吃魚喝茶要聊什麼比較不會尷尬? - 成人話題討論

William avatar
By William
at 2022-01-26T13:49

Table of Contents

※ 引述《luobo (u靈ㄟ蘿蔔)》之銘言:
: 吃魚被本魯視為解鎖人生必要成就之一
: 最近GTO剛好發廣告給我
: 幾天後要約,沒經驗的我想請教前輩們
: 剛開始跟妹都聊什麼話題才比較不會尷尬能夠進入氣氛呢?
: 有建議的內容嗎?麻煩提供,感謝

如果本身不是很會聊天的人可以參考一下
我在三年前有一位一個月只見一次面的男生,他不太會聊天所以乾脆直接不講話。

如果我有提問他會跟我聊一下,或者做事的時候會念念有詞,例如:開車的時候看到什麼
有趣的東西就會提一下,總之不要硬聊反而還比較舒服

因為他很喜歡喝酒所以喝完酒話會比較多,但都有點醉了說什麼都不會很尷尬,
總歸都是要打砲那些肉麻的情話可以邊插邊講,感覺還比較正常畢竟是在那個當下嗎雖然
一個月只約一次但是也持續了一年

啊雖然我不是魚

好啦上禮拜有人沒上車,信箱直接爆掉
信件多到我連睡覺都在打字
以下開放上車不要再寄信摧殘我了

-願望是不會成真的,這世上只有等價交換

「這次再說沒看到,下次沒有露奶照」


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Tags: 成人

All Comments

Jacob avatar
By Jacob
at 2022-01-26T18:20
這不就我愛肥宅那位
John avatar
By John
at 2022-01-26T22:51
還好上次有劃位
Ida avatar
By Ida
at 2022-01-27T03:21
不錯 屁股有肉
Olivia avatar
By Olivia
at 2022-01-27T07:52
有圖給推
Callum avatar
By Callum
at 2022-01-27T12:23
等露奶照
Hamiltion avatar
By Hamiltion
at 2022-01-27T16:53
屁屁照很讚 上禮拜要成為妳信徒 已寄信
Delia avatar
By Delia
at 2022-01-27T21:24
0.0/
Quintina avatar
By Quintina
at 2022-01-28T01:54
可惡
這個屁股很讚耶
意圖使人瘋狂衝撞
Ethan avatar
By Ethan
at 2022-01-28T06:25
床包跟我同款 好讚
Leila avatar
By Leila
at 2022-01-28T10:56
Elvira avatar
By Elvira
at 2022-01-28T15:26
讚喔
Callum avatar
By Callum
at 2022-01-28T19:57
直接修杆有這麼困難,台男有事?
John avatar
By John
at 2022-01-29T00:27
硬爆
Ethan avatar
By Ethan
at 2022-01-29T04:58
拍照姿勢很厲害
Rae avatar
By Rae
at 2022-01-29T09:29
有跟有推
Rae avatar
By Rae
at 2022-01-29T13:59
還有一個問題是 這都誰拍的阿?
Lily avatar
By Lily
at 2022-01-29T18:30
已寄信插隊
Connor avatar
By Connor
at 2022-01-29T23:01
意圖使人(給)推
Dora avatar
By Dora
at 2022-01-30T03:31
讚 樓下寄信了 01/26 14:46
Odelette avatar
By Odelette
at 2022-01-30T08:02
我可以報名嗎?
Andy avatar
By Andy
at 2022-01-30T12:32
老婆我愛妳
Emily avatar
By Emily
at 2022-01-30T17:03
好讚的屁股 卡位
Lily avatar
By Lily
at 2022-01-30T21:34
過年返鄉列車出發嘍 gogo
Una avatar
By Una
at 2022-01-31T02:04
寄了 哥做口碑的...拜託回我
Bennie avatar
By Bennie
at 2022-01-31T06:35
為什麼黑黑的
Tracy avatar
By Tracy
at 2022-01-31T11:05
寄了回我
Ingrid avatar
By Ingrid
at 2022-01-31T15:36
瘦~
Rachel avatar
By Rachel
at 2022-01-31T20:07
才這樣是當我們沒看過女人的祼體逆!(按右鍵下載)
Olga avatar
By Olga
at 2022-02-01T00:37
Jessica avatar
By Jessica
at 2022-02-01T05:08
讚啦
Hedy avatar
By Hedy
at 2022-02-01T09:39
這拍照姿勢好優
Rebecca avatar
By Rebecca
at 2022-02-01T14:09
宅宅求圖 大德站內信我好嗎?
Ethan avatar
By Ethan
at 2022-02-01T18:40
再啦,有圖一定要推
Caitlin avatar
By Caitlin
at 2022-02-01T23:10
新竹HTC複習一下
Delia avatar
By Delia
at 2022-02-02T03:41
已羨慕
Ursula avatar
By Ursula
at 2022-02-02T08:12
再啦....
Eartha avatar
By Eartha
at 2022-02-02T12:42
這小奶我想揉
Doris avatar
By Doris
at 2022-02-02T17:13
推屁股
Linda avatar
By Linda
at 2022-02-02T21:44
喔喔喔喔喔喔
Michael avatar
By Michael
at 2022-02-03T02:14
小屁股我來 01/26 15:46
Bethany avatar
By Bethany
at 2022-02-03T06:45
哦哦哦哦哦 跟到了
Steve avatar
By Steve
at 2022-02-03T11:15
什麼都你來 哪時候輪到我來
Barb Cronin avatar
By Barb Cronin
at 2022-02-03T15:46
??
Daph Bay avatar
By Daph Bay
at 2022-02-03T20:17
偷拍還上貼上ptt?
James avatar
By James
at 2022-02-04T00:47
姿勢100
Isla avatar
By Isla
at 2022-02-04T05:18
跟到給推~ 大腿很美~
Franklin avatar
By Franklin
at 2022-02-04T09:48
單挑啊幹
Suhail Hany avatar
By Suhail Hany
at 2022-02-04T14:19
可惡啊好可惡啊
Edward Lewis avatar
By Edward Lewis
at 2022-02-04T18:50
肥宅來了,但是我沒看新番
Dora avatar
By Dora
at 2022-02-04T23:20
意思是聊天直接開口問要不要來約是嗎XDDDD
Regina avatar
By Regina
at 2022-02-05T03:51
太多人要的東西就沒那麼想要了
Kumar avatar
By Kumar
at 2022-02-05T08:22
上車可以坐到哪?
Tom avatar
By Tom
at 2022-02-05T12:52
推了
Bennie avatar
By Bennie
at 2022-02-05T17:23
寄信了
Ula avatar
By Ula
at 2022-02-05T21:53
上車
George avatar
By George
at 2022-02-06T02:24
已嗶悠遊卡
Catherine avatar
By Catherine
at 2022-02-06T06:55
再啦幹
Bennie avatar
By Bennie
at 2022-02-06T11:25
Kyle avatar
By Kyle
at 2022-02-06T15:56
單挑啦!
Annie avatar
By Annie
at 2022-02-06T11:56
塔塔開,塔塔開
Callum avatar
By Callum
at 2022-02-06T16:27
再拉幹
Lily avatar
By Lily
at 2022-02-06T11:56
再啦,再再再再罰寫一百次
Agatha avatar
By Agatha
at 2022-02-06T16:27
這身材...有種來單挑!
Xanthe avatar
By Xanthe
at 2022-02-06T11:56
還有車位嗎
Anthony avatar
By Anthony
at 2022-02-06T16:27
被擠下車...
Ethan avatar
By Ethan
at 2022-02-06T11:56
我也寄了!
Queena avatar
By Queena
at 2022-02-06T16:27
姊寄了回我
Ula avatar
By Ula
at 2022-02-06T11:56
Frederic avatar
By Frederic
at 2022-02-06T16:27
有看有推
Charlie avatar
By Charlie
at 2022-02-06T11:56
推了
Anthony avatar
By Anthony
at 2022-02-06T16:27
你可以跟HTC野火機妹一樣邊做邊聊嗎?看到那片笑死
Jacob avatar
By Jacob
at 2022-02-06T11:56
不能不推
Barb Cronin avatar
By Barb Cronin
at 2022-02-06T16:27
噁~~~
Ivy avatar
By Ivy
at 2022-02-06T11:56
一個月才一次…
Olive avatar
By Olive
at 2022-02-06T16:27
再啦!好煩歐!
Lydia avatar
By Lydia
at 2022-02-06T11:56
妹子誠意超棒,屁屁又抬高高,棒棒的
Robert avatar
By Robert
at 2022-02-06T16:27
Lily avatar
By Lily
at 2022-02-06T11:56
還不寄爆妳!!
Ophelia avatar
By Ophelia
at 2022-02-06T16:27
睡覺的時候要怎麼打字?
Zenobia avatar
By Zenobia
at 2022-02-06T11:56
Rachel avatar
By Rachel
at 2022-02-06T16:27
想上車 已寄信
Eden avatar
By Eden
at 2022-02-06T11:56
回信好快!
Zora avatar
By Zora
at 2022-02-06T16:27
再啦 乾
Andrew avatar
By Andrew
at 2022-02-06T11:56
PK.....
Joseph avatar
By Joseph
at 2022-02-06T16:27
屁屁借我雙手扶可以嗎
Elvira avatar
By Elvira
at 2022-02-06T11:56
很會拍
Sierra Rose avatar
By Sierra Rose
at 2022-02-06T16:27
讚,這姿勢太棒了
Heather avatar
By Heather
at 2022-02-06T11:56
已寄信!
Ida avatar
By Ida
at 2022-02-06T16:27
暈了
Charlotte avatar
By Charlotte
at 2022-02-06T11:56
小夜燈好用嗎?
Todd Johnson avatar
By Todd Johnson
at 2022-02-06T16:27
那個是馬賽克嗎?想把它吹走
Rebecca avatar
By Rebecca
at 2022-02-06T11:56
寄信了,麻煩回覆
William avatar
By William
at 2022-02-06T16:27
已寄信
Necoo avatar
By Necoo
at 2022-02-06T11:56
我又想歪了,
Callum avatar
By Callum
at 2022-02-06T16:27
寄了,排隊中
Agnes avatar
By Agnes
at 2022-02-06T11:56
nice
Eartha avatar
By Eartha
at 2022-02-06T16:27
已寄信XD
Faithe avatar
By Faithe
at 2022-02-06T11:56
優質好文
Kelly avatar
By Kelly
at 2022-02-06T16:27
寄了
Cara avatar
By Cara
at 2022-02-06T11:56
這屁股讚
Frederica avatar
By Frederica
at 2022-02-06T16:27
i feel better
Ina avatar
By Ina
at 2022-02-06T11:56
推妳放照片,只是內褲太醜像生理褲
Isabella avatar
By Isabella
at 2022-02-06T16:27
推~
Franklin avatar
By Franklin
at 2022-02-06T11:56
今天生意好嗎
Aaliyah avatar
By Aaliyah
at 2022-02-06T16:27
已寄
Joe avatar
By Joe
at 2022-02-06T11:56
好美的屁股
Odelette avatar
By Odelette
at 2022-02-06T16:27
不是魚 但是被包養 有差嗎?
Candice avatar
By Candice
at 2022-02-06T11:56
推 有圖
Aaliyah avatar
By Aaliyah
at 2022-02-06T16:27
Edwina avatar
By Edwina
at 2022-02-06T11:56
再啦幹
Damian avatar
By Damian
at 2022-02-06T16:27
信箱又爆了
Ursula avatar
By Ursula
at 2022-02-06T11:56
啊嘶
Ivy avatar
By Ivy
at 2022-02-06T16:27
好屁股
Sandy avatar
By Sandy
at 2022-02-06T11:56
讚啦
Aaliyah avatar
By Aaliyah
at 2022-02-06T16:27
已站內,莫辜負
Michael avatar
By Michael
at 2022-02-06T11:56
讚啦
Heather avatar
By Heather
at 2022-02-06T16:27
已寄信
Candice avatar
By Candice
at 2022-02-06T11:56
有剃毛嗎?
Agnes avatar
By Agnes
at 2022-02-06T16:27
誘惑
Kyle avatar
By Kyle
at 2022-02-06T11:56
想開車了
Suhail Hany avatar
By Suhail Hany
at 2022-02-06T16:27
已寄信
Ethan avatar
By Ethan
at 2022-02-06T11:56
我沒上車啊!我還沒上車啊!
Ophelia avatar
By Ophelia
at 2022-02-06T16:27
露這麼少一堆台男真的下西下種
Yedda avatar
By Yedda
at 2022-02-06T11:56
正妹
Robert avatar
By Robert
at 2022-02-06T16:27
這次再說沒看到,下次沒有露奶照
Skylar Davis avatar
By Skylar Davis
at 2022-02-06T11:56
痾 推特一堆露更多更猛的 不想看 謝謝妳喔 嘻嘻
Jack avatar
By Jack
at 2022-02-06T16:27
那箇要怎麼買車票呢
Carolina Franco avatar
By Carolina Franco
at 2022-02-06T11:56
為了讓妳回我信,我決定等這批風頭過後再寄信
Genevieve avatar
By Genevieve
at 2022-02-06T16:27
想看又愛嫌 好扯 姐姐回我0.0
Caitlin avatar
By Caitlin
at 2022-02-06T11:56
啊我覺得很棒啊 色氣滿點
Zanna avatar
By Zanna
at 2022-02-06T16:27
三仟佳麗也比不上妳
Irma avatar
By Irma
at 2022-02-06T11:56
這好
Caitlin avatar
By Caitlin
at 2022-02-06T16:27
求上車
Hedy avatar
By Hedy
at 2022-02-06T11:56
看到了!
Lucy avatar
By Lucy
at 2022-02-06T16:27
求上車
Erin avatar
By Erin
at 2022-02-06T11:56
終於上車了,感動
Andrew avatar
By Andrew
at 2022-02-06T16:27
上車啦
Eden avatar
By Eden
at 2022-02-06T11:56
就是魚
Olivia avatar
By Olivia
at 2022-02-06T16:27
這姿勢我會用心撞,選我嗎~
Kelly avatar
By Kelly
at 2022-02-06T11:56
卡位
Gilbert avatar
By Gilbert
at 2022-02-06T16:27
上車+1 thx and happy new year
Wallis avatar
By Wallis
at 2022-02-06T11:56
身材超好
Robert avatar
By Robert
at 2022-02-06T16:27
上車啦好感動。現在努力當宅男還來得及嗎
Michael avatar
By Michael
at 2022-02-06T11:56
求上車~~
Rebecca avatar
By Rebecca
at 2022-02-06T16:27
我是倒過來...一開始很多話,後面都不講話
處女座說悶燒?我反而是相反
Xanthe avatar
By Xanthe
at 2022-02-06T11:56
屁股好扁
Kristin avatar
By Kristin
at 2022-02-06T16:27
已寄信 想上車
Belly avatar
By Belly
at 2022-02-06T11:56
推 不需要硬聊
Barb Cronin avatar
By Barb Cronin
at 2022-02-06T16:27
這篇文讓我睡了一場好覺
Carolina Franco avatar
By Carolina Franco
at 2022-02-06T11:56
附圖給推
William avatar
By William
at 2022-02-06T16:27
感謝回信
Anonymous avatar
By Anonymous
at 2022-02-06T11:56
po這種跟沒po一樣
James avatar
By James
at 2022-02-06T16:27
有得看就很棒了,respect
Lydia avatar
By Lydia
at 2022-02-06T11:56
讚讚
Victoria avatar
By Victoria
at 2022-02-06T16:27
感謝betty大,稍微回味了西斯板榮景
Ula avatar
By Ula
at 2022-02-06T11:56
求上車~
David avatar
By David
at 2022-02-06T16:27
謝謝你了
Oscar avatar
By Oscar
at 2022-02-06T11:56
硬拉 硬硬兇弟
Daph Bay avatar
By Daph Bay
at 2022-02-06T16:27
寄了三封喔!
Rachel avatar
By Rachel
at 2022-02-06T11:56
感謝開車 不過不知道肥宅我能拿什麼交換
Selena avatar
By Selena
at 2022-02-06T16:27
已寄信XD
Joseph avatar
By Joseph
at 2022-02-06T11:56
上車啦
Michael avatar
By Michael
at 2022-02-06T16:27
上車+1,還在想信要寫什麼XD
Andrew avatar
By Andrew
at 2022-02-06T11:56
我寄了 可以回我嗎~
Iris avatar
By Iris
at 2022-02-06T16:27
寄了回我
Sarah avatar
By Sarah
at 2022-02-06T11:56
回我回我啊~~~
Iris avatar
By Iris
at 2022-02-06T16:27
上車上車
Todd Johnson avatar
By Todd Johnson
at 2022-02-06T11:56
寄了寄了!
Poppy avatar
By Poppy
at 2022-02-06T16:27
上車上車
Lily avatar
By Lily
at 2022-02-06T11:56
謝謝招待,屁股阿斯,顏騎萬歲
Una avatar
By Una
at 2022-02-06T16:27
過來!現在馬上!
Victoria avatar
By Victoria
at 2022-02-06T11:56
啊嘶..
Sandy avatar
By Sandy
at 2022-02-06T16:27
上車上車
Donna avatar
By Donna
at 2022-02-06T11:56
上車
Margaret avatar
By Margaret
at 2022-02-06T16:27
特大號阿姨內褲來啦
Linda avatar
By Linda
at 2022-02-06T11:56
上車
Harry avatar
By Harry
at 2022-02-06T16:27
摸我的胸口,妳會感覺到我的熱情車票
Rae avatar
By Rae
at 2022-02-06T11:56
欸不是 跟上次的不一樣
我要看的是上次的啦吼
Kama avatar
By Kama
at 2022-02-06T16:27
上跑車
Tristan Cohan avatar
By Tristan Cohan
at 2022-02-06T11:56
感謝大大無私分享
Andy avatar
By Andy
at 2022-02-06T16:27
完全避開弱點,蒸蚌!
Elma avatar
By Elma
at 2022-02-06T11:56
終於上到車了
Sarah avatar
By Sarah
at 2022-02-06T16:27
下次改倒立吧
Hamiltion avatar
By Hamiltion
at 2022-02-06T11:56
拜託回我!
George avatar
By George
at 2022-02-06T16:27
感覺不出跟魚哪裡不同
George avatar
By George
at 2022-02-06T11:56
包養不也是賣?一樣是收錢給人幹
Kumar avatar
By Kumar
at 2022-02-06T16:27
極簡房間看起來金舒適
Ula avatar
By Ula
at 2022-02-06T11:56
卡位
Oscar avatar
By Oscar
at 2022-02-06T16:27
這屁股蛋普通而已
Frederic avatar
By Frederic
at 2022-02-06T11:56
Gilbert avatar
By Gilbert
at 2022-02-06T16:27
讚死啦
Regina avatar
By Regina
at 2022-02-06T11:56
屁股要再練一下深蹲 會比較好看
Emma avatar
By Emma
at 2022-02-06T16:27
寄了,回我
Hardy avatar
By Hardy
at 2022-02-06T11:56
寄了姐姐我要上車 55555
Agatha avatar
By Agatha
at 2022-02-06T16:27
我還沒上車啊
Jacky avatar
By Jacky
at 2022-02-06T11:56
想抖內妳,怎麼聯絡?
Madame avatar
By Madame
at 2022-02-06T16:27
卡位上車
Zora avatar
By Zora
at 2022-02-06T11:56
上車+1
Agatha avatar
By Agatha
at 2022-02-06T16:27
有人還沒上車啊
Delia avatar
By Delia
at 2022-02-06T11:56
管別人怎麼說~先卡位上車
Catherine avatar
By Catherine
at 2022-02-06T16:27
拜託上到車
Anthony avatar
By Anthony
at 2022-02-06T11:56
寄了,回我
Bennie avatar
By Bennie
at 2022-02-06T16:27
上車+1
Steve avatar
By Steve
at 2022-02-06T11:56
太美
Audriana avatar
By Audriana
at 2022-02-06T16:27
我也要上車
Sarah avatar
By Sarah
at 2022-02-06T11:56
卡上車
Vanessa avatar
By Vanessa
at 2022-02-06T16:27
上車+1
Hazel avatar
By Hazel
at 2022-02-06T11:56
現在上車還來得及嗎!
Anonymous avatar
By Anonymous
at 2022-02-06T16:27
上車++
Edwina avatar
By Edwina
at 2022-02-06T11:56
來寄信添香油錢囉
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By Puput
at 2022-02-06T16:27
求上車
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By Caroline
at 2022-02-06T11:56
求上車 虎年虎虎虎
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By Xanthe
at 2022-02-06T16:27
求上車!
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By Lucy
at 2022-02-06T11:56
這車炸了
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By Zenobia
at 2022-02-06T16:27
求上
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By Edward Lewis
at 2022-02-06T11:56
求上車+ㄢ
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By Ula
at 2022-02-06T16:27
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邊抽差邊做其他事情

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By Jake
at 2022-01-26T12:48
※ 引述《dog9527 (致命病毒)》之銘言: : 昨天跟女友打砲到一半時 : 女友突然說她口有點渴 : 可是又不想要拔出來 : 於是我們就一邊維持後入的姿勢 : 一邊就這樣兩人四腳走到冰箱 : 然後還一邊趁著她開冰箱時 : 又繼續動了起來 : 不知道為什麼覺得很有趣 : 印象中看片子還有看過邊接電話的 : ...

男生被口交是不是蠻危險的=・=

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By Olive
at 2022-01-26T12:44
※ 引述《vigorhsieh ( )》之銘言: : 以前覺得被女生含住感覺很爽,最近Josh的新聞事件讓我重新思考這個問題 : 「把命根子放進對方嘴巴裡」 : 這件事其實是非常危險的對吧 : 尤其對方如果跟你吵架爭執過,斷捨離根本就在一念之間 : 有人跟我一樣對被口交開始感到害怕嗎? 唉唷~兄弟,免驚啦, ...

邊抽差邊做其他事情

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By Catherine
at 2022-01-26T12:01
昨天跟女友打砲到一半時 女友突然說她口有點渴 可是又不想要拔出來 於是我們就一邊維持後入的姿勢 一邊就這樣兩人四腳走到冰箱 然後還一邊趁著她開冰箱時 又繼續動了起來 不知道為什麼覺得很有趣 印象中看片子還有看過邊接電話的 不知道大家在活動的過程中還做過哪些事情 - ...

男生看到女生吞精都在想什麼?

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By Ursula
at 2022-01-26T10:52
吞精據說是女生所有行為中 數一數二會讓男生瞬間想疼愛的動作 畢竟洨那麼黏又那麼稠 還有超重的味道 跟感冒時的痰差不多感覺 女生吞精的時候 男生都在想什麼? - ...

炮前暖身

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By Xanthe
at 2022-01-26T01:59
落枕睡不著 只好來發廢文 以前曾經打砲之後有點閃到腰 估計是因為喝醉幹的時候用了對腰不太好的姿勢 之後就習慣事前做ㄧ小組暖身運動 除了基本的關節運動之外還會在沖澡時候做 下背肌伸展 坐姿體前彎 深蹲 弓箭步跟高壓腿 除此之外想請教板上大大神人 有沒有說想玩某些姿勢要特別做的暖身OUO - ...