喝茶海龜湯---->答案 - 成人話題討論

By Charlie
at 2021-03-11T18:47

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拍謝拍謝，下班時間有點塞車，不敢先去吃飯，趕緊回家PO答案。

公布答案：

由於妹妹進門有說出她21歲的年紀，而白髮大叔在6年前強姦了一位未成年少女。故在用
傳教士姿勢時，白髮大叔看到妹妹被幹的表情及聽到聲音，認出了她就是之前被自己強
姦的未成年少女。因為在台灣強姦未成年少女罪責很重，所以白髮大叔怕被認出，故趕
緊放下一疊錢做為補償，趕緊跑走。

我特別跟GTO說很爽，是因為我想像我在情節裡，我在幹未成年少女…
(嗶嗶，警察就是這個人…ORZ…)

剛剛我也問了GTO，問這是不是答案都因人而異，故意搞行銷？
GTO說不是，這故事是有原由的。
有興趣知道，請自己去問GTO，謝謝。

讓大家等太久，真不好意思。

※ 引述《wen849 (掌心的溫暖)》之銘言：
: 那天光顧一家新茶莊，由於我是新客人，在等妹妹來時，GTO請我猜一個海龜湯題目，猜
: 對了，今天的茶資立減2K，但猜的時間只限於妹妹來之前。
: 反正等妹閒著也是閒著，就接受挑戰了。
: GTO就說了題目：
: 有一天，一個21/162/44/C+的茶妹走進房間，客人是一個白髮的大叔。
: 確認沒打槍之後，就進行服務。當客人用傳教式姿勢過後不久，突然停止了動作。
: 立馬放下一疊錢，穿上衣服馬上飛奔出門。為什麼？
: 10分鐘之後，妹妹來了，我少付了2K。
: 我最後也用傳教式射出來，我還特別跟GTO說很爽，因為我想到那個情境。
: 各位網友也來猜看看，私訊或推文都可以。

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Tags: 成人

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By Iris
at 2021-03-12T07:44

不要這種答案不可能答對

By Zenobia
at 2021-03-12T20:40

你在進行海龜湯有ㄧ問一答，還是直接拋答案給他？

By Eden
at 2021-03-13T09:37

爛答案

By Faithe
at 2021-03-13T22:34

所以你的意思是這是真有其人

By Necoo
at 2021-03-14T11:30

自介？

By Cara
at 2021-03-15T00:27

茶魚gto廣告文欠噓滾

By Michael
at 2021-03-15T13:23

什麼鬼答案

By Hamiltion
at 2021-03-16T02:20

靠要這什麼劇情阿.

By Necoo
at 2021-03-16T15:16

不過GTO怎麼會知道?是大叔跟他說的?

By Cara
at 2021-03-17T04:13

騙推文不可取啦～

By Hedda
at 2021-03-17T17:09

湯底啦答案你媽

By Tracy
at 2021-03-18T06:06

蛤我覺得還不錯耶大家好兇XD

By Mary
at 2021-03-18T19:03

怎不說女的是變性人你這臭甲

By Kyle
at 2021-03-19T07:59

明明可以用原本文章修文放答案，額外發一篇還說不是洗文
章

By Mary
at 2021-03-19T20:56

啥小？

By Erin
at 2021-03-20T09:52

我也覺得還可以欸，給推

By Doris
at 2021-03-20T22:49

誰知道是六年前

By Yuri
at 2021-03-21T11:45

放一堆錢才不合理好嗎沒事誰會給那麼多錢

By Ida
at 2021-03-22T00:42

之前都敢強姦了現在良心發現補償？

By Rachel
at 2021-03-22T13:39

之後是趕緊跑去派出所投案嗎

By Lucy
at 2021-03-23T02:35

呵

By Isla
at 2021-03-23T15:32

原文下面幫妹子媽媽出醫藥費的推文比較合理

By Delia
at 2021-03-24T04:28

這種文就被不必多發一篇了。

By Kama
at 2021-03-24T17:25

這答案我覺得不行樓下呢

By Hedy
at 2021-03-25T06:21

嗯超爛

By Donna
at 2021-03-25T19:18

By Zenobia
at 2021-03-26T08:15

修改原文

By Valerie
at 2021-03-26T21:11

所以是茶自己認出他?

By Olivia
at 2021-03-27T10:08

By Necoo
at 2021-03-27T23:04

茶收到一大堆錢感覺不對勁所以認出是六年前強姦犯

By Victoria
at 2021-03-28T12:01

沒有典故來由，根本隨便掰個答案而已

By Barb Cronin
at 2021-03-29T00:57

爛答案還需要洗一篇文章？

By Lauren
at 2021-03-29T13:54

喔

By Olga
at 2021-03-30T02:51

還叫鄉民自己問GTO 業配廣告滾啦

By Elvira
at 2021-03-30T15:47

什麼爛答案，情境劇嗎

By Mia
at 2021-03-31T04:44

直接下面回就好，特地開一篇洗文章喔

By Harry
at 2021-03-31T17:40

嗨

By Candice
at 2021-04-01T06:37

什麼爛答案這麼扯根本GTO每個答案都會給過

By Belly
at 2021-04-01T19:33

爛答案

By Charlie
at 2021-04-02T08:30

懷疑你在釣魚

By Dora
at 2021-04-02T21:26

噓只會遲到不會不到

By Daph Bay
at 2021-04-03T10:23

我以為是KUSO的答案，想說劇情是在認真三小

By Sierra Rose
at 2021-04-03T23:20

爛
推錯等等補虛

By Genevieve
at 2021-04-04T12:16

真爛

By Ina
at 2021-04-05T01:13

FBI已出發

By Jacob
at 2021-04-05T14:09

沒關係啊你要紅給你啊

By Emma
at 2021-04-06T03:06

廢文

By Emma
at 2021-04-06T16:02

豪洨

By Tom
at 2021-04-07T04:59

海龜湯的重點從來就不是答案啊，幹嘛在意答對答錯？

By Annie
at 2021-04-07T17:56

很久沒看到這麼廢的文了，今日首噓送你了

By Gilbert
at 2021-04-08T06:52

早就說洗文還一堆人推

By Agnes
at 2021-04-08T19:49

哪有未成年的

By Erin
at 2021-04-09T08:45

太無聊了吧

By Emily
at 2021-04-09T21:42

廢文

By Heather
at 2021-04-10T10:38

這個不桶？

By Lauren
at 2021-04-10T23:35

因為GTO要看客人的反應,找出那個白髮混蛋

By Lily
at 2021-04-11T12:32

哈佛大學面試的題目，據說答出來的僅0.87%

By Rachel
at 2021-04-12T01:28

真的爛

By Sarah
at 2021-04-12T14:25

真心爛

By Kama
at 2021-04-13T03:21

......

By Leila
at 2021-04-13T16:18

爛

By Linda
at 2021-04-14T05:14

爛死

By Zora
at 2021-04-14T18:11

為啥是六年前，不是七年前八年前？

By Charlie
at 2021-04-15T07:08

這種廢文不水桶，以後更多

By Eartha
at 2021-04-15T20:04

好紅喔

By Kumar
at 2021-04-16T09:01

我覺得不管啥答案都可過吧

By Rachel
at 2021-04-16T21:57

...

By Edwina
at 2021-04-17T10:54

很糟糕..

By Quintina
at 2021-04-17T23:50

真心爛

By Barb Cronin
at 2021-04-18T12:47

可憐悲哀

By Audriana
at 2021-04-19T01:43

好爛...

By Charlotte
at 2021-04-19T14:40

幹嘛噓

By Quanna
at 2021-04-20T03:37

三小

By Agnes
at 2021-04-20T16:33

豪洨將誒居多
豪洨居多

By Zenobia
at 2021-04-21T05:30

嗯

By Mary
at 2021-04-21T18:26

可悲

By Victoria
at 2021-04-22T07:23

噓

By Bethany
at 2021-04-22T20:19

爛死

By Emma
at 2021-04-23T09:16

答案為何不直接發同一篇就好再發一篇文很難不聯想
到洗文章

By Bethany
at 2021-04-23T22:13

海龜湯本來很多就很無釐頭吧

By Annie
at 2021-04-24T11:09

唬爛嘛

By Ingrid
at 2021-04-25T00:06

浪費時間

By David
at 2021-04-25T13:02

...

By Daph Bay
at 2021-04-26T01:59

不及格下去

By Erin
at 2021-04-26T14:55

爛

By Erin
at 2021-04-27T03:52

爛

By Charlie
at 2021-04-27T16:49

嗯？

By Callum
at 2021-04-28T05:45

可悲廢文

By Blanche
at 2021-04-28T18:42

悲劇了

By Dinah
at 2021-04-29T07:38

By Eartha
at 2021-04-29T20:35

我覺得不錯啊！

By Agatha
at 2021-04-30T09:31

By Hardy
at 2021-04-30T22:28

犯罪當有趣

By Tristan Cohan
at 2021-05-01T11:25

爛到笑

By Puput
at 2021-05-02T00:21

有笑有推

By Jack
at 2021-05-02T13:18

爛

By Kristin
at 2021-05-03T02:14

現在變海龜湯版?

By Una
at 2021-05-03T15:11

洗文章不可取

By Hardy
at 2021-05-04T04:07

爛到極點

By Ethan
at 2021-05-04T17:04

欠噓

By Barb Cronin
at 2021-05-05T06:00

烘乾啦

By Carolina Franco
at 2021-05-05T18:57

最好你去玩，沒事帶一堆錢，
說謊會招天譴的喔！

By Lydia
at 2021-05-06T07:54

真的很爛，有夠爛

By James
at 2021-05-06T20:50

蠻好笑的

By Frederica
at 2021-05-07T09:47

硬拗

By Candice
at 2021-05-07T22:43

業味真重 cc

By Liam
at 2021-05-08T11:40

爛

By Franklin
at 2021-05-09T00:36

真他媽可悲

By Mia
at 2021-05-09T13:33

再掰阿

By Dinah
at 2021-05-10T02:30

海龜湯本來就傻比在玩你丟問題給我我給你的答案合情
合理：欸不對喔你講的答案跟我設定的劇情不一樣錯
！去吃屎啦還海龜湯

By Jessica
at 2021-05-10T15:26

爛到笑

By Megan
at 2021-05-11T04:23

....

By Dora
at 2021-05-11T17:19

爛死了

By Connor
at 2021-05-12T06:16

噓

By Michael
at 2021-05-12T19:12

我覺得不行

By Daph Bay
at 2021-05-13T08:09

可撥

By Elma
at 2021-05-13T21:06

自己去問GTO 所以廣告文囉?? 爛透了

By Hedda
at 2021-05-14T10:02

超爛

By Joe
at 2021-05-14T22:59

........

By Oscar
at 2021-05-15T11:55

有點無聊....

By Wallis
at 2021-05-16T00:52

當年都敢強姦未成年了看到他成年後出來賣又沒被認出是兇手
怎麼可能良心發現

By Zanna
at 2021-05-16T13:48

廢文

By Hardy
at 2021-05-17T02:45

無聊

By Brianna
at 2021-05-17T15:42

水桶好嗎

By Eden
at 2021-05-18T04:38

0分

By Necoo
at 2021-05-18T17:35

爛又沒梗，可悲

By Genevieve
at 2021-05-19T06:31

發兩篇廢文
補噓

By Agnes
at 2021-05-19T19:28

唬爛文洗文章的感覺

By Jacky
at 2021-05-20T08:24

無聊，欠噓

By Christine
at 2021-05-20T21:21

封鎖掰掰

By Iris
at 2021-05-21T10:17

廢文，可撥

By Tristan Cohan
at 2021-05-21T23:14

有勇氣發這種文，還發兩篇，給你一個噓

By Quintina
at 2021-05-22T12:11

怕被認出來直接離開不就好了未啥要放一疊錢

By Bethany
at 2021-05-23T01:07

你為什麼要發第二篇自取其辱呢？

By Noah
at 2021-05-23T14:04

幫補

By Lydia
at 2021-05-24T03:00

爛到靠背

By Blanche
at 2021-05-24T15:57

先噓海龜湯，再噓你的無聊，再噓你的回應

By Ula
at 2021-05-25T04:53

強姦犯還要花錢嫖啊

By Skylar Davis
at 2021-05-25T17:50

爛斃了顆顆

By Lily
at 2021-05-26T06:47

爛死

By Rae
at 2021-05-26T19:43

那麼多人沒玩過海龜湯嗎?
答案本來就常常是這種超難猜的東西

By Vanessa
at 2021-05-27T08:40

西斯板已經夠慘了

By Xanthe
at 2021-05-27T21:36

廢文還硬要發一篇文章

By Enid
at 2021-05-28T10:33

無聊

By Hamiltion
at 2021-05-28T23:29

貼圖
誒

By Franklin
at 2021-05-29T12:26

好啦補推辛苦你了，但為什麼你要覺得所有人都該看過你的
文章？

By Oliver
at 2021-05-30T01:23

早叫你不想講就別講了，還特地發一篇洗文被笑

By Lily
at 2021-05-30T14:19

By Andrew
at 2021-05-31T03:16

蠻無聊的

By Carol
at 2021-05-31T16:12

沒放GTO聯絡方式要怎麼問？

By Dorothy
at 2021-06-01T05:09

給推

By Blanche
at 2021-06-01T18:05

喝茶搞得像恐怖片

By Sierra Rose
at 2021-06-02T07:02

某P大，重點完全不在海龜還綠蠵龜

By Erin
at 2021-06-02T19:59

你去看他上一篇的回應，沒有火大算你脾氣好
而且海龜湯更不適合吊胃口，又不是腦筋急轉彎

By Blanche
at 2021-06-03T08:55

推

By Ina
at 2021-06-03T21:52

喔...

By Necoo
at 2021-06-04T10:48

爛死

By Ina
at 2021-06-04T23:45

爛

By Joseph
at 2021-06-05T12:41

爛

By Dorothy
at 2021-06-06T01:38

三小

By Caitlin
at 2021-06-06T14:34

無法接受

By Kyle
at 2021-06-07T03:31

洗文章

By Ethan
at 2021-06-07T16:28

自己說本板誰沒看過你文章？？？你以為自己西斯名人喔
被噓爆了吧你看看你哈哈哈

By Yuri
at 2021-06-08T05:24

賣的時候表情聲音跟強姦一樣不合理吧

By Rachel
at 2021-06-08T18:21

222222

By Ivy
at 2021-06-09T07:17

承認吧，你根本是在葉佩

By Damian
at 2021-06-09T20:14

爛

By Charlotte
at 2021-06-10T09:10

不行

By Una
at 2021-06-10T22:07

爛到流湯

By Hedwig
at 2021-06-11T11:04

Wtf

By Hedwig
at 2021-06-12T00:00

什麼鳥文西斯版可以玩海龜湯喔

By Kama
at 2021-06-12T12:57

幫補血！記得補茶妹的圖歐

By Audriana
at 2021-06-13T01:53

補什麼補，鄉愿個屁

By Catherine
at 2021-06-13T14:50

.....

By Jessica
at 2021-06-14T03:46

雷

By Jack
at 2021-06-14T16:43

滾

By Charlie
at 2021-06-15T05:40

哪家GTO要不要公布一下呢？YA～ ^o<"

By Robert
at 2021-06-15T18:36

來朝聖補噓

By Catherine
at 2021-06-16T07:33

滾廢文

By Dinah
at 2021-06-16T20:29

^_^

By Delia
at 2021-06-17T09:26

爛爆了

By Kama
at 2021-06-17T22:22

沒圖沒西斯~罪該萬噓~

By Rae
at 2021-06-18T11:19

明明就是那個是女鬼，N年前X掉的，才趕快跑。
這年頭，連海龜湯都有山寨的。

By Aaliyah
at 2021-06-19T00:16

爛透了

By Jake
at 2021-06-19T13:12

求台北推薦茶商上次屠龍超乾

喝茶海龜湯---->答案 - 成人話題討論

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