約炮的兩難 - 成人話題討論

By Emily
at 2016-07-15T13:23

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大家午安

假設現在有兩個女生

一個綜合分數是80分，一個綜合分數是99分

80分女生給你一次試做機會，表現不要太差會考慮當固定對象

99分女生則只願意單挑這麼一次

好巧不巧她們都跟你約在同一天同一個時段

無法改日期，機會也就只有這麼一次

各位大大會怎麼選？

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By Faithe
at 2016-07-17T21:23

By Ethan
at 2016-07-20T05:22

80的可以推給我：）

By Skylar Davis
at 2016-07-22T13:21

假的

By Olive
at 2016-07-24T21:20

先約99，88的改天再約

By Victoria
at 2016-07-27T05:19

可以一起開房啊

By Sierra Rose
at 2016-07-29T13:19

By Catherine
at 2016-07-31T21:18

不用想也知道是99....

By Valerie
at 2016-08-03T05:17

80的我來,99交給你

By Tom
at 2016-08-05T13:16

我會選80的欸

By Hedda
at 2016-08-07T21:16

我選99,不在乎天長地久，只在乎曾經69

By Kumar
at 2016-08-10T05:15

當然99啊，一次就讓他上癮

By Valerie
at 2016-08-12T13:14

一次99

By Oscar
at 2016-08-14T21:13

選小喬

By Megan
at 2016-08-17T05:12

80+1 不要餓死再後悔

By Emily
at 2016-08-19T13:12

不要80我

By Hedy
at 2016-08-21T21:11

選99,條件難找，爽一次也好

By Megan
at 2016-08-24T05:10

99一次　遠勝80多次

By Zora
at 2016-08-26T13:09

一起來3P啊

By Hazel
at 2016-08-28T21:08

By Anonymous
at 2016-08-31T05:08

By Xanthe
at 2016-09-02T13:07

打坐吧假的

By Jacob
at 2016-09-04T21:06

80的給我謝謝

By Hedwig
at 2016-09-07T05:05

當然選99啊

By Hedy
at 2016-09-09T13:05

樓下選我好不好

By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2016-09-11T21:04

99啊 80又不是穩變成固定的

By Wallis
at 2016-09-14T05:03

當然選99 說不定一試成主顧

By Frederica
at 2016-09-16T13:02

99無誤

By Gilbert
at 2016-09-18T21:01

這次選99，80的以後還有機會

By Edwina
at 2016-09-21T05:01

分開時段不就得了

By Caroline
at 2016-09-23T13:00

假設性問題，西斯點呢？

By Belly
at 2016-09-25T20:59

By Barb Cronin
at 2016-09-28T04:58

阿彌陀佛！阿彌陀佛！

By Megan
at 2016-09-30T12:58

選80將來你會後悔

By Victoria
at 2016-10-02T20:57

選99，肯定的，有機會開F1，還選賓士嗎？

By Robert
at 2016-10-05T04:56

By William
at 2016-10-07T12:55

當然選99

By Elizabeth
at 2016-10-09T20:54

蛤我也會選80哀只能開一次法拉利跟能一直開賓士我會選
賓士啊

By Irma
at 2016-10-12T04:54

樓下選我好不好喇幹

By Ivy
at 2016-10-14T12:53

好啊

By Daph Bay
at 2016-10-16T20:52

樓樓下的可以一起選嗎？

By Emma
at 2016-10-19T04:51

999999

By Jake
at 2016-10-21T12:50

99999999999

By Brianna
at 2016-10-23T20:50

99給我 80你約

By Oscar
at 2016-10-26T04:49

不回混在ㄧ起做

By Zanna
at 2016-10-28T12:48

兩個都不選，保持沉默才是正確答案

By Ina
at 2016-10-30T20:47

80的吧@@...

By Anthony
at 2016-11-02T04:47

99啊傻子，結束後要想盡辦法再搞到80

By Queena
at 2016-11-04T12:46

就怕選80的一次後也掰掰了

By Zenobia
at 2016-11-06T20:45

不會開一家房間，一個約早上，一個約晚上

By Gary
at 2016-11-09T04:44

錯了

By Ethan
at 2016-11-11T12:43

先約99結束趕快把他支開，換約80的

By Gilbert
at 2016-11-13T20:43

By Caroline
at 2016-11-16T04:42

By Yuri
at 2016-11-18T12:41

結果99的沒約到，80的也不滿意…

By Catherine
at 2016-11-20T20:40

99！

By Dora
at 2016-11-23T04:40

沒辦法，只好3P惹....

By Faithe
at 2016-11-25T12:39

選80當固砲，偶爾花點錢去玩99

By Selena
at 2016-11-27T20:38

你知道什麼叫做曾經榮耀嗎

By Kelly
at 2016-11-30T04:37

http://imgur.com/RcEHlIz

By Mason
at 2016-12-02T12:36

這業障深啊

By Quintina
at 2016-12-04T20:36

By Eartha
at 2016-12-07T04:35

99 先開一次法拉力再說

By Frederica
at 2016-12-09T12:34

當然是99啊～

By Lydia
at 2016-12-11T20:33

我自己就可以涅槃分數對我來說都是虛無

By Sandy
at 2016-12-14T04:32

好，選小喬了

By Callum
at 2016-12-16T12:32

一個約上午一個下午

By Sandy
at 2016-12-18T20:31

99
真心不騙

By Quanna
at 2016-12-21T04:30

80假der
眼睛業障重R

By Callum
at 2016-12-23T12:29

假的

By Charlotte
at 2016-12-25T20:29

我有遇過99的第X次跟沒見過照片看起來99的最後我
俗辣選前一個

By Olive
at 2016-12-28T04:28

考試常常考80 突然考到99就是爽

By Todd Johnson
at 2016-12-30T12:27

By Linda
at 2017-01-01T20:26

By Lily
at 2017-01-04T04:25

不用講，上過一次志玲炫耀一輩子

By Rachel
at 2017-01-06T12:25

99還用說可遇不可求

By Michael
at 2017-01-08T20:24

都去阿笨

By Ula
at 2017-01-11T04:23

保持沈默的是在獵人試驗嗎

By Ina
at 2017-01-13T12:22

樓下選99分的再偷拍過成威脅在一起

By Noah
at 2017-01-15T20:21

湊在一起做撒尿牛丸阿~ 笨蛋~ (3P正解)

By Kelly
at 2017-01-18T04:21

99的

By Michael
at 2017-01-20T12:20

先80好好表現，再99又可以很有fu

By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2017-01-22T20:19

秒選80

By Frederic
at 2017-01-25T04:18

假的

By Kyle
at 2017-01-27T12:18

一次99，99一次

By Tom
at 2017-01-29T20:17

99 不用想了

By Zora
at 2017-02-01T04:16

當然是99 美好的一次有個美夢就好

By Tristan Cohan
at 2017-02-03T12:15

幹...我都約179 是不能約在一起膩?

By Belly
at 2017-02-05T20:14

99 你又不一定能80固定

By Damian
at 2017-02-08T04:14

爭什麼？參在一起做成撒尿牛丸，笨蛋

By Hardy
at 2017-02-10T12:13

80啊連自己都不信

By Kelly
at 2017-02-12T20:12

我選樓下

By Hedy
at 2017-02-15T04:11

醒醒吧！你沒有砲可以約。

By Olive
at 2017-02-17T12:11

By Una
at 2017-02-19T20:10

假的! 暫時的

By Hamiltion
at 2017-02-22T04:09

當然是99啊，之後就變80了

By Robert
at 2017-02-24T12:08

選80 99那個娶回家可以督一輩子

By Mia
at 2017-02-26T20:07

By James
at 2017-03-01T04:07

我選小喬

By Kumar
at 2017-03-03T12:06

99，先確定兩個不是同學

By Thomas
at 2017-03-05T20:05

阿是不會約女男女嗎

By Todd Johnson
at 2017-03-08T04:04

當然是99不用問了

By Candice
at 2017-03-10T12:03

當然是99啊 80的女生很多 99又能約的這輩子遇不到幾個

By Franklin
at 2017-03-12T20:03

當然是一次就讓99暈船啊變固砲啊

By Belly
at 2017-03-15T04:02

不然.....問一下3p的可能性

By Agatha
at 2017-03-17T12:01

99 想辦法再搞第二次

By Kama
at 2017-03-19T20:00

別做夢了左右手有這麼難決定？

By Rae
at 2017-03-22T04:00

當然是80+99啊

By Jacob
at 2017-03-24T11:59

一起啊

By Cara
at 2017-03-26T19:58

約一起PPP

By Andy
at 2017-03-29T03:57

假的

By Olive
at 2017-03-31T11:56

這樣也能約砲嗎？

By Christine
at 2017-04-02T19:56

99無誤

By Oscar
at 2017-04-05T03:55

80給你99我來

By Noah
at 2017-04-07T11:54

80跟你說會回味的

By Michael
at 2017-04-09T19:53

傻瓜當然是左右手都來啊

By Victoria
at 2017-04-12T03:53

By Noah
at 2017-04-14T11:52

99就是爽沒別的

By John
at 2017-04-16T19:51

By Dorothy
at 2017-04-19T03:50

約來3P一次解決不好嗎？(斜眼~)

By Steve
at 2017-04-21T11:49

99啊

By Andrew
at 2017-04-23T19:49

一個中午一個晚上阿.....有差嗎？

By Queena
at 2017-04-26T03:48

80分先，因為99分一定還有其他機會

By Charlotte
at 2017-04-28T11:47

99啊！

By Genevieve
at 2017-04-30T19:46

選99分勿懷疑

By William
at 2017-05-03T03:45

99秒選啊！

By Ethan
at 2017-05-05T11:45

為何你左手分數比右手高?

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