狂吃生蠔和海鮮大蒜1個月再去口爆店 - 成人話題討論

By Ina
at 2019-11-29T02:38

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我真的很想報復社會這輩子當別人的奴隸太習慣了

我決定要先去菜市場買生蠔回家就給他生吞
裡面有霍亂弧菌和大腸桿菌我都不管吃到有點胃發炎這樣
然後在狂吃海鮮大蒜在買三多鋅錠 1天吃3顆

我的目的就是把身體給用壞但是儲精囊的精液還是快要漲起來
這樣血液就變成酸性體質而且體味很臭胃也是快壞掉

積了2個禮拜以後
然後我就找一間口爆店指名要找最19-20歲的
女生幫我吹一吹我就發出高亢的呻吟聲就把髒東西全部灌注到女生的小嘴

看著女生受不了就乾嘔出來還痛罵我:欸先生你的味道怎麼那麼臭啊?
我就說:對不起啦....

其實我精心計畫的計謀早就成功了呵呵
各位大大我這樣有聰明嗎?

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By Leila
at 2019-11-29T08:30

好廢

By Poppy
at 2019-11-29T14:23

記得配點蘆筍跟青菜

By Madame
at 2019-11-29T20:15

三樓幫你吹

By Hamiltion
at 2019-11-30T02:08

兩天不洗就很嘔了，不用積兩周

By Annie
at 2019-11-30T08:01

三樓自肥？

By Hedwig
at 2019-11-30T13:53

廢

By Rosalind
at 2019-11-30T19:46

再啦！

By Hedwig
at 2019-12-01T01:38

不是幻想文的話應該很多人有興趣

By Isabella
at 2019-12-01T07:31

她還是有錢拿，你還是有花錢，這樣也開心喔@@

By Caitlin
at 2019-12-01T13:23

有更臭的，你不會是第一個

By Carol
at 2019-12-01T19:16

先痛風住院

By Aaliyah
at 2019-12-02T01:08

酸性體質是騙局還在酸性體質

By Jacky
at 2019-12-02T07:01

廢文

By Erin
at 2019-12-02T12:53

好好笑這三小

By Mason
at 2019-12-02T18:46

你會先進醫院

By Candice
at 2019-12-03T00:38

你應該去捷運站公然打手槍

By Eden
at 2019-12-03T06:31

比較大機會直接食物中毒去醫院掛號

By Lily
at 2019-12-03T12:23

笑死記得上來回報

By Robert
at 2019-12-03T18:16

多花點時間念念書

By Dinah
at 2019-12-04T00:09

果然是當奴隸的人才

By Harry
at 2019-12-04T06:01

不相信可以撐兩個禮拜

By Ophelia
at 2019-12-04T11:54

難怪會當奴隸

By Edith
at 2019-12-04T17:46

有口爆店有1920歲的？？

By Freda
at 2019-12-04T23:39

噁男

By Anthony
at 2019-12-05T05:31

吃完隔天早上就在打手槍了吧

By Christine
at 2019-12-05T11:24

有才

By Jake
at 2019-12-05T17:16

你上聊天室，一堆甲願意給你爆還免錢

By Dora
at 2019-12-05T23:09

吃鳳梨好嗎

By Skylar Davis
at 2019-12-06T05:01

葉佩雯 XD

By Doris
at 2019-12-06T10:54

快去記得再打一篇心得文

By Sierra Rose
at 2019-12-06T16:46

嗯兄弟
我斷言第一步吃生蠔的時候計劃就會因為你住院而中斷了

By Jake
at 2019-12-06T22:39

有笑有推~~這會掀起一股群起效尤的流行阿!!

By Delia
at 2019-12-07T04:31

真的很有實驗精神，但樣本只有一個小妹

By Caroline
at 2019-12-07T10:24

只想噓酸性體質...

By Oscar
at 2019-12-07T16:17

私

By Daph Bay
at 2019-12-07T22:09

根本沒有酸性體質

By Mary
at 2019-12-08T04:02

嘔嘔嘔

By Agatha
at 2019-12-08T09:54

爛人，大家都是為了生活，你要報復社會關那小女孩何
時

By Zanna
at 2019-12-08T15:47

正港的臺灣人，剩下一張嘴....

By Ida
at 2019-12-08T21:39

可以吃鋅片比較快？

By George
at 2019-12-09T03:32

我在joke?

By Connor
at 2019-12-09T09:24

不忍....

By Joseph
at 2019-12-09T15:17

厲害

By Odelette
at 2019-12-09T21:09

我笑到黑姑

By Gilbert
at 2019-12-10T03:02

可撥

By Lucy
at 2019-12-10T08:54

還不是自己花錢了哈哈哈哈哈

By Olga
at 2019-12-10T14:47

三樓想吃要先說

By Sandy
at 2019-12-10T20:39

還沒醒?

By Ula
at 2019-12-11T02:32

再啦幹

By Heather
at 2019-12-11T08:25

儲精囊不是存精液的去讀書啦

By Skylar Davis
at 2019-12-11T14:17

87喔不如練深蹲雖然腿很酸但老二在沒刺激的情況下都
可以掛曬衣架了

By Hedy
at 2019-12-11T20:10

射到套裡面沒感覺啦

By Yuri
at 2019-12-12T02:02

你贏了。

By Ethan
at 2019-12-12T07:55

可憐沒馬子

By Quanna
at 2019-12-12T13:47

好支持你回來報告實驗結果

By Ingrid
at 2019-12-12T19:40

覺得可憐

By Yedda
at 2019-12-13T01:32

精液三天就更新了
存三小兩個星期
你的報復社會是報復跟你一樣底層的可憐人？

By Jack
at 2019-12-13T07:25

去射給你老闆啊

By Rachel
at 2019-12-13T13:17

射不停

By Ivy
at 2019-12-13T19:10

然後成功申裝ADSL

By Olive
at 2019-12-14T01:02

北七廢文可悲

By Charlie
at 2019-12-14T06:55

你兩個禮拜天天不洗澡就可以了吧

By Zora
at 2019-12-14T12:47

再在分不清楚最噁心

By Hedda
at 2019-12-14T18:40

吃到不新鮮蚵仔不會「有點腸胃炎」是會讓你上吐下瀉連走
路都無法更不用說要有性欲了

By Cara
at 2019-12-15T00:33

想走推噓俠路線?

By Charlie
at 2019-12-15T06:25

這種應該有市場

By Zanna
at 2019-12-15T12:18

三樓......

By Quintina
at 2019-12-15T18:10

快笑死

By Mason
at 2019-12-16T00:03

可憐

By Callum
at 2019-12-16T05:55

這種報復社會的方法對大家都好，你加油

By Oscar
at 2019-12-16T11:48

上次吃豆芽也很臭

By Necoo
at 2019-12-16T17:40

XDDD

By Liam
at 2019-12-16T23:33

當奴才不是沒原因

By Mason
at 2019-12-17T05:25

這樣要花很多錢... 都可以買隻好IPHONE 了

By Ivy
at 2019-12-17T11:18

快被三樓笑死

By Franklin
at 2019-12-17T17:10

三樓好急！

By Gary
at 2019-12-17T23:03

你也只想得到這麼爛的報復方式了

By Barb Cronin
at 2019-12-18T04:55

三樓解救社會

By William
at 2019-12-18T10:48

等你心得文

狂吃生蠔和海鮮大蒜1個月再去口爆店 - 成人話題討論

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