大家會在圖書館廁所尻嗎 - 成人話題討論

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By Erin
at 2019-11-03T14:48

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我當兵的時候有個同梯叫做威利,是個重度手淫患者。

威利在英國念大學期間,常常因為過度手淫遭到同學嘲笑,甚至被取了Willy Wanker的綽
號。

所以他幾乎所有時間都窩在老舊的學校圖書館。

圖書館燈光舒適、地毯柔軟、氣氛寧靜,是打手槍的絕佳場所。

偶爾威利讀書讀累了,就會走到冷僻的世界偉人傳記區,躲在高聳的書架後自瀆。


除了威利之外,就只有管理員安德魯老先生會經過這裡。

安德魯很老了,行動起來十分遲緩,皮鞋在地毯上刮出沙沙沙的聲音。

沙沙沙……沙沙沙……

威利總能在聽見聲響後,迅速穿起褲子,對他露出尷尬而不失禮貌地微笑。


日子就這樣一天天地過去,威利日復一日在知識的汪洋中盡情放縱、恣意翱翔。


世界偉人傳記封面上的偉人們注視著威利,威利也注視著他們。


牛頓的鼻樑、伽利略的落腮鬍、愛因斯坦的舌頭……

黑格爾的眼袋、高斯的鬢角、愛因斯坦的舌頭……

愛因斯坦的舌頭、愛因斯坦的舌頭、愛因斯坦的舌頭……


「啊斯……」威利嘆息。


他忍不住抽出那本《世界偉人傳記:愛因斯坦》。

手指輕輕撫過細滑柔軟的書頁,指尖微微顫抖。

威利將書本捲了起來,闔上眼睛,又一遍深度地認識了愛因斯坦的一切。

牆上的書本們無數次呵護著、撫慰著威利寂寞的身心。


「書中自有黃金屋,書中自有顏如玉……」威利雙腿一軟,癱坐在地毯。


「站得越高,尻得越遠。」


威利若有所思地穿上褲子:「我是站在巨人的肩膀上打手槍。」

在這麼多歷史偉人面前打手槍,他覺得自己好像一天比一天更加聰明。


好景不常,幾個月後,學校宣布即將整修擴建圖書館的消息。

威利即將失去打手槍的寶地,安德魯老先生也會丟掉這份工作。


威利知道安德魯沒有子女,他半年後才能夠開始領取政府發放的老年補助金,在此之前,
他都得仰賴這份微薄的薪水生活。

失去工作的這半年,他該怎麼活下去?


圖書館整修前一天下午,威利打手槍的時候,透過書架間的縫隙看到安德魯老先生獨自一
人坐在櫃檯。

他呆愣地看著窗外,臉上寫滿衰老的悲哀,以及對命運無所適從的茫然。


這當然不關威利的事,他有的是地方打手槍。

他幫不了安德魯什麼。


他什麼都不會,就只會打手槍而已。


圖書館打烊前,威利躲進了廁所。


隔天早上,工人們進入圖書館後,所有人都被眼前的景象驚呆了。

偌大的圖書館,整整五層樓高、一千多副書架、三十多萬本藏書,每一本書都遭到了不明
人士褻瀆。

無數書頁沾黏在了一起,腥臭濕滑,已經到了無法閱讀的程度。


圖書館的世界偉人傳記區,一個失去意識的學生躺在地上,臉色發黑,心臟衰竭,險些丟
失了性命。


那是威利。

什麼都不會,就只會打手槍的威利。


校方被迫暫停圖書館的整修行程,額外聘僱人員優先修復藏書,名單上也包含了安德魯老
先生的名字,他對這間讀書館的一切瞭若指掌。


雇用時間,剛好半年。







兩年後,新圖書館建成了。

空間更寬敞、燈光更明亮、管理員也增加為三人,個個都年輕專業。

威利走進全新的圖書館,上上下下繞了好幾回,卻怎麼也找不到世界偉人傳記區,頓時有
種悵然若失的感覺。


正當他垂頭喪氣地停在圖書館裡某個角落時,聽見了熟悉的聲音。


沙沙沙……沙沙沙……


一隻手拍了拍他的肩膀。

威利回頭,那人正是退休後回來當志工的安德魯老先生。


「你真的以為,我都不知道你躲在書架後面做什麼嗎?」


安德魯老先生推著一輛推車,推車上堆滿了好大一疊書籍。

那是威利再熟悉也不過的書本。


「這些都是當年遭到破壞最嚴重、無法修復的書籍,就送給你吧。」


威利熱淚盈眶地看著那疊書,很快地又硬了起來。


「你真的很喜歡世界偉人叢書呢。」安德魯笑著穿上了褲子。



等等?穿上了褲子?



沙沙沙……沙沙沙……


直到那天,威利才知道,為什麼自己總能在安德魯出現前千鈞一髮地完成尻槍。


原來那不是安德魯走路的聲音,而是他打手槍的聲音。


沙沙沙……

沙沙沙……

沙沙沙……






這就是我朋友在圖書感尻尻的經歷,供您參考。





※ 引述《YenFuOne (焉芙丸)》之銘言:
: 以前唸大學碩班常到圖書館唸書
: 在學生比較多的圖書館
: 夏天大家常常會穿得比較清涼
: 看書看到一半
: 如果穿無袖的女生舉起手來弄頭髮
: 真的會忍不住想尻
: 大家有這樣的經驗嗎
: 有時候在蹲式馬桶尻
: 會射得到處都是
: 打掃工友應該蠻不爽的

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二師兄推
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你朋友真的很喜歡在奇怪的地方打手槍
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二師兄!
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到底有多少人在圖書館尻
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笑死
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還來喔XD
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at 2019-12-30T08:56
就是這樣威力才在公司女廁打手槍會有聲音嗎
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怎麼都是威力XDD
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厲害了威利
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還以為沙沙聲是用砂紙尻的聲音
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奇怪 那威利打手槍時發出西西酥酥的聲音是哪時候學的
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又啦 幹…
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你很瞭解威利欸
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沙沙沙……
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at 2020-05-02T09:28
我就問尻槍怎麼尻的沙沙沙
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幹看到Willy Wanker笑翻
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威利,我對這個名字敏感了
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優文必推
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原來可以這樣玩
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靠...又是威利..
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在圖書館被2個學長圍攻過
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靠背XDDD
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太會了吧!
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又是你
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..............
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這篇很會
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不得不推
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賣鬧啊哦XD
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二師兄不是在環島嗎==怎麼還有空回文
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媽 我在這/揮手
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尻尻
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我竟然看完了
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這好
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二師兄
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二師兄文筆真好!推推推
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你到底嗑了什麼......
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二師兄 嗑了什麼 都給我來一份
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幹笑死
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二師兄最棒!
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我看了什麼XDD
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竟然來晚到超過百推了 磕了啥只能笑死xD
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推啦
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at 2020-09-13T22:15
幹二師兄
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XD
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二師兄
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跪著看手機
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推 媽我在這
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幹真的會笑死
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笑死
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這個可以
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太神了
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哈哈哈哈哈 我就知道不簡單 原來是二師兄
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Willy Wanker笑死 突然很想吃巧克力
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很感人
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By Jack
at 2020-10-13T08:33
威利
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By Todd Johnson
at 2020-10-15T11:00
我到底看了什麼XD
Jacky avatar
By Jacky
at 2020-10-17T13:27
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By Zenobia
at 2020-10-19T15:54
太靠北啦~~~~~
John avatar
By John
at 2020-10-21T18:21
笑死 好看
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By Tristan Cohan
at 2020-10-23T20:48
有笑有推
Kelly avatar
By Kelly
at 2020-10-25T23:15
Dinah avatar
By Dinah
at 2020-10-28T01:42
Kelly avatar
By Kelly
at 2020-10-30T04:09
XD
Dinah avatar
By Dinah
at 2020-11-01T06:36
Isabella avatar
By Isabella
at 2020-11-03T09:03
好文
Wallis avatar
By Wallis
at 2020-11-05T11:30
二師兄回來啦!!!!
Mia avatar
By Mia
at 2020-11-07T13:57
推二師兄 好懷念啊
Mason avatar
By Mason
at 2020-11-09T16:24
媽的好浪漫
Belly avatar
By Belly
at 2020-11-11T18:51
XD
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By Suhail Hany
at 2020-11-13T21:18
笑死
Necoo avatar
By Necoo
at 2020-11-15T23:45
什麼東西XD
Thomas avatar
By Thomas
at 2020-11-18T02:12
XDD
Aaliyah avatar
By Aaliyah
at 2020-11-20T04:39
二師兄必推
Franklin avatar
By Franklin
at 2020-11-22T07:06
推二師兄
Gary avatar
By Gary
at 2020-11-24T09:33
沙沙沙沙沙沙
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By Suhail Hany
at 2020-11-26T12:00
二師兄!快出系列文啊!
Andrew avatar
By Andrew
at 2020-11-28T14:27
威利·妄尻
Charlotte avatar
By Charlotte
at 2020-11-30T16:54
哈哈哈哈二師兄必推~~
Frederica avatar
By Frederica
at 2020-12-02T19:21
二師兄出現啦~~~
Hedy avatar
By Hedy
at 2020-12-04T21:48
XD
Elizabeth avatar
By Elizabeth
at 2020-12-07T00:15
笑死
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By Sierra Rose
at 2020-12-09T02:42
環島還能寫文章厲害
Zanna avatar
By Zanna
at 2020-12-11T05:09
推個
Lily avatar
By Lily
at 2020-12-13T07:36
二師兄回來了 什麼時候把鳥人 詩人也帶回來...
Kama avatar
By Kama
at 2020-12-15T10:03
太神啦
Elma avatar
By Elma
at 2020-12-17T12:30
誇張哈哈哈哈
Madame avatar
By Madame
at 2020-12-19T14:57
我到底看了三洨啊!!!!!
Wallis avatar
By Wallis
at 2020-12-21T17:24
最近比較有空喔?
Rachel avatar
By Rachel
at 2020-12-23T19:51
威力你這個小雞雞
Linda avatar
By Linda
at 2020-12-25T22:18
太震驚啦竟然還回來了
Tracy avatar
By Tracy
at 2020-12-28T00:45
二師兄必推
Ida avatar
By Ida
at 2020-12-30T03:12
我到底看了三洨啊!!!!!
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By Adele
at 2021-01-01T05:39
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By Anonymous
at 2021-01-03T08:06
我他媽到底看惹三小!!
Robert avatar
By Robert
at 2021-01-05T10:33
太屌了二師兄
Iris avatar
By Iris
at 2021-01-07T12:59
環島還有空寫文 佩服給推
Tracy avatar
By Tracy
at 2021-01-09T15:26
靠北 笑死
Queena avatar
By Queena
at 2021-01-11T17:53
二師兄回來啦
Lauren avatar
By Lauren
at 2021-01-13T20:20
所以他是看了偉人傳記尻完以後改行賣巧克力嗎
Ethan avatar
By Ethan
at 2021-01-15T22:47
朝聖
Rae avatar
By Rae
at 2021-01-18T01:14
看到名字直接先推再回頭看
Olivia avatar
By Olivia
at 2021-01-20T03:41
靠夭哦XDDD
Connor avatar
By Connor
at 2021-01-22T06:08
供三小~~~
Lucy avatar
By Lucy
at 2021-01-24T08:35
站得越高射得越遠XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Candice avatar
By Candice
at 2021-01-26T11:02
腦洞到底要多開才能有這個想像力
Hedy avatar
By Hedy
at 2021-01-28T13:29
笑死
Annie avatar
By Annie
at 2021-01-30T15:56
這值得推
Olivia avatar
By Olivia
at 2021-02-01T18:23
朝聖
Oliver avatar
By Oliver
at 2021-02-03T20:50
威力我偶像
Agatha avatar
By Agatha
at 2021-02-05T23:17
又是你 威利
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By Hamiltion
at 2021-02-08T01:44
靠北 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Frederic avatar
By Frederic
at 2021-02-10T04:11
為什麼豪洨文不豪洨 這麼溫馨
Frederic avatar
By Frederic
at 2021-02-12T06:38
可以
Frederica avatar
By Frederica
at 2021-02-14T09:05
後勁蠻強 XD
Liam avatar
By Liam
at 2021-02-16T11:32
神推
Anthony avatar
By Anthony
at 2021-02-18T13:59
愛因斯坦的舌頭XDDDDDD
Noah avatar
By Noah
at 2021-02-20T16:26
你不是在環島嗎www內戰勒(敲碗
Dinah avatar
By Dinah
at 2021-02-22T18:53
這,後勁好強,有洋蔥,有爆點
Joe avatar
By Joe
at 2021-02-24T21:20
XDDDDDD
Selena avatar
By Selena
at 2021-02-26T23:47
笑死 現在看到威利就先笑了
Andrew avatar
By Andrew
at 2021-03-01T02:14
靠北
靠北XD
Susan avatar
By Susan
at 2021-03-03T04:41
幹這劇情轉折有猛
Wallis avatar
By Wallis
at 2021-03-05T07:08
Jacob avatar
By Jacob
at 2021-03-07T09:35
乾 XDDD 威力錯了嗎
Una avatar
By Una
at 2021-03-09T12:02
公蝦子小xD
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By Tristan Cohan
at 2021-03-11T14:29
沒猜哥好笑
Megan avatar
By Megan
at 2021-03-13T16:56
舌頭個屁喔XDDDD
Mary avatar
By Mary
at 2021-03-15T19:23
這批很純喔
Aaliyah avatar
By Aaliyah
at 2021-03-17T21:50
三小
Dora avatar
By Dora
at 2021-03-20T00:17
XD
Oscar avatar
By Oscar
at 2021-03-22T02:44
身寸惹
Necoo avatar
By Necoo
at 2021-03-24T05:11
愛因斯坦的舌頭XD
Hedwig avatar
By Hedwig
at 2021-03-26T07:38
神串留名
Noah avatar
By Noah
at 2021-03-28T10:05
Tom avatar
By Tom
at 2021-03-30T12:32
幹他媽的好文啊!!!
Bennie avatar
By Bennie
at 2021-04-01T14:59
二師兄到底嗑了什麼啦XD
Hedda avatar
By Hedda
at 2021-04-03T17:26
push
Erin avatar
By Erin
at 2021-04-05T19:53
嗑了什麼
Kumar avatar
By Kumar
at 2021-04-07T22:20
留名
Yuri avatar
By Yuri
at 2021-04-10T00:47
優文
Zora avatar
By Zora
at 2021-04-12T03:14
可以
Thomas avatar
By Thomas
at 2021-04-14T05:41
聽 那沙沙聲 是二師兄回來了
Emma avatar
By Emma
at 2021-04-16T08:08
XD
Tracy avatar
By Tracy
at 2021-04-18T10:35
Willy WankerXDD 是致敬Willy Wonka嗎 超北爛
Hazel avatar
By Hazel
at 2021-04-20T13:02
XDDDD 推
Charlotte avatar
By Charlotte
at 2021-04-22T15:29
三小啦幹
Yedda avatar
By Yedda
at 2021-04-24T17:56
愛因斯坦的舌頭XDDD
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By Ursula
at 2021-04-26T20:23
靠北

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at 2019-11-03T06:27
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at 2019-11-02T23:52
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at 2019-11-02T19:55
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By Harry
at 2019-11-02T18:30
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