我真的挺好奇 - 成人話題討論

By Ophelia
at 2018-05-24T10:21
at 2018-05-24T10:21
Table of Contents
好久沒有在西斯版回文
這個我也有點好奇的說(摸下巴)
※ 引述《rosyi (正在)》之銘言:
: 以下正文
: 很早之前我就很想請教版上各位E奶女神
: 你們收到的信都長怎樣?
: 又都會怎樣回呢
: 有沒有收到很奇葩或是有什麼印象深刻的
: 敝人沒發過什麼正經的創作文
: 不正經的信倒是收過一些,為了拋磚引玉
: 我就來分享一下約砲信的種類大概有哪些吧
: A.劣質自介文
: 範本:
: 拎北14公分直徑3
: 新北/四輪/工程師
: 痾...阿是怎樣
: 你聽到女生長頭髮/會計師就會勃起嗎?
: 而且14公分講出來是什麼概念?
: 要不要先確定一下版上西斯平均值需要多少超過再出來約
: 當然也是有優質自介文
: 條件好談吐好但通常跟長相還有老二大小不會畫上等號
: (不然這世界不是太不公平了嗎)
自介文通常我會在5秒內看完但我不會回
有照片的會多看3-5秒
但還是不會回
跟我講尺寸的不附上圖很沒誠意,不回
: B.提出方案型
: 範本:
: 其實你可以!@#$%^&
: 不然我很擅長解決這方面的問題
: 我們可以出來探討探討
: 這就跟你在知識家提出問題有人給你最佳解
: 你頂多給他20點謝謝大大一樣的概念
這種我會回
但真的是純討論
遇過幾個很可愛的鄉民♥
: C.欠檢舉型
: 範本:
: 屌照.jpg
: 我是不太會真的去檢舉啦,就當積陰德
: 但你以為不管誰有18公分大龜頭女生看到就都會想把腿打開嗎
: 如果你沒有跟彭于晏的顏值就是一個變態而已ok?
為什麼屌照欠檢舉
你拿來給我鑒定一下也是可以的啊
: D.浪費信箱空間
: 範本:寄了,回我
: 餓死抬頭,三歲小孩?
三歲小孩餓死是不會抬頭的…
通常寄信來這樣講我會直接覺得這個是智障
什麼抬頭啊…絕大多數都直接看文章按回信才不會自己去寫信咧
: E.創意搞笑型
: 無範本,因為每個人笑點不一樣
: 我就不透露內容了
: 就算長的也很搞笑也會想回信
: 算是約砲信裡的一股清流吧
我也好想收到搞笑的QQQQQQQ
: 以上,分享到這邊
: 不知道有沒有人覺得以上哪個是成功範本
: 如果沒有的話,代表你很正常
: 有的話,可能是我不太常
: 如果你不是人體移動發電機,以上的方法勸各位不要再試了
: 然後,也希望版上其他女神可以分享你們收到信之後都怎麼處理呢
: 下台一鞠躬
如果你真的想約,拿出點誠意來
久了我是會被打動的類型
應該很多女生都是吧
啊收到信基本上我不會刪因為我心情不好自信缺乏的時候看一下就可以補充mp
有些會回信啦賽個幾句
男朋友早上問我說是不是想偷約炮
我說我在玩天堂
居然就被笑是個寧願玩天堂也不去約炮的女人(*插鴃ꬪ)
發文附圖給人鞭是我的誠意
但你要來信讓人家看到就餓想約你也要付出點誠意吧
臭男生 氣噗噗
https://i.imgur.com/8CeIK0o.jpg

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