找不到的雞雞 - 成人話題討論

By Belly
at 2019-08-15T15:20
at 2019-08-15T15:20
Table of Contents
我以前的女友
常常跟她一起亂聊
也忘記我們聊了什麼
突然他就說「我是不是在跟gay交往」
好哦…都這樣說我
那我就順著妳的意思繼續瞎掰下去囉
「我是阿!你不是男生嗎?」附加一個滿臉疑問的表情送給他
她也是很可愛不知道幹嘛這麼用力反駁「人家才不是男生,我是女生啦」
「騙人!我明明是跟男生交往」
「哪有…我有ㄋㄟㄋㄟ耶」
「誰沒有!不行我要檢查你的雞雞」
「我沒有雞雞!你看」她把手壓著內褲…好啦是真的沒有雞雞
「我昨天還有看到阿!我要檢查你的雞雞…」我開始脫下她的內褲,由右至左,由遠至近,反覆觀察…找不到
「為什麼妳的雞雞不見了,把雞雞交出來」
「就說我沒有雞雞啊」本來就不會有,還一臉無辜的表情看著我
後來就沒有繼續鬧他了
只是沒想到她會這麼配合
雖然分手這麼久了
回想起來還是讓人會心一笑
-----
Sent from JPTT on my Asus ASUS_Z01RD.
--
Tags:
成人
All Comments

By Tracy
at 2019-08-20T08:26
at 2019-08-20T08:26

By Joseph
at 2019-08-25T01:33
at 2019-08-25T01:33

By Sarah
at 2019-08-29T18:40
at 2019-08-29T18:40

By Jack
at 2019-09-03T11:47
at 2019-09-03T11:47

By Kelly
at 2019-09-08T04:54
at 2019-09-08T04:54

By Hedwig
at 2019-09-12T22:01
at 2019-09-12T22:01

By Skylar Davis
at 2019-09-17T15:07
at 2019-09-17T15:07

By Lydia
at 2019-09-22T08:14
at 2019-09-22T08:14

By Callum
at 2019-09-27T01:21
at 2019-09-27T01:21

By Sandy
at 2019-10-01T18:28
at 2019-10-01T18:28

By Hazel
at 2019-10-06T11:35
at 2019-10-06T11:35

By Brianna
at 2019-10-11T04:41
at 2019-10-11T04:41

By Isla
at 2019-10-15T21:48
at 2019-10-15T21:48

By Rachel
at 2019-10-20T14:55
at 2019-10-20T14:55

By Tristan Cohan
at 2019-10-25T08:02
at 2019-10-25T08:02

By Andy
at 2019-10-30T01:09
at 2019-10-30T01:09

By Daniel
at 2019-11-03T18:16
at 2019-11-03T18:16

By Genevieve
at 2019-11-08T11:22
at 2019-11-08T11:22

By Oscar
at 2019-11-13T04:29
at 2019-11-13T04:29

By Rosalind
at 2019-11-17T21:36
at 2019-11-17T21:36

By Anonymous
at 2019-11-22T14:43
at 2019-11-22T14:43

By Poppy
at 2019-11-27T07:50
at 2019-11-27T07:50

By Adele
at 2019-12-02T00:56
at 2019-12-02T00:56

By Tristan Cohan
at 2019-12-06T18:03
at 2019-12-06T18:03

By George
at 2019-12-11T11:10
at 2019-12-11T11:10

By Steve
at 2019-12-16T04:17
at 2019-12-16T04:17

By Agatha
at 2019-12-20T21:24
at 2019-12-20T21:24
Related Posts
綠光罩頂 夫幫妻洗內衣搓出濃濃嘉明味

By Anthony
at 2019-08-15T12:18
at 2019-08-15T12:18
[篩檢]08/18.19愛滋行動車篩檢-南投

By Daph Bay
at 2019-08-15T10:10
at 2019-08-15T10:10
炎炎夏日的原味

By Mason
at 2019-08-15T09:23
at 2019-08-15T09:23
過境旅客

By Joseph
at 2019-08-15T02:17
at 2019-08-15T02:17
男生抱著女孩子就會硬硬的嗎?

By Elizabeth
at 2019-08-15T00:45
at 2019-08-15T00:45