看西斯版的會有約炮的習慣嗎 - 成人話題討論

By Callum
at 2019-02-24T00:24
at 2019-02-24T00:24
Table of Contents
※ 引述《yasusi (______)》之銘言:
: 各位30公分F罩杯前輩先賢大家晚安。
: 小魯妹一直以來沉潛在西斯版中看文,偶爾遇到有興趣的話題會手滑推推文。
: 剛剛收到了來自西斯版友的發問:
: (個人推論,因為最近只有逛和在西斯回文)
: 看西斯版的會有約炮的習慣嗎
傻孩子,這個回答當然是肯定的啊
來西斯板不約一炮大的,怎麼對得起一家大小,妳的濕穴和硬屌?
約炮不是罪惡,只是看妳有多餓,有多想被幹或多大的本事可以幹到人
在西斯板的每一個人,也許不一定都想找人上床,但一定都喜歡做愛這件事。
約炮習慣看個人,想約不約炮就看性格和人生遭遇
男人約炮也不是漢子,女人約炮也不一定就是個婊子。
有些人失戀,忍不住就約個炮找溫暖,要溫暖也不是穿更多衣服,反而脫個精光
但約完也只感覺身子暖了,心更冷,要的只是那短暫的需要。
有些人單身太久想打炮,就約個當吃強效抗生素,想說一次就好了
吃完就像吃開胃菜,越約越多,也越約越大。
西斯板,就像是一個目的性更透徹,尺度更大一點的交友聊天平台
說一說性事,再聊一聊心事,很快的,就可以滾到床上一起做喜歡的事
打蛇隨棍上,裸體隨人賞
西斯板友沒人約炮,這一定是騙人的,嘻嘻。
不過我真的約不到,因為我窮醜矮廢宅,沒練肌肉,老二也沒有人家大
又不會跟女人聊天調情,三句話喔喔兩句畫句點。
想約炮,滾!
---
「天長地久有時盡,不如約炮隨人淫。」
但請記得,有好的感情一定要好好把握,該有的幸福要緊緊抓住
約炮只是一個過程,如果只是喜歡調情和短暫性愛關係,那偶爾為之倒也無妨。
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jbKlVZcF7rc
聽首歌吧,很好聽的
想約炮,或是想要一段關係的開始,總是要先遇見那個人。
今晚我不爽約炮,我寫廢文賺P幣,賭博輸光了拼回本
祝板友們都有人約有炮打,有大胸照分我看,嘻嘻
晚安。
---
後續:
原來女板友們大量收信,是這樣的感覺,不過其實我還蠻愛回站內的
也再次體會,原來多方涉獵爛梗和多看電視真的很有助益
我不約炮,但認識一下是無妨的,我也很高興
別再來信要我指導約炮了啦,幹都說了我窮醜矮廢宅了,約的到才是天降奇蹟
最後,謝謝大家的推文,雖然我沒發錢卻有八十幾推
有點出乎意料之外。
--
: 各位30公分F罩杯前輩先賢大家晚安。
: 小魯妹一直以來沉潛在西斯版中看文,偶爾遇到有興趣的話題會手滑推推文。
: 剛剛收到了來自西斯版友的發問:
: (個人推論,因為最近只有逛和在西斯回文)
: 看西斯版的會有約炮的習慣嗎
傻孩子,這個回答當然是肯定的啊
來西斯板不約一炮大的,怎麼對得起一家大小,妳的濕穴和硬屌?
約炮不是罪惡,只是看妳有多餓,有多想被幹或多大的本事可以幹到人
在西斯板的每一個人,也許不一定都想找人上床,但一定都喜歡做愛這件事。
約炮習慣看個人,想約不約炮就看性格和人生遭遇
男人約炮也不是漢子,女人約炮也不一定就是個婊子。
有些人失戀,忍不住就約個炮找溫暖,要溫暖也不是穿更多衣服,反而脫個精光
但約完也只感覺身子暖了,心更冷,要的只是那短暫的需要。
有些人單身太久想打炮,就約個當吃強效抗生素,想說一次就好了
吃完就像吃開胃菜,越約越多,也越約越大。
西斯板,就像是一個目的性更透徹,尺度更大一點的交友聊天平台
說一說性事,再聊一聊心事,很快的,就可以滾到床上一起做喜歡的事
打蛇隨棍上,裸體隨人賞
西斯板友沒人約炮,這一定是騙人的,嘻嘻。
不過我真的約不到,因為我窮醜矮廢宅,沒練肌肉,老二也沒有人家大
又不會跟女人聊天調情,三句話喔喔兩句畫句點。
想約炮,滾!
---
「天長地久有時盡,不如約炮隨人淫。」
但請記得,有好的感情一定要好好把握,該有的幸福要緊緊抓住
約炮只是一個過程,如果只是喜歡調情和短暫性愛關係,那偶爾為之倒也無妨。
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jbKlVZcF7rc
聽首歌吧,很好聽的
想約炮,或是想要一段關係的開始,總是要先遇見那個人。
今晚我不爽約炮,我寫廢文賺P幣,賭博輸光了拼回本
祝板友們都有人約有炮打,有大胸照分我看,嘻嘻
晚安。
---
後續:
原來女板友們大量收信,是這樣的感覺,不過其實我還蠻愛回站內的
也再次體會,原來多方涉獵爛梗和多看電視真的很有助益
我不約炮,但認識一下是無妨的,我也很高興
別再來信要我指導約炮了啦,幹都說了我窮醜矮廢宅了,約的到才是天降奇蹟
最後,謝謝大家的推文,雖然我沒發錢卻有八十幾推
有點出乎意料之外。
--
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