在游泳池勃起怎麼辦? - 成人話題討論

By Tom
at 2015-07-24T13:23

Table of Contents

這麼熱的夏天，
當然要游泳不然要幹嘛？
但本魯今天游泳完
在泳池裡泡水休息時，
本魯的懶教就這樣勃起了。
本來想說等一下它自己就會軟掉，
沒想到越來越硬，本魯就這樣
在水裡泡了快半小時不敢起來。
因為泳池裡是一群屁孩，
但泳池上面是一堆年輕的辣媽，
怕一起來會更尷尬，甚至被當變態。
所以想請問大家，
有沒有在泳池勃起的經驗?
會
a.大搖大擺沒事走出去?
b.龜在泳池等它消?
c.用鐘樓怪人的駝背姿勢夾懶叫跑出去?
d.抓旁邊的正妹消消火?
e.拿in in der 懶叫嚇嚇救生員?
f.其他。

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All Comments

By Una
at 2015-07-27T06:43

射在泳池

By Leila
at 2015-07-30T00:03

故意游仰式假裝是鯊魚

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at 2015-08-01T17:23

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at 2015-08-04T10:43

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By Hardy
at 2015-08-07T04:03

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By Jack
at 2015-08-09T21:23

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By Faithe
at 2015-08-12T14:43

勃起就是要讓他彈出來啊! 不然要幹嘛?

By Olivia
at 2015-08-15T08:03

在泳池底實現&練習 "螺旋槳式"

By Tristan Cohan
at 2015-08-18T01:24

切掉阿還要我教?

By Kumar
at 2015-08-20T18:44

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at 2015-08-23T12:04

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at 2015-08-26T05:24

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at 2015-08-28T22:44

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at 2015-08-31T16:04

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at 2015-09-03T09:24

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at 2015-09-06T02:44

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at 2015-09-08T20:04

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at 2015-09-11T13:24

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at 2015-09-14T06:45

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at 2015-09-17T00:05

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at 2015-09-19T17:25

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at 2015-09-22T10:45

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at 2015-09-25T04:05

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at 2015-09-27T21:25

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at 2015-09-30T14:45

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at 2015-10-03T08:05

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at 2015-10-06T01:25

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at 2015-10-08T18:45

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at 2015-10-11T12:06

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at 2015-10-14T05:26

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at 2015-10-16T22:46

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at 2015-10-19T16:06

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at 2015-10-22T09:26

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at 2015-10-25T02:46

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at 2015-10-27T20:06

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at 2015-10-30T13:26

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at 2015-11-02T06:46

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at 2015-11-05T00:06

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at 2015-11-07T17:27

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at 2015-11-10T10:47

亂掰
即便你穿泳褲勃起現場看起來也不是什麼很驚悚的事情
騙人沒去游泳過嗎

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at 2015-11-13T04:07

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at 2015-11-15T21:27

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at 2015-11-18T14:47

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at 2015-11-21T08:07

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at 2015-11-24T01:27

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被泳褲拉的直直的

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at 2015-11-26T18:47

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at 2015-11-29T12:07

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at 2015-12-02T05:27

根據你的文章，你是問大家說該怎麼辦，那你現在水裡面，
你拿手機發這篇文章？你穿一條永褲帶手機下水去？防水手機？
你游泳的時候手機放那裡？放褲檔裡？

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at 2015-12-04T22:48

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at 2015-12-07T16:08

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at 2015-12-10T09:28

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at 2015-12-13T02:48

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at 2015-12-15T20:08

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at 2015-12-18T13:28

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at 2015-12-21T06:48

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at 2015-12-24T00:08

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at 2015-12-26T17:28

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at 2015-12-29T10:48

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at 2016-01-01T04:09

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at 2016-01-03T21:29

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at 2016-01-06T14:49

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at 2016-01-09T08:09

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at 2016-01-12T01:29

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at 2016-01-14T18:49

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at 2016-01-17T12:09

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at 2016-01-20T05:29

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at 2016-01-22T22:49

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at 2016-01-25T16:09

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at 2016-01-28T09:30

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at 2016-02-13T17:30

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at 2016-02-16T10:50

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at 2016-02-21T21:30

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at 2016-02-24T14:51

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at 2016-02-27T08:11

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at 2016-03-01T01:31

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at 2016-03-03T18:51

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at 2016-03-06T12:11

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at 2016-03-09T05:31

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at 2016-03-11T22:51

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at 2016-03-14T16:11

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at 2016-03-17T09:31

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at 2016-03-20T02:51

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at 2016-03-22T20:12

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at 2016-03-25T13:32

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at 2016-03-28T06:52

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at 2016-03-31T00:12

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at 2016-04-02T17:32

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at 2016-04-05T10:52

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at 2016-04-08T04:12

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at 2016-04-10T21:32

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at 2016-04-13T14:52

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at 2016-04-16T08:12

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at 2016-04-19T01:33

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at 2016-04-21T18:53

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at 2016-04-24T12:13

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at 2016-04-27T05:33

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at 2016-04-29T22:53

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at 2016-05-02T16:13

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at 2016-05-05T09:33

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at 2016-05-08T02:53

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at 2016-05-10T20:13

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at 2016-05-13T13:33

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at 2016-05-16T06:54

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at 2016-05-19T00:14

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at 2016-05-21T17:34

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at 2016-05-24T10:54

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at 2016-05-27T04:14

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at 2016-05-29T21:34

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at 2016-06-01T14:54

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at 2016-06-04T08:14

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at 2016-06-07T01:34

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at 2016-06-09T18:54

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at 2016-06-12T12:15

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at 2016-06-15T05:35

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at 2016-06-17T22:55

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at 2016-06-22T06:44

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at 2016-06-25T00:04

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at 2016-06-27T17:24

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at 2016-06-30T10:44

他勃起有可能把游泳褲撐開呈三角狀嗎？褲子也未必是白灰色
游泳褲的設計都是緊的，寬鬆的怎麼游水？把老二包的直直的

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at 2016-07-03T04:04

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at 2016-07-05T21:24

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at 2016-07-08T14:44

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at 2016-07-14T01:24

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at 2016-07-22T05:25

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at 2016-07-24T22:45

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at 2016-07-27T16:05

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at 2016-07-30T09:25

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at 2016-08-02T02:45

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at 2016-08-04T20:05

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at 2016-08-07T13:25

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at 2016-08-10T06:45

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at 2016-08-13T00:05

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at 2016-08-21T04:06

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at 2016-08-23T21:26

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at 2016-08-29T08:06

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at 2016-09-01T01:26

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at 2016-09-03T18:46

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at 2016-09-09T05:26

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at 2016-09-11T22:47

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at 2016-09-14T16:07

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at 2016-09-17T09:27

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at 2016-09-20T02:47

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at 2016-09-22T20:07

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at 2016-09-28T06:47

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at 2016-10-03T17:27

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at 2016-10-09T04:08

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at 2016-10-11T21:28

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at 2016-10-22T18:48

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at 2016-10-28T05:28

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at 2016-10-30T22:48

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at 2016-11-02T16:08

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at 2016-11-05T09:29

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at 2016-11-08T02:49

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at 2016-11-10T20:09

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at 2016-11-27T04:09

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at 2016-12-02T14:50

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at 2016-12-08T01:30

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at 2016-12-10T18:50

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at 2016-12-13T12:10

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at 2016-12-16T05:30

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at 2016-12-18T22:50

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at 2016-12-21T16:10

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at 2016-12-24T09:30

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at 2016-12-27T02:50

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at 2016-12-29T20:11

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By Oscar
at 2017-01-01T13:31

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at 2017-01-04T06:51

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at 2017-01-07T00:11

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at 2017-01-09T17:31

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at 2017-01-12T10:51

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at 2017-01-15T04:11

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at 2017-01-17T21:31

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at 2017-01-20T14:51

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at 2017-01-23T08:11

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at 2017-01-26T01:32

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at 2017-01-28T18:52

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at 2017-01-31T12:12

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at 2017-02-03T05:32

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at 2017-02-05T22:52

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at 2017-02-08T16:12

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at 2017-02-11T09:32

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at 2017-02-14T02:52

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at 2017-02-16T20:12

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at 2017-02-19T13:32

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at 2017-02-22T06:53

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at 2017-02-25T00:13

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at 2017-02-27T17:33

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By Ivy
at 2017-03-02T10:53

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By Dinah
at 2017-03-05T04:13

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at 2017-03-07T21:33

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at 2017-03-10T14:53

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at 2017-03-13T08:13

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at 2017-03-16T01:33

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at 2017-03-18T18:53

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at 2017-03-21T12:14

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at 2017-03-24T05:34

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at 2017-03-26T22:54

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at 2017-03-29T16:14

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at 2017-04-01T09:34

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at 2017-04-04T02:54

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at 2017-04-06T20:14

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at 2017-04-09T13:34

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at 2017-04-12T06:54

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at 2017-04-15T00:14

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at 2017-04-17T17:35

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at 2017-04-20T10:55

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By Kyle
at 2017-04-23T04:15

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By Odelette
at 2017-04-25T21:35

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at 2017-04-28T14:55

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at 2017-05-01T08:15

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at 2017-05-04T01:35

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at 2017-05-06T18:55

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at 2017-05-09T12:15

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at 2017-05-12T05:35

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at 2017-05-14T22:56

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at 2017-05-17T16:16

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at 2017-05-20T09:36

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at 2017-05-23T02:56

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at 2017-05-25T20:16

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at 2017-05-28T13:36

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at 2017-05-31T06:56

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at 2017-06-03T00:16

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By Bethany
at 2017-06-05T17:36

3穿泳褲勃起小頭都會從褲頭漏一大截出來很困擾

By Linda
at 2017-06-08T10:56

2樓XD

By Hamiltion
at 2017-06-11T04:17

二樓很哭XD

By Enid
at 2017-06-13T21:37

2樓贏了哈哈

By Rachel
at 2017-06-16T14:57

幹有鯊魚！！！！…幹你媽的原來是勃起的懶叫

By Una
at 2017-06-19T08:17

神回

By Charlie
at 2017-06-22T01:37

2樓漫畫梗

By Selena
at 2017-06-24T18:57

推二樓

By Selena
at 2017-06-27T12:17

二樓

By Vanessa
at 2017-06-30T05:37

推2樓hahaha

By Odelette
at 2017-07-02T22:57

2樓救了這篇

By John
at 2017-07-05T16:17

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Dinah
at 2017-07-08T09:38

鯊魚xdddd

By Dinah
at 2017-07-11T02:58

推2樓

By Freda
at 2017-07-13T20:18

By Belly
at 2017-07-16T13:38

推二樓哈哈

By Gary
at 2017-07-19T06:58

推二樓

By Andy
at 2017-07-22T00:18

二樓正解！

By Vanessa
at 2017-07-24T17:38

哈哈~超有畫面的2樓XD

By Elvira
at 2017-07-27T10:58

二樓..

By Jack
at 2017-07-30T04:18

啊啊啊是沙魚

By Elvira
at 2017-08-01T21:38

2樓神回！笑死

By Caroline
at 2017-08-04T14:59

看到2樓我直接大笑超久

By Lily
at 2017-08-07T08:19

二樓XDDDDDDDDDD

By William
at 2017-08-10T01:39

~~~~由~~~~~

By Elvira
at 2017-08-12T18:59

二樓完勝

By Yedda
at 2017-08-15T12:19

二樓救援成功 XD

By Skylar Davis
at 2017-08-18T05:39

二樓後勁好強XDD

By Andy
at 2017-08-20T22:59

要先看得出來是勃起才行

By Daph Bay
at 2017-08-23T16:19

By Elvira
at 2017-08-26T09:39

推二樓！！！

By Andy
at 2017-08-29T02:59

淚推二樓鯊魚哥!!!

By William
at 2017-08-31T20:20

By Bennie
at 2017-09-03T13:40

2f 好幽默

By Tracy
at 2017-09-06T07:00

創意無限

By Aaliyah
at 2017-09-09T00:20

2樓贏了

By Erin
at 2017-09-11T17:40

2F.. XD.

By David
at 2017-09-14T11:00

哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈

By Selena
at 2017-09-17T04:20

不可能啦，懶叫遇冷水哪起的來

By Dinah
at 2017-09-19T21:40

二樓XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Noah
at 2017-09-22T15:00

二樓XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Joseph
at 2017-09-25T08:20

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