老二最屈辱的時刻? - 成人話題討論

By Kristin
at 2014-10-05T20:37

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今天晚上騎車載女朋友回家時

他的雙手突然滑到我褲襠上

隔著褲子摸我的小兄弟

他說鵝~他怎麼摸起來那麼軟啊

我說那是他還沒硬硬起來你就知道

接著女友就開始在褲子外面摸我的老二

說軟軟的摸起來很好笑

所以我就想要硬起來讓他知道厲害

但是騎車實在硬不太起來

就被女友一直嗆

而且他玩到後來

就捏著它開始唱

捏泥巴~捏泥巴~捏捏捏捏捏泥巴~
捏一個xx~~(忘記唱啥)

唱完這首還換唱別首兒歌

邊唱邊配合節奏捏

手要騎車根本不能抵擋

到最後完全軟掉啊...

他說以後要叫我的老二小泥巴

士可殺不可辱..

大家的小兄弟有遇過什麼屈辱的事情嗎

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By Edward Lewis
at 2014-10-08T01:31

老公，我找不到...

By Oliver
at 2014-10-10T06:26

你硬起來時就是很大的屈辱

By Jessica
at 2014-10-12T11:21

你在後面幹嘛？

By Jacob
at 2014-10-14T16:15

老公，人家的好像比你大欸

By Candice
at 2014-10-16T21:10

老公、昨天我吃過的那位size 比你大呢

By Frederic
at 2014-10-19T02:05

老公，怎麼還沒進來...

By Aaliyah
at 2014-10-21T06:59

昨晚軟掉超丟臉嗚嗚

By Delia
at 2014-10-23T11:54

捏一個媽媽~捏一個爸爸~拉拉拉拉拉拉拉

By Una
at 2014-10-25T16:49

伯父，通通射給人家~

By William
at 2014-10-27T21:43

邊騎車邊自摸不會摔車？

By Hedy
at 2014-10-30T02:38

騎車不好好騎幹麼雙手摸老二？！

By Kyle
at 2014-11-01T07:33

咦....你已經進來啦？

By Kristin
at 2014-11-03T12:27

這不是肯得雞

By Kama
at 2014-11-05T17:22

捏一些圓圓捏一些方方變一輛小車叭叭叭~~

By Yedda
at 2014-11-07T22:17

我女友超愛在我騎車幫我抓雞尤其很癢的時候有人抓真好

By Ivy
at 2014-11-10T03:11

我才不敢玩這麼大

By Victoria
at 2014-11-12T08:06

真是個壞女孩哈哈哈哈

By Tom
at 2014-11-14T13:01

認真回～你怎麼射了！！

By Elvira
at 2014-11-16T17:55

屈辱？當然是我的陰蒂都比你大又硬...

By Eartha
at 2014-11-18T22:50

咬咬放不進嘴巴裡

By Adele
at 2014-11-21T03:45

左手：小泥巴右手：我ㄧ根都比你大。原波是這樣吧

By Elma
at 2014-11-23T08:39

「師父！救我呀！

By Ina
at 2014-11-25T13:34

很像布丁.......

By Catherine
at 2014-11-27T18:29

紅明顯。小喬是不是不小心透露了什麼

By Charlie
at 2014-11-29T23:23

老公我的比你的大

By Hamiltion
at 2014-12-02T04:18

A_A

By Eden
at 2014-12-04T09:13

還蠻屌的屌爆了

By Sarah
at 2014-12-06T14:07

我找不到你的屌我到不了你所謂的美好的高潮

By Puput
at 2014-12-08T19:02

寶貝不要鬧了快開始吧

By David
at 2014-12-10T23:57

還好我的屌硬不起來

By Hardy
at 2014-12-13T04:51

這樣也太危險(有被人拍攝上網嗎

By Charlotte
at 2014-12-15T09:46

露內褲?

By Anonymous
at 2014-12-17T14:41

我幫你剃毛欸你怎麼流血了?

By Connor
at 2014-12-19T19:35

捏泥巴~捏泥巴~捏捏捏捏捏泥巴~

By Audriana
at 2014-12-22T00:30

快進來快進來神麼?你已經進來了?

By Quintina
at 2014-12-24T05:25

XDDDD 不過你騎車時手不握好又自言自語很危險欸

By Olive
at 2014-12-26T10:19

推陰蒂比你大XDDD

By John
at 2014-12-28T15:14

好屈辱喔!! 深有同感XDD

By Charlie
at 2014-12-30T20:09

腦公~我的都比你硬

By Kelly
at 2015-01-02T01:03

捏泥巴捏泥巴捏出一個懶趴

By Charlie
at 2015-01-04T05:58

XDDDDD好好笑

By Barb Cronin
at 2015-01-06T10:53

前男友比較大耶昨天剛看完

By Robert
at 2015-01-08T15:47

隔壁老王的比你硬多惹

By John
at 2015-01-10T20:42

你那邊怎麼只有毛

By Hazel
at 2015-01-13T01:37

告訴他﹐能屈能伸才是大丈夫

By Harry
at 2015-01-15T06:31

http://youtu.be/5r7CRl6iAak

By Puput
at 2015-01-17T11:26

士可殺不可辱，所以你寧可閹掉也不讓你女友說你是小泥
巴唷？

By Oliver
at 2015-01-19T16:21

捏懶趴捏懶趴

By Caroline
at 2015-01-21T21:15

你要不要問你爸爸怎麼硬的？

By Eartha
at 2015-01-24T02:10

老公。不下英久

By Genevieve
at 2015-01-26T07:05

放手騎車很危險好好騎車很難嗎

By William
at 2015-01-28T11:59

我女朋友也會唱捏泥巴

By Dora
at 2015-01-30T16:54

去年冬天很冷，女友把凍僵的手放進去，說是要讓我變成急
凍鳥= =

By Ingrid
at 2015-02-01T21:49

可是我老公騎車時我摸他也是硬硬的耶

By Irma
at 2015-02-04T02:43

夠了！你們可以不要在我們騎車的時候惡搞嗎！！！

By Zanna
at 2015-02-06T07:38

放手騎機車，厲害厲害

By Michael
at 2015-02-08T12:33

壞掉了

By Ula
at 2015-02-10T17:27

進來了嗎？

By Caitlin
at 2015-02-12T22:22

鑫鑫腸

By Yuri
at 2015-02-15T03:17

壞了

By Quanna
at 2015-02-17T08:11

要雙飛卻起不來

By Sierra Rose
at 2015-02-19T13:06

炒雞蛋炒雞蛋切切切吧

By Daph Bay
at 2015-02-21T18:01

被女生背貼背揹起來，另一個女生走過來打一下，

By Agnes
at 2015-02-23T22:55

然後說：好像水母哦! Q皿Q

By Damian
at 2015-02-26T03:50

我以前都比你大～

By Ursula
at 2015-02-28T08:45

你的手也會講話

By Yuri
at 2015-03-02T13:39

s你太遜了

By Zenobia
at 2015-03-04T18:34

老公，再不硬起來我要收假了

By Delia
at 2015-03-06T23:29

GGGGGGGGGg 笑到歪頭

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