不會打手槍 - 成人話題討論

Frederic avatar
By Frederic
at 2016-04-19T07:38

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早安早安

這是手機排版哦

一大早的 又想到上禮拜五的痛苦經驗
(大概是他痛苦啦

最近需求極大又因為前床伴太忙
開始嘗試匿名聊天

前床伴包辦了我的第一次到第三次
我是新手中的瑕疵品吧
連打手槍都手腳不協調的程度
於是他都直接讓我用嘴巴 啊嗚

但是上禮拜好不容易約到我的菜
高高壯壯臉長得憨厚的那種
不知道為什麼一直讓我用手
原本硬硬的卻越來越消瘦
我都要哭了

有沒有人可以教我啊啊啊啊
我不敢太用力怕斷掉啦

還是我腿太粗他才無法 嗚嗚嗚




Ps. 我20y 才不是阿姨 可惡


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Ophelia avatar
By Ophelia
at 2016-04-21T08:22
不能露暈快遮R
Valerie avatar
By Valerie
at 2016-04-23T09:05
不是說乳暈會被刪文嗎? 真是不乖
Ophelia avatar
By Ophelia
at 2016-04-25T09:48
謝謝提醒QQ
Caroline avatar
By Caroline
at 2016-04-27T10:32
你全身都紅紅一點一點嗎
Zenobia avatar
By Zenobia
at 2016-04-29T11:15
剛洗完澡有點燙到(?
Edwina avatar
By Edwina
at 2016-05-01T11:58
哈哈 不過身材曼妙 推
Ivy avatar
By Ivy
at 2016-05-03T12:42
寄了,回我。
Jake avatar
By Jake
at 2016-05-05T13:25
地區沒對到哈哈
Joe avatar
By Joe
at 2016-05-07T14:08
只好讓妳練習練習惹,就等妳!!
Catherine avatar
By Catherine
at 2016-05-09T14:52
ME
Kumar avatar
By Kumar
at 2016-05-11T15:35
身材厲害 推
Ula avatar
By Ula
at 2016-05-13T16:19
先從小黃瓜練習握跟打
Regina avatar
By Regina
at 2016-05-15T17:02
美!
Odelette avatar
By Odelette
at 2016-05-17T17:45
小黃瓜殉職了
Frederica avatar
By Frederica
at 2016-05-19T18:29
哇~讚啦
Heather avatar
By Heather
at 2016-05-21T19:12
跪求原圖
Frederica avatar
By Frederica
at 2016-05-23T19:55
妳也是去摩鐵過敏?
Necoo avatar
By Necoo
at 2016-05-25T20:39
真是不乖 已寄信
Anthony avatar
By Anthony
at 2016-05-27T21:22
那只好讓我來了!快回
Kristin avatar
By Kristin
at 2016-05-29T22:06
手臂有點壯
Megan avatar
By Megan
at 2016-05-31T22:49
你又不讓我來
Hedwig avatar
By Hedwig
at 2016-06-02T23:32
已站內
Robert avatar
By Robert
at 2016-06-05T00:16
原來往前傾乳量會變大 學起來(筆記
Elizabeth avatar
By Elizabeth
at 2016-06-07T00:59
E會變F哦~
Hardy avatar
By Hardy
at 2016-06-09T01:42
有EEEEE.真是不科學得身材阿~
Agnes avatar
By Agnes
at 2016-06-11T02:26
已寄 站內
Agnes avatar
By Agnes
at 2016-06-13T03:09
覺得皮膚養(抓
Cara avatar
By Cara
at 2016-06-15T03:52
變F啊… 那我不學ㄌ
Elvira avatar
By Elvira
at 2016-06-17T04:36
直接站內 謝謝
Annie avatar
By Annie
at 2016-06-19T05:19
求暈RRRR
Emily avatar
By Emily
at 2016-06-21T06:03
快點站內信,讓我來
Steve avatar
By Steve
at 2016-06-23T06:46
太大我整個暈了,救救我
Charlie avatar
By Charlie
at 2016-06-25T07:29
不會縮水啦 是以此類推QQ
Mary avatar
By Mary
at 2016-06-27T08:13
嘴才舒服,改嘴齁
Barb Cronin avatar
By Barb Cronin
at 2016-06-29T08:56
等你 回我
Yuri avatar
By Yuri
at 2016-07-01T09:39
布袋奶 妳是丐幫長老嗎?
Yuri avatar
By Yuri
at 2016-07-03T10:23
拿小黃瓜練習啊
Puput avatar
By Puput
at 2016-07-05T11:06
有空我們一起學習
Lydia avatar
By Lydia
at 2016-07-07T11:49
我可以借妳練習啊~
Robert avatar
By Robert
at 2016-07-09T12:33
羨慕大ㄋㄟㄋㄟ 想揉>ω<
Xanthe avatar
By Xanthe
at 2016-07-11T13:16
很多跳蚤?
Kama avatar
By Kama
at 2016-07-13T14:00
你的ㄋㄟˉㄋㄟ長痘痘了,泌痘奶?
Cara avatar
By Cara
at 2016-07-15T14:43
這麼早
Daniel avatar
By Daniel
at 2016-07-17T15:26
寄了回我
Carol avatar
By Carol
at 2016-07-19T16:10
推尋麻疹
Kumar avatar
By Kumar
at 2016-07-21T16:53
這裡有根練習用的木人屌
Tom avatar
By Tom
at 2016-07-23T17:36
畫質也太差了!是30萬畫素照相機嗎
Cara avatar
By Cara
at 2016-07-25T18:20
我教你
Regina avatar
By Regina
at 2016-07-27T19:03
樓上,那是濾鏡的關係吧
Sierra Rose avatar
By Sierra Rose
at 2016-07-29T19:47
那是斑疹傷寒嗎?
Kumar avatar
By Kumar
at 2016-07-31T20:30
Odelette avatar
By Odelette
at 2016-08-02T21:13
我來報名了
Frederic avatar
By Frederic
at 2016-08-04T21:57
Lauren avatar
By Lauren
at 2016-08-06T22:40
安安
Suhail Hany avatar
By Suhail Hany
at 2016-08-08T23:23
選我選我~自願提供30公分讓你練習XD
Quanna avatar
By Quanna
at 2016-08-11T00:07
床單要洗哦
Puput avatar
By Puput
at 2016-08-13T00:50
Hedy avatar
By Hedy
at 2016-08-15T01:33
阿姨。。。妳的皮膚膚不太好唷!
Edith avatar
By Edith
at 2016-08-17T02:17
來我幫妳打
Dora avatar
By Dora
at 2016-08-19T03:00
寄了回我
Elizabeth avatar
By Elizabeth
at 2016-08-21T03:44
寄信了 ~ 奶真大
Wallis avatar
By Wallis
at 2016-08-23T04:27
讓專業的來
Olivia avatar
By Olivia
at 2016-08-25T05:10
我不怕斷掉 來我讓妳試
Tom avatar
By Tom
at 2016-08-27T05:54
尋麻疹 推!
Valerie avatar
By Valerie
at 2016-08-29T06:37
你可以讓他握著你的手打抓感覺看看><
Hamiltion avatar
By Hamiltion
at 2016-08-31T07:20
我可以讓妳當教學品
Olga avatar
By Olga
at 2016-09-02T08:04
嘖嘖
Lauren avatar
By Lauren
at 2016-09-04T08:47
怎麼感覺大小奶
Carol avatar
By Carol
at 2016-09-06T09:30
來,我們試試看
Belly avatar
By Belly
at 2016-09-08T10:14
各位觀眾 一條龍
Hazel avatar
By Hazel
at 2016-09-10T10:57
放心,太用力會跟妳說,放膽去打
Valerie avatar
By Valerie
at 2016-09-12T11:41
不用怕斷掉 用力握緊 快速上下才會爽
Franklin avatar
By Franklin
at 2016-09-14T12:24
還不寄給我
Olga avatar
By Olga
at 2016-09-16T13:07
阿嘶 好大喔-////-
Harry avatar
By Harry
at 2016-09-18T13:51
你形容的菜跟我好像 可惜我快變魔法師了嗚嗚
Xanthe avatar
By Xanthe
at 2016-09-20T14:34
吾不當屠龍者,樓下勇者上吧
Susan avatar
By Susan
at 2016-09-22T15:17
Queena avatar
By Queena
at 2016-09-24T16:01
妹妹過來
Ingrid avatar
By Ingrid
at 2016-09-26T16:44
已寄回我 我教你
Jake avatar
By Jake
at 2016-09-28T17:28
來來來 我來幫你
Michael avatar
By Michael
at 2016-09-30T18:11
已寄信求回!
Bethany avatar
By Bethany
at 2016-10-02T18:54
記得擦藥喔
Kyle avatar
By Kyle
at 2016-10-04T19:38
手臂..
Victoria avatar
By Victoria
at 2016-10-06T20:21
過敏要去看醫生,看了就感覺好癢
Wallis avatar
By Wallis
at 2016-10-08T21:04
那是過敏喔?我還以為是濾鏡效果o__o原po胸部感覺超好
揉>___<
Hedda avatar
By Hedda
at 2016-10-10T21:48
異味性皮膚炎
Lauren avatar
By Lauren
at 2016-10-12T22:31
意圖使人寄信
Frederic avatar
By Frederic
at 2016-10-14T23:14
龍明顯
Emma avatar
By Emma
at 2016-10-16T23:58
我來幫你抓
Elma avatar
By Elma
at 2016-10-19T00:41
阿姨 來我教妳
Mia avatar
By Mia
at 2016-10-21T01:25
教妳
Yuri avatar
By Yuri
at 2016-10-23T02:08
跪求原圖
Sarah avatar
By Sarah
at 2016-10-25T02:51
可惡想揉(≧▽≦)
Ingrid avatar
By Ingrid
at 2016-10-27T03:35
好啊 我讓你練習
Tracy avatar
By Tracy
at 2016-10-29T04:18
你好,我叫憨厚啦,今天~站內了嗎?
Tristan Cohan avatar
By Tristan Cohan
at 2016-10-31T05:01
我不用打可以直接來 選我~
Agatha avatar
By Agatha
at 2016-11-02T05:45
Hedwig avatar
By Hedwig
at 2016-11-04T06:28
我定海神柱不怕斷
Elizabeth avatar
By Elizabeth
at 2016-11-06T07:11
紅成這樣要不先去看個皮膚科 連我都癢起來了
Selena avatar
By Selena
at 2016-11-08T07:55
洗完澡燙到XDDDDDDDD
Charlie avatar
By Charlie
at 2016-11-10T08:38
Tristan Cohan avatar
By Tristan Cohan
at 2016-11-12T09:22
\大奶/\大奶/\大奶/
Mason avatar
By Mason
at 2016-11-14T10:05
EEE啊!怎麼受得了
Mason avatar
By Mason
at 2016-11-16T10:48
阿姨
Una avatar
By Una
at 2016-11-18T11:32
高高壯壯臉長得憨厚30小叔 在下ininder!!
Freda avatar
By Freda
at 2016-11-20T12:15
高高壯壯長得憨厚 在說我啊~ 已寄信
Quanna avatar
By Quanna
at 2016-11-22T12:58
要去排毒
Freda avatar
By Freda
at 2016-11-24T13:42
回我
Megan avatar
By Megan
at 2016-11-26T14:25
選我選我~
Rae avatar
By Rae
at 2016-11-28T15:09
已寄信~記得回我喔!
Margaret avatar
By Margaret
at 2016-11-30T15:52
看起來好老的感覺QQ
Hedwig avatar
By Hedwig
at 2016-12-02T16:35
根本龍
Lily avatar
By Lily
at 2016-12-04T17:19
不太懂噓的,愛看又愛嫌…
Irma avatar
By Irma
at 2016-12-06T18:02
寄了!要回喔!!
Enid avatar
By Enid
at 2016-12-08T18:45
龍騎戰士來喔~
Jacob avatar
By Jacob
at 2016-12-10T19:29
已寄速回
Jake avatar
By Jake
at 2016-12-12T20:12
Play one
Andrew avatar
By Andrew
at 2016-12-14T20:55
可惡沒跟到原圖
Rachel avatar
By Rachel
at 2016-12-16T21:39
大小奶嗎
Victoria avatar
By Victoria
at 2016-12-18T22:22
其實畫素刻意好一點點兒
可以
Carol avatar
By Carol
at 2016-12-20T23:06
沒跟到啊
Victoria avatar
By Victoria
at 2016-12-22T23:49
怒噓沒跟到

女生約砲要怎麼聊

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By Harry
at 2016-04-19T04:43
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朋友這樣算精神去勢嗎

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By Tracy
at 2016-04-19T00:32
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at 2016-04-18T23:55
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髮思

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By Faithe
at 2016-04-18T23:29
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Frederic avatar
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at 2016-04-18T23:27
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