昨天晚上被表白耶 - 成人話題討論

Eartha avatar
By Eartha
at 2006-02-22T08:56

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※ 引述《MyLPOGC (OGCing)》之銘言:
: 昨天去了聊天室
: 突然有一個女的馬上密我:可以當我男朋友嗎??
: 天阿 那麼好的事當然就答應囉
: 嘿嘿 今天聊完應該就可以見面了 歐耶
: 看來脫團可望了
: 聊天室是好物...........................

記得出門的時候要把所有能證明你身份的文件放在家裡,

口袋裡面的錢不要放太多,有種皮帶可以在暗縫中藏錢和護身小刀,

這個原PO可以參考一下,我記得以前的光華有家店專賣這類物品。

另外手機轉靜音,衣著方面盡量選擇比較不顯眼和行動方便的。

如果被押著簽什麼文件的話,就在上面簽「高義」。

對了對了,聊天記錄要留著,有可能你得用這個讓某人相信是對方先跟你搭話,

而且你們之間並沒有金錢交易。

好了,還有什麼問題嗎?

--

「幹!我就算餓死也不會拿朋友來換錢!」
~~by傳銷大王 J.Fake.Blue

他用這句話成功地向三百多個朋友推銷了未經藥檢的化妝品

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All Comments

Yuri avatar
By Yuri
at 2006-02-22T14:39
沒有
Kama avatar
By Kama
at 2006-02-22T20:22
原PO必定是經過大風大浪...
Oliver avatar
By Oliver
at 2006-02-23T02:04
真是高手
Jessica avatar
By Jessica
at 2006-02-23T07:47
高義XD
Enid avatar
By Enid
at 2006-02-23T13:30
高義,你他媽死雜碎!
Bethany avatar
By Bethany
at 2006-02-23T19:12
推啦
Andy avatar
By Andy
at 2006-02-24T00:55
推高義XD
Yedda avatar
By Yedda
at 2006-02-24T06:38
專業的來了
Daph Bay avatar
By Daph Bay
at 2006-02-24T12:20
高進 你這樣做對你有什麼好處?
Irma avatar
By Irma
at 2006-02-24T18:03
簽高丸算了......
Damian avatar
By Damian
at 2006-02-24T23:46
我聚賭頂多罰款三千 你殺人至少要坐三十年!
Kelly avatar
By Kelly
at 2006-02-25T05:28
你準備在牢裡請吃壽酒~
Noah avatar
By Noah
at 2006-02-25T11:11
記得不要把船開出公海
Yuri avatar
By Yuri
at 2006-02-25T16:54
歹徒簡單一句話:要命要錢
Skylar DavisLinda avatar
By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2006-02-25T22:36
別計喜帖給我 我沒空去
Heather avatar
By Heather
at 2006-02-26T04:19
您真內行!
Kelly avatar
By Kelly
at 2006-02-26T10:02
已經到公海了嗎?? 已經到公海了!!
Xanthe avatar
By Xanthe
at 2006-02-26T15:44
您真內行
Tracy avatar
By Tracy
at 2006-02-26T21:27
你真內行
Yuri avatar
By Yuri
at 2006-02-27T03:10
已經到公海啦...那我可以奉旨殺人啦!!!
Ingrid avatar
By Ingrid
at 2006-02-27T08:52
到時候你又不認我怎麼辦..."我就把你咖擦"...跑字幕.(end)
Poppy avatar
By Poppy
at 2006-02-27T14:35
我還在想為啥要簽高義呢~~哈哈哈!!!
Cara avatar
By Cara
at 2006-02-27T20:18
您真內行
Megan avatar
By Megan
at 2006-02-28T02:00
您真內行
Agnes avatar
By Agnes
at 2006-02-28T07:43
帶子還沒有燒完勒
Eden avatar
By Eden
at 2006-02-28T13:26
要內褲...
Daniel avatar
By Daniel
at 2006-02-28T19:08
祖師爺說要變三就變三囉
Frederica avatar
By Frederica
at 2006-03-01T00:51
是我的人叫船長不要開船的
Quintina avatar
By Quintina
at 2006-03-01T06:34
哈哈哈......強者
James avatar
By James
at 2006-03-01T12:16
五樓的.請問一下台詞裡面有那個"死"字嗎~~~~?
Donna avatar
By Donna
at 2006-03-01T17:59
恭喜m了喔
Adele avatar
By Adele
at 2006-03-01T23:42
您真內行
Aaliyah avatar
By Aaliyah
at 2006-03-02T05:24
您真內行
Jessica avatar
By Jessica
at 2006-03-02T11:07
您真內行
Gary avatar
By Gary
at 2006-03-02T16:50
你的那附透視眼鏡早就落伍了
Mia avatar
By Mia
at 2006-03-02T22:32
高手...
Charlotte avatar
By Charlotte
at 2006-03-03T04:15
高手
Margaret avatar
By Margaret
at 2006-03-03T09:58
為什麼要切靜音?
Edward Lewis avatar
By Edward Lewis
at 2006-03-03T15:40
五樓外行 沒有死字 台詞背錯了..你他媽雜碎
Zenobia avatar
By Zenobia
at 2006-03-03T21:23
高義你他媽雜碎
Kristin avatar
By Kristin
at 2006-03-04T03:06
看到高義 整個笑出來
Skylar Davis avatar
By Skylar Davis
at 2006-03-04T08:48
高手高手高高手
Linda avatar
By Linda
at 2006-03-04T14:31
高義,你他媽雜碎!
Joe avatar
By Joe
at 2006-03-04T20:14
到底要轉就可還是轉笨版??好好笑...
Jessica avatar
By Jessica
at 2006-03-05T01:56
高丸,你他媽雜碎!
Heather avatar
By Heather
at 2006-03-05T07:39
傳說中的武林一窩瘋..
Andy avatar
By Andy
at 2006-03-05T13:22
公車君:高義,我他媽坦蕩蕩!
Catherine avatar
By Catherine
at 2006-03-05T19:04
高手壓 我推
Ethan avatar
By Ethan
at 2006-03-06T00:47
高義,你他媽雜碎!
Tracy avatar
By Tracy
at 2006-03-06T06:30
義,你他媽雜碎!
Brianna avatar
By Brianna
at 2006-03-06T12:12
您真內行
Anthony avatar
By Anthony
at 2006-03-06T17:55
你把證件帶在身上還趕亂簽 到時候被抓到就死定了
Leila avatar
By Leila
at 2006-03-06T23:38
不錯.......(筆記)
Skylar DavisLinda avatar
By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2006-03-07T05:20
你知不知道你上錯別人的床了??這個世界馬上就要大變!!
Ethan avatar
By Ethan
at 2006-03-07T11:03
高義XDDDDD
Elvira avatar
By Elvira
at 2006-03-07T16:46
超好笑哈哈哈哈
Robert avatar
By Robert
at 2006-03-07T22:28
你去死吧! 堂弟!!!
Una avatar
By Una
at 2006-03-08T04:11
您真內行
Frederica avatar
By Frederica
at 2006-03-08T09:54
高義XDDD
Emily avatar
By Emily
at 2006-03-08T15:36
巴拿馬的總統跟我都有點交情
Hamiltion avatar
By Hamiltion
at 2006-03-08T21:19
推~ 高義
John avatar
By John
at 2006-03-09T03:02
你他媽雜碎!
Skylar Davis avatar
By Skylar Davis
at 2006-03-09T08:44
推一個!!!!!超好笑...
Liam avatar
By Liam
at 2006-03-09T14:27
已經到公海了~!  公你老牧
Kelly avatar
By Kelly
at 2006-03-09T20:10
您真內行XD
Brianna avatar
By Brianna
at 2006-03-10T01:52
WHIT101 原po說所有可以證明身分的文件要放家裡!
Callum avatar
By Callum
at 2006-03-10T07:35
推高義
Bennie avatar
By Bennie
at 2006-03-10T13:18
真他媽的內行XD
Genevieve avatar
By Genevieve
at 2006-03-10T19:00
只有這艘船的註冊國家可以抓我!!!!
Jacob avatar
By Jacob
at 2006-03-11T00:43
推專業
Enid avatar
By Enid
at 2006-03-11T06:26
我叫簫芳芳
Rae avatar
By Rae
at 2006-03-11T12:08
巴拿馬總統跟我也有點交情ㄚ
Suhail Hany avatar
By Suhail Hany
at 2006-03-11T17:51
高義 你他媽雜碎!!!
Bennie avatar
By Bennie
at 2006-03-11T23:34
高手高手高高手
Kama avatar
By Kama
at 2006-03-12T05:16
有沒有這麼厲害阿 XDDDDD
Elma avatar
By Elma
at 2006-03-12T10:59
高義 你他媽雜碎!!!
Odelette avatar
By Odelette
at 2006-03-12T16:42
表弟,你去死吧!!
Noah avatar
By Noah
at 2006-03-12T22:24
高義的手上只要有槍誰都沒有辦法殺他!!
Olive avatar
By Olive
at 2006-03-13T04:07
不怕一萬,只怕萬一,看來…你這次遇到萬一了…
Emma avatar
By Emma
at 2006-03-13T09:50
早說我連船都不開了..
Blanche avatar
By Blanche
at 2006-03-13T15:32
高義,你他媽雜碎!
Erin avatar
By Erin
at 2006-03-13T21:15
高義,你他媽雜碎!
Hedda avatar
By Hedda
at 2006-03-14T02:58
高義,你他媽雜碎!
Anthony avatar
By Anthony
at 2006-03-14T08:40
你想不到這卷錄音帶還沒燒完吧
Caitlin avatar
By Caitlin
at 2006-03-14T14:23
高義 你他媽雜碎
Hedda avatar
By Hedda
at 2006-03-16T12:41
高手出招 受用無窮~
Caitlin avatar
By Caitlin
at 2006-03-16T18:24
您真內行!
Agnes avatar
By Agnes
at 2006-03-17T00:06
高義,你他媽雜碎!

我男友今天又吵著要口爆!!

Charlotte avatar
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