我真的挺好奇 - 成人話題討論

By Bethany
at 2018-05-23T18:12
at 2018-05-23T18:12
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原文消失
我有個朋友,我們都叫他阿肥
阿肥他偶爾會跟我們說他跟鄉民出去吃飯晃晃創造西斯點
讓我們這些魯蛇好生羨慕
有一次我忍不住問他
"你到底都怎麼約人家出去的?是看到人家發文寄信去約嗎?"
「人家女孩子發一篇文大概會收到兩百封信,你去賭那個兩百分之一做什麼」
阿肥面露不屑
"那還是你發一篇優文等人家寄信給你嗎"
「拜託你看我這尊容,你想會有人寄信給我嗎?」
我看了看他,想想也是
那麼到底是怎麼連結上的?
「發文啊」啥?
「我先發一篇文,然後觀察底下的推噓文狀況」
「不管今天這篇文是優文還是廢文,底下多少會有人回」
「看看有沒有相對有建設性的推噓,再以推噓內容作為切入點寄信」
「因為你是原PO,享有寄信的主場優勢」
「只要接下來聊得下去,機會就是你的啦」
聽得我是醍醐灌頂大夢初醒,連忙筆記下這個道理
前陣子聽阿肥說他在板上遇到了性感又好相處的漂亮姊姊,相處的挺好,也打算穩定下去
而我卻怎麼也沒能像他那般順利
我想這些機會終究不屬於我吧
西斯點:
就說這些機會不屬於我了哪來的西斯點
--
我有個朋友,我們都叫他阿肥
阿肥他偶爾會跟我們說他跟鄉民出去吃飯晃晃創造西斯點
讓我們這些魯蛇好生羨慕
有一次我忍不住問他
"你到底都怎麼約人家出去的?是看到人家發文寄信去約嗎?"
「人家女孩子發一篇文大概會收到兩百封信,你去賭那個兩百分之一做什麼」
阿肥面露不屑
"那還是你發一篇優文等人家寄信給你嗎"
「拜託你看我這尊容,你想會有人寄信給我嗎?」
我看了看他,想想也是
那麼到底是怎麼連結上的?
「發文啊」啥?
「我先發一篇文,然後觀察底下的推噓文狀況」
「不管今天這篇文是優文還是廢文,底下多少會有人回」
「看看有沒有相對有建設性的推噓,再以推噓內容作為切入點寄信」
「因為你是原PO,享有寄信的主場優勢」
「只要接下來聊得下去,機會就是你的啦」
聽得我是醍醐灌頂大夢初醒,連忙筆記下這個道理
前陣子聽阿肥說他在板上遇到了性感又好相處的漂亮姊姊,相處的挺好,也打算穩定下去
而我卻怎麼也沒能像他那般順利
我想這些機會終究不屬於我吧
西斯點:
就說這些機會不屬於我了哪來的西斯點
--
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