上廁所時發現 - 成人話題討論

By Dora
at 2015-02-20T23:37

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原PO男生

坐在馬桶上發呆

結果低頭看著自己的陰囊

發現陰囊會無意識的自動伸縮

跟呼吸吸吐無關腹部臀部也沒有用力也沒提肛動作

每10秒左右袋袋就會蠕動縮放

一開始還以為眼花了

但這因該是正常現象吧!!

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經典之作不管在什麼時代都一樣精彩

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By Skylar Davis
at 2015-02-21T15:17

正常還可以試試看冷水熱水變化更劇烈

By Kumar
at 2015-02-22T06:56

慘了

By Olga
at 2015-02-22T22:36

完了

By Tracy
at 2015-02-23T14:16

不是~那很明顯是壞了~樓下50收

By Thomas
at 2015-02-24T05:55

要孵化了

By Steve
at 2015-02-24T21:35

100賣樓上
生命美好的起點

By Caitlin
at 2015-02-25T13:14

結果樓下500搶標

By Iris
at 2015-02-26T04:54

感覺你跟它很不熟今天第一次見面嗎?

By Bethany
at 2015-02-26T20:34

比克大魔王誕生

By Callum
at 2015-02-27T12:13

樓下幫你拉皮

By Ethan
at 2015-02-28T03:53

米奇是你?

By Damian
at 2015-02-28T19:33

米奇跑到你胯下啦!

By Edward Lewis
at 2015-03-01T11:12

要孵化哈哈

By Cara
at 2015-03-02T02:52

東洋的心魔大法

By Edward Lewis
at 2015-03-02T18:31

獵人的蟻王孵化了

By Una
at 2015-03-03T10:11

幹我小學就知道

By Una
at 2015-03-04T01:51

那是寄生獸要砍掉牠

By Bethany
at 2015-03-04T17:30

睪丸癌的先兆

By Frederic
at 2015-03-05T09:10

樓上幹麻黑白共

By Emily
at 2015-03-06T00:49

有蟯蟲，要電燒

By Vanessa
at 2015-03-06T16:29

PAIR啦!!!

By Lydia
at 2015-03-07T08:09

這下嚴重了！

By Mason
at 2015-03-07T23:48

要突變了！

By Kelly
at 2015-03-08T15:28

沒看過寄生獸嗎幫他取個名子吧~

By Xanthe
at 2015-03-09T07:08

睪丸癌

By Edith
at 2015-03-09T22:47

差不多要報銷了

By Suhail Hany
at 2015-03-10T14:27

蟾蜍精附身

By Zenobia
at 2015-03-11T06:06

有異音先割開來看

By Jessica
at 2015-03-11T21:46

pair無誤猴王是你啊～

By Franklin
at 2015-03-12T13:26

廢文

By Audriana
at 2015-03-13T05:05

有寄生蟲..認真不開玩笑上次我朋友也是一樣

By Mary
at 2015-03-13T20:45

說謊它們會蠕動嗎

By Lily
at 2015-03-14T12:24

樓上說的是真的上次我還去開刀......

By Necoo
at 2015-03-15T04:04

普利珠在轉啦

By Carolina Franco
at 2015-03-15T19:44

真的有可能是寄生蟲…我看過

By Faithe
at 2015-03-16T11:23

軟蛋會呼吸

By Kama
at 2015-03-17T03:03

你滑你的大腿內側也會蠕動喔

By Skylar Davis
at 2015-03-17T18:43

壞了

By Catherine
at 2015-03-18T10:22

比克大魔王誕生太好笑了

By Damian
at 2015-03-19T02:02

我也會

By Emma
at 2015-03-19T17:41

ㄏㄨㄞˋㄉㄧㄠˋㄌㄅ

By Tristan Cohan
at 2015-03-20T09:21

壞了

By Noah
at 2015-03-21T01:01

壞掉了

By Elvira
at 2015-03-21T16:40

樓下上次也是這樣，結果就

By Zanna
at 2015-03-22T08:20

現在才發現？

By Ida
at 2015-03-23T00:00

已知用火

By Kumar
at 2015-03-23T15:39

第一次聽到這說法欸

By Hedda
at 2015-03-24T07:19

完了等等會變毒爆蟲

By Mia
at 2015-03-24T22:58

下一篇老二勃起時會一抖一抖的好神奇

By Sarah
at 2015-03-25T14:38

國中健教要認真啦

By Tom
at 2015-03-26T06:18

壞了

By Lauren
at 2015-03-26T21:57

壞了去炒薑絲

By Tracy
at 2015-03-27T13:37

PAIR !!!!! XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Daph Bay
at 2015-03-28T05:16

要孵化了

By Isla
at 2015-03-28T20:56

故障了

By Dorothy
at 2015-03-29T12:36

液化蟲還是刺蛇?

By Zora
at 2015-03-30T04:15

你咳嗽他還會跳呢

By Dora
at 2015-03-30T19:55

壞了

By Ida
at 2015-03-31T11:35

spwans more overloads

By Delia
at 2015-04-01T03:14

應該應該應該應該應該應該應該應該應該

By Jack
at 2015-04-01T18:54

會有東西鑽出來喔

By Isabella
at 2015-04-02T10:33

require more minerals

By Hardy
at 2015-04-03T02:13

這應該是主堡，如果是瓦斯萃取巢會蓋在肛門上面。

By Ingrid
at 2015-04-03T17:53

猴王是你

By Frederic
at 2015-04-04T09:32

真的有可能是寄生蟲不是開玩笑的

By Jacky
at 2015-04-05T01:12

你知道嗎我上次這樣去看醫生一個超正大奶醫生把我的蛋
蛋舔一舔就好了

By Vanessa
at 2015-04-05T16:51

等 LP 縮小的時候, 一定要用力把豆皮壽司拉撐, 不然會縮到
不見喔.

By Hamiltion
at 2015-04-06T08:31

XD...要孵化好好笑

By Carol
at 2015-04-07T00:11

趕快刺破不然孵化出來就完了

By James
at 2015-04-07T15:50

小哥吉拉要跑出來啦～

By Skylar Davis
at 2015-04-08T07:30

認真回很可怕我同學上次說他這樣結果他現在...

By Ursula
at 2015-04-08T23:10

散熱吧冬天都會比較縮夏天好像減肥之後的皮鬆垮垮

By James
at 2015-04-09T14:49

應該NOT因該

By Thomas
at 2015-04-10T06:29

扭轉生命懂？

By Frederic
at 2015-04-10T22:08

這不是很正常嗎

By Frederic
at 2015-04-11T13:48

連應該都打錯想必睪丸癌細胞已經擴散了

By Heather
at 2015-04-12T05:28

應該

By Hazel
at 2015-04-12T21:07

砍掉重練

By Damian
at 2015-04-13T12:47

應該？因該？

By Quanna
at 2015-04-14T04:26

因為是陰囊所以叫阿陰

By Oliver
at 2015-04-14T20:06

..........

By Hedy
at 2015-04-15T11:46

認真回:陰囊會自動調節蛋蛋的溫度~不要緊張...

By Cara
at 2015-04-16T03:25

10等要轉職

By Dinah
at 2015-04-16T19:05

被外星人抓去改造了

By William
at 2015-04-17T10:45

浴火鳳凰

By Hamiltion
at 2015-04-18T02:24

陰囊在說：不要看我，我會害羞

By Cara
at 2015-04-18T18:04

原來你是猿王小心特瑞科來吃你蛋蛋嘿

By Jacky
at 2015-04-19T09:43

應該

By Isabella
at 2015-04-20T01:23

蛻變完成~~~

By Cara
at 2015-04-20T17:03

會長翅膀喔

By Zanna
at 2015-04-21T08:42

覽叫要變成地刺了可喜可賀

By Christine
at 2015-04-22T00:22

應該

By Dora
at 2015-04-22T16:01

爆炸前要記得取消

By Hedda
at 2015-04-23T07:41

還不快去看醫生

By Franklin
at 2015-04-23T23:21

一元起標

By Ina
at 2015-04-24T15:00

用耳朵貼著聽聽看會有胎兒的心跳聲

By Gilbert
at 2015-04-25T06:40

現在很多人都盯著自己的陰囊看齁

By Hedy
at 2015-04-25T22:20

米精是你？

By Gilbert
at 2015-04-26T13:59

米奇是你?

By Freda
at 2015-04-27T05:39

你可以試試看噴肌樂，保證劇烈收縮

By Caitlin
at 2015-04-27T21:18

要孵化了

By Hardy
at 2015-04-28T12:58

孵化殺小啦XDDDD

By David
at 2015-04-29T04:38

你給他取個名子就叫波賽吧? 很有海神的感覺

By Queena
at 2015-04-29T20:17

五十收

By Rae
at 2015-04-30T11:57

皮諾可是你?

By Hedy
at 2015-05-01T03:37

是刺蛇

By Erin
at 2015-05-01T19:16

應該

By Robert
at 2015-05-02T10:56

寄生獸無誤

By Daniel
at 2015-05-03T02:35

氣集夠了是魔人普烏從你睪丸出來而已，小事

By Emily
at 2015-05-03T18:15

以打排球力道打下去就對了

By Xanthe
at 2015-05-04T09:55

還不快去買書給你的"米奇"看

By Olivia
at 2015-05-05T01:34

要孵化了wwwwwwwwwwwwww

By Mason
at 2015-05-05T17:14

比克大魔王XDDDD

By Sarah
at 2015-05-06T08:53

比克大魔王XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Quintina
at 2015-05-07T00:33

子孫打架

By James
at 2015-05-07T16:13

寄生獸寄生在蛋蛋了！馬上你的蛋蛋就可以感應到同類了

By John
at 2015-05-08T07:52

等一下他就要變鐮刀了

By Agatha
at 2015-05-08T23:32

賽魯是你?

By Mason
at 2015-05-09T15:12

你有沒有看過一部電影叫從陰囊竄出！？

By Dinah
at 2015-05-10T06:51

疝氣，那是你的腸子在蠕動

By James
at 2015-05-10T22:31

完了完了要孵化了

By Steve
at 2015-05-11T14:10

正常啊～

By Carol
at 2015-05-12T05:50

最後神奇寶貝會跑出來～會跑出水劍龜～

By Barb Cronin
at 2015-05-12T21:30

快孵化了

By Thomas
at 2015-05-13T13:09

這下真的是「蛋蛋」了

By Harry
at 2015-05-14T04:49

這樣拆開來檢視!!

By Quanna
at 2015-05-14T20:28

不太妙，我朋友上次也是這情況，結果現在……

By Rae
at 2015-05-15T12:08

應該是被寄生了… 過沒多久應該會掉下來

By Daniel
at 2015-05-16T03:48

心臟也會動啊，大經小乖

By Thomas
at 2015-05-16T19:27

精子孵化最適溫度25度C，陰囊會以控制表面積自動調節溫度
國中就有教了，上課請專心。

By Zora
at 2015-05-17T11:07

寄生獸4ni?

By Margaret
at 2015-05-18T02:47

普羅米修斯第八集

By Robert
at 2015-05-18T18:26

寄生獸啦!

By Sarah
at 2015-05-19T10:06

寄生蟲是不會，寄生獸倒是有可能

By Lily
at 2015-05-20T01:45

穴穴你

By Linda
at 2015-05-20T17:25

在醫院有一位失智阿公會拔管，所以雙手行約束，要尿尿
時他會喊，於是我就拿尿壺幫他接，他尿的時候，我才發
現原來男生尿尿睪丸會抽。

By Andy
at 2015-05-21T09:05

壞了5角ㄕㄡ

By Jack
at 2015-05-22T00:44

ttb?

By Margaret
at 2015-05-22T16:24

業力要引爆了

By Joseph
at 2015-05-23T08:03

http://i.imgur.com/bgH1Pe2.jpg
你感染魔界三大性病之一了!!

By Vanessa
at 2015-05-23T23:43

你知道孫悟空從哪裡出生嗎

By Tom
at 2015-05-24T15:23

快去看醫生...

By Faithe
at 2015-05-25T07:02

PAIR無誤！

By Edward Lewis
at 2015-05-25T22:42

10收

By Mia
at 2015-05-26T14:22

疝氣吧

By Heather
at 2015-05-27T06:01

不能呼吸膩

心癢屌也癢，飛去上海？

By Jack
at 2015-02-20T22:52

哈囉，9X的小粉濕們大概5個月前9X用一個國際交友app 認識了一個大陸女生當時她剛分手一直哭換了微信後一直跟我通話我當時也沒有想太多，純粹是安慰她 2/1的時候女生，Vivian打給我說6號她生日問我願不願意去上海找她玩，陪她過生日可以順便來一砲我思考很久，我沒去過上海，很想去看看，但 ...

想請問各位大大都怎麼說打炮暗語的!代po

By Kyle
at 2015-02-20T22:12

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By Linda
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By Annie
at 2015-02-20T19:30

上廁所時發現 - 成人話題討論

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