如果有女友，要讓她離不開我!!! - 成人話題討論

By Rae
at 2016-08-02T18:52

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哼!如果今年交到女友!

我要讓她爽!!!

晚餐帶去吃高檔鬍鬚張!點大碗雞肉飯!小菜與湯讓她點到飽!!!

吃飽惹!帶去大苑子還是圓石!給她喝飽!

這一餐要超過200元!讓她爽!

這天聖誕節晚上，在一晚5000元的高級商務旅館!!!

看完八點檔，大概晚上十點，開始打砲!!!

然後在她的裸體塗上嬰兒油，然後一直打砲!!!打到隔天早上!

讓她一直爽!一直高潮!!!讓她至少高潮10次!!!

爽!!!

所以這天重點是!要先備妥30個保險套以上!才夠用!

一盒如果6個套子

要花錢買好幾盒保險套!

要買這麼多套子!真麻煩!唉!

等我們情侶倆睡到下午，帶她去吃貴族世家!

送我準備好的愛心盒裝高檔金莎巧克力!

還有送她高級包包，一個3600元!

再請清玉好茶一大杯!

讓她心花怒放!!!

再戰第二天晚上!

讓她爽!

總之!今年如果交到女友!我要大顯身手!

哇哈哈!哇哈哈哈!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

爽!!!!!!!!!!!!

沒買過保險套

等一下我去便利商店看保險套一盒是幾個

先預習一下，問店員看看要怎麼買

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Tags: 保險套

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By Yuri
at 2016-08-03T21:05

不忍噓…

By Bethany
at 2016-08-04T23:17

這是八卦版？還是西斯版？

By Elizabeth
at 2016-08-06T01:30

想像總是美好的

By Agnes
at 2016-08-07T03:43

認真回應該兩個保險套就可以了兩次是你的天花板

By Faithe
at 2016-08-08T05:55

By Iris
at 2016-08-09T08:08

XD 我也要回兩次就差不多了

By Lily
at 2016-08-10T10:20

開放以下報名：

By Doris
at 2016-08-11T12:33

左右手剛好都用到

By Emily
at 2016-08-12T14:45

醒醒...

By Charlie
at 2016-08-13T16:58

感覺內容有點故意

By Mason
at 2016-08-14T19:10

可憐

By Ingrid
at 2016-08-15T21:23

日子不好過吧？去趟瑞士吧什麼煩惱都沒了

By Kelly
at 2016-08-16T23:35

醒醒

By Jessica
at 2016-08-18T01:48

好難笑，偏不噓

By Noah
at 2016-08-19T04:00

你怎麼會有3600是高級包的錯覺XDD

By Frederic
at 2016-08-20T06:13

3600有很高級ㄇ

By Donna
at 2016-08-21T08:25

還沒睡醒嗎？

By John
at 2016-08-22T10:38

......

By Andy
at 2016-08-23T12:51

該醒了

By Thomas
at 2016-08-24T15:03

有點窮酸的作夢文...

By Freda
at 2016-08-25T17:16

廢到笑了給推XD

By Oliver
at 2016-08-26T19:28

我看了三小

By Frederic
at 2016-08-27T21:41

首先......還是要先有女友

By Kyle
at 2016-08-28T23:53

唉拍拍

By Wallis
at 2016-08-30T02:06

吃鬍鬚張...

By Damian
at 2016-08-31T04:18

打一堆還是沒女友！噓你

By Agnes
at 2016-09-01T06:31

幫QQ憐憫你

By Faithe
at 2016-09-02T08:43

3600？是少打一個0嗎？

By Todd Johnson
at 2016-09-03T10:56

噓不下去，給箭頭好了

By Valerie
at 2016-09-04T13:08

弟弟你滿18了嗎

By Ophelia
at 2016-09-05T15:21

By Hamiltion
at 2016-09-06T17:33

3600鎂

By Gary
at 2016-09-07T19:46

鄉民一個晚上都億來億去的，才3600有點少

By Carolina Franco
at 2016-09-08T21:59

不忍噓

By Faithe
at 2016-09-10T00:11

你慢慢想想完再跟我講

By Cara
at 2016-09-11T02:24

一堆驚嘆號看了很煩

By Edward Lewis
at 2016-09-12T04:36

令人唏噓…

By Poppy
at 2016-09-13T06:49

是阿肥!!! 阿肥跑錯版了吧...

By Damian
at 2016-09-14T09:01

有日記版

By Brianna
at 2016-09-15T11:14

支持阿肥

By Frederic
at 2016-09-16T13:26

醒醒吧！你找不到女朋友

By Michael
at 2016-09-17T15:39

幫QQ

By Victoria
at 2016-09-18T17:51

推

By Jessica
at 2016-09-19T20:04

可惜沒如果…………幫你QQ

By David
at 2016-09-20T22:16

女友，套子沒了她買，吃飯她出錢，代價就是只要讓她在
床上爽歪歪，呵

By Erin
at 2016-09-22T00:29

這是幻想文?醒醒!!

By Frederic
at 2016-09-23T02:41

肥宅真的好可憐...

By Daph Bay
at 2016-09-24T04:54

辛苦了

By Hedy
at 2016-09-25T07:07

可憐，還是要給噓

By Ursula
at 2016-09-26T09:19

不忍噓

By Harry
at 2016-09-27T11:32

這是哪一齣

By Todd Johnson
at 2016-09-28T13:44

首先你要有女友…

By Puput
at 2016-09-29T15:57

阿肥诶!!!竟然來西斯版!!!

By Lucy
at 2016-09-30T18:09

我一個人偶爾一天就花超過這金額

By Jake
at 2016-10-01T20:22

By Regina
at 2016-10-02T22:34

買那麼多是一根手指套一個？

By Tristan Cohan
at 2016-10-04T00:47

加油你行滴

By Madame
at 2016-10-05T02:59

加油

By Connor
at 2016-10-06T05:12

好可憐...不忍噓

By Kama
at 2016-10-07T07:24

噓一下，讓你爽！

By Jacky
at 2016-10-08T09:37

加油

By Bennie
at 2016-10-09T11:49

天啊，我的眼睛業障重啊！如果您一天到晚想%%%，下輩子就
會投胎成種豬、種馬、種犬之類。

By James
at 2016-10-10T14:02

補血

By Freda
at 2016-10-11T16:15

不忍噓你...

By Edwina
at 2016-10-12T18:27

加油

By Steve
at 2016-10-13T20:40

兄弟醒醒！上面的數字用美金或歐元計價才會心花怒放！

By Vanessa
at 2016-10-14T22:52

沒關係…幻想的破滅是成長的開始…

By James
at 2016-10-16T01:05

你的左右手要求這麼多哦

By Erin
at 2016-10-17T03:17

讚啦，完美行程

By Franklin
at 2016-10-18T05:30

如
果
電
話
亭

By Callum
at 2016-10-19T07:42

現在的妹3600頂多是她的零錢包

By Isla
at 2016-10-20T09:55

廢

By Suhail Hany
at 2016-10-21T12:07

你手會很痠

By Jessica
at 2016-10-22T14:20

有那麼多子彈可以射出嗎XD

By Suhail Hany
at 2016-10-23T16:32

騙騙在學的也許有機會

By Yedda
at 2016-10-24T18:45

拍拍

By Todd Johnson
at 2016-10-25T20:57

純情

By Andrew
at 2016-10-26T23:10

弟弟夢醒了嗎？

By Mia
at 2016-10-28T01:23

呃... 醒醒...

By Bethany
at 2016-10-29T03:35

卡唬爛完了沒有？？？

By Victoria
at 2016-10-30T05:48

國中生？

By Agatha
at 2016-10-31T08:00

廢到笑xd

By Andy
at 2016-11-01T10:13

反串吧

By Ethan
at 2016-11-02T12:25

真的廢到笑～推推

By Jake
at 2016-11-03T14:38

感覺好哀傷

By Isabella
at 2016-11-04T16:50

老實說廢到不忍噓

By George
at 2016-11-05T19:03

好啦~我有點想笑

By Selena
at 2016-11-06T21:15

還滿好笑的

By Odelette
at 2016-11-07T23:28

還不錯好笑推

By Hedda
at 2016-11-09T01:40

其實你行程不差老實說..

By Annie
at 2016-11-10T03:53

加油再來

By Erin
at 2016-11-11T06:05

你前面的梗用過了喇換一下好嗎？

By Madame
at 2016-11-12T08:18

想要打炮想到風囉...

By Blanche
at 2016-11-13T10:31

阿肥回八卦版啦

By Andrew
at 2016-11-14T12:43

除非是傷殘人士，你的女友不是都一直在你身上嗎？一個左
邊一個右邊啊！

By Elma
at 2016-11-15T14:56

30個套套(笑噴

By Elizabeth
at 2016-11-16T17:08

79+8=87

By Charlotte
at 2016-11-17T19:21

快來人啊她有點crazy

By Jacky
at 2016-11-18T21:33

給你89分一分包容一分尊重

By Sarah
at 2016-11-19T23:46

嘻嘻 QQ

By Dora
at 2016-11-21T01:58

老納真是不忍噓阿

By Joseph
at 2016-11-22T04:11

淡淡的憂傷不忍噓

By Elizabeth
at 2016-11-23T06:23

廢到笑 XD 不是平價的東西吃到飽就叫高檔啊

By Ursula
at 2016-11-24T08:36

不好笑阿

By Daniel
at 2016-11-25T10:48

所以是雙手伴家家酒??????

By Elizabeth
at 2016-11-26T13:01

哈哈哈哈哈哈你好可愛

By Charlotte
at 2016-11-27T15:13

唉....暑假到了就會這樣

By Bennie
at 2016-11-28T17:26

鬍鬚張？！你認真？！

By Yedda
at 2016-11-29T19:39

幫你

By Rosalind
at 2016-11-30T21:51

有笑有推

By Olga
at 2016-12-02T00:04

好慘XD

By Charlie
at 2016-12-03T02:16

不噓對不起自己

By Leila
at 2016-12-04T04:29

你買手套就好了啦

By Kelly
at 2016-12-05T06:41

你內心的空虛只有我看的懂拍拍

By Anthony
at 2016-12-06T08:54

哇好想跟你在一起

By Elvira
at 2016-12-07T11:06

首先要有女友

By Liam
at 2016-12-08T13:19

魯到腦袋壞了唉有人要回收ㄇ

By Franklin
at 2016-12-09T15:31

∪･ω･∪

By Selena
at 2016-12-10T17:44

你的左右手離不開你的。

如果有女友，要讓她離不開我!!! - 成人話題討論

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