尋求戒尻大法 - 成人話題討論

By Jake
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我當兵的時候有個同梯從小在英國長大,在國外的綽號叫Willy Wanker,我都叫他威利。
威利是個重度手淫成癮者,只要一硬起來就非尻不可,不尻就覺得自己的屌會爆炸。
即使在軍中,威利每天中午都會堅持不懈地到廁所打一槍。
話說有一天,我們連突然在午休時間被集合到禮堂,說是要用午休時間招募。
招募過程中,由於午休時間被剝奪,大家心有不滿,反應相當冷淡,招募員忍不住問:「
當兵到底有什麼不好?」
「不能打手槍!」威利很生氣地舉手表達他的不滿。
「哈哈,誰說的?放假的時候你想打到虛脫都沒人管你,你知道志願役一年有多少假期嗎
?」招募員傻眼,很專業地把話題帶回來。
「可是我現在就想打手槍!現在就要!」威利很堅持,褲子裡的砲管已經高高隆起。
連上弟兄紛紛起鬨。
「打手槍!不然就打1985!」
「只准州官招募,不許百姓尻槍!」
「讓他尻!讓他尻!」
「雄壯!威武!嚴肅!剛直!」
眾怒難犯,招募員悻悻然把時間還給大家休息。
結果當天下午,收到告狀的士官長整個暴怒,大家洗澡洗到一半全部被叫出來,全連光溜
溜地站在浴室集合。
「中午說要打手槍的是哪個!?高端槍出列!」士官長大吼。
威利尷尬地捧著懶葩小跑步出列。
他本來想要趁洗澡的時候把中午沒打的打出來,沒想到又被打斷。
「很愛打是不是?我現在就讓你打到爽,轉過去面對部隊打手槍,沒打出來你們澡就洗不
完了!」士官長下令。
威利委屈地轉過身,面對著弟兄們。
「不是很喜歡當小丑嗎?頭抬起來!看前面!」
威利怯怯地看著一絲不掛的部隊,眼神在大家身上游移,最後停在浩南哥身上。
「幹!不要看我!」浩南哥如遭雷擊。
噗茲。威利面紅耳赤地把沐浴乳擠在手上。
「操你媽!叫你不要看我!」浩南哥簡直快哭了。
「對不起,我再不打真的會爆炸。」威利的眼中充滿遺憾。
「幹幹幹幹!你如果真的看著我打出來,我就……我就……我就看著你打!」浩南哥激動
到失去理智,握著自己的屌開始撸動。
啪啪啪啪……
兩個直男就這樣面對面尻著槍,像是西部片裡對決的牛仔。
「你如果射出來我一定不會原諒你!一輩子都不會原諒你!」浩南哥根本完全硬不起來。
威利沒有說話,他雙眼死死盯著浩南哥,呼吸越來越急促。
「嗚嗚嗚嗚嗚是我錯了!對不起!我求求你不要再尻了!」浩南哥整個崩潰,跪在地上砰
砰砰磕頭。
「我……我真的忍不住了……」威利無助地哆嗦。
終於,威利嬌喘一聲,弄得浴室地板一片滑膩,浴廁班的人臉色都沉了下來。
「這……這次就這樣算了!其餘人盡快把澡洗完!」士官長尷尬地轉身離開。
浩南哥眼神空洞地跪著,兩行清淚滑下臉頰。
很遺憾的,到最後威利仍戒不了每天一定要尻槍的惡習。
倒是浩南哥,據說直到今天都還沒有尻過槍。
供你參考。
※ 引述《FanFan123 (梵梵)》之銘言:
: 安安我小肥啦
: 到底要怎麼戒尻r
: 從會尻尻以來
: 幾乎每天都會尻
: 最近一年更是尻的無法無天
: 幾乎天天兩次
: 女友來住我家
: 啪完
: 我還是會找時間偷尻
: 有上網google過了
: 有人說運動會比較累不想尻
: 我這幾年也有運動的習慣
: 可是去萵苣看到辣妹還是ininin
: 回家又是一發
: 根本沒啥用
: 到底為啥戒尻這麼難
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at 2018-08-01T12:10
情趣用品店上班心得暨得獎公佈

By Donna
at 2018-08-01T11:02
at 2018-08-01T11:02
有人擅長陪睡嗎

By Brianna
at 2018-08-01T10:48
at 2018-08-01T10:48