晨勃的意義? - 成人話題討論

By Poppy
at 2015-09-17T23:03
at 2015-09-17T23:03
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一直不太明白為何男人會晨勃,以前一直以為是演化的結果男人就是適合在早上幹炮,但今早的小故事似乎推翻了這可能。
今早本魯起床時因為昨晚上網搞到太晚很累,實在不好起來,翻個身硬挺的分身就頂到牆壁,痛了一下,這時想說不如趁晨勃時尻尻來提個神。
可是十分鐘後,除了屌還是硬挺的之外平常該來的快感完全沒來,又累頭又痛,似乎就在手握著屌的情況下不小心又睡了回籠覺,於是當我老爸起床發現我還在睡就進我房間看到這鳥樣時,當場痛罵:「媽的你可不可憐阿都大四了還要自己來,還不是都怪你太胖連個女朋友都交不到#%##$^@$^#%&#*#」
因此我感到十分疑惑到底晨勃的意義為何,不知版上有無30cm或F cup的大大能夠提出解答?
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今早本魯起床時因為昨晚上網搞到太晚很累,實在不好起來,翻個身硬挺的分身就頂到牆壁,痛了一下,這時想說不如趁晨勃時尻尻來提個神。
可是十分鐘後,除了屌還是硬挺的之外平常該來的快感完全沒來,又累頭又痛,似乎就在手握著屌的情況下不小心又睡了回籠覺,於是當我老爸起床發現我還在睡就進我房間看到這鳥樣時,當場痛罵:「媽的你可不可憐阿都大四了還要自己來,還不是都怪你太胖連個女朋友都交不到#%##$^@$^#%&#*#」
因此我感到十分疑惑到底晨勃的意義為何,不知版上有無30cm或F cup的大大能夠提出解答?
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