看到大學曖昧對象的結婚照,感覺還真怪 - 成人話題討論

Edward Lewis avatar
By Edward Lewis
at 2015-12-15T13:11

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※ 引述《*****》之銘言:



: 前陣子知道她結婚滿驚訝的 上禮拜肉到她貼公開的結婚照
: 恩恩.......胸口一顆痣 印象很深刻 好像變豐腴了一點
: 看著照片 她老公笑開懷的樣子 顆顆 知道她大學時候的事嗎.....?
: 我覺得還是不要知道好了 不然你應該笑不出來XD
: 這感覺太妙了@@ 一個全身上下被你玩透的人 穿著婚紗包裝得乾乾淨淨 嫁給別人
: 而你卻知道她很多的事情
: 不過還是祝福她吧



你好,可以理解
因為以前跟你一樣
也曾有相同想法耶,所以分享自己過往



過去也交過一個女友
跟她床上非常契合
我很得意把她幹到腿軟
她就癱軟躺在那裡,我肉棒也不拔出來
仔細享受她高潮時陰道收縮的按摩
兩人都爽,做愛最高境界啊



後來分手了
她馬上交到下任男友
熱戀,結婚,辦喜宴,甜甜蜜蜜



啊我在幹什麼?
打槍啊,每晚都打
想到她過去床上的騷樣,打一槍
軟掉後想起她幫我吹懶覺,又硬
然後又打,又射,軟了
突然想起她被她先生幹
媽的你也只不過幹我上過的女人
媽的小穴欠幹喔前後兩任男友都幹過



一陣咒罵後射第三次
真的累了,就握住肉棒後沉沉睡去....



大概有一陣子都這樣精神勝利每一天
直到我看到她無名放小寶寶的照片



她跟先生三年前後生兩個可愛的寶寶
你看有多恩愛,一直幹ㄧ直中出



從一家三口去玩
到一家四口出國
有時候阿公阿嫲也一起去
和樂融融,好不幸福



然後我還是一個人在打手槍
要不然追一下被打槍換下一個又被打槍



人家在過我心目中美好的家庭生活
然後我在那邊衛生紙用完換下一張這樣
人家的人生大步邁進
然後我停滯不前留在自己世界的框框內



我抱持仇恨的心態交到一下女生
沒有經營好感情因為我根本看輕異性
不尊重人家覺得人家有錢就會跑
結果就真的跑給我看



我終於知道自己的問題了
但距離上上次分手已經過了四年
此時我才調整好心情
遇到了我現在老婆



我的意思是
那樣子想,想到前女友
做愛美好回憶會是自慰的好素材
但沒有前進,回憶終究是回憶
我用人生去繳學費
才驚醒自己都沒有長進
那逝去的四年,好可惜啊



共勉之~

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Tags: 做愛

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By Jake
at 2015-12-19T10:00
原PO當年幹嘛不娶她?
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By Freda
at 2015-12-23T06:50
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By Vanessa
at 2015-12-27T03:39
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By Annie
at 2015-12-31T00:28
老馬~推~
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By Wallis
at 2016-01-03T21:17
老馬啊....
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By Andy
at 2016-01-07T18:06
這才是洋平啊QQ
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at 2016-01-11T14:55
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By Caroline
at 2016-01-15T11:45
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at 2016-01-19T08:34
推老馬
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By Yuri
at 2016-01-23T05:23
推有些美好回憶是自慰的好素材...
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By Madame
at 2016-01-27T02:12
這回難得感性
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By Linda
at 2016-01-30T23:01
有種淡淡的惆悵
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By Andy
at 2016-02-03T19:51
請問這帳號是公用帳號嗎?怎麼故事跟人格這麼多種
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at 2016-02-19T07:07
差別就在於,一方繼續前進開心過生活,而一方只能在原地
變相自慰兼耍滷,高下立判
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By George
at 2016-02-23T03:56
是啊…
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By Michael
at 2016-02-27T00:46
真的,我現在尻槍,也在想著前女友淫蕩樣子,然後虛度
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By Kyle
at 2016-03-01T21:35
了兩年的光陰,老馬說的感覺我懂
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老馬老師好~(揮手
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你好
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這篇前面精神勝利超級魯 哈哈
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By Agatha
at 2016-04-01T20:08
老馬幫自己的故事做個時間圖表啊XD
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By Oscar
at 2016-04-05T16:57
有人要做一下老馬故事的時間軸嗎? 應該很精彩XD
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By Hedwig
at 2016-04-09T13:47
結果現在的老婆也是...
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By Wallis
at 2016-04-13T10:36
嗚嗚嗚
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By Agnes
at 2016-04-17T07:25
老馬.....
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By Linda
at 2016-04-21T04:14
看到推文問共用帳號有點搞笑
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By Frederica
at 2016-04-25T01:03
好像人家不能有很多故事一樣
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By Selena
at 2016-04-28T21:53
推!!!
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By Hamiltion
at 2016-05-02T18:42
其實老馬是被共用der
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By Liam
at 2016-05-06T15:31
那你知道你現在老婆的前男友在想什麼嗎…共勉之
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By Callum
at 2016-05-10T12:20
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By Sandy
at 2016-05-14T09:09
大家一起往前邁進吧 共勉之~
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By Mason
at 2016-05-18T05:58
一起加油吧
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By Audriana
at 2016-05-22T02:48
靠腰,本來想說要跟原PO分享我的經驗,結果他居然刪了
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By Charlotte
at 2016-05-25T23:37
好文推
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By Aaliyah
at 2016-05-29T20:26
我以為後面會是老馬綠文
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By Andrew
at 2016-06-02T17:15
我和他有一樣的疑問,可以各種回文很厲害
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By Sierra Rose
at 2016-06-06T14:04
想看原po怎麼寫到X9XDDD
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By Todd Johnson
at 2016-06-10T10:54
老馬必推
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By Ethan
at 2016-06-14T07:43
期待老馬傳
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By Joe
at 2016-06-18T04:32
為了老馬的時間軸 只好推了
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By Kumar
at 2016-06-22T01:21
aids893001: 那你知道你現在老婆的前男友在想什麼嗎
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By Susan
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不得不說是好文,狠狠給推!
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at 2016-06-29T19:00
好文
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By Jake
at 2016-07-03T15:49
上星期前前女友要我去參加婚禮(驚
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By Daniel
at 2016-07-07T12:38
老馬的人生歷練真透徹
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By Noah
at 2016-07-11T09:27
推啊,老馬文都能讓人生多一層體會
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By Kyle
at 2016-07-15T06:16
不錯!
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By Audriana
at 2016-07-19T03:05
推。
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By Emma
at 2016-07-22T23:55
老馬歷經滄桑啊
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By David
at 2016-07-26T20:44
新魯叔 推老馬
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By Lily
at 2016-07-30T17:33
嗚嗚嗚
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By Agnes
at 2016-08-03T14:22
推....
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By Agatha
at 2016-08-07T11:11
淚推老馬 換下一張衛生紙有好笑
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By Hardy
at 2016-08-11T08:01
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By Lucy
at 2016-08-15T04:50
醒醒吧!你只是打手槍過度出現老婆的幻覺了!
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By Eartha
at 2016-08-19T01:39
原來是共用帳號
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By Vanessa
at 2016-08-22T22:28
老馬
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By Rosalind
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By Zora
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感謝分享
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By Heather
at 2016-09-15T03:23
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By Isabella
at 2016-09-19T00:12
沒有綠?
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By Freda
at 2016-09-22T21:02
老馬~我還在走你的後路呀
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By Andrew
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By Audriana
at 2016-09-30T14:40
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By Doris
at 2016-10-04T11:29
老馬的經歷好精彩
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By Dinah
at 2016-10-08T08:18
我以為會小孩越看越像自己
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By Gary
at 2016-10-12T05:07
呃!?
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By Rachel
at 2016-10-16T01:57
結果現在的老婆也是........
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By Todd Johnson
at 2016-10-19T22:46
也是....
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By Ophelia
at 2016-10-23T19:35
推老馬勸世文
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By Dora
at 2016-10-27T16:24
馬哥為人濕表救苦救難
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By Charlotte
at 2016-10-31T13:13
感謝XD
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By Noah
at 2016-11-04T10:03
被問共用帳號xDD
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By Ula
at 2016-11-08T06:52
其實也是種肯定,感謝感謝
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By Cara
at 2016-11-12T03:41
推老馬勸世 小弟大夢初醒
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at 2016-11-16T00:30
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By Connor
at 2016-11-27T14:58
推推 真情流露不是老馬
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By Regina
at 2016-12-01T11:47
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By Heather
at 2016-12-05T08:36
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By Eden
at 2016-12-09T05:25
推 真的
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By Kyle
at 2016-12-13T02:14
看完才發現是老馬
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By Caitlin
at 2016-12-16T23:04
同意NX9999
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By Olivia
at 2016-12-20T19:53
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By Tracy
at 2016-12-24T16:42
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By Cara
at 2016-12-28T13:31
倒數第二個男朋友
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By Jacob
at 2017-01-01T10:20
想報名當你的素材 。
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By Bennie
at 2017-01-05T07:09
已經是了。
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By Genevieve
at 2017-01-09T03:59
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By Hamiltion
at 2017-01-13T00:48
真希望我也能那麼豁達
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By Bethany
at 2017-01-16T21:37
真情推
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By Sandy
at 2017-01-20T18:26
推推
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By Una
at 2017-01-24T15:15
推 QQ
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By Callum
at 2017-01-28T12:05
西斯溫情
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By Isla
at 2017-02-01T08:54
老馬勸世好文
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By Emily
at 2017-02-05T05:43
馬爺你宴客時 有擺“前女友桌”嗎?
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By Necoo
at 2017-02-09T02:32
幹覺得無限悲愴感誒
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By Aaliyah
at 2017-02-12T23:21
回得真好
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By Hazel
at 2017-02-16T20:11
哼哼老馬原來是公用帳號給大家__
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By Jessica
at 2017-02-20T17:00
你老婆去找同學玩了嗎?
Oliver avatar
By Oliver
at 2017-02-24T13:49
洋平分手時都會舉起雙手的食指抵在一起跟女方說切八段?
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By Eden
at 2017-02-28T10:38
好文
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By Mary
at 2017-03-04T07:27
謝謝
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By Jacob
at 2017-03-08T04:16
所以洋平的懶覺被切過很多次了XD
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By Rachel
at 2017-03-12T01:06
洨乳鴿前女友的兒子長得不太像她老公ㄎ
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By Tracy
at 2017-03-15T21:55
好文QQ
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By Heather
at 2017-03-19T18:44
老馬你...
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By Irma
at 2017-03-23T15:33
嗯?
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By Bethany
at 2017-03-27T12:22
推勸世…我會努力醒…
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By Zanna
at 2017-03-31T09:12
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By Emily
at 2017-04-04T06:01
爆!
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By Rebecca
at 2017-04-08T02:50
老馬的人生閱歷真是豐富
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By Skylar Davis
at 2017-04-11T23:39
還好還夠用生小馬XD
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By Sierra Rose
at 2017-04-15T20:28
推勸世
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By Erin
at 2017-04-19T17:17
共用馬
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By Isabella
at 2017-04-23T14:07
老馬!
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By Ida
at 2017-04-27T10:56
嗨^^
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By Odelette
at 2017-05-01T07:45
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By Daph Bay
at 2017-05-05T04:34
老馬推
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By Carolina Franco
at 2017-05-09T01:23
寫的真好 好有感觸
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By Tristan Cohan
at 2017-05-12T22:13
老馬必推
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By Hardy
at 2017-05-16T19:02
推老馬QQ
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By Margaret
at 2017-05-20T15:51
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By Elvira
at 2017-05-24T12:40
哇靠 這勸世文不得不推了 不過沒繳學費怎有體悟
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By John
at 2017-05-28T09:29
老馬的故事真的很豐富
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By Charlie
at 2017-06-01T06:18
好文
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By Audriana
at 2017-06-05T03:08
其實最近也有一樣的感觸 過去就讓她過去吧
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By Eartha
at 2017-06-08T23:57
清流QQ
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By Carol
at 2017-06-12T20:46
推!
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By Olga
at 2017-06-16T17:35
老馬XD
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By Ida
at 2017-06-20T14:24
同生女兒推 女兒超級萌的 兒子雖然坐著看電視也覺得很a小
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By Kristin
at 2017-06-24T11:14
好文推
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By Oscar
at 2017-06-28T08:03
嘿男友如果看到我推文記得要好好珍惜我欸
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By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2017-07-02T04:52
馬爺 謝謝你,我也有類似困擾,該大步向前了!
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By Andrew
at 2017-07-06T01:41
靠北 正經起來也好正經 以為文末會說第一個孩子越
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By Suhail Hany
at 2017-07-09T22:30
看越像自己之類的XDD
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By Charlie
at 2017-07-13T19:19
勸世啊
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By Lily
at 2017-07-17T16:09
推 感情上失敗了就是失敗了 回憶肉體更證明自己魯蛇
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By Enid
at 2017-07-21T12:58
總是該往前看的..嘆
Xanthe avatar
By Xanthe
at 2017-07-25T09:47
男人對前女友只剩下肉體的回憶並且沾沾自喜是最可悲的
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By Ingrid
at 2017-07-29T06:36
美好的回憶就留在心裡,不是當年前女友對你有多騷就表示
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By Belly
at 2017-08-02T03:25
自己有多成功或不可一世 但男生也是因為有沙文主義才會
Jacob avatar
By Jacob
at 2017-08-06T00:15
認為征服過前女友的肉體 可以拿來說嘴
Gary avatar
By Gary
at 2017-08-09T21:04
是啊…
Rae avatar
By Rae
at 2017-08-13T17:53
有種同病相連的感覺
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By Sierra Rose
at 2017-08-17T14:42
吳依倫你看看你自己
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By Olive
at 2017-08-21T11:31
推推
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By Kelly
at 2017-08-25T08:20
給你爆
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By George
at 2017-08-29T05:10
想聽沒娶的故事
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By Rachel
at 2017-09-02T01:59
我想一下
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By Catherine
at 2017-09-05T22:48
淚推 我就是那個還在停滯不前的人
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By Adele
at 2017-09-09T19:37
加油
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By Franklin
at 2017-09-13T16:26
勸世文推
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By Anthony
at 2017-09-17T13:16
沒喊哈里露亞嗆司嗎?
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By Belly
at 2017-09-21T10:05
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By Isla
at 2017-09-25T06:54
好聞
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By Eden
at 2017-09-29T03:43
有洋蔥
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By Sarah
at 2017-10-03T00:32
老馬給推
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By Carolina Franco
at 2017-10-06T21:22
淚推
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By Lucy
at 2017-10-10T18:11
老馬必推
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By Gilbert
at 2017-10-14T15:00
笑死
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By Oscar
at 2017-10-18T11:49
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By Jake
at 2017-10-22T08:38
淡淡的洋蔥
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By Donna
at 2017-10-26T05:27
推 老馬識途
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By Frederica
at 2017-10-30T02:17
有同感
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By Zora
at 2017-11-02T23:06
哭了
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By Irma
at 2017-11-06T19:55
心有戚戚焉 推
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By Olivia
at 2017-11-10T16:44
過了N年我一樣把妹.做愛.分手,別人的家庭生活卻一直向前.
..想當爸了我^^
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By Kumar
at 2017-11-14T13:33
推,無採洨的概念
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By Selena
at 2017-11-18T10:23
勸世文~給推
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By Audriana
at 2017-11-22T07:12
老馬你一定要這麼中肯嗎
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By Rosalind
at 2017-11-26T04:01
加油!!!
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By Frederic
at 2017-11-30T00:50
好文
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By Oscar
at 2017-12-03T21:39
勸世好文
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By Robert
at 2017-12-07T18:28
老馬生了嗎?感覺超過9個月了~
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By Callum
at 2017-12-11T15:18
绝对要推的好文,如同一杯回甘的浓茶~茶香绵长~

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By Audriana
at 2015-12-15T11:29
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By Ophelia
at 2015-12-15T08:37
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By Genevieve
at 2015-12-14T23:45
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By Damian
at 2015-12-14T23:11
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By Edward Lewis
at 2015-12-14T09:12
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