在台灣如何辨別嫖到人妖 - 成人話題討論

By Andy
at 2020-10-06T00:34
at 2020-10-06T00:34
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分辨雞雞鵝算是我主修科目之一
來分享一下
台灣現在大部分鵝寶寶都是泰國寮國免簽來的
其他國家也有鵝,但易容術比較粗糙一看就知道
就我所知不少人好這口的
有些直接就標榜是鵝
這個就很好分辨
鵝寶寶穿內褲會把小鳥往下折
叫他雙腳與肩同寬
會不會像拳擊機一樣有東西彈出來就知道了
再來看是你督他還是他督你
另外“人妖”一詞帶有貶義
雖然講中文但他們都聽的懂這個詞
用ladyboy或鵝代稱比較好
畢竟泰國男性是義務役
誰知道他以前有沒有學過泰國古拳法
出來嫖還是要注意人身安全
個人是不推薦用交友軟體啦
來的不知何方神聖
尤其在國外,請神容易送神難
不過還是教一下如果有看到關鍵字“ 2”發音掃慫
意指第二種女孩 你知道的!
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山寨雞就比較難分辨了
之前常有人去泰國自由行
然後來問我他是不是帶到鵝
有時候看到照片或是跟我說一下哪個店名
我就會用表情回答他
https://i.imgur.com/H1LTQ6O.jpg

其實泰國每間店都有嚴格的規定
雞店就是雞店 鵝店就是鵝店
雞鵝同籠,共有幾隻屌?
少數有些標榜完工的鵝店
最常遇到在這種店不小心解成就的
因為幾乎每個都像台灣10幾萬追蹤網紅一樣正
現在做完手術陰道陰蒂陰唇都很完整
原本的龜頭變成豆豆那邊
蛋皮做成陰唇
陰道則是橡膠管
喝珍奶不用帶吸管很方便
外表很難看出來
曾經看過高雄某茶站
都推一個挨居CNT開頭的山寨雞在賣
1S 2.5K 生意還很好
Gto都不會跟你說妹子曾經站著尿尿
我經過長久以來的修煉
只要確認過眼神就知道他算什麼男人
那沒有經驗的捧油可以從以下幾點分辨:
1.整形(準確度:60%)
幾乎所有鵝一存到錢先做奶再來隆鼻或雙眼皮
不然眼頭嘴唇最後才是切小鳥,人工感會比較明顯,另外因為陰蒂是龜頭做的,所以看起來
會特別大顆明顯,另外陰唇也是試著拉拉看,如果可以施展忍術飛鼠術那他一定是阿達!
2.骨架(準確度:70%)
看喉結不準,有些從小吃賀爾蒙根本不會有喉結,聲音也可以改變,要看他體格,男生骨架
大,搞不好洋裝脫掉有倒三角
3.手腳(準確度:80%)
其他地方都可以整,手腳騙不了人,在他握你壞壞的小鳥時或牽一下他的手不然就是看他穿
幾號鞋子,大概就有底了
4.證件(準確度:90%)
泰國規定就算變了性別,但證件不能改
5.口腔(準確度:100%)
拿棉花棒取一點口腔細胞,然後做染色體分析,看第23對染色體如果是XY那就是男的!
認真說!跟山寨雞打炮不會有什麼奇怪的感覺
基本上就像女的一樣
而且做過手術的鵝 菊花就不給督了
讓你有新洞的感覺
唯一比較特別的大概是會有很緊的感覺
畢竟是被橡膠管套住
橡膠管拔出來太用力還會像開紅酒一樣啵一聲
然後沒有淫水只能灌KY
現在新型手術是捨棄橡膠管接一段腸子當陰道
不過手術方式還沒普及
有興趣的朋友遇到的話
可以搭配豬血湯試試(記得加胡椒粉)
變性之後是無法高潮的,以上!
其實一樣都是洞,還不會懷孕
有機會可以解解成就
搞不好會開啟你某個尚未崩壞的地方
畢竟他們曾經也是藍豬喊
最懂男人怎麼樣舒服
完事後還可以聊聊當兵的故事,奪棒
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