有人擅長陪睡嗎 - 成人話題討論

By Brianna
at 2018-08-01T10:48
at 2018-08-01T10:48
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沒啦開玩笑的。
其實我覺得陪睡這件事如果真的要計價
$300/晚
我想一堆女生會非常願意付錢,
真的,據我觀察妹子~姐姐都會很樂意的。
我如果是男生我也願意,雖然300很少,
但好處有:
--睡覺就有錢賺了。
--免費的廁所可以使用,上床前洗個澡OK吧。
--溫暖抱抱。
欸,想想我都想開徵了,對了要開發票嗎?
這真的很棒。
但為什麼沒有人敢做?
我只是要說,不是每個男人都可以跟你我一樣管得住小頭的。
君不見上篇那個幻想文還是有人先幹了再說。
大部份男人聽到約陪睡一定是有所期待的,
先別說什麼,光是都抱個暖香入懷,胸前那坨肉團壓著你的胸膛,
能不硬嗎?
我30了,我是會硬啦。
然後就很容易開始亂摸想要上手。
沒有期待,是騙人的。
站在女性的觀點,我相信女人會想要陪睡,
但又怕跟你發生關係。
怕你忍不住。
怕被你勾得忍不住。
以上這些是其一。
其二是今天如果陪睡大家都管得住小頭,
結果大家出門上班上課,回家一票警察叫你到案解釋:
『少女信任叔,叔趁睡指姦少女』
你的存款馬上變成他人的年終…划不來呀。
重點是:
你他媽的什麼都沒幹到!
所以我講真的,說那些陪睡工具人
女生想要約陪睡的,我懂那種感覺,
我自己聊天開頭聊色起手式也是:
「咦那麼久沒交男友了?那一個人睡不會想找東西抱嗎?」
(絕招都教各位了)
但說好陪睡的風險真的好大呀!
到時候SHOW出聊天記錄,
「沒有喔~我只是想找人一起分攤房間錢 純睡覺,我LINE上都有寫喔」
年終GET GOGOGO~~~
====
不過我還真的想過,
如果開個陪睡營業。
大家睡前簽好契約,
你陪我睡我付你錢。
彼此晚上共享溫暖,
夏天省冷氣,
冬天享溫體。
開一間《香九齡能溫席》群組其實也不錯。
然後自備攝影機,
一職員陪睡,
一職員監視錄影。
最後把檔案傳給客戶,然後還可以透過小米手環記錄睡眠品質。
深層睡眠3小時以下不收錢。
幹!好像真的可以賺一票耶!
開集資了啦。
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