400元的性愛 - 成人話題討論

Olive avatar
By Olive
at 2018-12-11T21:02

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上個星期A男一直約我,

星期天終於答應和他碰面,

一滾床發現他是隻小小鳥,

在女上不到3分鐘就射了,

我超傻眼貓咪的,

他說我太緊太興奮就射了。

他在路上就說是喜歡我才約我,

不然就在家裡打手槍就好,

他送我到家時問我有沒有100、200塊,

可以借他吃宵夜,

他剛好沒帶錢,

我剛好手上有400,

他看到400就希望我全借他,

他就傻傻地借他。

今天我傳line“400”,

他就封鎖我了。

第一次遇到騙炮又騙錢。

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Tags: 成人

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Ida avatar
By Ida
at 2018-12-15T02:14
什麼梗?
Enid avatar
By Enid
at 2018-12-18T07:27
他他我
Jack avatar
By Jack
at 2018-12-21T12:40
我笑了...好險旅館錢不是你出
Adele avatar
By Adele
at 2018-12-24T17:52
騙砲不是這樣用啦
Jack avatar
By Jack
at 2018-12-27T23:05
這也太靠北了吧…
400宵夜是吃了多少...
Ethan avatar
By Ethan
at 2018-12-31T04:17
什麼鬼 XDDD
Olga avatar
By Olga
at 2019-01-03T09:30
樓下借我1280元開房間
Edward Lewis avatar
By Edward Lewis
at 2019-01-06T14:43
樓上我只有1, 2, 3, 4...400
Kelly avatar
By Kelly
at 2019-01-09T19:55
哈哈哈哈哈哈哈
小小鳥QQ
Emily avatar
By Emily
at 2019-01-13T01:08
好哦,我有400了,樓下借我880元開房間
Agatha avatar
By Agatha
at 2019-01-16T06:20
真豪洨
John avatar
By John
at 2019-01-19T11:33
小小鳥到底多小阿
Jessica avatar
By Jessica
at 2019-01-22T16:45
那還算可以惹啦~ 喵喵挺粗der~ (疑
Candice avatar
By Candice
at 2019-01-25T21:58
這好像真的有點細,應該只有2.5到3
Susan avatar
By Susan
at 2019-01-29T03:11
不過手挺長的
Enid avatar
By Enid
at 2019-02-01T08:23
不小心會折斷嗎?
Andy avatar
By Andy
at 2019-02-04T13:36
已寄信,我幫他還十倍
Kristin avatar
By Kristin
at 2019-02-07T18:48
你人好好,剩400還全部借對方
William avatar
By William
at 2019-02-11T00:01
...有種淡淡的哀傷。
Gary avatar
By Gary
at 2019-02-14T05:14
有夠蠢欸我的天啊
Edwina avatar
By Edwina
at 2019-02-17T10:26
玉米筍比這更小吧
Selena avatar
By Selena
at 2019-02-20T15:39
精一杯 咖咖呀哭
Hedda avatar
By Hedda
at 2019-02-23T20:51
所以我一直約妳也會跟我碰面嗎
Annie avatar
By Annie
at 2019-02-27T02:04
天啊也太悲催
Erin avatar
By Erin
at 2019-03-02T07:16
玉米筍應該是食指大小那樣
Heather avatar
By Heather
at 2019-03-05T12:29
人財兩失.....
Queena avatar
By Queena
at 2019-03-08T17:42
你只值四百…
Necoo avatar
By Necoo
at 2019-03-11T22:54
玩完了,付了錢,就算嫖嘍
Olivia avatar
By Olivia
at 2019-03-15T04:07
400龍淫
Suhail Hany avatar
By Suhail Hany
at 2019-03-18T09:19
說不定他還覺得只騙到400太少
Eartha avatar
By Eartha
at 2019-03-21T14:32
我打算還400給妳了
Poppy avatar
By Poppy
at 2019-03-24T19:45
哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈
Eartha avatar
By Eartha
at 2019-03-28T00:57
有夠瞎的
Liam avatar
By Liam
at 2019-03-31T06:10
幫QQ 不過好好笑哈哈哈哈哈哈
Madame avatar
By Madame
at 2019-04-03T11:22
笑死 哈哈哈哈哈哈哈
Una avatar
By Una
at 2019-04-06T16:35
是不是對方也覺得雷砲要補償啊?
Odelette avatar
By Odelette
at 2019-04-09T21:47
版上隨便約一個應該都不錯還能請妳吃消夜呢
Jessica avatar
By Jessica
at 2019-04-13T03:00
我約原po失敗了><
Franklin avatar
By Franklin
at 2019-04-16T08:13
我幫他環400絕非爛炮
Dinah avatar
By Dinah
at 2019-04-19T13:25
宵夜我可以請
Mason avatar
By Mason
at 2019-04-22T18:38
原po 我也好喜歡妳喔 妳有五十塊嗎?
Madame avatar
By Madame
at 2019-04-25T23:50
約貓貓可以嗎
Andrew avatar
By Andrew
at 2019-04-29T05:03
好慘,可以第一次出來吃早午餐再決定要不要來愛嗎
Doris avatar
By Doris
at 2019-05-02T10:16
貓貓可愛
Oscar avatar
By Oscar
at 2019-05-05T15:28
真好 有砲打還有得吃宵夜呢
Emily avatar
By Emily
at 2019-05-08T20:41
好可憐...
Carolina Franco avatar
By Carolina Franco
at 2019-05-12T01:53
我是遇過趁我洗澡時偷我一萬八的......
Anonymous avatar
By Anonymous
at 2019-05-15T07:06
乾…這是…
Annie avatar
By Annie
at 2019-05-18T12:18
幹好噁的渣男!可是關於400元,我有另個更心酸的故事QQ
Zanna avatar
By Zanna
at 2019-05-21T17:31
我認真回啦,他說是借錢,實際是想要你分攤房錢
Joseph avatar
By Joseph
at 2019-05-24T22:44
幫妳QQ,但是真的很好笑
Caitlin avatar
By Caitlin
at 2019-05-28T03:56
好笑是因為妳拿貓的腿來比喻,還有借400吃消夜這件事情
Quanna avatar
By Quanna
at 2019-05-31T09:09
這男的有點糟糕
Blanche avatar
By Blanche
at 2019-06-03T14:21
太棒了 這個故事非常地激勵人笑出來
Enid avatar
By Enid
at 2019-06-06T19:34
笑死,你好可愛
Elizabeth avatar
By Elizabeth
at 2019-06-10T00:47
走我們去吃海底撈 吃什麼宵夜
Emily avatar
By Emily
at 2019-06-13T05:59
越想越不對
Kumar avatar
By Kumar
at 2019-06-16T11:12
呃呃 又一雷男
Rae avatar
By Rae
at 2019-06-19T16:24
有貓我就推
Tristan Cohan avatar
By Tristan Cohan
at 2019-06-22T21:37
群p被偷過兩萬路過
Isabella avatar
By Isabella
at 2019-06-26T02:49
傻眼 太好笑惹
Steve avatar
By Steve
at 2019-06-29T08:02
妳這個登入次數,我幫妳報警反詐騙
Tracy avatar
By Tracy
at 2019-07-02T13:15
超爛XD
Dorothy avatar
By Dorothy
at 2019-07-05T18:27
碰個面要還你400
Enid avatar
By Enid
at 2019-07-08T23:40
也太慘了吧
Damian avatar
By Damian
at 2019-07-12T04:52
任何人有四百塊,都能參加慈善騙砲大賽
Skylar Davis avatar
By Skylar Davis
at 2019-07-15T10:05
好難過的故事
Rachel avatar
By Rachel
at 2019-07-18T15:18
鳥小又沒錢還早洩
Ivy avatar
By Ivy
at 2019-07-21T20:30
來啦 吃宵夜啦(⊙ω⊙)
Faithe avatar
By Faithe
at 2019-07-25T01:43
看了真不忍心
Aaliyah avatar
By Aaliyah
at 2019-07-28T06:55
當做營養費用啊QQ
Andy avatar
By Andy
at 2019-07-31T12:08
笑死XD
Daniel avatar
By Daniel
at 2019-08-03T17:20
拿貓當比例尺哈哈
Charlie avatar
By Charlie
at 2019-08-06T22:33
妳賺到了男妓不只要400
Carolina Franco avatar
By Carolina Franco
at 2019-08-10T03:46
報名看貓團+1
Ula avatar
By Ula
at 2019-08-13T08:58
我可以借你四百
Oscar avatar
By Oscar
at 2019-08-16T14:11
我不會跟你借錢
Sarah avatar
By Sarah
at 2019-08-19T19:23
呵呵,我是相反
Michael avatar
By Michael
at 2019-08-23T00:36
喔幹,我付了兩千什麼都沒有,樓下來比慘吧!
Adele avatar
By Adele
at 2019-08-26T05:49
哈哈哈哈哈哈
Rachel avatar
By Rachel
at 2019-08-29T11:01
來來來 我請妳吃消夜消消氣 XD
Daniel avatar
By Daniel
at 2019-09-01T16:14
我請你吃一頓
Queena avatar
By Queena
at 2019-09-04T21:26
哈哈哈哈哈
Zenobia avatar
By Zenobia
at 2019-09-08T02:39
幹,幫QQ
Kelly avatar
By Kelly
at 2019-09-11T07:51
哈哈好可憐
Kama avatar
By Kama
at 2019-09-14T13:04
那天晚上的月亮~
John avatar
By John
at 2019-09-17T18:17
笑死
Selena avatar
By Selena
at 2019-09-20T23:29
我有500不用找 笑死了
Agatha avatar
By Agatha
at 2019-09-24T04:42
單方說詞感覺有問題
Jessica avatar
By Jessica
at 2019-09-27T09:54
滷味都沒他魯
Charlie avatar
By Charlie
at 2019-09-30T15:07
還蠻好笑的
Brianna avatar
By Brianna
at 2019-10-03T20:20
這個好笑 下次加油
Candice avatar
By Candice
at 2019-10-07T01:32
有喵 推推
Sandy avatar
By Sandy
at 2019-10-10T06:45
推有貓+1
Harry avatar
By Harry
at 2019-10-13T11:57
笑了
Charlotte avatar
By Charlotte
at 2019-10-16T17:10
茄子還敢嫌別人哈哈
William avatar
By William
at 2019-10-19T22:22
我願意還你400
Jacob avatar
By Jacob
at 2019-10-23T03:35
有夠雷
Andrew avatar
By Andrew
at 2019-10-26T08:48
我借你500 好嗎
Olive avatar
By Olive
at 2019-10-29T14:00
哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈~拍拍
Donna avatar
By Donna
at 2019-11-01T19:13
廢到笑
Mason avatar
By Mason
at 2019-11-05T00:25
說別人雷 自己更雷吧?
Catherine avatar
By Catherine
at 2019-11-08T05:38
我不騙錢怎麼都約不到QQ
Kyle avatar
By Kyle
at 2019-11-11T10:51
抱歉我笑了哈哈哈
Adele avatar
By Adele
at 2019-11-14T16:03
我也要借400
Noah avatar
By Noah
at 2019-11-17T21:16
房錢誰出?
Hardy avatar
By Hardy
at 2019-11-21T02:28
真是沒禮貌
Elizabeth avatar
By Elizabeth
at 2019-11-24T07:41
對不起我笑了www
Victoria avatar
By Victoria
at 2019-11-27T12:53
我可以替我家的貓約嗎XD
Andy avatar
By Andy
at 2019-11-30T18:06
也太扯~
Madame avatar
By Madame
at 2019-12-03T23:19
不忍直視

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