喝茶海龜湯 - 成人話題討論

By Callum
at 2021-03-11T16:06

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那天光顧一家新茶莊，由於我是新客人，在等妹妹來時，GTO請我猜一個海龜湯題目，猜
對了，今天的茶資立減2K，但猜的時間只限於妹妹來之前。
反正等妹閒著也是閒著，就接受挑戰了。

GTO就說了題目：
有一天，一個21/162/44/C+的茶妹走進房間，客人是一個白髮的大叔。
確認沒打槍之後，就進行服務。當客人用傳教式姿勢過後不久，突然停止了動作。
立馬放下一疊錢，穿上衣服馬上飛奔出門。為什麼？

10分鐘之後，妹妹來了，我少付了2K。
我最後也用傳教式射出來，我還特別跟GTO說很爽，因為我想到那個情境。

各位網友也來猜看看，私訊或推文都可以。

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Tags: 成人

All Comments

By Lauren
at 2021-03-13T13:45

老婆來了

By Selena
at 2021-03-15T11:23

她女兒

By James
at 2021-03-17T09:01

老二彈出來

By Heather
at 2021-03-19T06:39

白髮大叔爽到往生了

By Isabella
at 2021-03-21T04:18

太臭了

By John
at 2021-03-23T01:56

因為已經射了

By Ida
at 2021-03-24T23:34

想到家裡瓦斯沒關

By Audriana
at 2021-03-26T21:12

看到鬼

By Audriana
at 2021-03-28T18:51

男高階主管女公司員工小妹男不認識女但女知道男生是誰

By Isabella
at 2021-03-30T16:29

因為看到他女兒

By Lauren
at 2021-04-01T14:07

因為少付了2K

By Ingrid
at 2021-04-03T11:45

因為你就是白髮大叔

By Yuri
at 2021-04-05T09:24

其實這一題...你不管說什麼茶莊都會說你對
假裝給你便宜，其實那是開幕優惠方案，找藉口而已

By Noah
at 2021-04-07T07:02

不都先收錢嗎？

By Odelette
at 2021-04-09T04:40

看到喉結

By Megan
at 2021-04-11T02:18

學生？

By Eden
at 2021-04-12T23:57

朋友女兒

By Hamiltion
at 2021-04-14T21:35

他信基督教？

By Olivia
at 2021-04-16T19:13

老婆來了

By Eartha
at 2021-04-18T16:51

欸靠有人猜過

By Leila
at 2021-04-20T14:30

想到家裡瓦斯沒關

By Agatha
at 2021-04-22T12:08

因為用傳教士姿勢，所以想起他是教徒，所以發現良
心

By Emily
at 2021-04-24T09:46

發現插錯洞

By Donna
at 2021-04-26T07:24

良心發現

By Rosalind
at 2021-04-28T05:03

因為客人發現妓女沒反應，發現把她幹死了
所以你叫的妹妹是死魚

By Elma
at 2021-04-30T02:41

遠房親戚的小孩？

By Edwina
at 2021-05-02T00:19

其實你可以公佈答案了

By Barb Cronin
at 2021-05-03T21:57

結論是..戀屍癖嗎...

By Liam
at 2021-05-05T19:36

落紅了

By Franklin
at 2021-05-07T17:14

大姨媽來了

By Mason
at 2021-05-09T14:52

頂到肺

By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2021-05-11T12:30

白虎

By Edith
at 2021-05-13T10:09

女生長得很像討厭的主管

By Isla
at 2021-05-15T07:47

因為他是死魚

By Adele
at 2021-05-17T05:25

她喊著~老公~要來了~

By Dora
at 2021-05-19T03:03

套子破掉

By Jessica
at 2021-05-21T00:42

跟C語言有關係嗎？

By Zenobia
at 2021-05-22T22:20

內射了啊

By Mary
at 2021-05-24T19:58

沒公佈條件洗文章

By Hedy
at 2021-05-26T17:36

21/162/44/C+跟答案有關聯嗎

By Noah
at 2021-05-28T15:15

幹到老婆

By Gary
at 2021-05-30T12:53

是處女

By Jack
at 2021-06-01T10:31

幹到暈過去

By Emily
at 2021-06-03T08:09

白髮大叔抽插時覺得妹子很眼熟，於是問她認不認識某某人
，沒想到妹子聽了也嚇一跳，原來妹子是大叔年輕時戀人的
女兒。當時的時空背景不允許他們在一起，大叔便一直單身
至今，妹子說她母親人在醫院，她是為了母親的醫藥費才出
來賺，大叔聽了便掏出皮夾內所有錢給妹子，向妹子詢問是
哪間醫院後便穿好衣服飛奔出門去找那位他曾經的戀人。

By Elvira
at 2021-06-05T05:48

套子掉在裡面了...

By Joe
at 2021-06-07T03:26

樓上很合理耶

By Jake
at 2021-06-09T01:04

幹到自己私生女

By Irma
at 2021-06-10T22:42

因為茶妹是未來人每被插一下會說一組大樂透號碼

By Kelly
at 2021-06-12T20:21

茶妹確診了

By Bennie
at 2021-06-14T17:59

月經來幹到流血。客人以為破處流血，不繼續做，留錢走人

By Kumar
at 2021-06-16T15:37

以前教過的學生

By Megan
at 2021-06-18T13:15

我還蠻有信心是正解餒QQ

By Odelette
at 2021-06-20T10:54

失火警報器響了，要出勤上工囉

By Jacky
at 2021-06-22T08:32

他發現有人偷拍？

By David
at 2021-06-24T06:10

公布再補推

By Ingrid
at 2021-06-26T03:48

把假奶捏爆了

By Adele
at 2021-06-28T01:27

跟程式語言有關係？

By Odelette
at 2021-06-29T23:05

胸21 腰162 臀44的茶妹一開始眼花沒看清，後來看清了，付
清房間錢就穿衣跑了

By Sarah
at 2021-07-01T20:43

套子幹破而已

By Margaret
at 2021-07-03T18:21

到底要等到何時公布，如果答案太爛，就等噓爆

By Poppy
at 2021-07-05T16:00

老婆植物人躺在醫院跟死魚茶妹很像良心不安就付錢離去

By Anthony
at 2021-07-07T13:38

五點半公務員下班

By Jacky
at 2021-07-09T11:16

申裝

By Iris
at 2021-07-11T08:54

警察臨檢？

By Bethany
at 2021-07-13T06:33

因為茶妹手裡有槍啦～

By Agatha
at 2021-07-15T04:11

44是年次

By Donna
at 2021-07-17T01:49

廢文

By Victoria
at 2021-07-18T23:27

早泄吧

By Carol
at 2021-07-20T21:06

可能是為了，沖一下過運

By Emily
at 2021-07-22T18:44

廢文

By Tristan Cohan
at 2021-07-24T16:22

因為白髮客人是你爸爸？

By Daph Bay
at 2021-07-26T14:00

發現幹著幹著正妹懶叫就彈粗乃，還比他大根

By Ophelia
at 2021-07-28T11:39

發現自己老婆也這麼鬆覺得不對勁就跑回家了

By Xanthe
at 2021-07-30T09:17

妹妹胸口或肚子有什麼刺青？

By Yuri
at 2021-08-01T06:55

44是年齡嗎？

By Lauren
at 2021-08-03T04:33

背出圓周率後5000位數字了！

By Ida
at 2021-08-05T02:12

馬娘的體回滿了

By Belly
at 2021-08-06T23:50

到家了沒

By Necoo
at 2021-08-08T21:28

發現未成年

By Ophelia
at 2021-08-10T19:06

三圍看反?

By Suhail Hany
at 2021-08-12T16:45

應該是報明牌說台積電要漲到700，白髮大叔留下分紅趕快跑
去買股票吧

By Ingrid
at 2021-08-14T14:23

進錯洞了？

By Franklin
at 2021-08-16T12:01

頂到肺了聽成飛機要飛了。趕飛機。

By Puput
at 2021-08-18T09:39

到家了沒

By Puput
at 2021-08-20T07:18

這版怎麼大家人都這麼好

By Agatha
at 2021-08-22T04:56

還沒到家嗎

By Hedwig
at 2021-08-24T02:34

到家再補推

By Xanthe
at 2021-08-26T00:12

答案太爛的話直接永久水桶

By Christine
at 2021-08-27T21:51

吊人胃口，先噓

By Catherine
at 2021-08-29T19:29

廢文

By Olive
at 2021-08-31T17:07

到家沒

By Olive
at 2021-09-02T14:45

假海龜

By Tom
at 2021-09-04T12:24

看報學生證
看到_

By Doris
at 2021-09-06T10:02

是到家沒

By Mary
at 2021-09-08T07:40

因為打錯了，妹子其實是12歲?

By Ula
at 2021-09-10T05:18

發現是他失散多年的女兒吧可能腳掌有3顆痣之類

By Kumar
at 2021-09-12T02:57

就結束了所以離開吧？

By Edward Lewis
at 2021-09-14T00:35

所以到家了沒？

By Odelette
at 2021-09-15T22:13

海龜湯有一定有殘障估計他看不到以為小姐喘息聲是他
親人妹妹或老婆的姊妹所以急忙離開這樣對情境讚不
絕口也說得過去

By David
at 2021-09-17T19:51

到家了沒大家很急

By Megan
at 2021-09-19T17:30

大家有點信心啦

By Yuri
at 2021-09-21T15:08

茶妹44歲

By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2021-09-23T12:46

屎在滾吧

By Emily
at 2021-09-25T10:24

三個奶

By Charlotte
at 2021-09-27T08:03

他們嗯本來就有某種社會關係？

By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2021-09-29T05:41

沒信心

By Madame
at 2021-10-01T03:19

靠背喝茶還要考試

By Bethany
at 2021-10-03T00:57

茶妹尿了

By Connor
at 2021-10-04T22:36

看到檳榔渣？

By Rachel
at 2021-10-06T20:14

流產

By Wallis
at 2021-10-08T17:52

假奶破惹？

By Carol
at 2021-10-10T15:30

不想講就別講了

By Ursula
at 2021-10-12T13:09

直接答案

By Annie
at 2021-10-14T10:47

幹現在全世界都在等你回家啦

By Agatha
at 2021-10-16T08:25

繼續噓

By Hamiltion
at 2021-10-18T06:03

茶魚廣告文欠噓

By Zanna
at 2021-10-20T03:42

在編輯文章了大家多點耐心~

By Selena
at 2021-10-22T01:20

21歲 / 162公斤 / 44腰？

By Joe
at 2021-10-23T22:58

21體重 44是年齡嗎？

By Wallis
at 2021-10-25T20:36

樓上應該不是不懂是在針對海龜提問吧你說和這資訊
部分相關呀

By John
at 2021-10-27T18:15

所以是到家了沒...

By Ophelia
at 2021-10-29T15:53

幹一幹胎兒滑出來付錢給茶妹養身

By Caroline
at 2021-10-31T13:31

公布在哪...

By Edith
at 2021-11-02T11:09

因為妹子跟他說我其實未滿18喔

By Ophelia
at 2021-11-04T08:48

看到了

By Victoria
at 2021-11-06T06:26

洗文章我兩篇都噓

By Jake
at 2021-11-08T04:04

公布在哪？

By Harry
at 2021-11-10T01:42

廢文

By Lydia
at 2021-11-11T23:21

臨檢

By Lucy
at 2021-11-13T20:59

看到旁邊放一張員警識別證

By Skylar Davis
at 2021-11-15T18:37

居家隔離/自主跑出來接客?

By George
at 2021-11-17T16:15

今天傳教士只要不射出來都有優惠快射時記得先付錢

By Ophelia
at 2021-11-19T13:54

我怎麼沒看到公布?

By Gary
at 2021-11-21T11:32

公佈在哪裡阿?

By Annie
at 2021-11-23T09:10

滾啦

By Hedwig
at 2021-11-25T06:48

公布在哪

By Genevieve
at 2021-11-27T04:27

....

By Kyle
at 2021-11-29T02:05

因為你想少付兩千

By Isla
at 2021-11-30T23:43

到底在供三小

By Franklin
at 2021-12-02T21:21

答案在哪啦

By Caitlin
at 2021-12-04T19:00

阿答案是在哪？

By Yuri
at 2021-12-06T16:38

這是你爸爸托我給你的

By Elma
at 2021-12-08T14:16

是禿頭？

By Gilbert
at 2021-12-10T11:54

By Selena
at 2021-12-12T09:33

妹子被甩情敵是有錢大媽所以整形下海撈金各取所需

By Hedy
at 2021-12-14T07:11

老頭快速跑出去又給錢的原因是想到女兒最近剛失戀又整形

By Necoo
at 2021-12-16T04:49

這啥小?

By Ethan
at 2021-12-18T02:27

無聊

By Margaret
at 2021-12-20T00:06

到底？？？

By Adele
at 2021-12-21T21:44

看過答案那篇，兩邊都噓

By Agatha
at 2021-12-23T19:22

有夠菜要玩這個答案就要有梗讓大家笑你玩成這樣？

By Audriana
at 2021-12-25T17:00

真無聊

By Dora
at 2021-12-27T14:39

111111

By Callum
at 2021-12-29T12:17

有答案補推

By Yedda
at 2021-12-31T09:55

無聊

By Rachel
at 2022-01-02T07:33

廢文廢問廢答案連回應都很惹人嫌

By Hedy
at 2022-01-04T05:12

嗯…爛透了

By John
at 2022-01-06T02:50

我來補了

By Jake
at 2022-01-08T00:28

答案嘞

By Mason
at 2022-01-09T22:06

答案我怎麼還沒看到

By Jessica
at 2022-01-11T19:45

By Audriana
at 2022-01-13T17:23

無言

By Hamiltion
at 2022-01-15T15:01

未滿18

By Edith
at 2022-01-17T12:39

很像幫女兒換尿布?

By Ina
at 2022-01-18T23:28

推一下

By Callum
at 2022-01-20T21:07

答案是啥沒看到

By Belly
at 2022-01-20T00:47

啥小

By Selena
at 2022-01-21T22:25

看完答案來噓

By Frederica
at 2022-01-20T00:47

爛

By George
at 2022-01-21T22:25

幹！是在講啥小答案

By Xanthe
at 2022-01-20T00:47

插錯洞

By Enid
at 2022-01-21T22:25

你這人個性是不是有問題

By Zanna
at 2022-01-20T00:47

...

By Agatha
at 2022-01-21T22:25

莫名其妙

By Ina
at 2022-01-20T00:47

承認你自己就是GTO來廣告的

By George
at 2022-01-21T22:25

？？？

By Poppy
at 2022-01-20T00:47

因為你就是白髮大叔

By Brianna
at 2022-01-21T22:25

因為是他孫女

By Cara
at 2022-01-20T00:47

欠虛

By Anthony
at 2022-01-21T22:25

補噓

By Liam
at 2022-01-20T00:47

GTO麻辣鮮師？

By Edward Lewis
at 2022-01-21T22:25

喔

By Freda
at 2022-01-20T00:47

大叔是強姦犯這種爛答案是三小推文的答案還比較有趣

By Victoria
at 2022-01-21T22:25

廢文

By Zanna
at 2022-01-20T00:47

海龜湯故事不是都很驚悚嗎

By Una
at 2022-01-21T22:25

真的還蠻爛的

By Frederic
at 2022-01-20T00:47

所以是什麼

By John
at 2022-01-21T22:25

馬的廢

By Linda
at 2022-01-20T00:47

茶妹的媽媽要拿一筆錢給外地工作的女兒, 媽媽並不知道
女兒在賣茶. 媽媽得知鄰居要去茶妹所在的縣市之後, 便
拜託鄰居送錢給女兒, 並告知女兒的工作地點跟特徵. 鄰
居到了女兒工作地點後一時沒找到人, 想說先鬆一下. 結
果做到一半發現茶妹就是要找的人. 又不敢說出實情, 只
好放下錢烙跑...

By Wallis
at 2022-01-21T22:25

每日任務

By Oliver
at 2022-01-20T00:47

滾

By Mason
at 2022-01-21T22:25

無聊的爛文章，自己的幻想文還要發兩篇

By Charlie
at 2022-01-20T00:47

業配

By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2022-01-21T22:25

恩

By Susan
at 2022-01-20T00:47

0分海龜

By Barb Cronin
at 2022-01-21T22:25

看一次噓一次

By Barb Cronin
at 2022-01-20T00:47

其實只是時間到！！

By Suhail Hany
at 2022-01-21T22:25

共沙小

By Zora
at 2022-01-20T00:47

By Caroline
at 2022-01-21T22:25

補ㄒㄩ

By Barb Cronin
at 2022-01-20T00:47

這麼大家那麼凶？幫補血
抱歉按錯了，以為按紅色有補到血

By Christine
at 2022-01-21T22:25

廢文

By Quanna
at 2022-01-20T00:47

問你幾梯的

By Kama
at 2022-01-21T22:25

你他媽怎麼會覺得自己答案很合理自我感覺真良好

By Margaret
at 2022-01-20T00:47

答案在哪裡?

By Linda
at 2022-01-21T22:25

無聊

By Kama
at 2022-01-20T00:47

……

By Olivia
at 2022-01-21T22:25

BJ4

By Blanche
at 2022-01-20T00:47

哈哈

By Caroline
at 2022-01-21T22:25

爛

By William
at 2022-01-20T00:47

...

By Callum
at 2022-01-21T22:25

蛤？

By Daniel
at 2022-01-20T00:47

沒感覺，好像在交功課

By Caitlin
at 2022-01-21T22:25

。

By George
at 2022-01-20T00:47

答案咧？

By Olive
at 2022-01-21T22:25

笑死，下面爆噓一排

By Yuri
at 2022-01-20T00:47

一堆人不懂海龜湯怎麼玩嗎？

By Susan
at 2022-01-21T22:25

補血

By Kelly
at 2022-01-20T00:47

不噓不行

By Ethan
at 2022-01-21T22:25

答案到底在哪裡

By Sandy
at 2022-01-20T00:47

所以答案是啥

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