大家射過最屌的地方是哪裡? - 成人話題討論

By Blanche
at 2015-07-22T15:19

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※ 引述《yogoin5566 (john)》之銘言：
: 如題
: 各位30cm的鄉民們你們在幹泡或是嚕管時
: 最後都射在哪呢?
: 常見的內射顏射口爆衛生紙鍵盤螢幕這些就別提了
: 硬哥想聽聽些猛的
: 硬哥分享自己的經歷
: 高中的時候有一次積了兩個月都沒尻
: 那天在家裡的陽台突然上火就開始尻
: 大概尻了一個小時感覺快噴了就往下看
: 結果突然有個爆乳OL走進我們家的巷子
: 她剛好在舔剛買的7-11大亨堡熱狗
: 我就忍不出瞄準她噴了
: 因為積太多我噴了一坨我就趕緊躲起來
: 隔了十秒後都沒甚麼動靜
: 好奇心驅使就在跑出去陽台往下看
: 一看不得了
: 首先看到兩顆大乳暈再來就跟她的眼睛對到
: 心虛的我馬上又躲起來
: 隔沒幾秒家裡的電鈴就響了
: 結果媽媽接起來
: 最後被媽媽拎著走下樓去道歉
: 下去後才發現她頭上一大坨白白的原來我射在他頭頂上
: 媽媽壓著我的龜頭道歉喔不是壓著我的頭道歉
: 不過好家在媽媽跟正妹都沒發現那是洨
: 後來媽媽不好意思把那個爆乳的姊姊留下來在我們家梳洗
: 結果那個正妹把她的粉紅色內褲忘在我們家的浴室ㄏㄏ
: 不過那又是另一個故事了~

急借標題問

老婆一直不敢嘗試用精液洗澡

所以我覆蓋一張陷阱卡在沐浴乳裡然後哄老婆洗澡

就在我隔著乾濕分離的玻璃欣賞老婆洗澡時

發現她沐浴乳第一個抹的地方是陰部

我們還沒準備好生第二胎被老婆發現可大可小

現在只能期望瞞天過海了

請問這樣有機會懷孕嗎？我的洨大概在沐浴乳裡待了一小時

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By Frederica
at 2015-07-27T11:57

回去重修健康教育好嗎

By Victoria
at 2015-08-01T08:34

廢還有更廢，不要低估自己的廢

By Barb Cronin
at 2015-08-06T05:12

如果可以你小孩應該會是新的超級英雄-Shampoo man

By Kelly
at 2015-08-11T01:50

...北七

By Poppy
at 2015-08-15T22:28

三樓...我笑了

By Andrew
at 2015-08-20T19:05

我上次去洗溫泉也是這樣阿不知道下一個洗的是誰

By Hazel
at 2015-08-25T15:43

我都用自己的洨洗臉洗完都變緊實了

By Hazel
at 2015-08-30T12:21

三樓真的好笑XD

By Isla
at 2015-09-04T08:59

哩金變態

By Ursula
at 2015-09-09T05:36

所以三樓確定小孩是男的了?

By Susan
at 2015-09-14T02:14

三樓害我笑個半死XD

By Quanna
at 2015-09-18T22:52

木芋俠

By Iris
at 2015-09-23T19:30

三樓XDDD

By Hardy
at 2015-09-28T16:07

3樓性別歧視為什麼不是shampoo woman

By Jake
at 2015-10-03T12:45

Shampoo man

By Ophelia
at 2015-10-08T09:23

有人發現沐浴乳的英文並不是Shampoo嗎?

By Annie
at 2015-10-13T06:01

不好笑

By Oscar
at 2015-10-18T02:38

這故事告訴我們沒有最廢只有更廢

By Dora
at 2015-10-22T23:16

推三樓

By Leila
at 2015-10-27T19:54

三樓的英文老師在你背後

By William
at 2015-11-01T16:32

抽插你

By Kama
at 2015-11-06T13:09

XDDD

By Heather
at 2015-11-11T09:47

孝道崩潰

By Kyle
at 2015-11-16T06:25

3樓夠有靠XDDDD

By Noah
at 2015-11-21T03:03

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Daph Bay
at 2015-11-25T23:40

噓三樓性別歧視

By Hamiltion
at 2015-11-30T20:18

三樓XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Noah
at 2015-12-05T16:56

shower man, bubble man, asshole gel man

By Doris
at 2015-12-10T13:34

推三樓幽默結果自己也幽默哈哈哈哈你看看你

By Damian
at 2015-12-15T10:11

結果不是你的..

By Delia
at 2015-12-20T06:49

三樓神救援

By Zanna
at 2015-12-25T03:27

笑了幹哈哈哈哈

By Ophelia
at 2015-12-30T00:05

如果可以，恩恩很綠

By Suhail Hany
at 2016-01-03T20:42

推三樓

By James
at 2016-01-08T17:20

三樓好笑！

By Donna
at 2016-01-13T13:58

沐浴人

By Linda
at 2016-01-18T10:36

三樓神救援

By Mason
at 2016-01-23T07:13

XDDDDD

By Zora
at 2016-01-28T03:51

bgm支援 https://youtu.be/YSB1snPSTfA

By Olga
at 2016-02-02T00:29

三樓神救援

By Ina
at 2016-02-06T21:07

三樓是神XD

By Michael
at 2016-02-11T17:44

三樓有梗（笑倒

By Andrew
at 2016-02-16T14:22

三樓太強大

By Belly
at 2016-02-21T11:00

最好這樣都能懷孕喔.....！

By Carol
at 2016-02-26T07:38

推沐浴乳俠

By Margaret
at 2016-03-02T04:15

三樓哈哈哈哈哈shampoo是洗髮精吼

By Dora
at 2016-03-07T00:53

By Kristin
at 2016-03-11T21:31

沐浴俠....

By Andrew
at 2016-03-16T18:09

沒有最廢，只有更廢

By Belly
at 2016-03-21T14:46

哈哈哈～三樓

By Oscar
at 2016-03-26T11:24

英文....不過有笑

By Rachel
at 2016-03-31T08:02

三樓XDD

By Rachel
at 2016-04-05T04:40

哈哈

By Steve
at 2016-04-10T01:17

三樓神！

By Andy
at 2016-04-14T21:55

三樓好好笑

By Irma
at 2016-04-19T18:33

三樓害我喝喝水喝到一半噴出來

By Vanessa
at 2016-04-24T15:11

你解開亂馬1/2裡面的Shampoo的身世了

By Robert
at 2016-04-29T11:48

三樓救了這篇

By Hedda
at 2016-05-04T08:26

推三樓

By Tracy
at 2016-05-09T05:04

怎麼推文這麼好笑...

By Jacky
at 2016-05-14T01:42

推文白痴幾點XDD

By Hedy
at 2016-05-18T22:19

..shampoo是洗髮精吧

By Bethany
at 2016-05-23T18:57

還蠻屌的屌爆了

By Sarah
at 2016-05-28T15:35

我推3樓

By Queena
at 2016-06-02T12:13

三樓笑死

By Ingrid
at 2016-06-07T08:50

By Caroline
at 2016-06-12T05:28

1恭喜

By Gilbert
at 2016-06-17T02:06

推三樓！

By Carolina Franco
at 2016-06-21T22:44

沒人知道沐浴乳都從底下吸上來的嗎除非你的洨比重比沐浴
乳重不然誰會洗到還不知道勒

By Ingrid
at 2016-06-26T19:21

3f好笑

By Zora
at 2016-07-01T15:59

3F XDDD

By Poppy
at 2016-07-06T12:37

3F適合打野

By Olga
at 2016-07-11T09:15

史詩級的蝌蚪

By Robert
at 2016-07-16T05:52

相撲人

By Isabella
at 2016-07-21T02:30

你覺得左手會懷孕嗎

By Frederica
at 2016-07-25T23:08

3f XD

By Kelly
at 2016-07-30T19:46

xDDDD到底有什麼好看啦

By Quintina
at 2016-08-04T16:23

3F洗頭人！

By Erin
at 2016-08-09T13:01

三樓神好笑

By Andrew
at 2016-08-14T09:39

哈哈哈三樓

By Olive
at 2016-08-19T06:17

推沐浴乳俠

By Enid
at 2016-08-24T02:54

三樓贏了！！

By Andrew
at 2016-08-28T23:32

一堆人不知道SHAMPOO是洗髮精在那邊自HIGH ㄏㄏ

By Kama
at 2016-09-02T20:10

三樓還蠻強的 shampoo 跟 super 音蠻像的我覺得三樓用的
很好

By Dora
at 2016-09-07T16:48

三樓==

By Hazel
at 2016-09-12T13:25

射在保養品裡面然後鼓吹女友快護膚

By Zenobia
at 2016-09-17T10:03

shampoo明明就是洗髮精

By Andy
at 2016-09-22T06:41

回chiono：你可以插到底阿哈哈哈

By Daniel
at 2016-09-27T03:19

推三樓

By Valerie
at 2016-10-01T23:56

尻ㄐㄧㄠ

By Michael
at 2016-10-06T20:34

太廢啦wwww

By Kumar
at 2016-10-11T17:12

三樓xDDDDD

By Ina
at 2016-10-16T13:50

三樓救了這篇

By Adele
at 2016-10-21T10:27

髮乳俠浴乳俠

By Elizabeth
at 2016-10-26T07:05

幹 Shampoo man三小XDDDDDDDDDD

By Zanna
at 2016-10-31T03:43

兩任女友用剛沾精液的衛生紙也都沒懷孕

大家射過最屌的地方是哪裡? - 成人話題討論

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