我男友今天又吵著要口爆!! - 成人話題討論

Charlotte avatar
By Charlotte
at 2006-02-17T22:54

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※ 引述《hlyc (小老虎)》之銘言:
: 真煩~他又不像可愛的鄉民會對女友也降子
: 他說鄉民有咬女友的都是騙人的
: 只要口爆才是真的..我無言了...

妳快跟他說是真的阿

我男朋友都會幫我舔說

每次都是硬要幫我舔 我說不要他還會硬來

教你一個讓妳男朋友舔妳的方法
有很多方法可以讓男生服服貼貼的舔妳的

上次聖誕節為了回報他 我就跑去超市買了一瓶果醬

特地約他去台中沐蘭

他一開始搞不懂我幹麻買果醬 後來我就叫他把眼睛閉上 那天我買的是草莓果醬

教妳一個小秘方 果醬裡面加一點點熱水才不會太甜 不要太多喔

然後把果醬塗在他身上 他哪裡敏感就塗哪裡(MOTEL大部分會有拌咖啡的湯匙用那個塗)
像我男朋友背跟蛋蛋很敏感 那邊就加強多塗一點 ㄋㄟㄋㄟ就不用說了 一定要的


接下來當然就是要你把果醬舔掉了 用力吸允跟輕輕舔都有不同的效果喔

還有 如果不怕髒的話 小菊花也塗一點 小菊花跟蛋蛋一起舔 男生可是會哇哇叫的

等到你吃完妳的草莓大餐的時候


拿起果醬 不要害羞 用你最撩人的姿勢 把果醬塗在自己身上
最好誇張的打開大腿(當然要騷一點) 把果醬塗在妳的穴穴上
對他勾勾手指 他就會把你當草莓聖代吃掉了

引導他 把湯匙交給他 讓他來塗他想吃的部位

過程中不要講話比較不會打壞氣氛 如果要講話 請把AV女優的台詞搬出來
那種果醬好甜之類多於又會打壞氣氛的話不要說

等你們都吃完大餐的時候 男生也受不了

抽差就給你們自由發揮吧 我是最喜歡我男朋友的背後式啦>//////////<



如果這篇大家反應熱烈的話 下次我在跟大家分享"糖果內衣"的用法^^

告退囉 祝你們有個美好的夜晚^^

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Liam avatar
By Liam
at 2006-02-21T14:26
很閃光>////////<不過很甜蜜
Kelly avatar
By Kelly
at 2006-02-25T05:58
敵方突襲!! 可魯第二小隊快頂不住啦!!
Charlotte avatar
By Charlotte
at 2006-02-28T21:30
敵方突襲!! 可魯第三小隊來支援了!!!!
Noah avatar
By Noah
at 2006-03-04T13:02
敵方突襲!! 可魯第四小隊遭到襲擊了!!!!
Odelette avatar
By Odelette
at 2006-03-08T04:34
敵方突襲!! 可魯第三小隊也快頂不住啦!
Lily avatar
By Lily
at 2006-03-11T20:06
敵方突襲!!康貝島的可魯艦隊一半以上都被核爆捲入了!!
Valerie avatar
By Valerie
at 2006-03-15T11:38
敵方突襲!可魯第五小對快要被中出啦!!
Gary avatar
By Gary
at 2006-03-19T03:10
敵方襲擊!! 可魯第二小隊已經滅亡了啦!!
Susan avatar
By Susan
at 2006-03-22T18:42
敵方突襲!! 我是中央的中央快速道路!!!!!!!
Frederica avatar
By Frederica
at 2006-03-26T10:14
敵方襲擊!! 可魯第八小隊已出原po完成!!
Jacob avatar
By Jacob
at 2006-03-30T01:46
可魯小隊!全滅!
Oliver avatar
By Oliver
at 2006-04-02T17:18
喂,上面的ꨮ直接快轉到結局幹嗎(丟筆)
Caroline avatar
By Caroline
at 2006-04-06T08:50
我軍本陣陷落!
Harry avatar
By Harry
at 2006-04-10T00:22
請求支援~
Tom avatar
By Tom
at 2006-04-13T15:54
請求轟炸支援 敵方位置座標(308,47)
Damian avatar
By Damian
at 2006-04-17T07:26
本據點已快淪陷,請各位盡速撤退
Linda avatar
By Linda
at 2006-04-20T22:58
此篇是斷背山版最佳示範!
Ina avatar
By Ina
at 2006-04-24T14:30
再起不能..Retry?
Gary avatar
By Gary
at 2006-04-28T06:01
投降了~~我投降了~~~~(舉起內褲中~)
Daniel avatar
By Daniel
at 2006-05-01T21:33
感覺好膩...都果醬....
Rachel avatar
By Rachel
at 2006-05-05T13:05
轟炸機出發!!確認目標座標(308,47) 請求確認
Tom avatar
By Tom
at 2006-05-09T04:37
可魯小隊!全滅!
Genevieve avatar
By Genevieve
at 2006-05-12T20:09
AT力場全開 去吧~怒吼吧~初號機~~
Eartha avatar
By Eartha
at 2006-05-16T11:41
叫可魯開無雙阿
Linda avatar
By Linda
at 2006-05-20T03:13
可魯乖...去吃果醬
Daniel avatar
By Daniel
at 2006-05-23T18:45
可魯 快點開外掛阿
Genevieve avatar
By Genevieve
at 2006-05-27T10:17
kira大神又要爆種了~
David avatar
By David
at 2006-05-31T01:49
買花生果醬吧.....然後塗在菊花那裡...你可以順便偷拉點屎
Robert avatar
By Robert
at 2006-06-03T17:21
大家陣亡囉嗎 還有生環的沒有
Ula avatar
By Ula
at 2006-06-07T08:53
.................
Rebecca avatar
By Rebecca
at 2006-06-11T00:25
av女優有台詞嗎?
Bethany avatar
By Bethany
at 2006-06-14T15:57
這篇被M了呢!囧
Blanche avatar
By Blanche
at 2006-06-18T07:29
囧 瞎了
Edwina avatar
By Edwina
at 2006-06-21T23:01
此篇是斷背山版最佳示範!
Adele avatar
By Adele
at 2006-06-25T14:33
囧rz~~~~~~no~!可魯全掛了那誰來帶帶我丫~~
Jacky avatar
By Jacky
at 2006-06-29T06:05
可魯小隊沒用了....已經直接突破本陣斬首戰了.....
Hardy avatar
By Hardy
at 2006-07-02T21:37
要~想要知道糖果內衣的用法!!好炫喔!!
Dorothy avatar
By Dorothy
at 2006-07-06T13:09
可魯!!(打打頭) 醒醒阿!! (搖一搖)
Gilbert avatar
By Gilbert
at 2006-07-10T04:41
醫官!醫護兵!!
Lucy avatar
By Lucy
at 2006-07-13T20:13
生還的可魯快點向西撤退,快快快 阿~~~~ 閃掉
Adele avatar
By Adele
at 2006-07-17T11:45
叫你打摸旗的 不聽呴 被摸了啦
Puput avatar
By Puput
at 2006-07-21T03:17
可魯: tell my wife..I love her..
Yuri avatar
By Yuri
at 2006-07-24T18:49
可魯: tell my wife..I love her..
Jacky avatar
By Jacky
at 2006-07-28T10:21
可魯~你看她啦,無雙放了又放都兩千人斬了還不過關...
Hardy avatar
By Hardy
at 2006-08-01T01:53
魯: tell my wife..I love her..
Carolina Franco avatar
By Carolina Franco
at 2006-08-04T17:25
魯: tell my wife..I love her..
Una avatar
By Una
at 2006-08-08T08:57
可魯: tell my wife..I love her..
Una avatar
By Una
at 2006-08-12T00:29
魯: tell my wife..I love her..
Mason avatar
By Mason
at 2006-08-15T16:00
可魯: tell my wife..I love her..
Kumar avatar
By Kumar
at 2006-08-19T07:32
可魯: tell my wife..I love her..
Ethan avatar
By Ethan
at 2006-08-22T23:04
可魯: tell my wife..I love her..
Wallis avatar
By Wallis
at 2006-08-26T14:36
good.
Liam avatar
By Liam
at 2006-08-30T06:08
可魯:It's papa. Don't forget my voice...
Valerie avatar
By Valerie
at 2006-09-02T21:40
It's papa. Don't forget my voice...
Agatha avatar
By Agatha
at 2006-09-06T13:12
可魯:阿花嗎? 我愛你 對方:你打錯電話啦(掛)
Catherine avatar
By Catherine
at 2006-09-10T04:44
可魯~你看她啦,無雙放了又放都兩千人斬了還不過關...
Quintina avatar
By Quintina
at 2006-09-13T20:16
您真內行
Zanna avatar
By Zanna
at 2006-09-17T11:48
可魯: tell my wife..I love her..
Edward Lewis avatar
By Edward Lewis
at 2006-09-21T03:20
可魯: Medics!!!
Steve avatar
By Steve
at 2006-09-24T18:52
太閃了啦
Aaliyah avatar
By Aaliyah
at 2006-09-28T10:24
快逃命啊!!!超新星爆炸啦!!!
Callum avatar
By Callum
at 2006-10-02T01:56
可魯:庵真是三國之無雙 (千人斬後)
James avatar
By James
at 2006-10-05T17:28
戰況緊急,約有五個可魯小隊預計支援投入戰場!!!!!
等等,消息傳來!支援可魯隊,全滅!!!!!!!!!!
Poppy avatar
By Poppy
at 2006-10-09T09:00
報告 戰況膠著 投入五個可魯空降師 預計1分鐘到達
Charlotte avatar
By Charlotte
at 2006-10-13T00:32
報告 可魯空降師延遲15分鐘
Lydia avatar
By Lydia
at 2006-10-16T16:04
可魯即將從地球上消失!!!!!!!!!!!
Aaliyah avatar
By Aaliyah
at 2006-10-20T07:36
可魯: tell my wife..I love her..
Vanessa avatar
By Vanessa
at 2006-10-23T23:08
長官 他們不會來了對不對...
Vanessa avatar
By Vanessa
at 2006-10-27T14:40
It's papa. Don't forget my voice...
Dinah avatar
By Dinah
at 2006-10-31T06:12
可魯:蒼天不仁,我族盡亡於今日嗎?上天呀...(全族抄斬)
Suhail Hany avatar
By Suhail Hany
at 2006-11-03T21:44
幹 看推文看到快笑死了....
改天可以出一本"可魯神風隊史"了吧
Andrew avatar
By Andrew
at 2006-11-07T13:16
可魯:侵略藍星的悲願...
Lydia avatar
By Lydia
at 2006-11-11T04:48
It's papa. Don't forget my voice...
Kristin avatar
By Kristin
at 2006-11-14T20:20
可魯帝國淪亡錄...
Cara avatar
By Cara
at 2006-11-18T11:52
可魯武裝親衛隊帝國裝甲擲彈兵師...立刻支援
Lucy avatar
By Lucy
at 2006-11-22T03:24
可魯師被困在巴斯通森林...請原單位就地掩護
Skylar Davis avatar
By Skylar Davis
at 2006-11-25T18:56
可魯:援軍還不來嗎?本陣苦戰...
Doris avatar
By Doris
at 2006-11-29T10:28
可魯1:總大將敗北
Elma avatar
By Elma
at 2006-12-03T01:59
可魯士官長:那個菜鳥!!給我帶著火焰放射器摧毀閃光砲台!!!
Victoria avatar
By Victoria
at 2006-12-06T17:31
可魯軍!火計失敗!!全員士氣下降!!
Ophelia avatar
By Ophelia
at 2006-12-10T09:03
士可魯!不可中出!
Hedda avatar
By Hedda
at 2006-12-14T00:35
可魯: tell my wife..I love her.. hahahahaha
Isabella avatar
By Isabella
at 2006-12-17T16:07
......硬了
Gary avatar
By Gary
at 2006-12-21T07:39
被推文笑死...鄉民們真有創意XD
Victoria avatar
By Victoria
at 2006-12-24T23:11
我覺得這篇文章很爛
Cara avatar
By Cara
at 2006-12-28T14:43
謝謝樓上 請批評指教
Genevieve avatar
By Genevieve
at 2007-01-01T06:15
這樣才像西斯版ㄇ
Yedda avatar
By Yedda
at 2007-01-04T21:47
魯: tell my wife..I love her..

男友說他不要放進去...

Hedwig avatar
By Hedwig
at 2006-02-17T08:48
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男友說他不要放進去...

Olivia avatar
By Olivia
at 2006-02-16T17:02
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請問有辦法讓MC提早結束?

Hedda avatar
By Hedda
at 2006-02-15T14:48
: 基本上女生平常就要避免冰冷的飲食了 : 對身體非常不好 所以不要想靠吃冰來提早結束 : 請好好照顧自己 一個月就這樣一次 多休息才是好的 其實狂吃冰會讓量變少!! 而且反而時間會變長 又流不乾淨 体內毒素又排不掉 會變的容易長痘子之類的 千萬別這樣子做 如果希望早點結束的話 到不如多喝熱的 讓他 ...

今天必備的圖

Emily avatar
By Emily
at 2006-02-14T00:11
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沒辦法匿名的

Cara avatar
By Cara
at 2006-02-14T00:01
趕快下站重連吧 :P -- ╭─┬╮┌─┐ ╭─┬╮╭─┬╮╭─┬╮┌─┐ │ │││ │ │ │ │ │││ │││ │ │ │││ ├┘│ │ │ │││ ...