

有笑有推

By James
at 2014-10-15T12:59

猜哥何時要出道啊

By Audriana
at 2014-10-15T17:25

唱20次超白爛哈薩克

By Aaliyah
at 2014-10-15T21:51

廢到笑

By Ophelia
at 2014-10-16T02:17

哈哈小胬

By Andrew
at 2014-10-16T06:43

警局小霸主猜ger

By Enid
at 2014-10-16T11:09

我笑了哈哈哈哈哈哈

By Sandy
at 2014-10-16T15:35

XDDDD

By Faithe
at 2014-10-16T20:01

大笑出來是要怎麼睡啦

By Megan
at 2014-10-17T00:27

猜哥出品必為佳品XDDD

By Susan
at 2014-10-17T04:53

太好笑了

By Joe
at 2014-10-17T09:19

笑的好爽

By Bennie
at 2014-10-17T13:45

握不倒所以用聶的

By Odelette
at 2014-10-17T18:11

猜哥文首推

By Kyle
at 2014-10-17T22:37

推

By Irma
at 2014-10-18T03:03

幹耳朵受不了太豪洨拉

By Emma
at 2014-10-18T07:29

猜哥我真是猜不透你啊 XDD

By Elma
at 2014-10-18T11:55

(*￣▽￣)/‧★*"*-_,.-*'`"*-☆(*￣皿￣)/‧★*"*-_

By Harry
at 2014-10-18T16:21

廢到笑

By Tom
at 2014-10-18T20:47

超展開der

By Regina
at 2014-10-19T01:13

五秒一步走二十分鐘每步30公分，這家店很大耶！

By Anthony
at 2014-10-19T05:39

三小啦XD

By Tristan Cohan
at 2014-10-19T10:05

XDD

By Puput
at 2014-10-19T14:31

害我晚上笑那麼大聲

By Ursula
at 2014-10-19T18:57

猜哥又做筆錄啦 XDD

By Una
at 2014-10-19T23:23

笑死

By Bethany
at 2014-10-20T03:49

…

By James
at 2014-10-20T08:15

半夜看到要憋笑好痛苦

By Jack
at 2014-10-20T12:41

靠我快笑死XDDDDDD

By Iris
at 2014-10-20T17:07

推

By Mia
at 2014-10-20T21:33

ㄎㄅ

By Audriana
at 2014-10-21T01:59

幹XDXDXD

By Franklin
at 2014-10-21T06:25

笑惹

By Liam
at 2014-10-21T10:51

敵不過良心為什麼不說!

By Edith
at 2014-10-21T15:17

因為良心叫他不能說XDD?

By Joe
at 2014-10-21T19:43

優質必推

By Liam
at 2014-10-22T00:09

深夜廢文XDDDDDDDD

By Kristin
at 2014-10-22T04:35

幹我看了什麼XDDDDDDDDDDD

By James
at 2014-10-22T09:01

推XDDDDD

By Belly
at 2014-10-22T13:27

猜哥po文用心程度不雅於別人XD

By William
at 2014-10-22T17:53

真的XD有圖又有音樂

By Rebecca
at 2014-10-22T22:19

XDD

By William
at 2014-10-23T02:45

猜哥終於又回到警局了XDDDD 挖耳朵不錯笑!!

By Todd Johnson
at 2014-10-23T07:11

快笑死

By Dora
at 2014-10-23T11:37

嘟耳朵XDDDDDD

By Donna
at 2014-10-23T16:03

又硬又小跟鑽石一樣啊

By Charlie
at 2014-10-23T20:29

哈哈哈哈哈哈哈

By Mary
at 2014-10-24T00:55

還不錯.....

By James
at 2014-10-24T05:21

這是一個挖耳屎很舒服的概念

By Isla
at 2014-10-24T09:47

猜哥文必推

By Frederic
at 2014-10-24T14:13

幹敵不過良心還是沒說啊XDD

By Agatha
at 2014-10-24T18:39

猜哥必推

By Elma
at 2014-10-24T23:05

在穴裡放煙火!! 這招學起來了XDDD

By Quanna
at 2014-10-25T03:31

笑推

By Ursula
at 2014-10-25T07:57

幹xdddd

By Dorothy
at 2014-10-25T12:23

幹耳朵是哪招XD

By Anthony
at 2014-10-25T16:49

Xddddddddd

By Charlotte
at 2014-10-25T21:15

笑翻了

By George
at 2014-10-26T01:41

有笑有推

By Christine
at 2014-10-26T06:07

e04超白爛的結局~~真是喜翻

By Gilbert
at 2014-10-26T10:33

勃起少一公分瞬間笑翻

By Hardy
at 2014-10-26T14:59

西斯版人氣-1

By Elma
at 2014-10-26T19:25

幹從頭笑到尾XDDDDD

By Eartha
at 2014-10-26T23:51

所以你插他耳朵她還高潮? XDDDD

By Charlotte
at 2014-10-27T04:17

西斯奇片
他媽我看到第三行就在笑

By Donna
at 2014-10-27T08:43

猜哥啊啊啊啊啊啊

By Charlotte
at 2014-10-27T13:09

幹，笑翻

By Vanessa
at 2014-10-27T17:35

這篇不錯XDDD

By James
at 2014-10-27T22:01

這篇不錯XDDDD

By Ina
at 2014-10-28T02:27

背景應該是這首 http://youtu.be/X0OrH6SGGCo

By Franklin
at 2014-10-28T06:53

為啥每次結局都是在警局

By Sarah
at 2014-10-28T11:19

北爛到爆，哈哈哈哈

By Frederic
at 2014-10-28T15:45

靠XDDD

By Adele
at 2014-10-28T20:11

有笑有推XXXXD

By Lily
at 2014-10-29T00:37

推猜哥笑死了

By Ivy
at 2014-10-29T05:03

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Genevieve
at 2014-10-29T09:29

永遠猜不到猜哥最後的梗XDD

By Robert
at 2014-10-29T13:55

猜哥～

By Ophelia
at 2014-10-29T18:21

靠杯XDDDDDDDDDD

By Queena
at 2014-10-29T22:47

............

By Bennie
at 2014-10-30T03:13

又進警局了

By Genevieve
at 2014-10-30T07:39

首噓啦害我在會計課笑出來...

By Emma
at 2014-10-30T12:05

幹XDDDDDDDDDD

By Susan
at 2014-10-30T16:31

超北爛XDDDD

By Daph Bay
at 2014-10-30T20:57

挖耳朵XDDD

By Anonymous
at 2014-10-31T01:23

怎麼不是鼻孔..

By Dora
at 2014-10-31T05:49

幹XD

By Brianna
at 2014-10-31T10:15

未看先推猜哥

By Irma
at 2014-10-31T14:41

我真是猜不透你呀

By Yedda
at 2014-10-31T19:07

幹你娘！給推！！！

By Wallis
at 2014-10-31T23:33

這到底是三小...

By Elizabeth
at 2014-11-01T03:59

超廢

By Candice
at 2014-11-01T08:25

不看id我還以為又鳥人發的XD

By Rebecca
at 2014-11-01T12:51

............你到底給我看了三小

By Hedy
at 2014-11-01T17:17

哈哈哈wwwwwww

By Lauren
at 2014-11-01T21:43

奇片是你！？

By Steve
at 2014-11-02T02:09

太猛啦XDDDD

By Zora
at 2014-11-02T06:35

好好笑

By Yuri
at 2014-11-02T11:01

看在你老二只有我1/10的分上給推

By Zora
at 2014-11-02T15:27

警察：又是你!

By Edward Lewis
at 2014-11-02T19:53

你贏了

By Audriana
at 2014-11-03T00:19

靠北xD

By Una
at 2014-11-03T04:45

我不要被小雞雞幹哈哈哈哈哈

By Anthony
at 2014-11-03T09:11

這篇我喜歡XD 超北爛

By John
at 2014-11-03T13:37

幹笑死我了這什麼啦XDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Edwina
at 2014-11-03T18:03

警局常客

By Margaret
at 2014-11-03T22:29

哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈太好笑了

By Valerie
at 2014-11-04T02:55

幹神展開

By Sandy
at 2014-11-04T07:21

到底看了三小XDDDD

By Franklin
at 2014-11-04T11:47

害我上課大笑

By Edith
at 2014-11-04T16:13

爛到笑

By Harry
at 2014-11-04T20:39

猜哥必推啊

By Jacky
at 2014-11-05T01:05

超智障的

By Tracy
at 2014-11-05T05:31

....

By Jacob
at 2014-11-05T09:57

開頭就笑了

By Poppy
at 2014-11-05T14:23

XDDDD

By Andrew
at 2014-11-05T18:49

這....XDD

By Zora
at 2014-11-05T23:15

靠腰這三小

By Noah
at 2014-11-06T03:41

猜哥有梗

By Vanessa
at 2014-11-06T08:07

結局不夠廢但看在你認真發廢文的份上

By Regina
at 2014-11-06T12:33

有笑有推了

By James
at 2014-11-06T16:59

XDDD

By Gilbert
at 2014-11-06T21:25

強

By Regina
at 2014-11-07T01:51

恭迎猜哥回警局~

By Tracy
at 2014-11-07T06:17

幹嘛不插鼻孔～～

By Noah
at 2014-11-07T10:43

太好笑了......

By Anthony
at 2014-11-07T15:09

有笑有推

By Catherine
at 2014-11-07T19:35

上次usb我笑死猜哥加油～

By Necoo
at 2014-11-08T00:01

笑到美丁沒當

By Oscar
at 2014-11-08T04:27

By Kristin
at 2014-11-08T08:53

By Kyle
at 2014-11-08T13:19

推哈哈哈哈笑死

By Jake
at 2014-11-08T17:45

哈哈哈

By Robert
at 2014-11-08T22:11

........

By Tristan Cohan
at 2014-11-09T02:37

笑了

By Olga
at 2014-11-09T07:03

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Hedy
at 2014-11-09T11:29

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Ingrid
at 2014-11-09T15:55

耳朵出水是什麼啦？xD

By Wallis
at 2014-11-09T20:21

XDDD

By Isla
at 2014-11-10T00:47

大笑ing

By Harry
at 2014-11-10T05:13

金靠北~~~ XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Audriana
at 2014-11-10T09:39

笑慘了你淫了

By Blanche
at 2014-11-10T14:05

不好笑但還是給推

By Isla
at 2014-11-10T18:31

太好笑了

By Ula
at 2014-11-10T22:57

噴飯中...

By Lauren
at 2014-11-11T03:23

有趣但有這麼好笑嗎.............

By Jessica
at 2014-11-11T07:49

哈哈快笑死

By Hazel
at 2014-11-11T12:15

太靠背了哈哈哈

By Faithe
at 2014-11-11T16:41

哈哈哈哈哈

By William
at 2014-11-11T21:07

推～

By Kristin
at 2014-11-12T01:33

哈哈哈哈

By Rachel
at 2014-11-12T05:59

乾警局梗哈哈

By Lucy
at 2014-11-12T10:25

超好笑啦哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈

By Andrew
at 2014-11-12T14:51

……

By Puput
at 2014-11-12T19:17

耳中出wwwww

By Jake
at 2014-11-12T23:43

第一句就笑了

By Michael
at 2014-11-13T04:09

我。。。到底看了什麼

By Mia
at 2014-11-13T08:35

哈哈哈哈哈哈三小啊耳朵勒

By Leila
at 2014-11-13T13:01

原來物盡其用是這樣的道理阿!

By Eartha
at 2014-11-13T17:27

有夠靠杯XDDD

By Lucy
at 2014-11-13T21:53

XDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Hedda
at 2014-11-14T02:19

有笑有推XDDDDDD

By Megan
at 2014-11-14T06:45

從頭笑到尾

By Kyle
at 2014-11-14T11:11

XDDDD乾太好笑了

By Zora
at 2014-11-14T15:37

XDDDDDD

By Gilbert
at 2014-11-14T20:03

靠XDDDDDDDDDD

By Irma
at 2014-11-15T00:29

笑死XDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Olive
at 2014-11-15T04:55

警局定番XDDDDDD. 但也覺得jojo那篇最好笑

By Iris
at 2014-11-15T09:21

好好笑

By Quintina
at 2014-11-15T13:47

靠杯

By Zenobia
at 2014-11-15T18:13

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Hedwig
at 2014-11-15T22:39

幹這三小!!!!

By Emily
at 2014-11-16T03:05

你贏了.....

By Agnes
at 2014-11-16T07:31

XDDDD

By John
at 2014-11-16T11:57

猜哥必推!!

By Christine
at 2014-11-16T16:23

乾因為這篇害我手機被沒收

By Steve
at 2014-11-16T20:49

用捏的......

By Candice
at 2014-11-17T01:15

請問主角走到女網友總共走了幾步？

By Cara
at 2014-11-17T05:41

你淫了XDDDD

By Wallis
at 2014-11-17T10:07

笑死XDDDDDD

By Vanessa
at 2014-11-17T14:33

推猜哥

By Thomas
at 2014-11-17T18:59

幹超好笑XDDD

By Selena
at 2014-11-17T23:25

純推~10月份這兩集都沒有很好笑說~不太像以前的猜哥

By Linda
at 2014-11-18T03:51

我敵不過良心只好推！

By Kristin
at 2014-11-18T08:17

廢文...爛透了

By Dora
at 2014-11-18T12:43

XDDD

By Bennie
at 2014-11-18T17:09

樓樓上自己寫看看嘛別只會出一張嘴

By Zora
at 2014-11-18T21:35

補補補

By Genevieve
at 2014-11-19T02:01

哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈

By Daph Bay
at 2014-11-19T06:27

XDDDDDDDD

By William
at 2014-11-19T10:53

獵奇,哈哈哈哈哈

By Ivy
at 2014-11-19T15:19

結尾弱掉

By Blanche
at 2014-11-19T19:45

By Joe
at 2014-11-20T00:11

明明很好笑阿........ XDDDDDDDDDD

By Oscar
at 2014-11-20T04:37

沙小

By Rebecca
at 2014-11-20T09:03

上課憋笑很痛苦的

By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2014-11-20T13:29

XDDDDDDDDDDD

By Anthony
at 2014-11-20T17:55

幹真的好幹喔

By Zenobia
at 2014-11-20T22:21

幹你娘咧

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