含肉棒 - 成人話題討論

Jake avatar
By Jake
at 2015-06-23T18:44

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剛剛問女友
妳覺得我的肉棒好吃嘛
女友回說 中上 哈哈哈哈呵呵呵
但我是女友的初戀情人啊..

西斯點
有次女友吃肉棒時
我要求口爆
女友說 別射太多 會卡在喉嚨


可是
我從來沒玩過口爆啊
好綠
可以有綠皮卡丘嘛..

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All Comments

Emma avatar
By Emma
at 2015-06-24T23:00
下面是第一次，嘴巴是第n次
Anonymous avatar
By Anonymous
at 2015-06-26T03:15
不要跟你的左右手自言自語好嗎？
Kristin avatar
By Kristin
at 2015-06-27T07:31
我最喜歡自慰後射嘴裡
Joe avatar
By Joe
at 2015-06-28T11:47
(0,255,0)
Queena avatar
By Queena
at 2015-06-29T16:02
真的綠綠的
Joseph avatar
By Joseph
at 2015-06-30T20:18
期待著一個幸運
Skylar DavisLinda avatar
By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2015-07-02T00:34
今天還是處__
Joseph avatar
By Joseph
at 2015-07-03T04:49
工作上不放感情
Oliver avatar
By Oliver
at 2015-07-04T09:05
還不去洗手
Ursula avatar
By Ursula
at 2015-07-05T13:21
額 好綠 第一個還好但第二個XD
Charlotte avatar
By Charlotte
at 2015-07-06T17:37
#00FF00
應該是你初戀，但她早就玩透啦
Eartha avatar
By Eartha
at 2015-07-07T21:52
初戀，但有很多ㄆ友？拍拍^_^
Puput avatar
By Puput
at 2015-07-09T02:08
已開發的女友，可遇不可求!
Una avatar
By Una
at 2015-07-10T06:24
綠光罩頂
Leila avatar
By Leila
at 2015-07-11T10:39
綠光超人 4IN1?
Agatha avatar
By Agatha
at 2015-07-12T14:55
明顯綠
Ethan avatar
By Ethan
at 2015-07-13T19:11
我看成你吃女友肉棒 哈哈哈哈 （ 啊顏色符合---綠
Hamiltion avatar
By Hamiltion
at 2015-07-14T23:26
你的ID 好屌XD
Quintina avatar
By Quintina
at 2015-07-16T03:42
滿好笑的
Audriana avatar
By Audriana
at 2015-07-17T07:58
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Ingrid avatar
By Ingrid
at 2015-07-18T12:14
8=============D
John avatar
By John
at 2015-07-19T16:29
QQ
Edith avatar
By Edith
at 2015-07-20T20:45
摸摸豬不用準備期末膩？
Lauren avatar
By Lauren
at 2015-07-22T01:01
你確定她是處? 才比較有可能是第一個阿
Franklin avatar
By Franklin
at 2015-07-23T05:16
要ㄚ 還有兩科！！！！慘
Sandy avatar
By Sandy
at 2015-07-24T09:32
給個綠
Harry avatar
By Harry
at 2015-07-25T13:48
％％％％％％％％％％％％％％％％％％％％
Edith avatar
By Edith
at 2015-07-26T18:03
不要想太多 妳女友可能是假設性的說射太多可能卡喉嚨
啦XD
Freda avatar
By Freda
at 2015-07-27T22:19
他一定說看牙醫會卡很多在喉嚨啦 不過就是綠蠵龜去了
Susan avatar
By Susan
at 2015-07-29T02:35
綠
Charlotte avatar
By Charlotte
at 2015-07-30T06:51
不忍噓 綠綠der
Enid avatar
By Enid
at 2015-07-31T11:06
綠綠der
James avatar
By James
at 2015-08-01T15:22
好綠喔喔喔喔喔 <⊙}}}}}€
Regina avatar
By Regina
at 2015-08-02T19:38
技術性處女，看你能不能接受囉
Rachel avatar
By Rachel
at 2015-08-03T23:53
初戀情人之前是不能有床伴逆XD
Elma avatar
By Elma
at 2015-08-05T04:09
臉黑黑的 帽子綠綠的
Michael avatar
By Michael
at 2015-08-06T08:25
綠推
Adele avatar
By Adele
at 2015-08-07T12:40
顏色正確。
Sierra Rose avatar
By Sierra Rose
at 2015-08-08T16:56
綠
Emily avatar
By Emily
at 2015-08-09T21:12
綠啊不然
Enid avatar
By Enid
at 2015-08-11T01:28
超綠 XD
Ingrid avatar
By Ingrid
at 2015-08-12T05:43
你醒了嗎？你沒有女友，只有沾滿洨的雙手
Victoria avatar
By Victoria
at 2015-08-13T09:59
別射太多 會卡在指甲縫
Frederica avatar
By Frederica
at 2015-08-14T14:15
綠光罩頂
Tristan Cohan avatar
By Tristan Cohan
at 2015-08-15T18:30
00ff00
Zanna avatar
By Zanna
at 2015-08-16T22:46
女友在你之前已吃過ㄧ堆上上了
Carolina Franco avatar
By Carolina Franco
at 2015-08-18T03:02
你拿美乃滋 朝你喉嚨噴看看 是不是也會卡卡的
Zanna avatar
By Zanna
at 2015-08-19T07:17
愛滋56 給個綠
不要射肚臍，很難清
Jessica avatar
By Jessica
at 2015-08-20T11:33
還 蠻 屌 的 屌 爆 了
Hedwig avatar
By Hedwig
at 2015-08-21T15:49
綠到有點亮
Quintina avatar
By Quintina
at 2015-08-22T20:05
顏色正確
Dinah avatar
By Dinah
at 2015-08-24T00:20
抓到了是綠的!
Joe avatar
By Joe
at 2015-08-25T04:36
顏色正確
Anonymous avatar
By Anonymous
at 2015-08-26T08:52
Good
Mason avatar
By Mason
at 2015-08-27T13:07
男友是男友，砲友是砲友，公私分明的女生我欣賞
Suhail Hany avatar
By Suhail Hany
at 2015-08-28T17:23
真的滿綠的，拍拍
Franklin avatar
By Franklin
at 2015-08-29T21:39
中上...就表示她有比較的
Brianna avatar
By Brianna
at 2015-08-31T01:54
炮友不算阿
Jake avatar
By Jake
at 2015-09-01T06:10
餐廳廚師親自問你菜好吃嗎？說中上其實已經是難吃吧
William avatar
By William
at 2015-09-02T10:26
XDDDD拍拍
Megan avatar
By Megan
at 2015-09-03T14:42
嘖嘖XD
Hamiltion avatar
By Hamiltion
at 2015-09-04T18:57
56不滅
Rachel avatar
By Rachel
at 2015-09-05T23:13
上上...中上 你女友使用了九品棒棒法的等級概念
看來她是這方面的行家
Oscar avatar
By Oscar
at 2015-09-07T03:29
搞不好人家理論點滿無實戰經驗啊你誤會人家惹XD
Mary avatar
By Mary
at 2015-09-08T07:44
男友你是第一個，其他朋友你就不是第一了~
Vanessa avatar
By Vanessa
at 2015-09-09T12:00
顏色正確
Olga avatar
By Olga
at 2015-09-10T16:16
有點可憐綠綠der
Oscar avatar
By Oscar
at 2015-09-11T20:31
超綠不忍噓
Annie avatar
By Annie
at 2015-09-13T00:47
哈哈哈
Necoo avatar
By Necoo
at 2015-09-14T05:03
綠光來了
Joe avatar
By Joe
at 2015-09-15T09:19
綠綠der
Callum avatar
By Callum
at 2015-09-16T13:34
顏色正確
Caitlin avatar
By Caitlin
at 2015-09-17T17:50
呵呵這篇很短但很好笑
Skylar DavisLinda avatar
By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2015-09-18T22:06
妳真的是綠爆了!!
Dinah avatar
By Dinah
at 2015-09-20T02:21
綠綠的
Jessica avatar
By Jessica
at 2015-09-21T06:37
又沒規定男女朋友才能作愛
Dorothy avatar
By Dorothy
at 2015-09-22T10:53
幫你補綠色
Caitlin avatar
By Caitlin
at 2015-09-23T15:08
阿你不是都知道你女友跟他學長上過床了...
來鬧的喔，廢文
Agnes avatar
By Agnes
at 2015-09-24T19:24
不然你以爲他哪來的錢繳房租?
Brianna avatar
By Brianna
at 2015-09-25T23:40
眼色正確
Necoo avatar
By Necoo
at 2015-09-27T03:56
綠的徹底啊～
Irma avatar
By Irma
at 2015-09-28T08:11
男友一位 炮友N位
Dorothy avatar
By Dorothy
at 2015-09-29T12:27
恭喜變身浩克
Aaliyah avatar
By Aaliyah
at 2015-09-30T16:43
上次她跟我說我只有中而已QQ
Iris avatar
By Iris
at 2015-10-01T20:58
扣連

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