女生關燈的用意是什麼? - 成人話題討論

Mary avatar
By Mary
at 2018-12-11T23:08

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原文吃光光,人生第一篇西斯文,大概也是最後一篇XD這標題太有感了,魯妹經驗不多,
不過剛好就是不愛開燈那派的,也很討厭在白天打炮,有種見光死的感想,綜合我身邊不
開燈姐妹派的想法,大約以下原因

1.覺得自己醜,開燈看光光,沒有水蛇腰,沒有尖下巴,沒有巨乳,沒有粉紅女乃豆頁,
沒有光溜溜的妹妹,各種理由都有,反正關燈看不到,壓力瞬間都沒有。

2.覺得對方醜,這個就不用多說了

3.覺得對方屌不ok,不忍直視,說自己巨屌船艦屌上彎高潮屌的,8成都讓人粉失望,關
燈眼不見為靜

3.這點最重要了,就是假高潮假呻吟才不會被你發現啊,聲音可以裝,假裝自己到了可以
練,但表情不是影后真的有障礙,我就是靠關燈成功混過好多次,一邊想明天要幹嘛,一
邊還要裝,心累。

補個西斯點,
以前跟對象修幹的時候還蠻無感的,不知為何跟他休幹容易乾,常常假裝自己到了,練就
一身妹妹夾功,對方問到了沒就趕緊陰道收縮假裝自己到了結束這回合,導致我一度對床
事充滿絕望,甚至有種,啊,原來男人的屌還不如我的玩具,那玩玩具就好了啊

結果前陣子去喝酒喝一個太嗨,不小心解放了壓抑在內心的蕩婦,跟一位哥喝到了床上,
打開了魯妹的新大陸,體會了人生高潮,連晨砲都來了一波,讓我暸解原來世間還是有會
讓人高潮的屌,而且比起約跑,我覺得更喜歡一夜情,爽完就閃人,不拖泥帶水的。

所以前輩常常說啊,不是不蕩,只是不想蕩給你看,不是不幹,是不想給你幹,這句話是
有道理的。

發文好像要附圖,平胸擠的有夠辛苦,羡慕板上的大奶女神們,麻煩小力鞭,後會無期,
畢生最後勇氣給這篇文了哈哈哈
https://i.imgur.com/0OEHdlN.jpg

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By Frederica
at 2018-12-12T06:11
喔喔喔喔喔我寄了什麼時候要回我
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By Isabella
at 2018-12-12T13:14
那個帥哥可以介紹一下嗎?XDDD
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By Damian
at 2018-12-12T20:17
怎麼辦我要寄原Po還是寄二樓XDDD
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By Sierra Rose
at 2018-12-13T03:20
我這個人很簡單有奶就給推
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By Mason
at 2018-12-13T10:23
有照片我就推✡✡✡
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By Xanthe
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這個眼線畫的真美
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By Edward Lewis
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眼睛滿美的
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By Susan
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這個眼睛可以><
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By Kristin
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眼睛配耳環就夠了
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By Brianna
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不露臉會更好
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By Ula
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眼睛優質~
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By Andy
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半夜看這個 廁所借過
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By Elvira
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指甲不行
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給我屁股我給過
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推 不拖泥帶水
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By Odelette
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我這個人很簡單,有奶就是寄爆
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By Gary
at 2018-12-16T22:59
好像看到什麼了
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By Caitlin
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口區口區
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指甲油擦好...拜託
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被家暴 幫QQ
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不多說
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By Madame
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眼睛很電被電到了
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By Rachel
at 2018-12-19T00:20
我也覺得眼睛可以
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By Liam
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By James
at 2018-12-19T14:26
第一次 目光被眼睛吸引 而不是被奶 XDD
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By Charlie
at 2018-12-19T21:29
可以不要是最後一篇文嗎拜託XD. 我好喜歡妳的眼妝
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By Jessica
at 2018-12-20T04:32
讚讚
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By Yedda
at 2018-12-20T11:35
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By Kyle
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厭世樣 很可以阿!
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By James
at 2018-12-21T01:41
原來妳在這 當初斷聯蠻常想到妳ㄉ...
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By Dorothy
at 2018-12-21T08:44
有奶有推!
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By Caroline
at 2018-12-21T15:47
鎖骨很不錯
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By Emma
at 2018-12-21T22:50
眼睛鎖骨~~
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By Emma
at 2018-12-22T05:53
鵝鵝鵝怒衝一波
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By William
at 2018-12-22T12:56
皮膚好白
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By Emma
at 2018-12-22T19:59
約跑不就一夜情嗎?
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By Susan
at 2018-12-23T03:02
眼妝直接軟屌抱歉
Dorothy avatar
By Dorothy
at 2018-12-23T10:05
覺得眼睛頗勾人的呢! 寄了
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By Joseph
at 2018-12-23T17:08
妳我不行
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By Joseph
at 2018-12-24T00:11
耳朵 鎖骨 眼睛 胸部 我可以
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By Dorothy
at 2018-12-24T07:14
第三點 擊掌
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By Heather
at 2018-12-24T14:17
眼睛好美 還有看到鼻子好想吃巧克力麵包
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By Lily
at 2018-12-24T21:20
姐姐要不要挑燈夜戰 我是說關燈
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By Suhail Hany
at 2018-12-25T04:23
這黑眼圈讓我想到團團圓圓@@
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By Una
at 2018-12-25T11:26
寄了,回我
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By Lucy
at 2018-12-25T18:29
回火星
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By Eden
at 2018-12-26T01:32
1-5樓加原po站內我
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By Olivia
at 2018-12-26T08:35
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By Bethany
at 2018-12-26T15:38
這眼睛也太美了 ><
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By Carolina Franco
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By Erin
at 2018-12-27T05:44
我要點一首-勇氣
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By Dorothy
at 2018-12-27T12:47
為什麼看臉覺的很man
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By Carol
at 2018-12-27T19:50
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By Dinah
at 2018-12-28T02:53
肩不錯
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By Barb Cronin
at 2018-12-28T09:56
我擺錯重點了啦!你眼妝好美哈哈
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By Oliver
at 2018-12-28T16:59
來來來 哩來哩來
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By Robert
at 2018-12-29T00:02
大家...?
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By Hardy
at 2018-12-29T07:05
有奶就推
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By Brianna
at 2018-12-29T14:08
這個眼妝,我很可以!
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By Hazel
at 2018-12-29T21:11
有人說你像男的嗎?
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at 2018-12-30T04:14
推一夜情,乾乾淨淨走人
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By Anonymous
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推勇氣
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兩個3
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效舜4泥?
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你不說我還以為是孫尤安呢
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By Quanna
at 2019-01-01T05:35
這眼鏡很美
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By Rebecca
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眼睛
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By Freda
at 2019-01-01T19:41
喝酒助興過夜完就閃人 最棒惹
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By Jack
at 2019-01-02T02:44
妳der眼睛怎麼腫腫der~ 來我幫妳看看8~
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By Agatha
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甜不辣的手
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By Eartha
at 2019-01-02T16:50
解成就也是種想法
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By Edward Lewis
at 2019-01-02T23:53
推一夜情 真的爽完就走 不留聯絡方式
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By Rosalind
at 2019-01-03T06:56
推,喜歡眼睛
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By Anonymous
at 2019-01-03T13:59
眼睛蠻美的啦 我很少給推
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By Tristan Cohan
at 2019-01-03T21:02
推~
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By Jack
at 2019-01-04T04:05
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By Brianna
at 2019-01-04T11:08
很像賣鹽酥雞的阿姨
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By Heather
at 2019-01-04T18:11
寄了
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By Rae
at 2019-01-05T01:14
蠻漂亮的(我說眼睛
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By Thomas
at 2019-01-05T08:17
這個b奶 可以
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By Rae
at 2019-01-05T15:20
我喜歡路燈
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By Cara
at 2019-01-05T22:23
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By William
at 2019-01-06T05:26
只要對象對了,約跑跟一夜情應該是一樣的
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By William
at 2019-01-06T12:29
想問隱眼(誤XD
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By Elvira
at 2019-01-06T19:32
我也覺得打炮後一起睡早上再來一發超棒的
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By Andy
at 2019-01-07T02:35
怎麼辦想問眼妝怎麼化
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By Daph Bay
at 2019-01-07T09:38
小奶我可以
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By Hedda
at 2019-01-07T16:41
...?
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By Selena
at 2019-01-07T23:44
幹 比我帥
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By Heather
at 2019-01-08T06:47
眼睛 鎖骨美~!
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By Brianna
at 2019-01-08T13:50
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By Carol
at 2019-01-08T20:53
這個眼神很勾人,棒棒
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By Ida
at 2019-01-09T03:56
根本不用問,女生高潮到了就會說停惹
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By Brianna
at 2019-01-09T10:59
眼妝超美的!而且喜歡妳的耳洞
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By Sarah
at 2019-01-09T18:02
鎖骨讚
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By Elvira
at 2019-01-10T01:05
請問你是平頭嗎
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By Candice
at 2019-01-10T08:08
板上是一堆處男哦
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By Rosalind
at 2019-01-10T15:11
我喜歡開燈,你來
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By Connor
at 2019-01-10T22:14
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By Christine
at 2019-01-11T05:17
試乘
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By Vanessa
at 2019-01-11T12:20
哈哈 整個歪樓了
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By Thomas
at 2019-01-11T19:23
眼睛跟指甲我喜歡
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By Kumar
at 2019-01-12T02:26
這眼妝漂亮,頗喜歡!
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By Mia
at 2019-01-12T09:29
你的鼻子跟我家的狗好像
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By Lydia
at 2019-01-12T16:32
有鎖骨有推
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By Ophelia
at 2019-01-12T23:35
眼睛真的好美!想問雙眼皮是天生的嗎?
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By Valerie
at 2019-01-13T06:38
眼不見為“淨”
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By Yedda
at 2019-01-13T13:41
看到快速推文果然... 不過眼妝好看
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By Kristin
at 2019-01-13T20:44
寄了回我 我沒很厲害的30cm
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By Gary
at 2019-01-14T03:47
眼睛超美好電!要是我男的也會很愛XD
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By Genevieve
at 2019-01-14T10:50
好吧,那不開燈好了...
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By Emily
at 2019-01-14T17:53
台中的話 熱車中
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By Hedy
at 2019-01-15T00:56
好推個!
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By Caroline
at 2019-01-15T07:59
這眼神很魅惑
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By Edward Lewis
at 2019-01-15T15:02
有些機會,總不屬於我的。
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By Edwina
at 2019-01-15T22:05
哦哦哦哦哦哦~~~土鳳梨酥
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By Jacky
at 2019-01-16T05:08
快滾
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By Erin
at 2019-01-16T12:11
超正 寄爆 記得回我
Gilbert avatar
By Gilbert
at 2019-01-16T19:14
我肥宅啦 奶擠起來也是這樣
Jacky avatar
By Jacky
at 2019-01-17T02:17
你畢生勇氣只有這樣?
Skylar DavisLinda avatar
By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2019-01-17T09:20
第一張臉真的方爆 不過第二張有補回來
Sarah avatar
By Sarah
at 2019-01-17T16:23
覺得面熟 哈哈
Callum avatar
By Callum
at 2019-01-17T23:26
那今天這個夜晚就靠我了
Andrew avatar
By Andrew
at 2019-01-18T06:29
硬了
Eden avatar
By Eden
at 2019-01-18T13:32
解鎖得到版主無碼美照成就!
Linda avatar
By Linda
at 2019-01-18T20:35
屁股很美
Gilbert avatar
By Gilbert
at 2019-01-19T03:38
彈出來
Sarah avatar
By Sarah
at 2019-01-19T10:41
齁齁齁齁~
Victoria avatar
By Victoria
at 2019-01-19T17:44
許效舜是你!?
Queena avatar
By Queena
at 2019-01-20T00:47
喜歡妳的眼妝,我可以盯著妳看很久
Olga avatar
By Olga
at 2019-01-20T07:50
好看阿
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By Oscar
at 2019-01-20T14:53
啊嘶
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By Harry
at 2019-01-20T21:56
有圖有推
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By Lauren
at 2019-01-21T04:59
怎覺得好像知道你是誰
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By Zanna
at 2019-01-21T12:02
年輕真好
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By Frederic
at 2019-01-21T19:05
可以
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By Lauren
at 2019-01-22T02:08
站內信,跪求
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By Ursula
at 2019-01-22T09:11
眼妝耳環好美!
Ivy avatar
By Ivy
at 2019-01-22T16:14
照片蠻吸引人的啊,有信心點
Rachel avatar
By Rachel
at 2019-01-22T23:17
想被你其他地方電到
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By Elvira
at 2019-01-23T06:20
我們一起來研究眼線怎麼畫吧!
Tom avatar
By Tom
at 2019-01-23T13:23
為什麼不回我,我喜歡你的眼妝!
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By Sierra Rose
at 2019-01-23T20:26
為什麼會有二個 3.
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By Rae
at 2019-01-24T03:29
肥龍吵啥
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By Zora
at 2019-01-24T10:32
眼下那顆痣好性感,寄了回我
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By Catherine
at 2019-01-24T17:35
老楊方塊酥
Olive avatar
By Olive
at 2019-01-25T00:38
好像鄭秀文
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By Annie
at 2019-01-25T07:41
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