買可樂神器？ - 成人話題討論

By Harry
at 2019-11-02T18:30

Table of Contents

好久沒有浮上水面
是不是大大都約爽爽去了？

之前愛用的某約炮神器..現在有點膩了
一直看紫色真的好膩
前陣子就默默決定想挖掘新戰場
認真又載了幾個app
想再找出約炮神器2.0
最近的心頭好是年輕人都有載的wetouch

先說心得
緊！包含肌膚跟淫穴

▁▂▃優點▃▂▁
年輕妹子不囉唆,要約就約不拖拉

▁▂▃缺點▃▂▁
經驗值不高
大她10歲的大叔常常不懂他們用詞
像是妹子中午吃完飯問我要不要買可樂
我說：雪碧正常冰
妹子笑的乳波蕩漾...說我幽默

▁▂▃西斯點▃▂▁
年輕的妹子很愛玩,各種姿勢都想要
大叔我就邊做邊問說
『這罐可樂可以嗎？大罐嗎』
妹子無法回我,只能淫叫
就在快速抽插,很快,加速,非常快,快觸碰到高潮時
乾！折！到！了！
我的大GG....
當下真的痛到想哭
還好最後還是用背後式讓妹子虛脫了

大戰完帶妹子去吃G排
說著大叔曾在西斯版請過百份G排
妹子竟然不信！連西斯版是啥都不知道！
是該教育她一下了！
我要跟她證明我們西斯版超夯的好嗎？
一樣！
這篇文如果爆了,大叔就發100份G排
補我折到的大GG
也補大大們的GG

真的好痛

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Tags: 成人

All Comments

By Noah
at 2019-11-05T19:59

好等雞排

By Olivia
at 2019-11-08T21:28

這不是業配我請樓下10位配珍奶

By Hedda
at 2019-11-11T22:58

好等珍奶

By Hedda
at 2019-11-15T00:27

等雞排+珍奶

By Regina
at 2019-11-18T01:57

感謝西捨請客

By Rebecca
at 2019-11-21T03:26

如果有GG折到的照片我就

By Joseph
at 2019-11-24T04:56

等

By Candice
at 2019-11-27T06:25

ya到爛還說不是ya

By Dinah
at 2019-11-30T07:54

卡雞排，也卡一個西捨的珍奶

By Oscar
at 2019-12-03T09:24

謝謝西捨

By Callum
at 2019-12-06T10:53

雞排

By Una
at 2019-12-09T12:23

雞排不切小辣

By Delia
at 2019-12-12T13:52

雞排

By Agnes
at 2019-12-15T15:22

ㄏㄏ

By Agnes
at 2019-12-18T16:51

ㄏㄏ

By Edward Lewis
at 2019-12-21T18:20

這篇充滿了過氣大叔感……QQ

By Tristan Cohan
at 2019-12-24T19:50

雞排好吃

By Xanthe
at 2019-12-27T21:19

雞排加珍奶能吃嗎

By Caroline
at 2019-12-30T22:49

唉不是業配就是幻想

By Carolina Franco
at 2020-01-03T00:18

....下次寫好一點

By Yedda
at 2020-01-06T01:48

等雞排

By Annie
at 2020-01-09T03:17

推大G排

By Una
at 2020-01-12T04:47

我的不要切，要加梅粉~穴穴

By Hardy
at 2020-01-15T06:16

ㄐ排

By David
at 2020-01-18T07:45

雞排灑胡椒

By Faithe
at 2020-01-21T09:15

我不相信真的有約到嗚嗚嗚嗚嗚

By Kama
at 2020-01-24T10:44

推推推

By Frederica
at 2020-01-27T12:14

oh ya~

By Isabella
at 2020-01-30T13:43

等吃雞排

By Candice
at 2020-02-02T15:13

等吃雞排

By Quintina
at 2020-02-05T16:42

等G排

By Olga
at 2020-02-08T18:11

雞排

By Aaliyah
at 2020-02-11T19:41

雞排卡起來

By Erin
at 2020-02-14T21:10

雞排

By Gilbert
at 2020-02-17T22:40

卡雞排

By Bennie
at 2020-02-21T00:09

卡雞排

By Isla
at 2020-02-24T01:39

樓下大GG

By Ivy
at 2020-02-27T03:08

年輕人都載，看來我老了

By Susan
at 2020-03-01T04:37

可以讓我下個月底回台灣補領嗎

By Linda
at 2020-03-04T06:07

雞排

By Elvira
at 2020-03-07T07:36

卡一個雞排

By Isla
at 2020-03-10T09:06

雞排

By Rae
at 2020-03-13T10:35

我想吃天使雞排

By Dora
at 2020-03-16T12:05

吃雞排排排摟

By Kama
at 2020-03-19T13:34

卡雞排

By Hardy
at 2020-03-22T15:03

推

By Connor
at 2020-03-25T16:33

雞排

By Elma
at 2020-03-28T18:02

卡等雞排

By Regina
at 2020-03-31T19:32

我要吃雞排珍奶

By Dora
at 2020-04-03T21:01

By Skylar Davis
at 2020-04-06T22:31

想吃雞排

By Victoria
at 2020-04-10T00:00

雞排

By Callum
at 2020-04-13T01:30

怎麼看你po的有點可憐的感覺

By Heather
at 2020-04-16T02:59

G排謝謝

By Oscar
at 2020-04-19T04:28

你這業配還要發雞排祭品

By Ina
at 2020-04-22T05:58

G排先上桌囉～

By Ina
at 2020-04-25T07:27

G牌

By David
at 2020-04-28T08:57

雞排

By Oscar
at 2020-05-01T10:26

感恩

By Iris
at 2020-05-04T11:56

雞排要切不辣

By Agnes
at 2020-05-07T13:25

雞排

By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2020-05-10T14:54

又一堆乞丐來搶雞排了有夠可憐XD

By Ursula
at 2020-05-13T16:24

供三小

By Adele
at 2020-05-16T17:53

所以可樂是什麼？

By Yuri
at 2020-05-19T19:23

吃一個雞排

By Caroline
at 2020-05-22T20:52

雞排

By Kyle
at 2020-05-25T22:22

好雞排

By Belly
at 2020-05-28T23:51

卡雞排

By Susan
at 2020-06-01T01:20

推

By Cara
at 2020-06-04T02:50

推雞排

By Sarah
at 2020-06-07T04:19

雞排謝謝

By Jake
at 2020-06-10T05:49

卡雞排

By Edwina
at 2020-06-13T07:18

乞丐版的業配？要發雞排去天橋下發

By Lucy
at 2020-06-16T08:48

雞排

By Valerie
at 2020-06-19T10:17

卡雞排要切不要辣

By Frederica
at 2020-06-22T11:46

雞排

By Steve
at 2020-06-25T13:16

雞排

By Quintina
at 2020-06-28T14:45

雞排謝謝

By Kelly
at 2020-07-01T16:15

卡雞排

By Barb Cronin
at 2020-07-04T17:44

雞排！

By Kristin
at 2020-07-07T19:14

好啦看在雞排的份上來卡一下

By Zanna
at 2020-07-10T20:43

平衡打擊

By Joe
at 2020-07-13T22:13

卡

By Callum
at 2020-07-16T23:42

等大叔發100份G排

By Sandy
at 2020-07-20T01:11

雞排

By Sandy
at 2020-07-23T02:41

覺得業配但卡雞排

By Candice
at 2020-07-26T04:10

我卡87雞排

By Andrew
at 2020-07-29T05:40

我要吃雞排

By Oliver
at 2020-08-01T07:09

好吧，雞排

By Andrew
at 2020-08-04T08:39

卡...

By Caroline
at 2020-08-07T10:08

卡G排不切不辣

By Rosalind
at 2020-08-10T11:37

補噓平衡回來很廢的業配發東西賺推文?

By Jacob
at 2020-08-13T13:07

等雞排

By Hamiltion
at 2020-08-16T14:36

等雞排

By Ingrid
at 2020-08-19T16:06

大家葉起來葉起來！

By Oscar
at 2020-08-22T17:35

排隊+1

By Daph Bay
at 2020-08-25T19:05

業配感很重好嗎

By Elma
at 2020-08-28T20:34

吃雞

By Emma
at 2020-08-31T22:03

卡一個~上一次西斯發雞排是多久以前的事了??樓下知道嗎?

By Bethany
at 2020-09-03T23:33

又一個折到(///▽///)

By Michael
at 2020-09-07T01:02

卡

By Annie
at 2020-09-10T02:32

gggggggg排

By Annie
at 2020-09-13T04:01

卡

By Tom
at 2020-09-16T05:31

卡雞排

By Anonymous
at 2020-09-19T07:00

這業配的關鍵字就是必定會有紫色+神器，應該是廠商要求

By George
at 2020-09-22T08:29

的

By Ida
at 2020-09-25T09:59

G排

By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2020-09-28T11:28

卡雞排

By Mia
at 2020-10-01T12:58

卡

By Candice
at 2020-10-04T14:27

卡

By Connor
at 2020-10-07T15:57

等雞排

By Carolina Franco
at 2020-10-10T17:26

推

By Leila
at 2020-10-13T18:56

為了雞排我可以

By Rosalind
at 2020-10-16T20:25

雞排

By Jack
at 2020-10-19T21:54

雞排

By Hedwig
at 2020-10-22T23:24

雞排+1

By Hardy
at 2020-10-26T00:53

等雞排

By Tristan Cohan
at 2020-10-29T02:23

卡

By Tristan Cohan
at 2020-11-01T03:52

卡

By Annie
at 2020-11-04T05:22

卡

By Zanna
at 2020-11-07T06:51

為了雞排

By Robert
at 2020-11-10T08:20

不知道現在還排的到雞排嗎？雞排+1

By Elma
at 2020-11-13T09:50

年輕妹子才不會說要買可樂><

By Hamiltion
at 2020-11-16T11:19

這麼爛的軟體還想騙推

By Charlotte
at 2020-11-19T12:49

老闆雞排一份謝謝

By Noah
at 2020-11-22T14:18

雞排

By Zanna
at 2020-11-25T15:48

卡起來

By Mia
at 2020-11-28T17:17

排

By Emily
at 2020-12-01T18:46

妹子照片給我我才信卡一個雞排

By Freda
at 2020-12-04T20:16

我要吃雞排

By Jessica
at 2020-12-07T21:45

G排卡

By Joe
at 2020-12-10T23:15

雞排加珍煮丹

By Frederica
at 2020-12-14T00:44

我不吃雞排謝謝

By Valerie
at 2020-12-17T02:14

下去探親吧

By Mia
at 2020-12-20T03:43

卡位吃雞...排?

By Margaret
at 2020-12-23T05:12

好

By Valerie
at 2020-12-26T06:42

卡雞排別說謊啊

By Candice
at 2020-12-29T08:11

推推吃雞排

By Hazel
at 2021-01-01T09:41

豪

By Thomas
at 2021-01-04T11:10

吃我的雞排

By Barb Cronin
at 2021-01-07T12:40

雞排~~~

By Mary
at 2021-01-10T14:09

雞排卡個

By Irma
at 2021-01-13T15:39

g排

By Olive
at 2021-01-16T17:08

卡雞排

By Mary
at 2021-01-19T18:37

卡雞排

By William
at 2021-01-22T20:07

還蠻屌的屌爆了

By Agnes
at 2021-01-25T21:36

吃雞排

By Genevieve
at 2021-01-28T23:06

雞排

By Hedda
at 2021-02-01T00:35

卡雞排

By Zanna
at 2021-02-04T02:05

業配而且那上面滿多妹子買可樂都是唬爛的

By Heather
at 2021-02-07T03:34

推推推

By Genevieve
at 2021-02-10T05:03

卡雞排

By Anonymous
at 2021-02-13T06:33

卡卡卡卡卡雞排

By Aaliyah
at 2021-02-16T08:02

老人就是要吃阿亮啦，其他都雜牌，+1

By Daph Bay
at 2021-02-19T09:32

貴族派雞排 3Q派都好吃

By Daph Bay
at 2021-02-22T11:01

雞排呢

By Hedda
at 2021-02-25T12:31

想吃雞

By Vanessa
at 2021-02-28T14:00

裝過但要怎麼約可以教一些嗎

By Heather
at 2021-03-03T15:29

我想吃雞排！求餵食

By Rebecca
at 2021-03-06T16:59

想吃

By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2021-03-09T18:28

我也想ㄔ雞

By Rae
at 2021-03-12T19:58

業配感好重

By Iris
at 2021-03-15T21:27

雞排不要辣

By Anthony
at 2021-03-18T22:57

卡雞排

By Caitlin
at 2021-03-22T00:26

為了雞排

By Susan
at 2021-03-25T01:55

雞排加一，感謝大大

By Emily
at 2021-03-28T03:25

純推不載

By Rosalind
at 2021-03-31T04:54

雞排雞排

By Olive
at 2021-04-03T06:24

不是業配誰會沒事發雞排

By Tristan Cohan
at 2021-04-06T07:53

推吃雞排

By Eden
at 2021-04-09T09:23

感覺真的痛

By Agatha
at 2021-04-12T10:52

卡雞排

By Tristan Cohan
at 2021-04-15T12:22

這邊是排雞排的嗎？Csir的奶茶也是排這嗎？

By Olivia
at 2021-04-18T13:51

卡

By Hedy
at 2021-04-21T15:20

推雞排

By Carol
at 2021-04-24T16:50

卡奶雞一份

By Dinah
at 2021-04-27T18:19

雞雞

By Emily
at 2021-04-30T19:49

也想業配

By Jack
at 2021-05-03T21:18

先卡個雞排

By Ula
at 2021-05-06T22:48

坐等雞排

By Joseph
at 2021-05-10T00:17

雞排要切小辣+珍奶

By Selena
at 2021-05-13T01:46

坐等雞排要切小辣

By Frederica
at 2021-05-16T03:16

等雞排

By Barb Cronin
at 2021-05-19T04:45

雞排不切

By Poppy
at 2021-05-22T06:15

沒事發100份雞排說不是業我也不信

By Elma
at 2021-05-25T07:44

卡

By Rae
at 2021-05-28T09:14

雞排

By Edwina
at 2021-05-31T10:43

等雞排

By Olga
at 2021-06-03T12:12

雞排文必須推

By Thomas
at 2021-06-06T13:42

腿照呢

By Ophelia
at 2021-06-09T15:11

不餓餓

By Andrew
at 2021-06-12T16:41

等雞排，謝謝。

By Charlotte
at 2021-06-15T18:10

卡

By Hardy
at 2021-06-18T19:40

推

By Irma
at 2021-06-21T21:09

真鹿

By Doris
at 2021-06-24T22:38

卡

By Kristin
at 2021-06-28T00:08

卡雞排

By Skylar Davis
at 2021-07-01T01:37

所以可樂的意思是？

By Sarah
at 2021-07-04T03:07

等雞排

By Sarah
at 2021-07-07T04:36

我也要G排！

By Oscar
at 2021-07-10T06:06

讚

By Ivy
at 2021-07-13T07:35

這ID以前就發過了，沒事發雞排取樂，真樸華無實

By Elma
at 2021-07-16T09:05

謝謝

By Genevieve
at 2021-07-19T10:34

幻想ㄇ

By Ina
at 2021-07-22T12:03

餓惹

By Annie
at 2021-07-25T13:33

有卡就有嗎？

By Anonymous
at 2021-07-28T15:02

等雞排

By Olivia
at 2021-07-31T16:32

雞排

By Faithe
at 2021-08-03T18:01

吃雞排嘍

By Yuri
at 2021-08-06T19:31

推

By Rebecca
at 2021-08-09T21:00

雞排卡個

By Genevieve
at 2021-08-12T22:29

吃雞排

By Michael
at 2021-08-15T23:59

雞排

By Poppy
at 2021-08-19T01:28

雞排

By Candice
at 2021-08-22T02:58

雞排

By Iris
at 2021-08-25T04:27

想吃雞排QQ

By Joe
at 2021-08-28T05:57

G排

By Tracy
at 2021-08-31T07:26

卡雞排

By Anonymous
at 2021-09-03T08:55

雞排

By Gilbert
at 2021-09-06T10:25

雞排

By Hedy
at 2021-09-09T11:54

等卡雞排

By Todd Johnson
at 2021-09-12T13:24

g排

By Belly
at 2021-09-15T14:53

等雞排

By Lauren
at 2021-09-18T16:23

雞排

By Olive
at 2021-09-21T17:52

吃雞排啦

By Olive
at 2021-09-24T19:21

雞排

By Hardy
at 2021-09-27T20:51

雞排

By Kelly
at 2021-09-30T22:20

雞排

By Ursula
at 2021-10-03T23:50

雞排

By Susan
at 2021-10-07T01:19

雞排＋1

By Ingrid
at 2021-10-10T02:49

好

By Suhail Hany
at 2021-10-13T04:18

別再業配了

By Wallis
at 2021-10-16T05:48

吃

By Valerie
at 2021-10-19T07:17

這裡的人真好操弄，人家爽賺你乞雞排

By James
at 2021-10-22T08:46

葉配啥小

By Robert
at 2021-10-25T10:16

雞排

By Vanessa
at 2021-10-28T11:45

我想吃G排

By Annie
at 2021-10-31T13:15

雞排

By Charlie
at 2021-11-03T14:44

雞排哪裡領？

By Dorothy
at 2021-11-06T16:14

想吃

By Necoo
at 2021-11-09T17:43

卡g排

By Harry
at 2021-11-12T19:12

雞排

By Steve
at 2021-11-15T20:42

好ㄛ

By Catherine
at 2021-11-18T22:11

雞排謝謝

By Emma
at 2021-11-21T23:41

推大叔

By Vanessa
at 2021-11-25T01:10

謝謝雞排

By Daniel
at 2021-11-28T02:40

等雞排

By Carol
at 2021-12-01T04:09

吃一波

By Charlotte
at 2021-12-04T05:38

豪

By Selena
at 2021-12-07T07:08

吃雞排囉

By Skylar Davis
at 2021-12-10T08:37

業配

By Lily
at 2021-12-13T10:07

爆

By Ivy
at 2021-12-16T11:36

推雞排

By Doris
at 2021-12-19T13:06

不要胡椒只要梅粉，不要切

By Olive
at 2021-12-22T14:35

先來塊雞排吃吃

By Ursula
at 2021-12-25T16:04

我可以補差額改雞腿排嗎？

By Vanessa
at 2021-12-28T17:34

雞排 XD

By Kristin
at 2021-12-31T19:03

所以可樂是什麼意思啊？

By Ula
at 2022-01-03T20:33

卡等雞排

By Suhail Hany
at 2022-01-06T22:02

買可樂到底？

By Elma
at 2022-01-09T23:32

買可樂 make love

By Daniel
at 2022-01-13T01:01

G,排

By Irma
at 2022-01-16T02:31

G排！

By Michael
at 2022-01-19T04:00

糞爆

By George
at 2022-01-18T19:11

雞排～～

By Annie
at 2022-01-21T20:40

吃g排

By Catherine
at 2022-01-18T19:11

雞排

By Anonymous
at 2022-01-21T20:40

推

By Wallis
at 2022-01-18T19:11

等雞排

By Caitlin
at 2022-01-21T20:40

雞排要切加辣珍奶微微謝謝

By Emma
at 2022-01-18T19:11

雞排ㄦ～

By Hedy
at 2022-01-21T20:40

雞排!敲碗!

By Joseph
at 2022-01-18T19:11

只有雞排是真的

By Kyle
at 2022-01-21T20:40

卡

By Odelette
at 2022-01-18T19:11

想吃雞排

By Kristin
at 2022-01-21T20:40

雞排

By Ophelia
at 2022-01-18T19:11

雞排卡

By Ida
at 2022-01-21T20:40

By Harry
at 2022-01-18T19:11

雞排要切不辣

By Hardy
at 2022-01-21T20:40

看到腿了真的不是葉配

By Irma
at 2022-01-18T19:11

餓了

By Brianna
at 2022-01-21T20:40

雞排

By Eartha
at 2022-01-18T19:11

卡一份雞排，話說可樂好像是來自於一部廢到笑偶像劇

By Lauren
at 2022-01-21T20:40

可悲都沒有年輕妹子看ptt

By Blanche
at 2022-01-18T19:11

我也想吃雞排

By Ursula
at 2022-01-21T20:40

卡雞排

By Leila
at 2022-01-18T19:11

還有雞排嗎？

By Zora
at 2022-01-21T20:40

想吃雞排！

By Eartha
at 2022-01-18T19:11

又葉配了

By Agatha
at 2022-01-21T20:40

上PTT業業囉~躺著業~坐著業~趴著業~還是這裡好業~

By Eartha
at 2022-01-18T19:11

等雞排配珍奶

By Sandy
at 2022-01-21T20:40

卡

By Steve
at 2022-01-18T19:11

卡雞排

By Vanessa
at 2022-01-21T20:40

業配還要發雞排？哪間廣告公司這麼不專業

By Poppy
at 2022-01-18T19:11

雞排

By Bethany
at 2022-01-21T20:40

推

By Valerie
at 2022-01-18T19:11

謝謝雞排

By Isla
at 2022-01-21T20:40

吃雞排

By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2022-01-18T19:11

雞排

By Robert
at 2022-01-21T20:40

我想吃雞排

By Liam
at 2022-01-18T19:11

吃雞排

By Margaret
at 2022-01-21T20:40

雞排

By Jessica
at 2022-01-18T19:11

推

By Dinah
at 2022-01-21T20:40

想吃雞排

By John
at 2022-01-18T19:11

卡雞排

By Robert
at 2022-01-21T20:40

謝謝雞排

By Rachel
at 2022-01-18T19:11

看破500能不能加碼

By William
at 2022-01-21T20:40

卡雞排ㄆ

By Dora
at 2022-01-18T19:11

推一個

By Ursula
at 2022-01-21T20:40

恩這樣還不葉配？

By Tracy
at 2022-01-18T19:11

有雞排就推

By Hazel
at 2022-01-21T20:40

雞排

By Irma
at 2022-01-18T19:11

沒錯啊......業配

By Andy
at 2022-01-21T20:40

謝謝G排

By Jacob
at 2022-01-18T19:11

卡

By Olive
at 2022-01-21T20:40

雞排

By Ivy
at 2022-01-18T19:11

99?好吧讓你爆～我善心

By Hedda
at 2022-01-21T20:40

卡

By Jake
at 2022-01-18T19:11

卡雞排

By Hedda
at 2022-01-21T20:40

排

By Noah
at 2022-01-18T19:11

G排坐等買可樂真的很難懂嗎西斯直接變老人版哭哭

By Kama
at 2022-01-21T20:40

卡

By Ida
at 2022-01-18T19:11

卡

By Andrew
at 2022-01-21T20:40

雪碧正常冰是什麼？

By Joe
at 2022-01-18T19:11

可樂是什麼新名詞？

By Thomas
at 2022-01-21T20:40

買可樂＝make love

By Kumar
at 2022-01-18T19:11

等雞排

By Elma
at 2022-01-21T20:40

卡雞排

By Zenobia
at 2022-01-18T19:11

G排呢？

By Carol
at 2022-01-21T20:40

幹雞排呢

By Eden
at 2022-01-18T19:11

吃

By Ethan
at 2022-01-21T20:40

終於等到326樓的詳解了

By Candice
at 2022-01-18T19:11

雞排好吃

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