森羅萬象的西斯板 - 成人話題討論

By Rachel
at 2015-09-06T22:01

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〔配樂〉迷い子〉http://goo.gl/nLmjU8〕

這個世界很遼闊，走在路上總會遇見一個人。

像是喜歡的女孩、想要做愛的女生、令人難忘的女人等等…。

什麼樣的人，是自己想要的呢？

這個問號撩撥了您的心，所以男人乘上了帆船，瀟灑的揚起帆來，

在 0 與 1 建構的黑色海洋中，開啟了大西斯時代。

雙馬尾的舔唇。

在清純之中，想要染上一絲淫穢，抹在她的嘴唇上。

http://i.imgur.com/ZBKxsRL.jpg

朋友之中不多人知道，其實我很喜歡貓。

打開門後，小小的貓兒，會翹起尾巴走過來看看自己。

大大的手，摸著溫馴的貓，這就是陪伴的感覺吧。

http://i.imgur.com/hVz9n1q.jpg

穿著寬鬆的 T 桖，讓人不禁遐想一番「裡面什麼都沒穿吧？」

也許您眼中的她，是這樣的模樣：

笑笑的望著您，一手拿著您也不懂的包裝，另一手拿著您還是不懂的瓶裝。

「欸、欸～　

　你要加什麼在裡面？」

http://i.imgur.com/aHs2dX2.jpg

我們都是吃著米飯長大的，卻有迴然不同的想法。

至從遇見喜歡的女孩後，對小屁屁就情有獨鍾。

http://i.imgur.com/Lh2wmyY.jpg

您不愛屁股蛋嗎？

我很喜歡喔。

臀部為何吸引目光，這是眾說紛紜的事情。

但我想是緊實的小屁屁，讓男人的想法浪漫了起來「可以夾住硬硬的圓柱體」。

http://i.imgur.com/DwYZQst.jpg

「胸部」大家都愛。

就像不會有人質疑「斷臂的維納斯」，為什麼會裸著上身一樣。

除了黃金分割的完美比例之外，女人的胸部是一種美。

所以無論那個時代的男人，都會這樣浪漫的想著：

「情不自禁看著乳溝，是一種美麗的藝術。」

http://i.imgur.com/OJJiSKm.jpg

我們都愛看，這是無庸置疑的事情。

有時候，您會遇見令人難忘的畫面。

「揉捏一手無法掌握的胸部，究竟是什麼感覺呢？」

http://i.imgur.com/JOqnOfG.jpg

其實是馬馬虎虎的觸感，我是這麼覺得。

時至今日，我們依然會對袒胸露乳的女人，「呀呼」（或著「哦呼」）一聲。

http://i.imgur.com/LHJPoTl.jpg

這時候男人的眼神很誠實，畢竟我們天生是欣賞美的藝術家。

遇見喜歡的女孩後，我喜歡看腿。

或許是因為她對自己的腿有自信吧，所以不知不覺中，也就喜歡這樣欣賞了。

http://i.imgur.com/p9Pvs1c.jpg

高中生的腿賞心悅目。

想想從屁股蛋白皙到腳跟的曲線…

http://i.imgur.com/7tcIUaS.jpg

這樣一路舔舐的味道，會是什麼樣的美味呢？

令人不禁嚥了一口口水。

抬頭仰望廣闊的藍天，微風吹起來很舒服。

這個森羅萬象的世界，您不乏遇見心動的人。

這樣的女人，怎能不淫一下呢？

http://i.imgur.com/owT0Vfx.jpg

那樣的女人，很想躍躍欲試。

是要先摸摸滑溜溜的大腿？還是揉揉柔軟的南半球？

http://i.imgur.com/b3WMYsG.jpg

男人在外面工作出生入死，所以下班後想要欲仙欲死，這是人之常情。

http://i.imgur.com/7qLTAzV.jpg

最後我們都想看女人嬌喘的模樣，然後用觸覺來感受對方。

故事到了這裡。

熙熙攘攘的西斯板，您會遇見各式各樣的人。

謊言怎麼說才真呢？

就是先騙自己謊話是真實的，這樣說出來就會令人深信不疑。

我的工作中，自己或許沒有半句真話。

為了保持良好關係，所以關心，這樣並不是真心；

為了給自己省麻煩，所以多擔些責任，

一來增加好感度、二來這樣累積的事蹟，對自己多多益善；

為了目的，所以選擇良善的手段。

即使有時謊言、阿諛奉承，只要薪資到手就好——。

（用錢買到我的能力與服務，合情合理。）

喜歡的女孩，她真的很美。

這是真話，因為我看了兩百多個女生後，才和她接洽（工作上）。

有時候一念之間，您必須花上十年的時間，才能面對自己的錯誤。

我和喜歡的女孩說了等了十年的真話，那是不光彩的過去，

但不知為何卻想要和她坦白。

所以我很喜歡她，因為我不能對她說謊，喜歡和她說真話。

原本彼此不曾認識的兩個人，有了突如其來的小小緣分。

也許妳會因為他人的甜言蜜語而動心；

也許妳會因為考驗而傷心，漸漸和我一樣選擇了假裝良善；

也許妳有了對的人，我會打從心底覺得那是好事。

每個人在西斯板尋求的事情不盡相同。

我賭了一把。

猜想她的朋友，或多或少會有人上 PTT，就不會錯過西斯板，

所以我回覆了各式各樣的文章，寫著「喜歡的女孩」。

如果有一天她會知道，那麼…　

代誌不是憨人想的那麼簡單。

這次我賭輸了，所以她不會知道，一直以來我寫著的女孩是她。

但我仍想謝謝她，讓自己雜亂無章的生活，漸漸井然有序。

也想和她說聲對不起，總覺得自己造成了她的麻煩與困擾。

在西斯板裡，有人擅用職權，假匿名想要真相的奶圖；

有人寫文章好劈腿與約砲，始亂終棄。

也有一個人，寫了一年多的文字，只為了喜歡的女孩…　想要靠近她一步。

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at 2016-04-23T23:43

推

By Susan
at 2016-04-25T05:15

push

By Olive
at 2016-04-26T10:46

硬

By Robert
at 2016-04-27T16:18

A圖王每次都讓我感動嗚嗚

By Rachel
at 2016-04-28T21:50

喜歡你的文字

By Frederic
at 2016-04-30T03:21

最喜歡A圖王惹>\\\\<

By Ethan
at 2016-05-01T08:53

感動推

By William
at 2016-05-02T14:25

邱君快告白啦>___<

By Ula
at 2016-05-03T19:56

推

By Belly
at 2016-05-05T01:28

必推啊啊啊

By Rebecca
at 2016-05-06T07:00

推

By Olive
at 2016-05-07T12:31

有NONO XDD

By Anonymous
at 2016-05-08T18:03

推

By Rachel
at 2016-05-09T23:35

原來你喜歡我！早點說嘛！

By Ina
at 2016-05-11T05:06

嗚嗚

By Andrew
at 2016-05-12T10:38

清流

By Ida
at 2016-05-13T16:10

好矯情的文…

By Kyle
at 2016-05-14T21:41

推

By Anthony
at 2016-05-16T03:13

我難過

By Valerie
at 2016-05-17T08:45

清流

By Necoo
at 2016-05-18T14:16

只能推了

By Steve
at 2016-05-19T19:48

推好文

By Hedwig
at 2016-05-21T01:20

勇敢一次

By Elizabeth
at 2016-05-22T06:51

清流推

By Steve
at 2016-05-23T12:23

最後一股清流

By Una
at 2016-05-24T17:55

先生不告白會後悔

By Vanessa
at 2016-05-25T23:26

推

By Hedwig
at 2016-05-27T04:58

衝了啦我等你很久了

By Hamiltion
at 2016-05-28T10:30

A團皇，萬歲

By Mason
at 2016-05-29T16:01

只能推了……好深情啊(⊙＿⊙)

By Steve
at 2016-05-30T21:33

QAQ A圖王讓我淚牛馬面了

By Aaliyah
at 2016-06-01T03:05

推

By Aaliyah
at 2016-06-02T08:36

感動欸

By Suhail Hany
at 2016-06-03T14:08

太感動媽的愛上你了

By Edith
at 2016-06-04T19:40

A圖王必推！！

By Sandy
at 2016-06-06T01:11

推

By Kristin
at 2016-06-07T06:43

屌都哭惹

By Bennie
at 2016-06-08T12:15

a圖王癡心推加油

By Zenobia
at 2016-06-09T17:46

推

By Ophelia
at 2016-06-10T23:18

男人在外出生入死，下班後想要欲仙欲死，這是人之常情！

By Dora
at 2016-06-12T04:50

清流!

By Jacob
at 2016-06-13T10:21

清流

By Regina
at 2016-06-14T15:53

無限期支持西施版清流邱君出任版主

By Ida
at 2016-06-15T21:25

有西施點、有圖，有情有液西施人

By Charlie
at 2016-06-17T02:56

推

By Kelly
at 2016-06-18T08:28

清流~

By Edward Lewis
at 2016-06-19T14:00

結尾很洋蔥..祝你有天她會發現你的愛QQ

By Michael
at 2016-06-20T19:31

Q-Q

By Robert
at 2016-06-22T01:03

告白啦

By Catherine
at 2016-06-23T06:35

推

By Necoo
at 2016-06-24T12:06

朝聖推

By Lucy
at 2016-06-25T17:38

已跪

By Lauren
at 2016-06-26T23:10

推喇

By Agnes
at 2016-06-28T04:41

邱君加油

By Caitlin
at 2016-06-29T10:13

推

By Andrew
at 2016-06-30T15:45

推A圖王~

By Candice
at 2016-07-01T21:16

推

By Queena
at 2016-07-03T02:48

淚推

By Rachel
at 2016-07-04T08:20

推美腿

By Connor
at 2016-07-05T13:51

ㄌㄟˋㄊㄨㄟ

By Vanessa
at 2016-07-06T19:23

最喜歡a圖王了啦

By Connor
at 2016-07-08T00:55

PUSH

By Harry
at 2016-07-09T06:26

淚推

By Oscar
at 2016-07-10T11:58

淚推～

By Connor
at 2016-07-11T17:30

推

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