到底哪個環節出錯了 - 成人話題討論

By Ingrid
at 2015-09-07T00:21

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晚安大家

之前看到了一堆約砲實例

看到我也想來試試看

就找了個妹子

首先當然是起手式

要不要做愛

可是我沒有史迪奇貼圖

所以省略這個步驟

http://i.imgur.com/oX1kegY.jpg

出乎我意料的是

對方傳來了一個史迪奇貼圖

http://i.imgur.com/pDEudgd.jpg

我心想啊斯幹我有機會了

就再問一次

http://i.imgur.com/UIYMXUs.jpg

阿母我要出運了~~~~~

結果…
…
…
…
…
…

http://i.imgur.com/7LPGElY.jpg

幹你娘的我還是被打槍

什麼<第一次約砲就上手>

<約砲教戰守則>

<史迪奇教你如何打炮>

幹你娘通通都是騙人的啦

—————————————————————
以下二更

嘖嘖看樣子果然還是要有貼圖

可是我又沒有史迪奇

只有…
http://i.imgur.com/VxXKl8y.jpg

耶美樂蒂超可愛的吧

一樣也有翹屁股

比藍色那隻東西可愛多了

結果…
…
…
…
…
…
http://i.imgur.com/joiOVXe.jpg

幹你娘的我不只被打槍

還被罵欸

幹連美樂蒂出馬了還是不行

難道真的只有史迪奇可以約到嗎
—————————————————————
以下三更

剛剛有人教我說

某些關鍵字也可以

我又試了一次

http://i.imgur.com/PVVXYlM.jpg

幹0糧母豬

我不只被拒絕還被屌嗆欸

而且我才要失落吧

幹妳哭三小啊

靠北這個也是

http://i.imgur.com/AnjqtbD.jpg

他媽的我打了一堆

都已讀

還換來一個蠢

幹沒有名人光環錯了嗎
—————————————————————
幹不更了啦

超挫折的欸

什麼人人生而平等

全部都他媽的放狗屁

有人隨便傳個貼圖

就有幹不完的砲

有人試了又試

換來的是無止盡的嘲諷

幹你娘處男注定一輩子處男就是了

http://i.imgur.com/tax3v76.jpg

連庫洛米都沒用欸

看那可愛的屁股還有尾巴

看到我都想直接當性幻想對象了

幹結果這女人居然叫我排隊欸

要幹她還要排隊欸

就差沒有抽號碼牌而已

幹砲還要排隊

這種事你們聽過嗎
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Tags: 做愛

All Comments

By Hazel
at 2015-09-08T01:51

開兩個帳號一定很辛苦還要買貼圖

By Delia
at 2015-09-09T03:20

要問賣修幹某，你太文雅了

By Rosalind
at 2015-09-10T04:50

她女友吧= =

By Madame
at 2015-09-11T06:20

首先你還要準備試用包

By Selena
at 2015-09-12T07:50

一樓XDDD

By Tom
at 2015-09-13T09:19

這是左右搏擊?

By Agatha
at 2015-09-14T10:49

沒有放大片gg

By Sandy
at 2015-09-15T12:19

有笑有推

By Valerie
at 2015-09-16T13:49

你淫了

By Candice
at 2015-09-17T15:18

way那邊我笑出來哈哈
why

By Ivy
at 2015-09-18T16:48

你是統一洋投華納的兄弟他是BAMBAM 你是便便

By Candice
at 2015-09-19T18:18

87 你這貼圖是另種的不是1010專用的

By Sarah
at 2015-09-20T19:48

我有走錯版嗎？哈哈哈

By Ivy
at 2015-09-21T21:17

哈哈哈哈哈哈哈有笑給推

By Daph Bay
at 2015-09-22T22:47

你帳號就錯啦，又沒有史迪騎，難怪你約不到，嫩

By Faithe
at 2015-09-24T00:17

幹超白痴哈哈哈
推你

By Catherine
at 2015-09-25T01:47

喔對記的去買放大片然後要參加系隊

By Kumar
at 2015-09-26T03:17

貼圖買錯了拉

By Joe
at 2015-09-27T04:46

會扭的史迪奇錯了嗎

By Joseph
at 2015-09-28T06:16

要人7啦笨蛋

By Kelly
at 2015-09-29T07:46

不然你以為1010怎麼約的~~~~

By Dorothy
at 2015-09-30T09:16

xDDD
超北七哈

By Ina
at 2015-10-01T10:45

內牛滿面
xDD

By Caitlin
at 2015-10-02T12:15

補推
嗑還是沒算惹

By Tracy
at 2015-10-03T13:45

你有戴放大片嗎？

By Emily
at 2015-10-04T15:15

就跟你說史迪騎才是無敵的，錢要花在刀口上啦，別再亂買

By Poppy
at 2015-10-05T16:44

超北七的 XD

By Belly
at 2015-10-06T18:14

可惡我也想玩

By Dora
at 2015-10-07T19:44

推放大片，快去買

By Andy
at 2015-10-08T21:14

沒有放大片要記的去日本訂做萬花桶寫倫眼的

By John
at 2015-10-09T22:44

想玩來報名

By Hedy
at 2015-10-11T00:13

太好笑了

By Selena
at 2015-10-12T01:43

哈哈哈，美樂蒂

By Caroline
at 2015-10-13T03:13

因為你台詞接錯了啊

By Wallis
at 2015-10-14T04:43

還要會寫文章啦～下一位

By Andrew
at 2015-10-15T06:12

87啊哈哈哈哈

By Gary
at 2015-10-16T07:42

http://imgur.com/ZFxtKiN
友情支援

By Ursula
at 2015-10-17T09:12

本來沒點圖點了之後動容哭了

By Ivy
at 2015-10-18T10:42

..........XDDDDDDDD

By Xanthe
at 2015-10-19T12:11

哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈

By Rachel
at 2015-10-20T13:41

1報名+1可是我只有免費貼圖，沒錢買史迪騎啦

By Bethany
at 2015-10-21T15:11

乾大家都習慣用這詞跟妹賴打招乎了啊我等等也來

By Cara
at 2015-10-22T16:41

有笑有推

By Gary
at 2015-10-23T18:10

這篇還滿經典的再推一次快笑死XDDDD

By Ophelia
at 2015-10-24T19:40

有笑有推

By Andy
at 2015-10-25T21:10

蠢死ㄌXDD

By Catherine
at 2015-10-26T22:40

有笑有推
樓上美腿

By Wallis
at 2015-10-28T00:10

愛ㄒㄒ

By Kumar
at 2015-10-29T01:39

By Lydia
at 2015-10-30T03:09

沒有史迪奇就失敗了，還問哪裡錯

By Suhail Hany
at 2015-10-31T04:39

你就沒名人光環啊XD

By Zanna
at 2015-11-01T06:09

史迪奇唯一解懂嗎？

By Zanna
at 2015-11-02T07:38

<3 !!!

By Odelette
at 2015-11-03T09:08

北七刺激

By Zenobia
at 2015-11-04T10:38

神獸XDDD

By Mia
at 2015-11-05T12:08

推加油史迪奇超好用

By Caitlin
at 2015-11-06T13:37

http://i.imgur.com/SbCJV5H.jpg

By Steve
at 2015-11-07T15:07

蚯蚓一直晃 XDD

By Frederica
at 2015-11-08T16:37

靠樓上是約到obov喔

By Eartha
at 2015-11-09T18:07

因為你沒有匿名信箱啊傻傻

By Hamiltion
at 2015-11-10T19:37

上面連結靠北喔XDDDDDDDDD

By Vanessa
at 2015-11-11T21:06

乾bambam的兄弟XDDD

By Emma
at 2015-11-12T22:36

你能約到obov算你行XDDDDDDDDDD

By Carol
at 2015-11-14T00:06

推實踐精神！

By Freda
at 2015-11-15T01:36

幹笑死xDDDDD

By Ivy
at 2015-11-16T03:05

有笑有推

By Belly
at 2015-11-17T04:35

哈哈

By Sandy
at 2015-11-18T06:05

笑死XDD

By Ophelia
at 2015-11-19T07:35

看完二更好想給你拍拍...

By Edith
at 2015-11-20T09:04

哈哈好鬧

By Candice
at 2015-11-21T10:34

煩耶XDD

By Sierra Rose
at 2015-11-22T12:04

太好笑了......

By Sandy
at 2015-11-23T13:34

推文的蚯蚓比較好笑XDD

By Dora
at 2015-11-24T15:03

以為你有抓住重點了結果還是美樂蒂沒新梗給噓

By Lucy
at 2015-11-25T16:33

你貼美樂蒂，代表你不尊重這個砲！

By Mason
at 2015-11-26T18:03

就是不把我們當婊兄弟

By Emma
at 2015-11-27T19:33

我快笑死

By Necoo
at 2015-11-28T21:03

約到obov 哈哈哈哈哈哈

By Heather
at 2015-11-29T22:32

這文章帶給我們很好的反思當想問人要不要做愛時我們

By Barb Cronin
at 2015-12-01T00:02

該拿什麼貼圖去面對？

By Doris
at 2015-12-02T01:32

XDDDDDD

By Heather
at 2015-12-03T03:02

哭哭剛有情報得知你的妹子被約走了你才約不到啦
還不快購入史迪麒

By Adele
at 2015-12-04T04:31

想買蚯蚓

By Lauren
at 2015-12-05T06:01

妹子忙著在吃港式飲茶啦排隊懂不懂

By Hardy
at 2015-12-06T07:31

笑死

By Olivia
at 2015-12-07T09:01

哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈好靠北

By Ethan
at 2015-12-08T10:30

推蚯蚓XD

By Victoria
at 2015-12-09T12:00

北七XDDDDDDDDDDD

By Carolina Franco
at 2015-12-10T13:30

Sent from my Android，結案。

By Charlotte
at 2015-12-11T15:00

蚯蚓救了這篇

By Ursula
at 2015-12-12T16:30

哈哈有笑到你學的不錯可能太歪了

By Annie
at 2015-12-13T17:59

被why打到笑點笑死XD

By Charlie
at 2015-12-14T19:29

好可愛哈哈哈有咖波耶<3

By Emma
at 2015-12-15T20:59

Why啥小啦哈哈哈哈XD

By Lydia
at 2015-12-16T22:29

XDDDDDDD

By Rebecca
at 2015-12-17T23:58

不忍噓

By Zenobia
at 2015-12-19T01:28

已哭

By Valerie
at 2015-12-20T02:58

靠盃半夜大笑XDDD

By Candice
at 2015-12-21T04:28

扌白扌白

By Sarah
at 2015-12-22T05:57

蚯蚓是三小啦xDDDD

By Suhail Hany
at 2015-12-23T07:27

好好笑

By Emily
at 2015-12-24T08:57

還是花錢去買死豬騎吧！

By Frederica
at 2015-12-25T10:27

那隻搖屁股的美樂蒂真可愛

By Ophelia
at 2015-12-26T11:56

本魯決定買了多謝元PO意圖使人買美樂蒂貼圖XD

By Ursula
at 2015-12-27T13:26

蚯蚓XDDDD

By Dora
at 2015-12-28T14:56

當版主最快

By Regina
at 2015-12-29T16:26

廢到笑哭了XD

By Brianna
at 2015-12-30T17:56

符合時事給推

By Ina
at 2015-12-31T19:25

XDDDD

By Thomas
at 2016-01-01T20:55

搖惡魔尾巴那隻好可愛。蚯蚓也很有喜感。

By Gilbert
at 2016-01-02T22:25

欣欣姐姐笑了

By Michael
at 2016-01-03T23:55

有笑給推

By Gilbert
at 2016-01-05T01:24

廢到笑了XDD

By Ivy
at 2016-01-06T02:54

有廢有推

By Agnes
at 2016-01-07T04:24

嗚嗚美樂蒂

By Skylar Davis
at 2016-01-08T05:54

求貼圖名稱，可愛想買XD

By Jack
at 2016-01-09T07:23

太好笑了推文更爆笑XDDD

By Iris
at 2016-01-10T08:53

快排隊抽號碼牌啊，可能一輩子破處就靠這次了

By Caroline
at 2016-01-11T10:23

蚯蚓超靠北

By Bethany
at 2016-01-12T11:53

求哭到滿手都是眼淚鼻涕那張圖

By Emily
at 2016-01-13T13:23

已哭推

By Ivy
at 2016-01-14T14:52

我也想要史迪奇

By Jacky
at 2016-01-15T16:22

你沒有寫創作文啊沒辦法啦

By Tristan Cohan
at 2016-01-16T17:52

http://i.imgur.com/MgpgF9B.jpg

By John
at 2016-01-17T19:22

笑死 XDDDDD

By Ingrid
at 2016-01-18T20:51

xDDDD

By Frederica
at 2016-01-19T22:21

笑炸

By Tom
at 2016-01-20T23:51

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Harry
at 2016-01-22T01:21

為什麼要更三次啦哈哈哈

By Lily
at 2016-01-23T02:50

笑死！推實驗精神！

By Susan
at 2016-01-24T04:20

XDDDDDD

By Connor
at 2016-01-25T05:50

笑死

By Necoo
at 2016-01-26T07:20

什麼時候來個專用貼圖?

By Yedda
at 2016-01-27T08:49

有笑有推

By Yedda
at 2016-01-28T10:19

XDDDDDD

By Una
at 2016-01-29T11:49

你沒用小新搖屁股！

By Olive
at 2016-01-30T13:19

排隊那個大頭照是奶圖耶！讚！

By Elma
at 2016-01-31T14:49

哈哈哈哈哈哈

By Quanna
at 2016-02-01T16:18

你都找同一個人一直問一直問一直問玩的不煩嗎= =

By Ida
at 2016-02-02T17:48

笑到肚子好痛XD

By Elma
at 2016-02-03T19:18

http://i.imgur.com/z3jj8O9.jpg
難過被打槍

By Dinah
at 2016-02-04T20:48

幹XDDDD

By Quanna
at 2016-02-05T22:17

================================瘋猛爽番顛舒暢!XD

By Jacky
at 2016-02-06T23:47

shahahahahahahaha

By Dinah
at 2016-02-08T01:17

幹笑死我wwwww

By Mary
at 2016-02-09T02:47

確定對方是妹子嗎XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Ingrid
at 2016-02-10T04:16

想跟上沒勇氣

By Jacky
at 2016-02-11T05:46

約不到的還是約不到

By Belly
at 2016-02-12T07:16

電子煙板朝聖推

By Zora
at 2016-02-13T08:46

http://m.imgur.com/oFZsmEU

By Isabella
at 2016-02-14T10:16

...

By Puput
at 2016-02-15T11:45

超好笑的XDDDDDDDDD

By Hedwig
at 2016-02-16T13:15

台灣的小孩真的很棒

By Jake
at 2016-02-17T14:45

By Olga
at 2016-02-18T16:15

求原po多出幾更（想看笑話

By Isla
at 2016-02-19T17:44

推，啥時成功再來分享吧！

By Candice
at 2016-02-20T19:14

笑瘋

By Yedda
at 2016-02-21T20:44

戴個放大片改名叫清明爺如何？

By Andrew
at 2016-02-22T22:14

笑死了啦哈哈哈哈哈哈快點買史迪奇

By Doris
at 2016-02-23T23:43

我只想推一樓阿XD

By Rachel
at 2016-02-25T01:13

很有才，有笑有推XDD

By Lucy
at 2016-02-26T02:43

好浪費錢！這樣不知道會不會被告http://i.imgur.com/Gn0XTo
P.jpg

By Enid
at 2016-02-27T04:13

哈哈哈哈

By Charlie
at 2016-02-28T05:42

應該是長相問題

By Anonymous
at 2016-02-29T07:12

太好笑了

By Rae
at 2016-03-01T08:42

.....太有Y

By Elvira
at 2016-03-02T10:12

笑了～

By Joe
at 2016-03-03T11:42

還是狠下買個史迪騎吧哈哈

By Hedda
at 2016-03-04T13:11

太好笑了哈哈哈

By Bennie
at 2016-03-05T14:41

XDDDDDDDD

By Kama
at 2016-03-06T16:11

太好笑XDDD

By Kyle
at 2016-03-07T17:41

乾，我笑死了啦XD

By Hazel
at 2016-03-08T19:10

快笑死哈哈哈哈

By Yuri
at 2016-03-09T20:40

幹我竟然知道是誰..龍你也行

By George
at 2016-03-10T22:10

哈哈哈哈XDDD

By Lily
at 2016-03-11T23:40

笑死XDDDDDD

By Ursula
at 2016-03-13T01:09

XDDDDDDDDDDD

By Mary
at 2016-03-14T02:39

靠笑死我了

By Damian
at 2016-03-15T04:09

有笑有推

By Olivia
at 2016-03-16T05:39

笑了

By Mary
at 2016-03-17T07:09

朝聖推XDDDDDDDD

By Olivia
at 2016-03-18T08:38

有笑有推

By Joe
at 2016-03-19T10:08

幹各種笑點快笑死

By Donna
at 2016-03-20T11:38

庫洛米好可愛哈哈

By Christine
at 2016-03-21T13:08

甜不辣忍者莫名好笑XD

By Hamiltion
at 2016-03-22T14:37

哈哈哈哈哈XDDDD

By James
at 2016-03-23T16:07

哈哈哈哈哈哈

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