有人在廁所打手槍 - 成人話題討論

Adele avatar
By Adele
at 2016-07-15T10:19

Table of Contents

沒錯
本魯現在正在公司廁所拉屎
可是隔壁一直有規律搓動的聲音
還一直抽衛生紙
身為一個專業嚕管戶
當然馬上就知道隔壁在幹嘛…

大家說看看我該怎麼做呢?
1.報警
2.大叫
3.幫他搓
4.叫他幫我搓
5.你說呢?

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Tags: 成人

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Hardy avatar
By Hardy
at 2016-07-17T11:31
PLAY 萬
Queena avatar
By Queena
at 2016-07-19T12:44
快!收集他的精液,不要浪費了
Vanessa avatar
By Vanessa
at 2016-07-21T13:56
這種情況當兵也有遇過..
Hamiltion avatar
By Hamiltion
at 2016-07-23T15:09
別打擾人家吧!
Zenobia avatar
By Zenobia
at 2016-07-25T16:21
http://i.imgur.com/kmgQcYd.jpg
Olga avatar
By Olga
at 2016-07-27T17:34
一直抽?
Carolina Franco avatar
By Carolina Franco
at 2016-07-29T18:46
我工作壓力大不行嗎
Carol avatar
By Carol
at 2016-07-31T19:59
敲門 吸乾淨
Jake avatar
By Jake
at 2016-08-02T21:11
喊play one啊
James avatar
By James
at 2016-08-04T22:24
互搓
Ula avatar
By Ula
at 2016-08-06T23:36
6.叫他搓出同花順
Elma avatar
By Elma
at 2016-08-09T00:49
我都站在小便前就開打
Frederica avatar
By Frederica
at 2016-08-11T02:01
貼圖超靠北的
Ida avatar
By Ida
at 2016-08-13T03:14
一起嚕 不能輸啊
Edith avatar
By Edith
at 2016-08-15T04:26
當然是叫全公司一起來聽,在門外等他出來呀!!
Ina avatar
By Ina
at 2016-08-17T05:39
報啥警,抱緊他就好
Adele avatar
By Adele
at 2016-08-19T06:51
假裝接電話:喂!你找xxx喔!啊他在隔壁尻槍啦!你等我一下
Valerie avatar
By Valerie
at 2016-08-21T08:04
幫他配音伴奏
Robert avatar
By Robert
at 2016-08-23T09:16
假的
Doris avatar
By Doris
at 2016-08-25T10:29
花媽XD
Cara avatar
By Cara
at 2016-08-27T11:41
樓樓上 真的啦
Sierra Rose avatar
By Sierra Rose
at 2016-08-29T12:54
敲牆壁 打亂手速
Kama avatar
By Kama
at 2016-08-31T14:06
花媽圖太好笑
Irma avatar
By Irma
at 2016-09-02T15:19
確定隔壁只有一個人?
David avatar
By David
at 2016-09-04T16:31
大叫阿!!!
Blanche avatar
By Blanche
at 2016-09-06T17:44
丟塊肥皂過去試探他!!
Linda avatar
By Linda
at 2016-09-07T14:52
他的屌業障很重
Sierra Rose avatar
By Sierra Rose
at 2016-09-08T12:00
貼圖怎麼能翻牆偷看別人咧?
Elma avatar
By Elma
at 2016-09-09T09:08
貼圖好有梗
George avatar
By George
at 2016-09-10T06:16
正常壓力釋放不行嘛
Bennie avatar
By Bennie
at 2016-09-11T03:24
唱笑傲江湖~
Regina avatar
By Regina
at 2016-09-12T00:32
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xVNkFREcngE 放這個
Mary avatar
By Mary
at 2016-09-12T21:40
那個雲那個務阿 假的,原PO要靜坐
業務很深
Hazel avatar
By Hazel
at 2016-09-13T18:48
跟他比劍啊
Anonymous avatar
By Anonymous
at 2016-09-14T15:56
業障
William avatar
By William
at 2016-09-15T13:04
[震怒] 拎杯尻槍隔壁一直在發文
Skylar DavisLinda avatar
By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2016-09-16T10:12
遇上擦不乾淨的屁股
Adele avatar
By Adele
at 2016-09-17T07:20
幫他配吸吮聲啊!
Connor avatar
By Connor
at 2016-09-18T04:28
大在褲子裡面抽衛生紙在擦吧
Wallis avatar
By Wallis
at 2016-09-19T01:36
去看他是誰威脅他~
Annie avatar
By Annie
at 2016-09-19T22:44
華爾街之狼
Callum avatar
By Callum
at 2016-09-20T19:52
當然是敲隔壁門,然後幫他配手速阿
Elma avatar
By Elma
at 2016-09-21T17:00
以前在圖書館廁所進去上,發現有人噴的到處都是,超噁
Lauren avatar
By Lauren
at 2016-09-22T14:08
花媽圖好煩XDD
Robert avatar
By Robert
at 2016-09-23T11:16
假的~哎呀!你耳朵業障重啊...
Agnes avatar
By Agnes
at 2016-09-24T08:24
耳朵業障重XDDDDDDD
Emma avatar
By Emma
at 2016-09-25T05:32
這推文XD
Margaret avatar
By Margaret
at 2016-09-26T02:40
用你嘴接
Kyle avatar
By Kyle
at 2016-09-26T23:48
在門上挖個洞,露屁股給他給他用
Heather avatar
By Heather
at 2016-09-27T20:56
幹我還遇過在公共溫泉靠牆偷打的
Leila avatar
By Leila
at 2016-09-28T18:04
Cara avatar
By Cara
at 2016-09-29T15:12
公共溫泉怎麼偷打?
Olivia avatar
By Olivia
at 2016-09-30T12:20
是甲的!快開門網內互打
Eartha avatar
By Eartha
at 2016-10-01T09:28
花媽幫你
Enid avatar
By Enid
at 2016-10-02T06:36
花媽xD
Victoria avatar
By Victoria
at 2016-10-03T03:44
甲的 不用說了
Charlotte avatar
By Charlotte
at 2016-10-04T00:52
想含就直說八 不要偷看喇
Carolina Franco avatar
By Carolina Franco
at 2016-10-04T22:00
是有痣瘡一直擦一直擦
Audriana avatar
By Audriana
at 2016-10-05T19:08
花媽 強XD
Liam avatar
By Liam
at 2016-10-06T16:16
假的
John avatar
By John
at 2016-10-07T13:24
play one
John avatar
By John
at 2016-10-08T10:32
假的 你的耳朵業障太重
Christine avatar
By Christine
at 2016-10-09T07:40
說不定隔壁是 http://imgur.com/QNL0KU6
Frederic avatar
By Frederic
at 2016-10-10T04:48
就坐的很低躲在溫泉的角落 ,那裡人不是很多
Barb Cronin avatar
By Barb Cronin
at 2016-10-11T01:56
放個片,日行一善
Zora avatar
By Zora
at 2016-10-11T23:04
花媽
Liam avatar
By Liam
at 2016-10-12T20:12
通常是你要過去包他含,含住他的皺皺臭臭的那根,深情的含住
大約含了幾分鐘之後,開始蠕動你的嘴唇和舌頭,前後蠕動著。
Ida avatar
By Ida
at 2016-10-13T17:20
蠕動幾分鐘之後,你會感受到對方開始抽蓄,然後對方會排放出
一種臭臭的膠狀液體,此時在吞下去即可。大功告成,恭喜您。
Carol avatar
By Carol
at 2016-10-14T14:28
這還要上來發問,真是的。這還用人教?還說是專業嚕管戶?
Candice avatar
By Candice
at 2016-10-15T11:36
一個真正的專業的嚕管戶,是義不容辭的直接衝上去幫他含的。
Doris avatar
By Doris
at 2016-10-16T08:44
幫他喝掉
James avatar
By James
at 2016-10-17T05:52
乾XDDDD圖嚇死我了
Sandy avatar
By Sandy
at 2016-10-18T03:00
哈哈哈哈花媽

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