做愛的條件 - 成人話題討論

By Cara
at 2020-11-17T11:23
at 2020-11-17T11:23
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※ 引述《LoveArsenal (Respect)》之銘言:
: 要跟老婆做愛,需要滿足以下每一個條件
: 1.月經來完十天內
根本沒談過
: 2.假日晚上
是
: 3.不能提早約
一開始約好了 我還上班請假配合 時間到了說想喝咖啡就好 培養感情
後來要再約時 又生氣說這種事情要看感覺可以約嗎
: 4.老婆哄睡完肯離開房間
老婆跟小孩一起睡著 也沒有別的房間
: 5.老婆有想做愛的心情
永遠沒有心情
: 單純好奇,有人跟我一樣的嗎?
: 好像在過任務,而且還不一定會觸發。
我把這篇拿給同學看 基本上有小孩的一年最多打五次炮
有時候會覺得變成借種養小孩的工具
我知道媽媽很辛苦
但我現在的要求很低 一個月一次就好 就算10分鐘也可以
女人不懂的是 男人其實是靠給不給幹來界定有沒有被愛
能不能幹來確認還是不是男人的價值
有時候很多無端的煩惱打個炮就可以解決了
每個月省下喝茶的錢帶老婆吃大餐多好
也不用上班時看到女同事穿少一點跟你講話就東想西想
講這麼多
持續停機500天 悲哀呀
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: 要跟老婆做愛,需要滿足以下每一個條件
: 1.月經來完十天內
根本沒談過
: 2.假日晚上
是
: 3.不能提早約
一開始約好了 我還上班請假配合 時間到了說想喝咖啡就好 培養感情
後來要再約時 又生氣說這種事情要看感覺可以約嗎
: 4.老婆哄睡完肯離開房間
老婆跟小孩一起睡著 也沒有別的房間
: 5.老婆有想做愛的心情
永遠沒有心情
: 單純好奇,有人跟我一樣的嗎?
: 好像在過任務,而且還不一定會觸發。
我把這篇拿給同學看 基本上有小孩的一年最多打五次炮
有時候會覺得變成借種養小孩的工具
我知道媽媽很辛苦
但我現在的要求很低 一個月一次就好 就算10分鐘也可以
女人不懂的是 男人其實是靠給不給幹來界定有沒有被愛
能不能幹來確認還是不是男人的價值
有時候很多無端的煩惱打個炮就可以解決了
每個月省下喝茶的錢帶老婆吃大餐多好
也不用上班時看到女同事穿少一點跟你講話就東想西想
講這麼多
持續停機500天 悲哀呀
--
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