想請問各位大大都怎麼說打炮暗語的!代po - 成人話題討論

By Kyle
at 2015-02-20T22:12

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大家好，新年快樂，恭喜發財。

此篇文章是一個十天不能打炮婦女的抱怨文
不喜勿入(←)

昨天初一是我腦公五天連續休假的最後一天，
小妹體諒腦公要初二開始回去上班五天，
連續十天沒打炮，他應該會凍沫掉，
所以晚飯前，就很貼(饑)心(渴)的，
想約腦公吃飽晚餐，早點回家打炮。
但是一出手就失利，在人山人海的婆家客廳，
在腦公耳邊輕聲說出：腦公…
腦公立馬說：幹嘛在我耳邊噴口水！(失敗)
我又再接再厲，跟他借手機打字，
才打沒幾個字，他不知道有什麼病，
一直在旁邊鬼吼鬼叫：你要傳簡訊給誰，
讓我看…讓我看…讓我看…
眾人目光瞬間聚焦在我身上(又失敗)
我秉持著中國女性堅毅不拔的精神，
第三次闖關，終於順利傳了line給腦公，
沒想到還是太遲了，他根本不讀我的訊息，
等到已讀也已經吃飽晚餐了，吃太飽的胖子根本無法運動，幹殘念…
媽的約個打炮這麼艱辛>﹏<
回家後，腦公提出以後打炮的暗語，
只要隨時說出：我是豬八戒！

他就知道要回家羞淦了

去你媽的的！！！！！
我是豬八戒！
我是豬八戒！
我是豬八戒！
我是豬八戒！
我是豬八戒！

想請問各位大大都怎麼說打炮暗語的!謝謝

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By Thomas
at 2015-02-25T14:48

單挑

By Mia
at 2015-03-02T07:24

腦公你車子要停進來嗎?

By Gilbert
at 2015-03-06T23:59

念段赤壁賦就知道了

By Delia
at 2015-03-11T16:35

羊死了

By Sarah
at 2015-03-16T09:11

咩休敢謀

By Erin
at 2015-03-21T01:47

要不要吃甜甜圈

By Odelette
at 2015-03-25T18:22

可以問一下赤壁賦的梗嗎

By Puput
at 2015-03-30T10:58

暗語：豬八戒在笑你了

By Una
at 2015-04-04T03:34

麥芽糖

By Charlotte
at 2015-04-08T20:09

雞龜骨滾羹

By Edwina
at 2015-04-13T12:45

我是孫悟空~看棒!

By Jacky
at 2015-04-18T05:21

記得之前有個廣告~女悟空跟唐僧說：師父~我們去取經~

By Zora
at 2015-04-22T21:57

印何闐印何闐印何闐

By Steve
at 2015-04-27T14:32

大方一點！直接一點：「咩修幹謀」！

By Olive
at 2015-05-02T07:08

By Steve
at 2015-05-06T23:44

清槍開始～

By Caitlin
at 2015-05-11T16:19

肉郎豬剛鬣

By John
at 2015-05-16T08:55

請鄰兵以火力掩護我
或是

By Anthony
at 2015-05-21T01:31

兩眼凝神向前，下顎稍向後縮，頭要正，警要直

By Valerie
at 2015-05-25T18:07

口要閉

By Joseph
at 2015-05-30T10:42

你讓我想起"洗衣服"這暗號!!!!

By David
at 2015-06-04T03:18

好我已火力掩護你

By Belly
at 2015-06-08T19:54

轟轟

By Genevieve
at 2015-06-13T12:29

晚點聊

By Andy
at 2015-06-18T05:05

類似的文不是很多了嗎…

By Rae
at 2015-06-22T21:41

咚咚懂咚咚

By Dora
at 2015-06-27T14:17

麥芽糖不是更好？

By Andy
at 2015-07-02T06:52

讓姐姐來好好教訓你

By Bethany
at 2015-07-06T23:28

放台健身腳踏車在房裡，只要踩踏板就知道今晚又要騎了

By Poppy
at 2015-07-11T16:04

馬央九

By Poppy
at 2015-07-16T08:39

明天換床單

By Rachel
at 2015-07-21T01:15

打lol雙排

By Ina
at 2015-07-25T17:51

燒瓶阿 ~

By Regina
at 2015-07-30T10:27

老公我想肛你媽大概這種

By Anthony
at 2015-08-04T03:02

老公，快打給和運租車~~

By Rebecca
at 2015-08-08T19:38

你知道什麼是噹噹噹嗎

By Delia
at 2015-08-13T12:14

要一起睡嗎

By Tracy
at 2015-08-18T04:49

代號：邱若男

By Poppy
at 2015-08-22T21:25

中路單挑

By John
at 2015-08-27T14:01

直接單挑了不廢話

By Elvira
at 2015-09-01T06:37

這裡是台灣，台灣中國ㄧ邊ㄧ國

By Olivia
at 2015-09-05T23:12

今晚打

By Elma
at 2015-09-10T15:48

今晚打

By Vanessa
at 2015-09-15T08:24

今晚打

By Poppy
at 2015-09-20T01:00

運動

By Frederic
at 2015-09-24T17:35

噓中國

By Oliver
at 2015-09-29T10:11

好噁..居然射在耳朵裏

By Thomas
at 2015-10-04T02:47

月經文了...

By Genevieve
at 2015-10-08T19:22

我們初三交接班，多一天比較有時間打！

By Edith
at 2015-10-13T11:58

珍珠奶茶記得沒

By Mia
at 2015-10-18T04:34

一直問

By Oliver
at 2015-10-22T21:10

大喊"MayDay!"

By Robert
at 2015-10-27T13:45

ttb

By Ophelia
at 2015-11-01T06:21

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Lily
at 2015-11-05T22:57

Make sure gun more

By Edwina
at 2015-11-10T15:32

殺一炮

By Zenobia
at 2015-11-15T08:08

中國女性

By Daph Bay
at 2015-11-20T00:44

你是中國籍配偶?

By Brianna
at 2015-11-24T17:20

想想八戒

By Linda
at 2015-11-29T09:55

中國人不噓中國人,可惜林北臺灣人

By Genevieve
at 2015-12-04T02:31

我是金箍棒

By Yuri
at 2015-12-08T19:07

今晚吃雞

By Yuri
at 2015-12-13T11:42

今天要吃蒟蒻唷

By Selena
at 2015-12-18T04:18

中國

By Connor
at 2015-12-22T20:54

泰坦巨人狂速猛龍OH YA

By Heather
at 2015-12-27T13:30

中國

By Agnes
at 2016-01-01T06:05

我笑了

By Elma
at 2016-01-05T22:41

沒有暗語秉持著出奇不意幹齁哩系這八字

By Hardy
at 2016-01-10T15:17

金色狂風!

By Hazel
at 2016-01-15T07:52

中國

想請問各位大大都怎麼說打炮暗語的!代po - 成人話題討論

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