我真的挺好奇 - 成人話題討論

By Jack
at 2018-05-24T00:15
at 2018-05-24T00:15
Table of Contents
我要先QQ~~
本來在開會中偷時間用mo ptt打
結果沒先複製,再登入就都不見了
我打了很多耶...(哭
以下正文
很早之前我就很想請教版上各位E奶女神
你們收到的信都長怎樣?
又都會怎樣回呢
有沒有收到很奇葩或是有什麼印象深刻的
敝人沒發過什麼正經的創作文
不正經的信倒是收過一些,為了拋磚引玉
我就來分享一下約砲信的種類大概有哪些吧
A.劣質自介文
範本:
拎北14公分直徑3
新北/四輪/工程師
痾...阿是怎樣
你聽到女生長頭髮/會計師就會勃起嗎?
而且14公分講出來是什麼概念?
要不要先確定一下版上西斯平均值需要多少超過再出來約
當然也是有優質自介文
條件好談吐好但通常跟長相還有老二大小不會畫上等號
(不然這世界不是太不公平了嗎)
B.提出方案型
範本:
其實你可以!@#$%^&
不然我很擅長解決這方面的問題
我們可以出來探討探討
這就跟你在知識家提出問題有人給你最佳解
你頂多給他20點謝謝大大一樣的概念
C.欠檢舉型
範本:
屌照.jpg
我是不太會真的去檢舉啦,就當積陰德
但你以為不管誰有18公分大龜頭女生看到就都會想把腿打開嗎
如果你沒有跟彭于晏的顏值就是一個變態而已ok?
D.浪費信箱空間
範本:寄了,回我
餓死抬頭,三歲小孩?
E.創意搞笑型
無範本,因為每個人笑點不一樣
我就不透露內容了
就算長的也很搞笑也會想回信
算是約砲信裡的一股清流吧
以上,分享到這邊
不知道有沒有人覺得以上哪個是成功範本
如果沒有的話,代表你很正常
有的話,可能是我不太常
如果你不是人體移動發電機,以上的方法勸各位不要再試了
然後,也希望版上其他女神可以分享你們收到信之後都怎麼處理呢
下台一鞠躬
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