做愛的條件 - 成人話題討論

By Valerie
at 2020-11-16T05:28
at 2020-11-16T05:28
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※ 引述《LoveArsenal (Respect)》之銘言:
: 要跟老婆做愛,需要滿足以下每一個條件
: 1.月經來完十天內
: 2.假日晚上
: 3.不能提早約
: 4.老婆哄睡完肯離開房間
: 5.老婆有想做愛的心情
: 單純好奇,有人跟我一樣的嗎?
: 好像在過任務,而且還不一定會觸發。
這個我曾經有經驗!
1.預約制 必須提前問
2.預約不一定保留哦!可能突然累還是幹嘛的取消
或是突然給你睡死(小孩輪流一人顧一天)
3.叫你先幫她按摩。(命運好好玩?)
4.所有事情做完才「有可能」輪得到你,外加可能突然累突然不想幹嘛的取消,反正你的
優先順序永遠最後。
5.發現你自己尻槍她會開心的表示今天不用做很棒。我都不知道我還是不是她老公?
你問我然後?
沒有然後啊!
我離婚了。
但這只是原因之一。
另外:實在無法理解男生會把自己吹醒的女生推開?
我巴不得每天這樣被叫醒啊......!!!
西斯點?我剛剛打完手槍算嗎?
--
: 要跟老婆做愛,需要滿足以下每一個條件
: 1.月經來完十天內
: 2.假日晚上
: 3.不能提早約
: 4.老婆哄睡完肯離開房間
: 5.老婆有想做愛的心情
: 單純好奇,有人跟我一樣的嗎?
: 好像在過任務,而且還不一定會觸發。
這個我曾經有經驗!
1.預約制 必須提前問
2.預約不一定保留哦!可能突然累還是幹嘛的取消
或是突然給你睡死(小孩輪流一人顧一天)
3.叫你先幫她按摩。(命運好好玩?)
4.所有事情做完才「有可能」輪得到你,外加可能突然累突然不想幹嘛的取消,反正你的
優先順序永遠最後。
5.發現你自己尻槍她會開心的表示今天不用做很棒。我都不知道我還是不是她老公?
你問我然後?
沒有然後啊!
我離婚了。
但這只是原因之一。
另外:實在無法理解男生會把自己吹醒的女生推開?
我巴不得每天這樣被叫醒啊......!!!
西斯點?我剛剛打完手槍算嗎?
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